I made a image but it sucks for a poster to give an explanation I will tell you the roles
Mk/MKmind-megamind(of course)
Chase-minion
Julia-Roxanne
Wayne/wetroman-Metroman(the city is now Wetro city)
Ripper/Ral-Hal/Titan
Axel/AK-warden
Chris-mayor
Bowie/BK-space dad
Damien/DK-Bernard
Scary girl/Scary bots-Brain bots
and rest is some sort of crowd of police I'm using reboot cast so with further ado we can start this new project and it has only one chapter because I put the entire thing in here I change some words so let's get started and enjoy and leave a review
(intro sort of)
?: here's my day so far went to jail lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good...still...things could be alot worse
*falling*
?: oh that's right...I'm falling to my death guess they can't...how'd it all come to this you may ask?...My end starts at the beginning the very beginning.
*baby of blue and has big head*
?: yes that's me I had a fairly standard childhoodI came from what you might call a broken home
*yes it is*
?: literally broken I was eight days old and still living with my parents...how sad is that clearly it was time to move on
?'s mother: her is your Chase he will take acre of you
?'s: and here is your pinky *gives it* you are destined for-
?: I didn't quite hear that last part but it sounded important...destined for WHAT
*it leaves the planet*
?: I set out to find my destiny
*another rocket*
?: turns out a lid from the glaucoma quadrant had the exact same idea
*bump bump bump into meteorites*
?: that was the day I met Mr goody two-shoes and...our glorious rivalry was born
*earth*
*house of rich*
?: could this be what I was destined for a dream life filled luxury
other rocket: NUH UH
?: apparently not...even fate picks it's favorites...no big deal...a much different fate awaited me
*prison*
*other rocket opens*
Rich woman: a baby how thoughtful
Rich man: ah yes yes I saw it and thought of you
?: luckily I found a place to call home
Prisoner: can we keep it?
?: a place that taught me the differences between right(bad police) and wrong(good crooks) Mr goody two-shoes on the other hand had life handed to him on a silver platter
Rich woman: Our baby can fly
Rich: man yes yes nothing but the best for you darling
?: the power of flight invulnerability and great hair...but I had something far far greater my amazing intellect and knack for building objects of mayhem
*destroys wall*
*Axel is mad*
?: after a few years and with some time off for good behavior I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning at a strange place called shcool it was there that I once again ran into Mr goody two-shoes he already mastered a gigantic army of soft headed groupies
*a look around*
?: he bought their affections with showmanship extravagant gifts of deliciousness...so I to make this pop it corn and win over those mindless drones
Axel: lights out
*they turn off*
*nest day*
Chase: de de do bup bow dododo dede
*laser failure*
Chase: ahhh
?: that's when I learned a very hard lesson good receives all the praise and adulation while evil is sent to quiet time in the corner...so fitting in wasn't really an option...while they were learning the itsy bitsy spider...I learn how to dehydrate animate objects and rehydrate them at will with just water...some days it kinda felt like is was just me and Chase against the world...no matter how hard I try I was always the odd man out last one picked screw up black sheep
*abusement*
?: the bad one
*helmet of*
Children: hehe
*shockwave*
*breaks window*
*hits Axel*
*saves teacher*
?: was this my destiny...wait maybe it was...being bad is the one thing I'm good at...then it hit me if I was the bad girl then I was gonna be the babbest girl of them all
*blue dust goes boom*
?: I was destined to be a super villain and me and him were destined to be rivals...the dye had been cast and so began an enduring epic life-long career.
*newspaper*
?: and I loved it...our battles quickly got more elaborate he would win some...I would almost win others he took the name...Wetroman...defender of wetrocity I decided to pick something a little more humble
Mkmind: Mkmind incredibly cute criminal genius and master of all villainy
*THE TITLE OF MKMIND*
*present day?*
Axel: read on your own time open up
*it opens*
*nothing*
Axel: HEY
Mkmind: BOOOO
Axel: GAH
Mkmind: hahahahahahaaaaa good morning Axel great news I'm a change girl and I'm ready to reenter society as a solid citizen *blink blink*
Axel: You're a villain and you'll always be a villain and you'll never change and you'll never leave
Mkmind: you're funny
Axel: you got a present in the mail
Mkmind: Is it a kitty
Axel: from wetroman to count every second of your 93 life sentences heh that's funny never thought Wetroman was the gloating type well he does have nice taste I think I'll keep it
Mkmind: so any chance you could give me the time I don't want to be late for the opening of the Wetroman museum hmmm
Axel: oh no looks like you're gonna miss it by several thousnad years
Mkmind: oh is that so? Muahoho ohahahahaha
*car drives*
?: happy Wetro day Wetro city...it's a beautiful day and beautiful downtown where we're here to honor a beautiful man Wetroman his heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean for years he's been watching us with his supervision saving uswith his super strength and his caring for ys with his super heart now it's our turn to give him something back
Julia: this is Julia Misi (idk about last name) reporting live from the dedication of the Wetroman museum
Ral: wow okay the ftuff they make you read on air that's unfreaking believable it's crazy
Julia: uh I wrote that piece my self Ral
Ral: uh what I was trying to say was I can't believe that in our modern society they let like actual art get onto the news
Julia: nice save Ral
Ral: what are we like let's just good coffee or something
Julia: come on it's time to get in the Wetroman day spirit
Ral: well if I were Wetroman Mkmind wouldn't be kidnapping you all the time that's the first thing
Julia: that's sweet Ral
Ral: and I'll be watching you like a dingo watches a human baby
Julia: oh
Ral: okay that sounded okay that sounded a little weird
Julia: little bit
Ral yeah weird face making me feel weird *some uncaptionable talking*
*Julia gets kidnapped*
Ral: not love we're not in love I'm not saying I love you ok I love you whatever I put up saying like I'm in love with you know what I'm saying...Julia? Juliana?
