Queens, New York, 2024

PETER 1
Hey fellas thanks for giving me ur numbers
Can I ask u tho
What names are u using for us in ur contacts?

PETER 2
Just what we've been calling each other
You know, Peter 1, Peter 3

PETER 1
Oh
Ok that makes sense

PETER 2
What were you using?

PETER 3
I was just gonna go w Me 2 and Me 3
Cuz u know
I already had Me in my phone

PETER 2
You did?
Why?

PETER 3
Do people not email stuff to themselves in your dimension?

PETER 1
Still prob better than Old Peter and Mopey Peter

PETER 3
You weren't really gonna use that were you?

PETER 1
…I'm not now

PETER 3
Come on dude

PETER 1
No problem I'll compromise
Old Me (2) and Mopey Me (3)

PETER 3
Perfect
Baby Me

PETER 2
You mean
Baby Me (1)

PETER 1
…Fair