Poor Chazz continued to recover from that episode. Jaden actually felt bad for him.
They watched the next title that appeared on screen.
Episode Title: Syrus The Peeper
Syrus blushed in embarrassment. Zane actually had to prevent a snicker.
Jaden on the other hand burst into laughter.
Syrus got defensive. "It's not funny Jaden"! Syrus was so embarrassed, he actually forgot that we was meant to be mad at Jaden.
(Intro: Dr. Crowler is giving a lesson)
ALEXIS: And that's how I got my first period. But the bunny will never hop again.
Alexis put her face into her hands and sighed. "She was quiet last episode, why couldn't she continue to be". Seriously, in front of the whole class. How did this come up"?
Bastion blushed. That was certainly a class to be in.
CROWLER: Inspiring! But that really had nothing to do with what I asked you about Field Spells!
Alexis sighed. This was more torturous than the other dimension.
ALEXIS: Well, excuse me for being open! (sits back down)
STUDENT 1: Yeah, you opened last night, bitch!
All the boys sweat dropped, including Zane. Whoever said that should be thankful their face wasn't shown.
SYRUS: WHAT?!
CROWLER: Syrus!
(Syrus stands up and gasps)
CROWLER: So, what did you learn from Alexis's speech?
SYRUS: I didn't even know girls bled from there!
Now Syrus was the one being tortured. The fact that the other boys were laughing didn't make things better.
Zane chuckled. "Seriously Syrus, I know you're awkward around woman but come on". Even Alexis giggled and that wasn't making the situation any better.
STUDENT 1: I did; I did her last night!
SYRUS: Who the hell are you?!
CROWLER: Syrus, sit down. And I definitely did not put a whoopie cushion there.
SYRUS: What are you talking about- (sits down and a farting noise is heard)
(laughter from other students, except Bastion Misawa)
STUDENT 2: Syrus, you idiot!
STUDENT 3: Generic Slifer-based insult!
STUDENT 4: Ha-ha-ha!
Bastion was pleased his other self wasn't laughing at this silly nonsense.
Crowler liked to humiliate students, but more like a sadistic teacher, not like a five-year-old.
SYRUS: I never farted...
ALEXIS: Male flatulence is so hot.
"Huh"? Excluding Zane and Crowler were who said that. Alexis was grossed out.
CHAZZ: Heh, I'm so rich!
Jaden smirked. "Classic Chazz".
"Shut up slacker"!
BANNER: Hello, my students.
STUDENT 1: Hey, what happened to Crowler?
BANNER: He had to go write poetry.
(cut to Crowler in his office, writing a poem)
CROWLER: (writing and thinking) Love is like a big Ancient Gear Golem.
Crowler thought this through. "I like it".
(pause) No, that doesn't work.
Chumley laughed. "Seems he doesn't agree".
BANNER: Syrus, would you please bring me Pharaoh? He is by your feet.
(Pharaoh walks up to Syrus)
SYRUS: Oh, God, not the cat again!
BANNER: I will give you a Mokey Mokey if you do-
(cut to outside of Duel Academy)
SYRUS: GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!
Chumley turned to Syrus. "Did you mean the Mokey Mokey or the cat"?
Crowler looked unamused. "If he is clever, the cat".
(Title Sequence, Jindou's "Rising Weather Hallelujah"plays)
(cut to the Duel Academy gym)
STUDENT: Okay, I can understand the tight uniforms, but what the hell's up with that camera?
Alexis was creeped out. "The duel ghouls were less creepy than that Duel Academy".
JADEN: I don't know, guys. I just don't know.
(cut to Crowler in the boy's locker room, checking lockers)
CROWLER: No, no, no, no, no-ah! Even though there's no possible way, it's obviously Jaden's! (sees a pair of shoes marked "Judai") Judai? Is that some kind of lame middle name? (places a note on the shoes) I'm so evil.
Jaden was shocked. "Judai? Who the heck is Judai and why is the name on my shoes"?
Alexis didn't want to talk to him but she had to. "You find Crowler going through your locker and that's what you're concerned with"?
Bastion turned to the teacher. "What did you leave at Jaden's shoes anyway"?
Crowler gulped.
STUDENT: Dude! Did you hear? We got a substitute teacher! And she's hot!
STUDENT 2: The "I wanna play card games with her" kind of hot?
STUDENT: The very kind!
STUDENT 2: By card games, I mean sex.