*back in prison*
*Axel gets scanned and turn into Mkmind*
"Mkmind": hey get back to work the city doesn't pay you to loaf
Officer: FREEZE
"Mkmind": woah what are you doing guys It's MEEEEEE Axel *tazed*
Officer: hey open up
*it opens*
*Mkmind takes watch*
Axel: oh you fools he's tricked us
Mkmind: you we're right *transforms*
AK: I'll always be a villain BUAHAHAHAHA
*escaping*
*car arrives*
Chase: well hello good looking need a lift
AK: certainly do you fantasic fish you
Chase: Get in the car you
Guy: HEY
Mkmind: it works thanks for giving me he watch Chase
Chase: you got it boss
*drives to evil liar*
*breaks wall at museum*
Wetroman: alright put your hands in the air
*huge crowd cheers*
Chris: ladies and gentlemen your Wetroman
Wetroman: YEAH Wetro city *flys* gimme some come on *hand fives* give it to him wow alright *juggles babies*
*sends them back*
*gets mic*
Wetroman: hey Wetro city...hey hey...you know I just want to bring it down a bit voices are lower thank you fellas let's get real for a moment...that's right that's he that's right although get a whole museum is super cool it's super cool you want to know what the greatest honor you've given me is do you really wanna know really
*cheers*
Wetroman: I'll tell you the greatest honor you've given me is letting me serve you to help these people in Wetro city and at the end of every day well I ofen ask my self...who what I be without you
Random citizen: I LOVE WETROMAN
Wetroman: and I love you too random citizen ahahaha *spins on water*
*evil liar*
Mkmind: AH I tell you Chase there's no place like my evil lair
Chase: I kept it cold and damp just for you m'am
Mkmind no longer in prison uniform: how how do I look Chase do I look bad
Chase: disgustingly horrifying m'am
Mkmind: you always know what to say
Chase: oh the scary bots certainly missed you m'am
Mkmind: did you miss your mommy who's the menacing little cyber you are yes you are uh uh no biting no no no no
Scary bit: AR AR
Mkmind: you want the wrench *throws* go get the wrench
Chase: oh look at that
Mkmind: now back to laughing
*they laugh*
Julia: MMMMM
Mkmind: she's awake quick to work *sits in chair*
Scary bot: AR AR...AR WARH
Julia: hoof
Mkmind: miss Julia we meet again
Julia: would it kill you to wash the bag
Mkmind: you could scream all you wish miss Julia I'm afraid no one can hear you
*nothing*
Mkmind: why isn't she screaming
Chase: miss Julia if you don't mind
Mkmind: like this AHHHHH but that is a poor lady scream
Scary bot: *CRUNCH*
Mkmind: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Julia: that's a little better...is there some kind of nerdy super villain website where you get tesla coils and blinky dials
Chase: actually most of it comes from an outlet story
Mkmind: don't answer her
Chase:...Vietnam
Mkmind: DON'T STOP she's using her nosy reporter skills oh your weak willed mind to find out all our secrets
Chase: *gasps*
Mkmind: some tricks...won't work on me
Julia: please talk slower
Mkmind: secrets
Julia: what secrets you're so predictable
Mkmind: predictable predictable? OH you call THIS PREDICTABLE YOU'RE
Julia: crocodiles yes...I was thinking about it on the way over
Mkmind:...what's this BOOM in your face
Julia: cliche
Mkmind: no look what
Julia: juvenile
Mkmind: SHOCK IT OFF
Julia: tacky
Mkmind: OH IT'S SO SCARY
Julia: seen it
Mkmind: WHAT'S THIS ONE DO
Julia: perish...okay the spider's new
Mkmind: spider?
*Chase shrugs*
Mkmind: uh yes the the spider even the smallest bite from arachnus dethicus will instantly paralyze
Julia: *blows*
Mkmind: WHOA *gets slapped* GET IT OFF OW OW IT BIT ME
Julia: give it off Mkmind your plans never work
Mkmind: ugh...let's tsop wasting time and call your BF in tights shall we
Scary bot: *CRUNCH*
*CROWD CHEERS*
Chris: it is with great pleasure that I present to Wetroman his new museum if you please
*laser to cut ribbon*
*Statue of Wetroman*
*tall thing*
Dude: hey my kid can't see
Scary bot: AR AR
Baby: *cries*
*black smoke forms*
Scary bots: AR AR AR AR AR
Mkmind: MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Wetroman: MKMIND
Mkmind: oh bravo Wetroman
*crowd boos*
Mkmind: BOOOO yes I can play along to BOOOOOO
Wetroman: should've known you try to crash the party
Mkmind: Oh I intend to do more than crashes this is the day you and Wetrocity shall not soon forget
Wetroman: it's pronounced Wetro city
Mkmind: oh potato tomato potato tomato
Wetroman; we all know how this ends with you behind bars
Mkmind: oh like I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots you will leave wetrocity or this will be the last you ever hear of Julia Misi huh
Wetroman: Julia don't panic Julia I'm on my way
Julia: not panicking
Mkmind: in order to stop me you have to find me like always
Julia: we're at the abandoned observatory
Wetroman: AH HA
Mkmind: NO WE'RE NOT
*flys*
Mkmind: DON'T LISTEN TO HER SHE'S CRAZY
Wetroman:...there you are *flys faster*
*on TV screen*
Chase: Wetroman approaching M'am
Julia: ha
Mkmind: HA HA
Julia: hahaha
Mkmind: MUAHAHAHAHA
*deactivates everything*
*enters*
Wetroman: hold on a second
Julia: wait what
*something ain't right*
Mkmind: oh good heavens Julia you didn't think you were in the real observatory DID YOU
*OMG*
Mkmind: hahaha ready the death ray Chase *points*
Chase: death ray readying
*turns on*
Scary camera: AR AR
Mkmind: over here old friend in case you haven't noticed you've fallen right into my trap
Wetroman: you can't trap justice it's an idea a belief
Mkmind: even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time
Wetroman: justice is a non-corrsive metal
Mkmind: but metals could be melted by the heat of REVANGE
Wetroman: it's revenge and it's best served cold
Mkmind: but it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil
Wetroman: well i think your warranty is about to expire
Mkmind: maybe I got an extended warranty
Wetroman: warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for it's intended purpose
Julia: oh girls girls you're both pretty can I go home now?
Mkmind: of course that is if Wetroman can withstand the full concentrated power of the SUN...FIRE!
*nothing*
*walks off*
Mkmind: Chase fire?
Chase: yeah it's still warming up m'am
Mkmind: what?
Chase: warming up m'am
Mkmind: WARMING UP THE SUN IS WARMING UP?
Chase: one second more and just tippy tappy tippy tap more and we are ready
Wetroman: on my way Julia
Mkmind: I told you to have things ready I told you countless times
Chase: why do you always blame me
Mkmind: MY SPIDER BITE IS ACTING UP
Julia: your plan is failing just admit
Chase: yeah good luck with that one
Mkmind: uh who's side are you on
Julia: losing side
Chase: thank you
Julia: could someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?
Mkmind: oh you of all people know we discontinued that promotion CHOW CHOW ALL
Julia: so same time next week
Wetroman: oof OH CRAB NUGGETS
Mkmind: wait what did just say?
Chase: crab nuggets?
Wetroman: FISH CRACKER OOF WAHHH OOF oh good lord I'm trapped
Mkmind: huh wh-what kind of trickery is this?
Wetroman: you mad genius your dark gift is finally paid off
Mkmind: really it has?
Wetromind: this dome is obviously lined with zinc (I spun a wheel of metals)
Mkmind: uh so?
Chase: M'am
Wetroman: ZINC DRAINS MY POWERS
Mkmind: wait wait wait wait your weakness is zinc...you're kidding right
*ZAP*
*KABOOM*
*Chase and Mkmind falls*
Chase: OH *COUGH COUGH* I don't think even he could survive that
Mkmind: well tsk let's not get our hopes up just yet ok
Chase: LOOK
Julia: ah Wetroman
Mkmind: oh it's Wetroman...WETROMAN
*CRASH*
Mkmind: oh god
*skeleton*
Mkmind: AHH AHH AHH
Julia: *GASPS*
Chase: ohhh...you...you did it m'am
Mkmind: wait I did it?
Chris: she did it
Mkmind: I did it?
Ral: she did it
Mkmind; I did it?
Axel: she did it
Chase: you did m'am
Mkmind: I did it
Chase: she did it!
Mkmind: I DID IT WETROCITY IS ALL MINE
*night*
*they say you did it and I did it*
Mkmind: HIT IT
*plays highway to hell I mean I can say that right?*
*smoke bomb*
*police gets ready*
Mkmind: WOOO haha drop em
*drop guns*
Mkmind: ahaha *wiggles Chris's face*
?Plays powder peaks fight theme?
*highway to hell*
?OH GOD NO?
*highway to hell*
*stops*
Scary bot: AR AR
Mkmind in mic:...first off what a turn out how wild is this huh hahahaha all I did the most powerful man in the universe are there any questions go on yes you in the back
Julia: I'm sure we'd all like to know what you plan to do with us and this city
Mkmind: good I'm glad you asked that imagine the most horrible terrifying evil thing you can possibly think of and multiply it by 11 in the meantime I want you to carry on with the normal thing you normal people do let's just have fun with come on and I will get back to you
*covers her face with cloak and walks in side*
*Chase walks in too*
Mkmind: now slam the door really hard
*slams it*
*enter*
Chase: there it is MRS evil overlord
Mkmind: oh Chase did you think this day will ever come
Chase: no way not at all never never in a million I mean
*glares*
Chase:...yes i did
Mkmind: look at the intricate movings
Chase: I'm looking I'm looking
Mkmind: and what's this it's like one of those giant monitors in the lair it seems to carry only one station
Chase: oh that m'am is called a window
Mkmind: window?
