Crass Clown was kind enough to leave them a table full of food. Many were quick to get something before Jaden got everything. Chazz found the food okay, but if the clown was going to force them to watch this, he could at least give something worthy for a Princeton. After they were finished eating, they returned to their spots. Jaden was sure satisfied. "Crass Clown sure can feed ya".
Chumley nodded. "It would be nice if we got some grilled cheese, but it's fine I guess".
Episode Title: Money, Money, Money
(intro: Navy ships headed to Duel academy)
Navy Solider# 1: Okay, so we've assembled all the world military. Now please tell us what this mission is?
Navy Captian: Okay men, prepare yourself. We're headed to deliver is small case of cards in that island.
Navy Soliders: WHAT THE F****CK!
Syrus nodded. "It does seem like a waste for the military".
Crowler crossed his arms. "You'd be surprised how many terrorists try to get their hands on them".
Narrator: *with background singers, singing a cappella* Meanwhile, Meanwhile, Meanwhile!
Syrus: *Jaden' snores can be heard in the background* In the toolshed! Dear Slifer, Thanks for granted my wish and making Alexis my girlfriend, but I got another wish; Kill Jaden! He hit me yesterday and he said he gonna do it again today.
All eyes turned to Syrus. Jaden seemed hurt. He knew that Syrus turned on him in the other dimension, but did it go that far.
Syrus on the other hand was absolutely shocked by his other self.
In fact, oh no, I gonna wake him up now! Jaden, come on, it's time for class.
Jaden: *asleep* Snore, snore, snore
Jaden: (cue hitting sounds and hit syrus) F**K class!
Syrus: Oh the pain! Man, this is even more disrespectful than when Jaden refused to help out that old lady.
Lunch lady: *pushing a van up a hill* Excuse me, can you help me with this van?
Jaden: (cue zooming and ran past the old lady) No, can't see, bye!
Jaden forgot his previous thoughts and laughed. He knew he should be angry but that was an absolute dick move, that he could only be amused.
The others also laughed at this. That Jaden was a riot.
(Title Sequence, Jindou's "Rising Weather Hallelujah"plays)
Syrus: Damn it! Things couldn't get any worse, I'm late for exam day and I got bitchslaped by Jaden. What else go to wrong- (syrus fell) *says quickly* Ah crap!) *facefull of concrete from falling* No one say a f**cking word.
Computer: A necessarily large security measures have been made to ensure that these children's card games are safely delivered.
Navy Solider# 1: You're kidding, right?
Navy Solider# 2: We're the Navy, Bob. We've got nothing better to do.
Chazz shrugged. True enough.
Slifer Red Student: Oh my God, this test is hard!
Oblisk Blue Student: Yeah, that's what she said.
(Everyone cheering on that joke)
Syrus: So, Alexis, your skirt is so low. Let me fix that for you.
Syrus could metaphorically feel the eyes of both Chazz and Alexis burning through his skull.
Jaden: (waking up Syrus) A-hem!
Syrus: *startled awake* Ahh! Jaden!
Jaden: And your scores are gonna be the same if you don't pay attention, Syrus.
Syrus: I know.
Chazz: Hey, Shut up you non-rich people! Rather than learn anything useful, some of us trying to learn how to be good at card games!
Bastion frowned. Card games are a huge deal, why were they main fun of it.
Jaden: Get bent Chazz! You no good money hogging, card loving, big headed, egocentric, small tempered, Ojama humping, butt-munching, asshole.
All except Chazz laughed.
Even I haven't started my exams yet and there isn't a lot of time to-
Banner: Your test is now, over.
Jaden: (yelling far away) God damn it!
Now Chazz was the one smirking.
Chancellor Sheppard: Hello my students, your Chancellor here! Just to let you know some new cards have arrived at the school. That is all.
Everyone: OH, OKAY. YEAH, I KNOW RIGHT?!
Bastion sweat dropped. That was a huge reaction from what actually happened.
Chancellor Sheppard: Also on another note, DarkSide Incorperated had made a new video.
(Everyone Charging)
Syrus: NYAH! Man, what a racket. Jaden, wake up!
Jaden: *sleepily* Oh, what is it Syrus?
Bastion: You blokes just missed a premiere of DarkSide Incorperated's video.
Jaden: (cue banging on the head on the desk) You're kidding?
