Chazz wanted to get the next episode over with, but Bastion stopped them. "What are you doing"?
"We really need to talk about what happened in the other dimension".
"Yeah, yeah, we get it. Jaden isn't entirely at fault. But it was his carelessness that caused all this".
Chumley looked unamused. "You mean like when you carelessly took the spirit keys".
"HEY! That was entirely different"!
Zane gave a deadpan look. "You're right. Jaden wanted to find a friend. You took advice form Atticus on how to impress his sister".
"He's a hit with the ladies".
Alexis sides against Chazz on this argument. "It was pretty careless Chazz".
"What is this, 'pick on Chazz day'.
Jaden shook his head. "That's actually in two weeks".
"Can we simply put on the episode and drop this already. By then I'll probably come up with a proper argument".
They said noting as the new episode title appeared.
Episode Title: The Arrival Of Susan
Crowler was confused. "Who the heck is Susan"!
Alexis: Syrus was supposed to meet me here for extreme making out hours ago. Wonder where he is.
Alexis felt she could barf and so did Chazz. It's bad enough to lose her to Jaden, but to lose her to Syrus, would be even worse.
Syrus: THAT REALLY IS THE LAST TIME I TAKE DIRECTIONS FROM A BLIND GUY! Huh? What's that in there? A Dark Magician! Wow, I'll take that and become the new main character! A- wait what the hell?
Fangirl: I'm a Syrus fangirl! Let's go play you with Chumley! Ahahahahahaha!
Syrus blushed. "No way, I mean no offense Chumley. I prefer girls, but hey if I did like guys, You'd be on top of my list for sure".
Chumley didn't know how to respond. "Thanks, I think".
Syrus: Wait what the hell? NOOOOO!
Jaden: And then what did you do?
Syrus: Huh? Oh! Then I got bored, so I came here.
Alexis wasn't sure how to react. "You get grabbed by a hand and dragged into the water then leave like a movie you're bored with".
And on the way, I found some cards.
Jaden: What? You mean these?
Syrus: Yup.
Jaden: Who the hell put a Sinister Serpent in their deck?
Bastion shrugged. "I mean, it was a popular card back then".
Syrus: I don't know. Probably some low life stupid old-
Banner: Ah! There are my cards, I have been looking everywhere for them.
Jaden & Syrus: Professor Banner!
Pharaoh: Meow!
Syrus: Hey there Pharaoh.
Jaden: Hey! I just realized. Why do you have Pharaoh?
Crowler gave a deadpan look. "I ask myself that all the time".
I thought you weren't allowed pets on Duel Academy.
Banner: No Jaden. Pharaoh is not my pet. He is my partner.
Syrus: What, you mean like married? Aha aha aha.
Banner: Yes
All eyes widened to the size of saucers.
Syrus: What?
Banner: Yes Syrus. Pharaoh and I are married.
Jaden was unsure how to respond. "I mean, he did love his cat a lot".
Chazz glared at him. "Don't tell me you actually believe that. I mean our Banner didn't like animals that way… I think".
Syrus: You're- you're serious?
Banner: Yes
Syrus: You swear to God?
Banner: Yes Syrus. Why would I lie? Do you think I am a liar Syrus?
Syrus: No! Not at all! I don't think you're a liar Mr. Banner Sir.
Banner: Well that's good Syrus. Because for a minute I thought you had something against a man and a cat being together.
Chazz shook his head. "The Chazz is a very tolerant guy". Jaden snicked and he ignored it. "But I draw the line at people marrying animals".
Syrus: No, no no no. I don't have anything against it. I mean I- I- I couldn't have because um… I'm gay! Yeah. With Jaden!
Chumley laughed. "Knew it".
Jaden: Shuddup.
Banner: Good, cause I was kidding.
Jaden: You bastard.
The whole room burst into laughter, including Syrus.
(Title Sequence, Jindou's "Rising Weather Hallelujah" plays)
Jaden: You do realize that Alexis is still waiting for you?
Pause. Everyone shocked
Jaden: No, you're right. She can make her own way back.
Banner: But anyway, the reason why I came here was to tell you, not to go to the abandoned dorm!
Jaden: The what?
Banner: The abandoned dorm Jaden! It's the creepiest place on Duel Academy. Many have gone, never to return. You must never go there. Or you will be subjected to horrible terrors. Do you understand?
Syrus:(farting noise)
Jaden: Yes.
Banner: Well, it's getting late. Good night boys.
Syrus: Man that's scary.
Jaden: Hmm.
Syrus: Jaden! Don't you even think about it. It'll just be another bad experience. Remember that time you tried marijuana?
Chazz smirked. "Wouldn't put it past him.
Jaden: WHERE THE F*CK ARE MY CHEETOS?!
Crowler sweat dropped. He was bad enough, now with drugs.
Syrus giggled. "Like Chumley when there was no grilled cheese sandwiches left".
Chumley blushed. "Are you kidding. I was hungry, he's insane".
Syrus: Oh god it's happened again!
Jaden: Syrus, where are they?
Syrus: I don't know Jaden!
Jaden: Okay, your choice
Syrus: No not the good china!