Chase: all the kids are looking through them
Mkmind: ohhhh I've never had a view before Wetrocity Chase it's all mine if my parents could see me now
Chase: m'am I'm sure they're smiling down from evil heaven
Mkmind: but now that Mr goody two-shoes is out of the way I can have anything I want and there's no one to stop me
*cheers*
*steals painting with shopping carts*
*paints the dome blue*
*fights with bags of money*
*mass destruction*
*and strange paintings*
*bunch of stolen stuff*
Scary bot: AR AR AR
Mkmind: I know I know always thirsty never satisfied I understand you little well-dressed bird...purposeless emptiness it's a vacuum isn't it what's your vacuum like
Chase: GOING ON THE RAILS GOING ON CARZY TRAINS M'AM
Mkmind: hey hey hey not now Chase I in a heaten central discussion with this dead-eyed plastic desk toy
Chase: uh is there something wrong M'am?
Mkmind: just think about it we have it all...yet we have nothing...It's just too easy now
Chase: uh I;m sorry you've lost me sir
Mkmind: I mean we did it right
Chase: uh well you did m'am yes you've made that perfectly clear
Mkmind: then why do I feel so melancholy
Chase: melancholy?
Mkmind: unhappy
Chase: oh uh well uh what if tomorrow we could go kidnap Julia that always seems to lift your spirits
Mkmind: :)...:( good idea Chase but with out him what's the point
Chase: him m'am?
Mkmind: nothing
Chase: ok um all right well just uh that's uh something to consider and um well I think I'll jus Powerdown for a while then
*powers down*
Julia on TV: he was always there for us dependable ...perhaps we took him for granted maybe we never really know how good we have it until it's gone...we miss you Wetroman I miss you and I just have one question for you know who are you happy now?
Mkmind: *sighs*
Julia: this is Julia Misi reporting from a city without a hero coming up next are you ready to be a slave army what you need to know *cuts off*
Ral: and wrap that up and give it to a child on Christmas because we're done
Julia: *sighs* see you tomorrow Ral
Ral: wait Julia I'm having a party at my house it's gonna be like off the hook or what ever you should come over I got a DJ rented a bouncy house made a gallon of dip it's gonna be sick
Julia: oh uh I don't know Ral I don't really feel like being around a bunch of people
Ral: no no that's the best part it'll just be like you and me :)
Julia:...wow that um that's certainly very tempting but uh-
Ral: I did hire a wedding photographer that's just incase we were like something crazy happening and we wanted a picture of it like maybe we should have this for ever like a memory you know
Julia: uh I'm gonna pass I have some work here I need to do anyway
Ral: cool so Thursday soft Thursday
Julia: good night Ral
Ral: it's a soft yes Thursday...WHAT'T WRONG WITH ME RENTING A BOUNCY HOUSE SHE STILL HAS BOUNCY HOUSES AND THEY LKE CLOWNS *breaks fist with van* OW OHHH STUPID VAN YOU BROKE MY FINGER *drives off*
Julia: uh ok then
*Julia going in*
*Mkmind going in*
*Julia taking elevator*
*Mkmind taking elevator*
*at top*
Mkmind: I've made a horrible mistake I didn't mean to destroy you I mean I meant to destroy you but I didn't think it would really work
Julia: what are we supposed to do without you evil is running rampant through the streets
Mkmind: I'm so tired of running rampant through the streets what's the point of being bad when there's no good to try and stop you
Julia: *sigh* someone has to stop Mkmind
Damien: hey we're closing soon
Julia: oh you scared me Darry right
Damien: Damien
Julia: Damien I was just well was talking to myself you probably think I'm a little bit nuts
Damien: I'm not allowed to insult guests directly
Julia: thank you I just Damien I'll just be another minute
Damien: Ugh ok then
Julia: thanks
Mkmind: I had so many evil plans in the works the illiteracy beam typhoon cheese robo-sheet battles we will now never have *echos*
Julia: huh
Mkmind: I never had the chance to say good bye *tears up* so it's good that we have this time now you know before I destroy the place nothing personal just brings back too may painful memories
*drops a bomb*
Scary bot: AR AR AR AR
Julia: hello
Mkmind: *gasp* Julia *looks down* *runs*
*bump*
Damien: that's a pretty tasteless costume
Mkmind: what costume?
Damien: Mkmind's head is not that grossly exact
*scans*
Damien: oh you even made a cheap replica dehydration gun how wise of-
*PEW*
Julia: hello is someone there?
Mkmind: shoot shoot *takes phone*
Julia: hello who's there...OH he he WOO it's just you Damien
DK: oh yes it's just me Damien
Julia: well thank you for letting me stay
DK: look I wouldn't stay here for more than two minute and 37 seconds if I were you we're having the walls and ceiling removed
Julia: wow that sounds like quite the renovation I guess I'll catch a ride down with you then
DK: he he
Julia...I kept thinking he was gonna do one of his last-minute escapes
DK: yeah he was really good at those
Julia: oh if only the world had a reset button
DK: I've looked into the reset button *tears up* the science is impossible
Julia: oh I didn't know you had feelings are you okay
DK: Wetroman is gone now there's no one left to challenge Mkmind
Julia: oh come on Damien as long as there's evil good will rise up against it
DK: oh I wish
Julia: I believed someone is gonna stand up to Mkmind
DK: you really think so?
Julia: yeah it's like they say heroes aren't born they're made
DK: *idea* heroes can be made THAT'S IT all you need are the right ingredients
Julia: yeah bravery
DK: yes
Julia: strength
DK: of course!
Julia: determination
DK: IMPERATIVE and a smidgen of DNA oh with that ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
Julia: yeah
DK: oh ho ho *beep* I think we should run
*outside*
DK: BYE
*drives off*
DK: time the past behind us
*tranform*
Mkmind: only the future
*BOOM*
Mkmind: OH [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] ME [REDACTED] ME I HOPE NO ONE SEES THIS AHHH
*evil liar*
Chase: create a hero wait hold up what why would you want to do that
Mkmind: so I have someone to fight Chase look I'm a villain without a hero a ying with no yang a bullfighter with no bull to fight in other words I have no purpose now ask me how I'm going to do it go on ask
Chase: *sigh* how are you gonna do it
Mkmind: ha ha ha *throws doughnut in the air* I'm going to give someone I don't know who yet Wetroman's powers I'm going to train that someone to become Wetrocity's new hero over here follow and then finally I'm going to fight that hero in an epic battle of good and evil which will put everything back the way it was when the world was perfect behold Chase Wetroman's cape look closely tell me what you see
Chase: dandruff so what
Mkmind: Ah yes it's his DNA from this will extract the source of Wetroman's awesome power
Chase: m'am I think this a bad idea
Mkmind: yes this is a very wickedly bad idea for the greater good of bad
Chase: but I'm saying this is a kind of bad that okay you think is good in your bad perception but from a good perception it's just plain bad
Mkmind: oh you don't what's good for bad now we just have one shot at this we must find a suitable subject someone of noble heart and mind who puts the welfare of others above their own
*phone rings*
Mkmind: what on earth is that?