Bastion: No, I'm not.
(Jaden bangs his head on the desk again)
Everyone: (banging at the door trying to get in) GIVE US NEW CARDS! COME ON! LET US IN!
Alexis nodded. "That's more like the way they acted".
(Navy Soliders charging to the to the Students)
Navy Soldiers: Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
Everyone: OH MY GOD! WHO WEARS THAT STUFF?!
Navy Captian: The Navy, that's who! Here's your cards!
(Everyone cheering the Navy)
Navy Captian: There are might even be a naked Dark Magician Girl in here!
Syrus blushed. Was there a card like that?
Everyone: *GASP*!
Slifer Red Student: Hey, where are all the cards?
Cardselling Lady: I'm sorry, but this Generic hooded man took them all.
Oblisk Blue Student: What, you mean Crowler?
Crowler crossed his arms. Thankfully, the actual students aren't actually as smart.
Crowler: I'm not Crowler, my name is Joe. Joe Everyman, yes.
And thankfully he wasn't as idiotic as his other self.
Jaden was confused. "Whose Joe, I never met the guy before". Everyone else sighed.
Jaden: Are you ready Syrus?
Syrus: I don't think so.
Jaden: Well, we gotta do this. On the count of three.
Syrus: One!
Jaden: Two!
Jaden and Syrus: Three! Reaction shot!
Chumley chuckled. They sure liked to use that joke.
Syrus: Oh my god, this place is deserted.
Jaden: Well done, do you want to point anything else obvious?
Syrus: You're a dick!
Alexis giggled. He sure was.
Jaden: What?
Syrus: Nothing!
Zane chuckled. Classic Syrus.
Jaden: Hey, do you have any of those really rare cards left?
Cardselling Lady: I'm sorry, all we have left the plot device cards now.
Jaden was confused. Plot device?
Syrus: Jaden, you may as well take these. You always use these kind of cards at the end of a duel.
Jaden: (whispered to Syrus) Shut up, that's a secret.
Alexis was confused. What did that mean?
Chazz: (singing to himself) Money, Money Money!
Chazz joined in. "Must be funny. In a rich man's world".
Oblisk Blue Student# 1: Hey Chazz...
Chazz: Money?
Oblisk Blue Student# 1: We tried to get you those cards, we really did.
Crowler: But I have them now!
Oblisk Blue Student# 2: Hey, who's that?
Chazz: Money?! Oh, it's just Crowler.
Crowler No it's not!
Chazz: Yes it is.
Chazz was pleased with his other self. Although he liked to brag about his wealth, thankfully he wasn't an idiot.
Crowler: I'm not Crowler!
Chazz: Oh, come on. How many more feminine weirdos are there on this Island.
Everybody laughed while Crowler glared at the Chazz that was here.
(Turning to Syrus)
Syrus: The the F**ck are you looking at?! My hair is always blue!
There was more laughing and Crowler joined in this time.
(turning back to Chazz's gang and Crowler)
Crowler: Hmm. Fair enough. (removes his hoody and reveal to them) A-ha! I want you to duel Jaden in the exams with some new cards.
Chazz: Uhh.. okay.
Crowler: That's right, and you can finally have your revenge.
Chazz: Actually, I was planning to avoid Jaden this.
Jaden smirked. "Wow, I didn't kniw I scared you so much".
Chazz huffed. "He's simply trying to avoid a headache".
Crowler: GET YOUR REVENGE!
Chazz: Okay, okay!
Crowler: Say it like you mean it!
Chazz: *ugh* I gotta take my revenge.
Chazz felt bad for his other self.
Crowler: Good.
Jaden: Whoa, what's going on here?
Crowler: Chazz is going to beat you, Jaden. And finally get his revenge.
Jaden was excited. "Rematch".
Jaden: I- wait what?
Chazz: *sigh* It's Crowler, Jaden. just not go along with it.
Crowler gritted his teeth. What did that mean?
Jaden: oh, okay.
Chazz and Jaden: Duel!
Crowler: Aaaah!
Jaden: I'll go first, draw! Oh ,Winged Kuriboh. What a surprise.
Chazz sweat dropped. This Jaden made him took kind to the Ojama brothers by comparison.
I summon; Elemental Hero Clayman in the Defence mode.
Chazz: Huh?
Everyone: *gasp*!