(Crashing noises)
Bastion coughed. Jaden plus marihuana equalled terror.
Jaden: Give me my Cheetos Syrus. If I don't have them, I'm gonna die.
Jaden laughed. He loved his other self; he was a hilarious dickhead.
Syrus: For the love of God, I don't have your Cheetos.
Jaden: Liar! Give me the Cheetos Syrus. Give them to me! Give me the Cheetos you son of a bitch!
Syrus: Oh my face! Oh my hair! Oh my God. Okay THAT'S IT!
Jaden: Ow!
Zane was silent for a second. "That was horrifying. More than the underground duels. I'm glad we only heard it".
Chazz agreed. "The other dimension was less traumatic".
Syrus: (breaths heavily) F*cking stoner!
Jaden: Yeahthat'sgreatnobodycares! Let's go to the dorm!
Syrus: My blue hair senses danger.
Crowler: Oh I just love eavesdropping! I hear such tasty gossip! This is better than what I heard outside of Alexis' room. And that was pretty filthy.
Alexis glared at Crowler who shook his arms defensively. "I never did that to you, for once I'm innocent".
So, they want a scare do they? Well, I'll scare them so much, it'll make Freddy and Jason seem like Care Bears!
Caption:Meanwhile. In somewhere that's NOT the Toolshed.
Narrator: Meanwhile. In somewhere that's NOT the Toolshed.
Duelist: AH! The fog! It burns!
Bob: Maybe that'll teach you not to wear sunglasses at night! And now, I want your soul.
Jaden was unamused. "Not that guy". Alexis shared his sentiment.
Duelist: But what value does that have to you?
Bob: I don't know, but I'm taking it anyway.
Duelist: NOOOOOO!
Bob: Ha ha ha! I've killed you!
Director: No, that's the wrong line!
Syrus nodded. Everybody knows you never say die".
Bob: Oh yes. This is the 4Kids edit. Okay. Take two. (Clears throat)
Caption:Take Two (God Damn 4Kids)
Bob: Ahahaha! I've sent you to the Shadow Realm! Which is absolutly harmless! Hahaha! Is that better?
Chazz was unimpressed. Who needs a peaceful death when they can be trapped in the Shadow Realm for eternity. Seriously, who writes this.
Director: Much Better!
Bob: I swear if I have to change my lines one more time for 4Kids, I'm gonna go over there and personally kick their-
(Interrupted by ringing phone)
Bob: Ah- I'm sorry guys. That's me.
(Everyone groans)
Assistant: Bob! We said you're not allowed any phones while we're recording!
Bob: I know, I know. I'm sorry guys. Let me just take this really quick.
Assistant #2: You got 2 minutes Bob.
Jaden shrugged. At least he doesn't take out his phone in the middle of a duel.
(Beep)
Bob: Hello?
Pegasus: Ooohh hello Bobby-boy! It's me!
Bob: Pegasus? I thought I had your number blocked.
Alexis didn't know how to react. She never met Pegasus, but if a creep like him was blocking his number?
Pegasus: Well I think you know I have a way of getting around. ahahahaha!
Bob: Yeah. (Beep) Uh can you hang on a minute? I've got another call to take.
Pegasus: Well aren't you Mr. Popular?
Bob: Yeah. Hello? What's that? You want me to scare kids at Duel Academy? Well I honestly have nothing better to do. Sure!
Chazz turned to Crowler. "He's more pathetic than you are".
Jaden: Okay guys, here's the rundown. Um, we're lost and it's all Syrus' fault.
Syrus: What? Jaden, you're the one leading us.
Jaden: Well Chumley hasn't said or done anything for five episodes, and I'm not gonna blame it on myself, am I?
Syrus: Oh I suppose...
Zane smirked. "Now's that's more like Syrus".
Crowler:(Singing) My golem lives over the ocean.
Bob: I'm here.
Crowler: It's you! You're-
Bob: I am the bringer of destruction and chaos.
Crowler: I'm going to call you Susan.
Susan: What?
Chumley nodded. "Yeah, what"?
Bastion didn't show any facial reaction. "I suppose that explains the name of the episode".
Crowler: I think it suits you. Do ya like it? Do ya? Do ya? Do ya? Do ya? Do ya?
Susan: Stop that.
Syrus: Well there it is. The Abandoned Dorm. The Scary Marry, the Monster Mash and the Haunted House. The Killer-
Jaden: Syrus if you say one more thing I swear to God I'm gonna pop you! Hey there Alexis. What are you doing out here.
Alexis: Waiting for 2 hours for Syrus to come and meet me!
Jaden laughed. "Two hours. You sure know how to impress a lady".
Syrus: Oh I knew I forget something!
Chazz growled at the screen. "You do not deserve her"!
Alexis: Anyway, it may interest you to know that my brother disappeared when he went inside that place. And he hasn't returned since.
Jaden: (sarcastically) No. You don't say. Let's go inside.
Syrus: But Jaden! You can't go in there!
Jaden:(from far away) And why's that Syrus?!
Syrus: Um uh- uuh.. there's fanboys in there!
Jaden:(still a ways away) I know! And they're all for you!