Chase: seems to be emanating from there m'am
Mkmind: *ans* ollo
Chase: it's hello
Mkmind: oh Hello like that
Julia: Damien it's Julia
Mkmind: it's Julia!
Julia: I just want to thank you for inspiring me on that day
Mkmind: oh thank you for inspiring me too *pushes Chase*
Julia: great it's time we stood up to Mkmind and show him he can't push us around
Mkmind: oh oh really *away from phone* She's so cute
Julia: I'm already hot on his trail
Mkmind: oh and what gives you that idea
Chase: uh m'am
Julia on camera: I just found her secret hideout
Mkmind: HOW DID SHE FOUND MY HIDEOUT uh how did you find his hideout
Julia: this the only building in Wetro city with a fake observatory on the roof
Mkmind:...okay there's no way she'll find the secret entrance
Julia: *GASPS* there's a doormat that says secret entrance *goes through*
Mkmind: CHASE YOU DUMB[REDACTED]
Chase: I uh kept forgetting where it was eh
Mkmind: SHE'LL DISCOVER ALL OUR SECRETS *Hide him and the ray in a cabinet* YOU DIP[REDACTED] CREATION OF SCIENCE
Julia: what
Mkmind: oh no not you Julia no I was just yelling at my mother's urn don't do anything I'll be right there
Ral: Julia?...oh no not again
*inside*
DK: Julia
Julia: *GASPS* oh I'm glad you're here wait how did you get here so fast
DK: well I uh I happen to be speed walking nearby when you called
Julia: in a suit?
DK: uh huh it's called formal speed walking but that's not important I better take the lead this way looks exciting
Julia: no it says exit
DK: uh which is the abbreviation for exciting right
*revealing the plan*
Julia: this is the mother load
DK: OH
Julia: wow just look at this thing you know I really could use your help in deciphering all of this
DK: really
Julia: you're an expert on all things Mkmind right
DK: yes right
Julia: together we figure out his plan for the city and stop it are you in
DK: oh what fun
Julia: that's what I want to hear
DK: *whispers* Chase code send in the scary bots
Chase: you know the whole point of a code is-
DK: *whispers* oh code just do it Chase
*click*
Scary bots: AR AR AR AR AR *takes DK*
DK: IT'S ME YOU FOOLS
Chase: AH *drops ray gun*
Julia: Damien!
*transform*
Mkmind: IT'S MOMMY *drops*
Julia: *gasps* Mkmind...what have you done with Damien
Mkmind: Damien oh yes I'm doing uh horrible things to that man I don't want to get into it but lasers and spikes
DK: OH PLEASE NO NOT THE LASERS AND THE SPIKES
Mkmind: you know the drill
DK: OH NO NOT THE DRILL
Julia: LET HIM GO or
Mkmind: oh what *gasps*
Julia: or I'm gonna find out what this weird looking gun does
Mkmind: NO DON'T don't shoot that gun I'll just go get him
DK: UNHAND ME YOU FIEND HIS STRENGTHS TOO MUCH
*tranforms*
Mkmind: OH I WORK OUT
*transforms*
DK: WELL IT'S REALLY PAYING OFF YOU'RE SO FIT AND STRANGELY CHARISMATIC
*opens*
DK: AHHHH OOF
Julia: OMG are you ok?
DK: I did my best but he's too fantastic here let me carry that heavy gun for you
Julia: no thanks I got us covered
*transfrom*
Mkmind: LET GO IT'S MINE
Julia: DAMIEN RUN!
Ral on camera: Julia?
Mkmind: YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK IT
*PEW*
Mkmind: OH NO
*deflects*
*into a pipe*
Ral: uh Julia are you in there?
*penetrated*
Mkmind: *GASP*
Chase: who the [REDACTED] is that
Scary bots: AR AR AR AR
*exit*
Julia: AH AH WOW
*crocodiles*
DK: JULIA
Julia: oh Damien you were right about that door being exciting
Scary bots: AR AR AR AR
DK: this way
Julia: ha *grabs TNT*
DK: wow what are you doing
Julia: *ignites* you have to stop them
DK: seems a bit extreme doesn't it *BLOWS*
Julia: JUST THROW IT
DK: *whispers* mommy's sorry
Scary bots: AR AR AR
*BOOM*
*they escape*
Julia: *COUGH COUGH* wow that was really exciting
DK: yeah
Julia: you were very strong in there
DK: I know
Julia: I've never seen anyone but Wetroman stand up to him like that
Ral: what's going on?
Julia: Ral what happened
Ral: Idk I think a bee flew up my nose I was just about to make my frontal assault to rescue you but like 50 ninjas tried to attack me so I had to put them down and I did and they cried and died
DK: wow brave one isn't he
Ral: uh who are you
Julia: oh this this is Damien he's my partner
Ral: partner?
DK: yes yes partner
Ral: look partner I'm her partner she doesn't know what she says she's been through a traumatic experience
Julia: I better take him home thanks again Damien...*hugs*
DK: *hugs back*
Julia: I'll call you tomorrow partner
DK: yeah ok I'd like that
Ral: that was weird for everybody because you accidentally hugged him instead of me *drives off*
Chase on the watch: m'am m'am code did you find out who it was
DK: huh oh oh
*transforms*
Mkmind: code get the car
Chase: code right away sir
*a few hours later*
*Ral's apartment*
Ral: good bye
Julia: see you tomorrow Ral
Ral: I'll leave the door unlocked in case you want to check on me later
Mkmind: who is this man we infused with god like power?
Ral: AHH *SMEARS ON CAR*
Chase: well m'am his name's Ral Stewart he's 28 years old (not in canon) no criminal records actually no records at all apparently this man hasn't accomplished any thing at all
Mkmind: not yet Chase not...yet
Ral: could this day get anymore fun tastic
Chase: so I will just go ahead and defuse him since this is clearly a mistake
Mkmind: NO CHASE HE'S SOMETHING MUCH MORE POWERFUL AT WORK...THIS IS NO MISTAKE it's destiny
*OVERPOWER OPENING DOOR*
Mkmind: RAL STEWART PREPARE FOR DESTINY...Ral Ral Stewart am I saying it right?
Chaes: it's Stewert
Mkmind: ohhhhhh
*opens close able bed*
Ral: AHH is this a robbery? because the lady across the hall has way better stuff than me
Mkmind: oh look it's Ral Stewart quick spray
Ral: AH
Chase: oops all out
Mkmind: well use the forgor stick
Chase: oh right
*FORGOR*
Mkmind: *gasp* just look at him
*sniff*
Chase: he doesn't look quite the hero type to me
Mkmind: oh you're such a pill Chase the power couldn't ask for a finer clay *SNIFF* I smell a hero
Chase: I smell something burning?
Mkmind: I THINK IT'S WORKING PLACES PLACES PLACES put on your disguise for this dramatic moment
*Chase puts on a blonde wig with a pony tail*
*tranforms*
Chase: what
BK: ah you look fantastic
*Ral is now turning into Ripper how is not fat*
BK: rise my glorious creation rise and come to papa
Ripper: wha-what's going on
BK: easy my child
Ripper: who are you
BK: I sent you to this planet to teach you about justice honor and nobility I am you're father
Ripper: so you're like my space dad?