Jaden: What's everybody gasping at?
Chazz: That's the same moves you start every duel of with. Seriously, I've sent more richinality than Whiches two video.
Jaden: That was low.
Chazz: My move, and I play Magical Mallet! All of the cards I don't want, I put back in my deck, then I shuffle and redraw again. However, I can also put my Magical Mallet back in my deck.
Jaden: Uh Chazz, I don't' think you're quite allowed to-
Everybody took this in. "How did you get away with that, did you cheat"?
Chazz glared at Syrus. "The Chazz is many things but a cheater is not one of them"!
Zane intervened. "That used to be a part of the card's effect".
Chumley was confused. "Used to be? When did that change"? Zane shrugged.
Chazz: Too late, I'm doing it. Ha ha ha! Oh look, I drew Magical Mallet! I think I'll Shuffle that again an-
Jaden: Stop it!
Jaden clapped for his other self. He took crap from nobody.
Chazz: Okay, instead I summon VW Wing Catapult! Now watch my Brilliant Taunting strategy! Hey Clayman, you're in Defence Mode. You're the wuss of the Elemental Hero World! Come on, go to the Attack Mode, Stop being such a pussy!
Clayman: What did you say?!
Bastion didn't know how to react. "Rather than use his cards effect, he simply tricked Clayman".
Zane nodded. "It certainly makes that an interesting move".
Jaden slapped himself on the head. "Clayman, even I know that's a terrible idea".
Chazz: I said, You're Dead!
(sfx: Explosion)
(Lifepoints dropped to 2900)
Alexis was confused. "Wait a minute, shouldn't it be twenty-eight hundred"?
Jaden: Damn it!
Crowler: Did you see that Chancellor, Did yea, did yea, did yea, did yea, did yea, did yea?!
Chazz: Did you see that Jaden, Did yea, did yea, did yea-
Jaden: I'm Dueling you, you fruitcake!
Chazz: well, there's no need for that. I guess you need a lesson in manners...
(The Mighty RAW's "Power Rangers" Theme song)
Chazz: ...And this is the card to do it. The VWXYZ Dragon catapult Magazord!
Jaden: Holy Crap! I'm in trouble!
VWXYZ Dragon Catapult Megazord: Megazord, Activated!
Chazz: I summon one of the most powerful monsters in the game. And there's nothing, Nothing to do to stop me, Jaden!
Jaden: I summon Winged Kuriboh!
Jaden nodded. It was his time to shine.
Chazz: E- but.. you.. F***ck you, Jaden!
Despite knowing what would happen, Chazz chuckled.
Jaden: And now, I use the plot device card; Transcendent wings! If I sacrifice my Winged Kuriboh, I win.
Chazz: What?! Where did you get that card that powerful?!
Jaden: At your local gamming store!
Chazz: Yeah, buy cards today!
Jaden sweat dropped. Now he was being used as an advertisement.
Chazz was angry. They used his likeness without his permission, he would sue the people behind this video when he got out.
Syrus: Jaden won like he always does.
Jaden blushed. "When you put it like that, it kind of ruins the celebration.
Chancellor Sheppard: Congraduation, Jaden. You won the Duel. You're going to be promoted to Raw Yellow!
Jaden: Sweet, I'm gonna move in right now.
(turned to the toolshed)
Jaden: Hey guys!
Syrus: Back already? *Gasp*! You came back for me!
Syrus smiled. He remembered the kinds words Jaden said to him.
Jaden: No, they kicked me out because I kept saying "Get your game on."
Crowler nodded. That was reasonable.
Syrus: (crying with tears of joy) OH! You came back for Me!
Jaden: Sure I did, Syrus. Ha Ha Ha!
Syrus: Good, I'm moving out!
Zane sure enjoyed watching his brother act like a dickhead.
(Ending: "Power Rangers" by The Might Raw plays)
CAPTION: Next episode in five months...
Jaden gasped. We need to wait for five months. We'll be stuck in here for that long
Kidding!
Stinger
Jaden sighed in relief.
Crowler: Did you like that episode? Did yea? Did yea? Did yea? Did yea? Did yea? Did yea? Did yea? Did yea? Did yea? Did yea? Did yea?
Chazz spoke. "I'll admit, it was kind of funny. But I still think the others are better off not being forced to watch this".
Jaden was excited for what would be next.