Syrus: Really? Oh hell I'm coming!
Zane chuckled. "Theres been a lot of talk so far about you and boys".
Syrus blushed.
Susan: Why hello there.
Alexis: AAAAAHHHHH! No touchy.
(sickening smacking noise)
Susan: Ah! strait in my Life Points!
Alexis clapped. "Alright, now that's what I'm talking about".
Jaden scratched his head. "You sure are excited".
Alexis blushed. "For once, my other self isn't actin like a pervert or an idiot".
Jaden: Wow look at these hieroglyphics! Millennium Items? Millennium Rod? Ha ha.. Rod.
Chazz frowned. Speaking of idiots".
Alexis: AAAAAHHHHHH!
Jaden: Oh my God! That sounded like- um.. uh...
Alexis fumed. This Jaden was a jerk.
Syrus: Alexis?
Jaden: Syrus, we can play "State the Obvious" later! Right now, we gotta save her!
Syrus: Look! She's over there
Jaden: Once again, thank you Captain Obvious.
Susan: Hello Jaden, I've been waiting for you!
Jaden: Give back Alexis!
Susan: I'm afraid she has been consumed by the shadows.
Jaden: Fine, if you won't negotiate that means I only have one other option... a children's card game.
Susan: A SHADOW children's card game!
Jaden: It's time to get your game on!
Susan: Oh, I will get my game on, but it will be my Shadow game, because we're going to duel... in the shadows!
Zane huffed. "Pathetic".
Jaden: Don't worry, Alexis! Nothing is going to happened to you!
Susan: Hey Jaden!
Jaden: Yeah?
Susan: Look at my puzzle!
Jaden: AH! It burns! Ugh, my head. What's going on? Where am I? Am I stoned again? Where are my Cheetos?
Chumley laughed. "If that were the case, it would be the bad guy that needs saving".
Chazz crossed his arms. "He nothing, he got knocked out by Syrus of all people".
Winged Kuriboh: MMmmm!
Jaden: Winged Kuriboh?
Winged Kuriboh: MMmmmm!
Jaden: Huh, You're right! Wow, it sure is a good thing that I can understand you.
Crowler was curious. "How can you understand him"?
"We have a special bond".
Winged Kuriboh: MMMmmmm!
Jaden: Hey, guess what?
Susan: What?
Jaden: Look at my card!
(pierced through Chaos's puzzle)
Susan: A paper card penetrating metal? Of course! That makes perfect sense!
Zane was impressed. "Talk about your powerful card".
Jaden: That's right! That Millennium Puzzle is as fake is all the Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Abridged Series. Everybody knows that mine is the best!
Susan: Not if could go and flagged all your videos is inappropriate it won't be!
Jaden: Oh no you don't! Get back here you spiteful bastard!
Eye: I'm Watching you!
(In the Shadow Realm)
Jaden: Okay buddy, you've seriously gone too far with this whole shadow thing.
Susan: No, this isn't me! I'm not doing this!
(grey blob creatures consume Chaos)
Susan: Ah! No! Jaden save me! *mmmmpphhh*
Jaden: Whoa... cool.
Bastion was surprised. "I'm surprised you made no attempt to save him".
Jaden waved him off. "They were simply special effects, that's all".
The others weren't as sure.
Jaden: What's that, Kuriboh? You think we should help him?
Winged Kuriboh: MMmmh.
Jaden: Well don't worry, I'm sure he'll be fine. Remember, this isn't real.
Susan: OH! The pain! This is so real! They're eating me alive! (vanishes)
Jaden: You see, he didn't need our help after all.
Crowler shook his head in disappointment. This was never what he wanted. He only wanted to scare the slacker, not trap him in the Shadow Realm. Titan did talk about a shadow game, but he thought it was part of his act.
Winged Kuriboh: Mm.
Jaden: Oh right, come on let's go!
(Coming through a dark hole)
Jaden: Make way, coming through!
(crack)
Jaden: Ah! My coccyx! Okay, let's get the hell outta' here!
Caption: Shortly after getting the hell outta' there.
Narrator: Shortly after getting the hell outta' there!
Jaden: Are you okay, Alexis?
Alexis: Yes, I'm fine and thank you.
Jaden: Okay, see you later!
Alexis rolled her eyes. "His concern is greatly appreciated".
Syrus: Well, here we go another adventure! An Epic Tale! A Mysterious Journey! Who knows what lies-
Jaden: WHAT THE F**CK DID I SAY ABOUT DOING THAT!
Caption Ending: Well, I give a shot... it's not that easy dubbing solo. But I think it went well... Remember, to make a video response to audition and help with the series.
Chazz of course, joined in at the ending song.
Crowler: I'll said this once and I'll say it again; I love Eavesdropping!
Crowler sighed. "He really is more pathetic than me".
Jaden smirked. "Another great episode".
Zane sighed. "I'm glad it's over. Onto the next episode.".
Alexis nodded. "And hopefully Jaden won't be high".
Author's Note
I'm finding it a but hard to find current Yugioh Gx abridged videos, but I'll keep looking for episode 6 so I can update the next chapter.