BK:...yeah I'm like you're space dad
Ripper: and you are...what
Chase: I am you're space stepmom I...I had some work done recently
Ripper: is this some kind of dream
BK: this is a dream come true you been blessed with unfathomamble power
Ripper: what kind of power
BK: unfathomamble it's uh f without fathom
Ripper: wow
BK: yeah we've come to guide you on your path to be Wetrocity's new hero and battle the super genius of Mkmind
Ripper: oh
BK:I know this is a lot to take in it may take months for you to come to grips
Ripper: NO FREAKING WAY *BREAKS WALL*
BK: I wasn't finished
*cars get destroyed*
Ripper: WOOHOO I'M GONNA BE A HERO I'M GONNA BE A HERO
BK: see Chase he's perfect
*later*
BK: and action
Chase: someone help me
Ripper: *FALLS* I'm okay *destroys stuff*
Chase: whoa whoa
Ripper: YOU WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF YOU'RE NOW HANDICAPPED ZAP ZAP ZAP HA HA
BK: *whispers* oh that might be me
*later*
BK: the flames of my evil burn bright now you say something cool back to me
Ripper: look it doesn't even hurt don't even feel it
*in the skies*
BK: no no no stomach down hands up like Wetroman
*crashes into billboard*
*transform*
Mkmind: he's hopeless HOPELESS
Chase: maybe we should change tatics
Mkmind: you think so
*phone rings*
Chase: oh you know how buys are they love video games I can throw a few parts together
Mkmind: can't wait hello hello smiley face
Chase: can't wait for what m'am
*transform*
*DK and Julia laughs*
DK: brilliantly told by the way okay now you tell one
Julia: Damien I never you were so funny
DK: and I never heard you laugh before
Julia: yeah it's been a while feels pretty good
*transform*
BK: and action
Ripper: *BREAKS WALL* HAHA *ZAP* *PUNCHES CAR*
Chase: *DONKEY KONG THROWS BARRELS*
*transforms*
Julia: you don't get out much do you
DK: oh it's fun
Julia: I used to come here with my mother when I was a kid it was one of my favorite things to do now look at it it's a dump
*trash*
*transform*
*ZAP ZAP*
Cat: MEOW *ZAPPED*
Chase: why are we cleaning up the city m'am
Mkmind: um well we don't want to battle our new hero in a dump now do we
*transform*
Julia: they're all back how why
DK: maybe MKmind isn't so bad after all
Scary bots: AR AR AR *put up the Mona Lisa with mustache*
*tranform*
BK: that's it be free my beautiful dove
Ripper: WOO HOO
*transform*
Julia: hehehe okay okay Wetroman and I were never a couple
DK: but I thought you two were
Julia: I know everyone did it's just he was never really my type
DK: really?
Julia: ok now you tell me something something you've never told everyone
DK: well in sh-school none of the other kids really liked me I was always the lats one picked for everything
Julia: hmm...it's too bad that we didn't even go to the same school
*meanwhile*
BK: Ral...I think you're ready for this
*new suit*
Ripper: do I have a son?
BK: no haha you make me laugh it stretches it's for you
Ripper:...hey what's a R stand for
BK: Ripper
Ripper: what's that supposed to mean
BK: it was the only name I could train
Ripper: oh okay
BK: do you have someone special in your life...Ripper
Ripper: no not yet but...there's this really really good looking one I've got my eye on currently
*zooms into Julia*
BK: that's very good romance is very inspiring
Ripper: that's what I hear
BK: all you have to do is save her and she'll be yours
Chase: who wants churros
BK: I do
Ripper: I do too thanks space step mom
BK: on the count of three on sheath your churro one two three
All: TO RIPPER
BK: tomorrow you will fight Mkmind and the city will know your name
(this is really long say your review when you hit this point of the fanfic)
Julia: the city's parks restored to their original glory the streets the safest they've been their banks reopened has something happened to Mkmind has someone tamed this monster this is Julia misi cautiously optimistic and pleasantly cunfused
Mkmind: hmmm
Chase: you seem in a very good mood tonight m'am
Mkmind: ha...oh yes how long is this going to take Chase
Chase: just a few alterations and I will be done with you're most terrifying cape yet I calling it...The black Mary
Mkmind: black Mary perfect *looks at the time* oh gosh I am running late I have to go
Chase: huh where are you going we have our debut battle with Ripper tomorrow morning we haven't tested you're big battlesuit yet
Mkmind: you attend to the details Chase I have to...run a quick errand test
Chase: uh you don't do that what's going on here
Mkmind: what
Chase: oh wait a minute *SNIFF* are you wearing Jean-Paul Gaultier's...pour homme
Mkmind: relax it's just my natural musk ok...now where are the car keys...AH
Chase: YOINK this is about Julia isn't it?...You're going on a date with her
Mkmind: hahahaha No my main man get out of town
Chase: oh this is bad this is bad You're gay and you've fallen in love with her!
(gay isn't a swear word right?)
Mkmind: you are forgetting your place Chase now give me the keys
*STRETCH ARM*
Chase: what happens when Julia finds out that you're gay and really are
Mkmind: she will never find out that's the point of lying that's the point of lying *BEEP*
Chase: AHH *deactivate arm*
Mkmind: honestly if I didn't know any better I'd think this was you're first day of being evil
Chase: NO *invisible*
Mkmind: OW
Chase: this has hone far enough *steals keys*
Mkmind: oh that was really grown up *tries to get it back*
Chase: m'am m'am please it's for you're own good
Mkmind: what do you know
(its 10 right now and I started this at 4)
Chase: I'd may not know much but I do know this
Scary bot: *eats popcorn*
Chase: the bad girl doesn't get the guy or girl
Mkmind: maybe I don't want to be the bad girl anymore
Chase: AHHHHHHH
Mkmind:...you heard me
Chase: who the hell are you
Mkmind:...NOW GIMME THE KEYS
Chase: NOOO *visible*
Mkmind: OW
Chase: MY SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO LOOK AFTER YOU
Mkmind: Well...I DON'T NEED YOU TO LOOK AFTER ME
Chase: wha-what are you saying you don't need me
Mkmind: *sigh* let me make it clear CODE I don't need you
Chase: you know you know what *tears up and gives keys back* code I'll just pack my things and go
Mkmind: code fine
Chase: CODE FINE BACK *breaks glass and drives off* well good luck on you're date
Mkmind: I WILL
Chase: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE
Mkmind: I know
*door closes*
Mkmind: *sighs* *looks in broken mirror*
*tranforms*
Scary bot: AR AR *looks sad*
DK: I know I'll be back I promise and I will apologize to Chase
*drives off*
*meanwhile*
Julia: I know I'm so close I can feel it *sigh* okay okay I just have to take a step back...*gasp* wait a minute
*pictures align*
Julia: Ripper what's a Ripper
Ripper: my super ears are burning
Julia: AH *GASP*
Ripper: I usually just scare criminals you haven't been naughty have you...I'm totally messing with you I'm totally messing with you the name's Ripper
Julia: *looks back and forth* Ripper
Ripper: your very own heroic guardian of pure awesome what's your name just kidding I know everything about you OH OH
*flowers*
Ripper: and I brought some flowers I didn't know what you liked so I I just grabbed you know all of them
Julia: uhhhh
Ripper: okay you don't like flowers okay uh *throw them away* uh forget the flowers
Julia: what do you want?