Alexis was groced out. "Eww".
STUDENT: Yeah, I've got it, Jerry.
STUDENT 2: Did they just make a LittleKuriboh reference?
Jaden was confused. "Who"?
STUDENT: Shut up~.
(Fonda Fontaine comes in)
FONDA: Hello there, class. I'm sure you're bored with doing physical activities, so let's do some mental exercises! So, everybody, look at my chest!
(unzipping is heard)
STUDENTS: Wow...
All the boys blushed.
STUDENT: But what does this have to do with card games?
Alexis nodded. "Seriously".
STUDENT 2: Shut up and look at the chest!
(cut to Syrus running in the locker room)
SYRUS: That's the last time I watch Xthedarkone videos before class. (opens his locker) What the hell? (removes Jaden's shoes from the locker) I'm so sick of Jaden using my locker. Asshole. (picks up a note) Whoa! Looking at the suggestive kiss mark on the letter, I'm gonna say it's from Alexis, which is exactly what I would assume. Even though it's obviously meant for Jaden, I'm desperate enough to say it's for me.
Chazz smirked. "He makes our Syrus look like a ladies' man".
Syrus ignored him. He felt dumb that he could never figure it out until it was pointed out.
(goes to a corner in the room) Stealing mail is fun!
(Syrus opens the envelope)
SYRUS: "Love is like a big Ancient Gear Golem?" That's so beautiful!
Crowler pointed at the screen. "He agrees".
Chazz gave him a deadpan look. "You're going to prove your point by using 'Syrus the idiot'? Crowler knew Chazz had a point there.
Oh, wait, that's the wrong side. (turns the letter over) "I love you more than I love card games? Meet me at the girls dorm-TONIGHT?!" (stumbles back) Holy f***ing s***! I knew this blue hair was a chick magnet; I just knew it!
(cut to the Slifer Red dorm)
[subtitle: Meanwhile, in the toolshed.]
ANNOUNCER: Meanwhile, in the toolshed.
[subtitle: At night.]
ANNOUNCER: At night.
[subtitle: Oooooo.]
Jaden seemed impressed.
AUDIENCE: Oooooo
JADEN: (drying himself off with a towel) Tight uniforms, cameras, now they're trying to massage us with baby oil? This has nothing to do with card games.
Crowler was glad he wasn't at that Duel Academy.
Hey, Chumley, where's Syrus?
CHUMLEY: (grunts)
JADEN: What's that? Syrus got a letter from Crowler posing as Alexis telling him to come to the girls' dorm in an attempt to get me thrown off the Academy for beating me in episode 1 with Elemental Hero Flame Wingman in one scene, one turn? And what was even more embarrassing was it wasn't a test deck, it was actually his own? Thanks, Chumley, I gotta go!
CHUMLEY: (grunts)
6 set of eyes turned to Crowler. Alexis spoke. "You were the one that wrote that fake love letter"?
Crowler gulped. "I can explain. It happened after he made a fool of me in my class".
Syrus glared. "Like you did to reds? You got my hopes up"!
Crowler gave a deadpan look. "The letter was addressed to Jaden; how did you not see that".
Syrus huffed. "Don't you try to use a reasonable argument on me".
Zane decided to interfere. "Crowler's not like that anymore. But we all know what Crowler was like in the past. This seems like one of the petty schemes he would come up with. Should we really be surprised"?
Jaden spoke. "Besides, I'm sure he regrets it".
Crowler nodded. "I do".
Alexis turned to Jaden. "He tried to frame you and have you expelled; how can you be okay with that"?
"Look Crowler regrets what he did and it's enough for me to forgive him. Besides, if it weren't for that we mightn't have had the great duel we did that night".
Alexis looked at Jaden's smirk, the same one he always had. She nodded.
(cut to Syrus rowing towards the Obelisk Blue girls' dorm)
SYRUS: I don't even know where I got this boat from, but that doesn't matter because I am going to get me some pootang!
(Mission Impossibletheme plays while Crowler cuts open the door lock)
CROWLER: (singing to Mission Impossible theme) Breaking this padlock, I am so sneaky, I am the bad guy in this series.
Baxtion sighed. "Mission Impossible, seriously"?
(Speaking) Now it's time to watch as my evil plan unfolds. Even though there's nobody else here, I'm going to explain it to myself in case I forget. (cue fantasy) Jaden's going to come in, looking for some action. I'll pop out and snap a picture. He'll do the "reaction shot" joke.