Ripper: thought maybe we could go for a little flight around town get to know each other first *flys*
Julia: WOAH WOAH
Ripper: this must be very thrilling for you
Julia: what do you think you're doing
Ripper: oh am I moving too fast you're probably right I should just rescue you a few times before we get all romantic *drops* Whoops
Julia: AHHH AHHH
Ripper: saved ya you are lucky to have such a great hero in here *drops*
Julia: AHHHHHHHHHH
Ripper: SOMEBODY GOTTA DO SOMETHING oh right right duh I gotcha
Julia: AHHHHHHHHHH
*gets tossed around*
Ripper: close one you almost died but I saved you
Julia: BUILDING
Ripper: AHH *THROWS*
Julia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ripper: gotcha I'm sorry what were you saying I couldn't you over the sound of me saving your life
Julia: PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW
Ripper: okay alright hold on
*top of a skyscraper*
Julia: ARE YOU CRAZY
Ripper: suppose I'm a little crazy about you
Julia: who are you for real
Ripper: oh oh right well prepare to have your mind blown little lady *takes off mask* tada
Julia: Ral? how did you get powers
Ripper: yeah isn't this great now there's nothing keeping us apart
Julia:No it's not great
Ripper: wow her first flight this is so us we're like an od married couple
Julia: look listen there is no us okay there will never be an us
Ripper: but but I have powers I have a cape I'm the good guy
Julia: you are a good guy Ral but you don't understand we need to find out why Ral just take a deep breath
Ripper: what this isn't right you're supposed to be with me
Julia: I'm trying to warn you Ral
Ripper: It's Ripper it's ripper not Ral
*flys away breaks glass*
*meanwhile*
DK: okay it's time
*lights candle with gun*
Julia: Damien
DK: Julia
Julia: sorry I'm late
DK: wow your hair looks exciting
Julia: hmmm not only the exciting development of the night...Mkmind has created a new hero and I know why
*pop*
Julia: it all make sense now she missed getting her butt kicked to kick it for him
DK: oh wow
Julia: and it's Ral it's the worst possible person you could pick
DK: wow that's a lot to take in
Julia: it boggles my mind
DK: I am extremely Boggled you know I'm sure we'll get to the bottom of who's kicking who's butt bot in the meantime...let's enjoy each other's company
Julia: I'm sorry Damien of course you're right you know I could use a breather *sigh* to Damien being the only normal thing in my crazy upside-down world
DK: to being normal
*Ripper sees this and flys away*
DK: Julia
Julia: yes
DK: say I wasn't so normal let's say I was bald and had the complexion of of a popular primary color as a random non-specific example would you still enjoy my company
Julia: of course you don't judge a book by it's cover or a person from the outside
DK: oh that's a relief to hear
Julia: you judge them based on their actions
DK: well that...seems kind of petty don't you think
Julia: ehehehe
*and then they kiss*
*accident*
*people gasp*
Baby: cries
Julia: *opens her eyes and pushes*
Mkmind: what what *GASP* DON'T LOOK AT ME JUST JUST A TECHNICAL GLITCH DON'T LOOK YET
*transform*
AK: UH DON'T MIND THAT
*transform*
BK: where were we
*water on watch*
Mkmind: now hold on
Julia: YOU
*rainy night*
*rehydrates*
Cat: MEOW!
*drives up*
Mkmind: I CAN EXPLAIN
Julia: UGH
Mkmind: what about everything you just said about judging a book by its cover
Julia: well let's take a look at the contents shall we YOU DESTROYED WETROMAN YOU TOOK OVER THE CITY AND THEN YOU ACTUALLY GOT ME TO CARE ABOUT YOU...why are you so evil tricking what could you possibly hope to gain...wait a minute oh I don't believe this do you really think that I would ever be with you even if I was gay
Mkmind:...no
*Julia walks off*
*Mkmind walks off*
*looks back*
*evil lair*
Mkmind: OK CHASE YOU WE'RE RIGHT I WAS...LESS RIGHT WE SHOULD STICK WHAT WE'RE GOOD AT...BEING BAD...CHASE
*looks at plan*
Mkmind: *whistle*
Scary bot: AR AR AR AR AR
Mkmind: YOU THERE
*bonk*
Mkmind: YEAH YOU
Scary bot: AR AR
Mkmind: *grabs it* BRING OUT THE BLACK MARY
*gets dressed*
*THE BLACK MARY*
Mkmind: okay Ripper its time to go down in style HAHAHAHAHAHA
*morning destruction*
Mkmind: ahahaha
*FLYS UP*
Mkmind: I hear there's a new hero who dares challenge my evil where is the one they call Ripper HAHAHAHAH *fireworks* Challenge me if you dare
*hours and hours later*
Mkmind: ppppppp err oh no we're gonna crash ahhhh *ugh* this is embarrassing
*walks to Ripper apartment*
Mkmind: of all the inconsiderate...bone-headed...irresponsible rude...unprofessional that's what this is
*bigger hole in wall*
Mkmind: would Wetroman have kept me waiting of course not he was a pro
Ripper: oh hey Mkmind you're actually the guy I want to see also there's a door here
Mkmind: do you have any idea how long I waited for you
Ripper: no no no I totally understand what you're saying could you just just shut up for one second?I'm trying to beat this minotaur?
Mkmind: we're you even planning on show-..what's this
*money*
Mkmind: where did you get all of this stuff
Ripper: it doesn't belong to me
Mkmind: YOU STOLE IT
Ripper: pretty cool right
Mkmind: NO NO NO NO YOU'RE A HERO
Ripper: being a hero is for losers it's work work work 24/7 and for what...I only took the gig to get the girl and it turns out Julia doesn't want anything to do with me *burns paper*
Mkmind: Julia Misi?
Ripper: yeah Julia Misi I saw her having dinner and making googly eyes at some intellectual NERD
Mkmind: oof
Ripper: who needs all that noise...that's why I think we should team up
Mkmind: you wait what
Ripper: with my power and your big-headedness we could rule the city
Mkmind: YOU WANT TO TEAM UP?
Ripper: I even drew up some new costume designs see
Mkmind: what
Ripper: you'd be the brains so you get a little brain wearing glasses on your costume or something and since I'm the cool one I'd have like two tanks sword fighting-
Mkmind: I can't believe this all your gifts all your powers and you...you squander them for your own personal gain
Ripper: yes
Mkmind; NO...I'M THE VILLAIN YOU'RE THE GOOD GUY I DO SOMETHING BAD AND YOU COME AND GET ME...THAT'WHY I CREATED YOU
Ripper: yeah right you're nuts space dad told me
Mkmind: LOOK I'M YOUR SPACE DAD
*tranforms*
BK: you should be more like Wetroman
Ripper: AHHH you tricked me
BK: don't like that huh well there's more
*transform*
DK: I'm also the intellectual NERD dating Julia
Ripper: No there's no way you're gay
DK: WE WERE
*transform*
Mkmind: SMOOCHING UP A STORM MAW MAW MAW
Ripper: when I get my hand on you I'm gonna
Mkmind: yes yes I know bring me to justice *powers up* god how I've missed this
*SHOVES*
Mkmind: and the hero strikes the first blow but evil returns with a backhand *HIT* HAHAHAHAHA OH YES
*FLYS*
Painter: AHH
Mkmind: shhhh
Ripper: come out you little [REDACTED] I want to see what that big brain looks like ON THE PAVEMENT
*tap tap* *PUNCH AND DESTROYS WALL*
Ripper: SPE RAH
Mkmind: you fell for the oldest evil trick in the book
Ripper: YOU LITTLE BLUE TWERP RAHHHHHHHHHHH *BONK*
Mkmind: EN GARDE HAHAHA *YEETED*
Ripper: grabs lamp post
*sword fights*
MKmind: Now that's the spirit PARRY THRUST PARRY AGAIN now it's time for some witty back and forth banter you go first
Ripper: RAHHHHHHHHHH
Mkmind: ok look I'm not sure where to go with that
*PUSHES*
Ripper: THIS ONE'S FOR STEALING MY GIRLFRIEND
*YEETS UP TO THE AIR*
Ripper: THIS ONE'S FOR SPACE DAD MAKING A FOOL OUT OF ME
Mkmind: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
*CRASH*
*CRASH*
*CRASH*
*CRASH*
Ripper: AND MKMIND *BREAKS AND GRABS MKMIND* THIS ONE'S FOR SPACE STEP MOM YOU LIED TO HER
MKmind: that was Chase and well done I thought that battle went really really well I mean I have a few notes
Ripper: notes?
Mkmind: but they can wait you can take me to jail now
Ripper: OH NO NO NO I was thinking more like the morgue YOU'RE DEAD
Mkmind: woah woah woah this isn't how you play the game
Ripper: GAME OVER
Mkmind: *GASPS**presses button of emergency*
*shoots out of suit*
Mkmind: SCARY BOTS...AHHHHH
Scary bots: AR AR AR
Mkmind: I'M CALLING TIME OUT TIME OUT TIME OUT TIME OUT
*EXPLOSION*
Mkmind: ehhhh *GASP* Scary bots initiate the fail-safe
*DROPS ZINC CAGE*
Mkmind: OHOHOHOHO guess what guster gray it's made from zinc you're powerless against it it's the very same metal used to defeat
*PUNCH*
Mkmind: Wetroman?
Ripper: *TEARS IT APART* YOU SHOULD STOP COMPARING ME TO WETROMAN
Mkmind: WHAT HOW
*picks it up and rolls it*
Mkmind: AHHHHH *hides in train staition*
Ripper: YOU CAN RUN MKMIND BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE
Chris: we're saved we're saved what's your name new hero
Ripper: it's ripper
Chris: thank you thank you Ripper has freed us
Ripper: I wouldn't say free...more like under new management *whack*
Chris: AHHHHHHH
*rings door bells*
Julia: ugh what do you want
Mkmind: Ripper has turned evil
Julia: oh wow congratulations another one of your genius plans has backfired on you...and why did my doorman let up...*gasp* Zee
Mkmind: PLEASE JULIA NO I NEED YOUR HELP
Julia: why do you need my help
Mkmind:... because you're the smartest person I know
Julia: UGH *unlocks* you can't hide here
Mkmind: the zinc should have worked why didn't the zinc work the zinc worked perfectly well last time
Julia: zinc you're not making any sense
Mkmind: listen if we don't find titan's weakness he'll destroy the whole city
*slience*
Julia: ok how can I help
Mkmind: we need to find answers you knew wetroman best did he have a hide out a cave a solitary fortress of some kind anything that would give us clues
Julia: well there is one place I know
*drives while the city has smokes*
Julia: you gave him these powers can't you just take them away
Mkmind: I can't I lost my diffuser gun when I misplaced my invisible car..the night you dumped me...alone...in the rain... did you ever look back
Julia: NOOO *stops*
Mkmind: AHHH MY GIANT BLUE HEAD
Julia: whoops I guess we're here
Mkmind: ohh so this is where he hid it after all these years my old shool house
*inside*
Julia: you know I there's an apology in order for the other night
Mkmind: ok that would be nice but make it quick we have more pressing matters to deal with
Julia: UGH
*opens*
Mkmind: wow...I can't believe he kept all this stuff...aw I remember when he wore that
Julia: can we try to stay focused here
Mkmind: yes of course focused
Julia: hey come over here and look at this
Mkmind: WHAT IS IT *falls* WHAT DID YOU FIND
Julia:...uh look this glass has ice cubes in it
Mkmind: well yeah that's what happens when water gets cold
Julia: no what I'm saying is don't you think it's a little odd that the ice hasn;t melted yet
Mkmind: hmmmmmm
*CREAK*
*they turn around*
*someone else turns around*
Wetroman:...Hey
Both: AHHHHHHH
Ripper: ok time to destroy stuff
News anchor: we now have confirmed reports Ripper first thought could be the city's new hero has turned evil the city has never seen this level of destruction if only Wetroman were still alive
Julia: you're alive?
Mkmind: you're alive
Wetroman:...I'm alive
Julia: but we we we saw your skeleton you were dead
MKmind: are you a ghost
Julia: there better be an amazing explanation for all of this
Mkmind: speak apparition
Wetroman: *sigh*...*looks at Mkmind*...*looks at Julia* ok ok ok you both deserve the truth it all started back at the observatory Julia was kidnapped I was gonna stop you my head wasn't in the game that day we were kind of going through the motions so using my super speed I decided to go clear my head
Past Mkmind: FIRE
Wetroman: then I realized we had done this same silly charade our entire lives I tried to get my mind off how I was feeling but I just felt stuck I began to realize despite all my powers each and every citizen of Wetro had something I didn't a choice ever since I can remember I've always had to be what the city wanted me to be but what about what I wanted to do then it suddenly hit me I do have a choice I can be whatever I want to be no one said this hero thing had to be a lifetime gig you can't just quit either...that's when I got the brilliant Idea...to fake my death
Past wetroman: zinc drains my powers
Past Mkmind: your weakness is Zinc?
Wetroman: once your death ray hit I've never felt so alive so I borrowed a prop from a nearby nursery school Wetroman was finally DEAD and and then a music man was born
Julia: music man?
Wetroman: that way I could show my talents I was finally free to get in touch with my true power leaving lyrical magic check this out I have eyes that can see through leeeeeaaaaaaad
Julia: WTF
Mkmind: WOW YOU HAVE TALENT BUT THERE IS A MADMAN OUT THERE DESTROYING OUR WELL YOUR CITY!
Julia: HOW COULD DO THIS *THROW STUFF* THE PEOPLE IN THE CITY RELIED ON YOU AND YOU DESERTED THEM YOU LEFT US IN THE HANDS OF...HIM no offence
Mkmind: no I'm with you look we need you help
Wetroman: I'm sorry I really am I I'm done you little girl there's a ying for every yang if there's bad good will rise up against it
Julia: great who needs him we can beat Ripper ourselves I say we go back to the evil lair grab some ray guns hold him sideways and just go all gangsta on him
Mkmind: *sigh* we can't
Julia: so that's it you're just giving up?
Mkmind: I'm the bad girl I don't save the day I don't fly off into the sunset and I don't get the boy...or girl I'm going back to prison
Julia: *soft gasp*
*arrive at jail*
Axel: hmm
Mkmind: I'm turning myself in
Axel: ugh move along
News anchor: unless someone comes to our aid soon all may be lost thousand have already fled the city in a mass exodus remaining citizens are warned to stay indoors until further notice authorities have issued a waring to stay out of the downtown area at all costs
*lasers saying RIPPER*
Julia: RAL RAL
*STOMP*
Ripper: let me guess after seeing how awesome I am you finally come to your senses well too late I'm over you
Julia: I've come to stop Ral
Ripper: YOU oh wow okay what are you gonna do report me to death
Julia: I was going to try reasoning with you you and I worked together for a long time I know you
Ripper: you don't know me you never took the time to know me this is the first time we've hung out socially and it's when I'm about to destroy the city
Julia: *backs away* I want to talk to the Real Ral I want to talk to the guy who loved being a cameraman and eating dip and being not as scary as the Ripper RAL
Ripper: IT'S TOO LATE
Julia: *gasp*
*prison*
*changes channels*
?Amy: omg how did this happen to you all?