JADEN: (caught) Reaction shot!
CROWLER: Then that'll be enough to get him expelled! Hell, even arrested!
Syrus wasn't mad at Crowler anymore, he simply found the teacher to be pathetic.
(cut to a hot spring in the Obelisk Blue girls' dorm, with Alexis, Jasmine and Mindy)
JASMINE: Isn't it questionable why there's three girls naked in the pool together?
MINDY: Yeah, the Japanese are perverts, but don't worry, the 4Kids version will edit in some bikinis.
JASMINE: Oh, you're so smart; let's make out!
MINDY: Okay!
Syrus smirked. "Yes, lets see that"!
Alexis looked ready to pummel him. "Don't turn into that Syrus".
(Syrus is running past the girls' dorm gate)
SYRUS: (thinking) ...And I'll tie her up and we'll do all kinds of things...
ALEXIS: Wait, guys, I think I hear something outside.
MINDY: Alexis, I, like, hate you so much right now.
(Crowler is watching from a bush)
CROWLER: I'm definitely not a pervert! I'm too feminine for that.
Chumley shrugged. "Can't be that logic".
SYRUS: Syrus has come to play, bitches!
Zane sweat dropped. This Syrus is certainly more confident. Syrus simply buried his face in his hands.
CROWLER: (surprised that it wasn't Jaden, but Syrus) OH, ANCIENT GEAR GOLEMS!
FEMALE STUDENT: Ancient Gear Golems? Where?
FEMALE STUDENT 2: Is that a ninja?
FEMALE STUDENT 3: He knows about our transexual student! Run, Jimmy, run!
JIMMY: Heels, don't fail me now!
CROWLER: Take Syrus, he has blue hair!
SYRUS: Come to me, baby! (female students surround Syrus) So, which of you ladies is fir-wait what are you doing with that rope? Wait-NOOOOOOOOO! (Syrus is tied up) So, what's the safety word then?
Chazz smirked. "This episode certainly does the title justice".
Syrus on the other hand felt going to stars at the moment.
CAPTION: Meanwhile, at the girls' dorm.
ANNOUNCER: Meanwhile, in the girls' dorm.
CAPTION: ...still night time.
ANNOUNCER: ...still night time.
SYRUS: I got a letter from Alexis, stating she wanted some, so why don't you put on something more comfortable? (winks)
Chazz should be mad that someone is hitting on Alexis. But this Syrus was so ridiculous, he could only be amused.
FONDA: (manly voice) What's going on down here?
Jaden's eyes widened in terror. "Why does she sound like a man"?
SYRUS: (thinking) Why are you pointing our butts at m-?
(Jasmine and Mindy quickly sit on Syrus)
FONDA: You girls better not be holding another male student against their will again.
ALEXIS: We're not, but what happened to your voice?
FONDA: This is my voice when I'm off-duty. Get over it.
SYRUS: (muffled speech)(subtitles: There are girls sitting on my face! This is AWESOME! I've got to call Jaden and tell him this!)
Syrus for once, laughed at his other self. Now that he looks back it wasn't as bad. Bastion was actually envious.
(cut to the Slifer Red dorm, with Jaden playing a video game)
JADEN: Yeah! Hit him! Hit him!
(Jaden's cell-phone rings; the ringtone is "Ring Ring Ring! Ring Ring Ring! Phone Call! Phone Call!")
(Jaden picks up the phone, hangs up and continues playing. He loses the game; the death sound from Super Mario Bros. is heard)
JADEN: Oh, screw this; I'm just going to save Syrus.
(cut back to the Obelisk Blue girls' dorm, with Crowler in the lake)
CROWLER: That's the last time I take directions from a blind guy!
Crowler rubbed his temples. Why would he take directions from a blind guy?
Huh? (sees Jaden rowing a boat)
JADEN: How the hell did I find a boat so fast?
CROWLER: How the hell did he find a boat so fast?
Jaden smirked. "I mean there's plenty on the island. It wasn't that difficult.
(Jaden arrives at the girls' dorm)
JADEN: Syrus, don't worry. I'm here to rescue you. Everything's gonna be A-OK.
Syrus thought back on this. He would have ended up expelled if it weren't for Jaden.
SYRUS: Girls have been sitting on my face all night; what's to save me from?
Bastion shrugged. He had a point.