*again*
Minion: what happens when she finds out your [REDACTED] is flat
Megaboi: you are forgetting your place
Minion: [REDACTED] You
*uno reverse*
Minion: AHHHHHHH
*again*
Ripper: MKmind
*again*
*not a blue big head being with a VR headset*
*auto*
Ripper: you and I have some unfinished business I'll be waiting at Wetro tower oh and just so you don't get cold feet
*pans to Julia*
(ok now it's 1 in the morning)
Mkmind: Julia
Ripper: come on Julia call for your hero to come rescue you
Julia: huff Mkmind...I don't know if you're listening but if you are...you can't give up the Mkmind I knew would never have run from a fight even if she had absolutely no chance of winning it was your best quality you need to be that guy right now the city needs you *sigh* I need you
Mkmind: Julia
Ripper: you just have one hour don't keep me waiting
*TV static*
Mkmind: *gasp* Axel AXEL listen to me you have to let me go Ripper has to be stopped
Axel: Sorry Mkmind you still have 93 life sentences to go plenty of time to reflect on what you've done
Mkmind: do you want to hear me say it I'll say it here it is from the blackest part of my heart...I AM SORRY
Axel: not buying it
Mkmind: *sigh* I don't blame you I've terrorized the city countless times created a hero who's turned out to be a villain I lied to Julia and my best friend Chase I treated him like dirt...please don't make this city...don't Julia pay for my wrong doings
*opens*
Axel: apology accepted
*transform*
Mkmind: oh Chase you fantastic fish you
Chase: what are you waiting for we better get going
Both: *laugh along the way*
Axel: GOOD LUCK FELLAS
Mkmind: we're gonna die
Chase: hahaha wait what
Ripper: hey Wetro losers this is Wetro tower they say it's supposed to be a symbol of our city's strength but for me it's a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart and I hate reminders *DESTROYS A CIRCLE OF IT* *PUSHES*
Julia: AHH RAL
*he comes to her*
Julia: please don't do this I know there's still good in you Ral
Ripper: so naive Julia you see the good in everybody even when it's not there you're living a fantasy there is no easter bunny there is no tooth fairy and there is no queen of England
(yeah about that 2010)
Ripper: this is the real world and you need to wake up
*music*
Mkmind: YOU DARE CHALLENGE MKMIND
Ripper: this town isn't big enough for the two super villains
Mkmind: oh you're a villain alright just not a super one
Ripper: yeah what's the difference?
Scary bots: ARARARARAR
Mkmind: PRESENTATION
Ripper: RAHHHHHHHHHH
Scary bots: *MEGA CRUNCH*
Julia: AHHHHHHHHHH
Scary bots: ARARARARAR *PULLS IT UP*
Julia: I knew you come back
Mkmind: well that made one of us *dehydrates*
Julia: woah woah
Scary bots: AR AR *BOM*
Ripper: GRRRRR *picks up skyscraper*
Julia: what's the plan
Mkmind: well it mostly involves not dying
Julia: I like that plan
*THROWS*
Julia: CAN'T THIS THING GO FASTER
Mkmind: I CAN'T CONTROL IT
Julia: AHHH *SOFT LANDING
Mkmind: AHHHHH *CRASHES*
Julia: gah
*Mkmind is hurt*
Julia: no *runs*
Ripper: *lands* well that was easy looks like there's only one loose end now *PUSHES BUS*
*BUS GETS CUT IN HALF*
Wetroman: please let's have a little respect for public transportation
Julia: you came back
Wetroman: you were right Julia never should have left
Ripper: woah I thought you died
Wetroman: My death was greatly exaggerated SO you're the punk I've heard about
*POWERS UP THE LEGS*
Ripper: AHH
*FLYS OUT OF HERE*
Mkmind: I'm sorry I did the best I could
Julia: I'm so proud of you
*transforms*
Julia: Chase?
Chase: surprise hehe he's the real hero
*MORE FLYING*
Julia: mkmind
WK: going somewhere beside jail
Ripper: AHHH AHHH
Wetroman: gotcha
Ripper: no not in the face man please
Wetroman: you know what's good you Ripper you stay out of Wetrocity
Ripper: ok
Wetroman: for good
*flys away*
*crowd cheers*
*flys down*
*transform because of Julia*
*confusion*
Ripper: pretty sneaky huh but's I know there's one person that calls this town Wetrocity
Mkmind: oops
Ripper: YOU
*punch*
Mkmind: hahaha...
Ripper: think it's really funny huh *throws* let's all laugh at the really cool guy huh...you're not gonna be laughing fot long
Julia: *gasp* invisible car hey remember that night that I dumped you
Mkmind: you're bring this up now
Julia: I DID LOOK BACK
Mkmind: you did YOU DID?
Julia: YES and you should look back right now
Mkmind: *looks back* OH I get it
Ripper: *breaks jet pack* haha
Mkmind: OOF
Ripper: *grabs* this is the last time you make a fool out of me
Mkmind: I made you a hero you did the FOOL THING ALL BY YOURSELF
*PUNCH*
Mkmind: ohh *crawls*
Ripper: so pathetic no matter what side you're on you're always the loser
Mkmind: there is a benefit to losing you get to learn from your mistakes *gets in the car* *warming up* ARE YOU SERIOUS Chase finally I will kill you
*BREAKS DOOR*
*visible*
Mkmind: hehe
Ripper: ENJOY YOU'RE FLIGHT
Mkmind: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Julia: MKMIND *runs*
*looks like the beginning*
MKmind: so this is how it ends normally I'd chalk this up to my last glorious failure...BUT NOT TODAY what can I say old habits die hard
Julia: ahh ahh AHHH
Ripper: say bye bye Julia
*drops*
*drops*
*rehydrates*
Mkmind: ollo
*defuse is on*
Ripper: ARGH RNN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *fat again*
Mkmind: think about bad guys they always LOSE
Ral: ah
Julia: you did it you won
Mkmind: well I finally had a reason to win you
*they hug*
Chase: *COUGH COUGH*
Mkmind: CHASE
Chase: can't see it's cold and warm and dark and light
Mkmind: it's me Chase I'm right here
Chase: we've had a lot of adventure together you and I
Mkmind: we have Chase
Chase: *cough cough* I mean most of them ended in horrible failure but we won today didn't we m'am
Mkmind: yes Chase we did it thanks to you
Chase: code we're the good guys now
Mkmind: code I guess we are
Chase: oh I'm going I think this this I'm *dry chokes* *sleep*
Mkmind: *grabs Chase and throws him into the water* ugh what a drama queen
Chase: you know I'm feeling much better now I guess I just needed a swim
Mkmind: he had you didn't he
Julia: PHEW
Mkmind: classic Chase don't give me that face reelsie and with that little face look at that face
Chase: WE DID IT WE DID IT
*crowd walks to them*
Mkmind: AHH GET BACK YOU SAVAGES
Julia: sorry sorry he's just not used to positive feed back
*new day*
Mkmind: funny I guess destiny is not the path given to us
Scary bot: ARARAR *rebuilding skyscraper
Mkmind: the path we choose for ourselves
*breaks wall*
Mkmind: alright put your hands in the air
*crowd cheers*
Mkmind: now hand over your wallets
*ooo*
Mkmind: I'm joking haha just kidding I have to admit being good has its perks
Julia: you know you look pretty good in white
Chris: Mkmind if you could AHHH
*cuts ribbon*
Dude: uh hey my kid can't see
Wetroman: sorry my friend way to go little buddy I knew you had it in you
Chris: ladies and gentlemen Mkmind defender of Wetro city
Mkmind: you know I like the sound of that HIT IT
*they dance to "I'M BAD"*
*meanwhile*
Ral: I'm bad I'm bad that's right
*back*
*Julia kisses Mkmind on the cheek*
*meanwhile*
Scary bot: AR AR AR AR
Damien: AHH
Scary bot: AR AR?
Damien: oh this has been the worst day of my entire life
Scary bot: AR AR
*FORGOR*
*TV static*
Nice one Mk
Me: now it's time for some MI time and I will see you all later for my next project