ALEXIS: Duel me! I'll have you expelled!
JADEN: Um...o-okay?
ALEXIS: I summon Etoile Cyber! Now attack him directly! I don't care if it's the first turn; do it anyway!
(Everybody Dance Now plays as Etoile Cyber attacks Jaden directly)
JADEN: Ah! What the hell? You're attacking me on the first turn?
Zane seemed surprised. "You attacked him on the first turn"?
"I did not"!
Jaden nodded. "Yeah, Alexis would never pull a ridiculous tactic".
ALEXIS: Well, we're running out of time, so, yeah, pretty much. In fact, the Duel has to be so quick I'm not going to give you a chance to make your turn, so I'm gonna summon Cyber Blader!
Alexis felt like banging her head into something. This Alexis was an absolute torment.
JADEN: OH, WHAT THE F***?! Wait a minute, you're using an ice skater monster? That's so lame!
ALEXIS: That really means a lot coming from a guy using Winged Kuriboh.
Chazz smirked.
JADEN: Ha-eh... Right, just for that, I'm using Fusion Gate to summon my Elemental Hero Thunder Giant! Seeing as this duel is on a time limit, if I attack you now, I win! With the help from some awesome signature backing music!
(George Michael's Flawless plays as Thunder Giant attacks Alexis, winning Jaden the duel)
Chazz nodded. "Never get tired of hearing that".
Crowler crossed his arms. "If they do this every episode I might".
JADEN: That's what you get for being a girl.
Chumley chuckled. "Wow Jaden, never took you for a sexist"
Jaden waved his hands defensively. "I don't it was a really close duel in real life.
ALEXIS: That was a good duel, Jaden. And also-
JADEN: (cutting Alexis off) Yeah, I won, see you, bye! (rows away with Syrus)
SYRUS: I love you, Alexis!
ANNOUNCER: And so, after a ridiculously short duel, the Alexis x Syrus shipping began.
Syrus blushed. Zane chuckled.
Chazz got off his seat. "What! Are you serious, you won't give me a chance but you'll go out with Syrus".
Alexis put her hand to her face. "It was obviously a joke and nothing more".
Jaden laughed. "I think you and Syrus made a cute couple".
Alexis glared at Jaden, mainly because he didn't seem to react the same way Chazz did. Would Jaden really prefer her with Syrus and not with… someone else.
Chazz was walking back and forth, clearly furious. When he finally calmed down, he saw Misawa took his seat.
"You snooze, you lose Chazz".
He sat next to Syrus who felt his life was in great danger. Seriously, he find's out Crowler caused the mess and it's him who has the worry about the aftermath.
(Flashback to Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged episode 28)
YAMI: I'm going to beat you like I beat Jaden Yuki on the final episode of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX!
All eyes were wide and turned to Jaden. Zane was in awe. "You dueled Yugi"?
"No, I mean there was that time when I dueled Dimitri who used a copy of Yugi's deck. But I never actually dueled Yugi himself, it would be cool to though.
STEVE THE MARTIAN: But that duel had no conclusion!
YAMI: That's because when I won, Jaden started crying like a little baby. It was so embarrassing that the network refused to show it. That's why I never work with amateurs.
Jaden wasn't offended, quite the opposite. "If I dueled Yugi, I wouldn't care wither I win or lose. I mean Chazz or Crowler maybe, but not me".
Mentioned names were offended. "Hey"!
(cut back to GX era)
JADEN: Okay, first of all, that's not how it went at all. It didn't even let me say my side of the story. What happened was we were duelling, and I was about to kick his ass with this move I was about to do, and then out of nowhere, I got this smell of onions, and it made me kind of made me a bit teary.
Jaden was poking fun at his other self."Yeah sure, that's what happened".
I mean, granted yeah, I was crying, but it wasn't because I was going to lose. No way was I gonna lose; I'm the best! (stammers) Know what, I don't need to prove anything to you guys; I'm going home.
Chumley chuckled. "He seemed ready to cry, must have been the onions".
Stinger
(Dude (Looks Like a Lady) by Aerosmith plays as Crowler puts on lipstick and plants a kiss on a note)
Crowler crossed his arms. "Ha, ha, like never heard that one before, although I'll admit the song is a new touch.
Jaden smirked. "That was hilarious".
Alexis and Syrus disagreed.
"I sure could use a snack".
Crass Clown appeared. "Then I will make sure you're fed.