Episode Title: Taggin' Tactics
Jaden was excited. "Alright, this is when me and Syrus dueled the pair of sock brothers".
Chazz sighed. "They're called, 'sigh', Forget it".
(Intro: OO7: James Spawn Theme)
Everyone chuckled as Chumley appeared at the start.
Disciplinary actions squad #1: Bill, for the fifth freakin' time turn that crap off!
Disciplinary actions squad #2: Oh shut up, at least I don't listen to Hannah Montana.
Bastion got defensive. "It's a great show".
Jaden was surprised. He was expecting Chazz to get defensive. Chazz saw the slacker looking at him. "I'm more of a High School Musical fan".
Disciplinary actions squad #1: Oh, you can just go straight to hell.
Jaden: *Snoring* x2
Syrus: *grunts* x2
Disciplinary actions squad #2: *Ahem* (knocking on the door) Pizza Delivery!
Disciplinary actions squad #3: *Pssst* That's not gonna work.
Disciplinary actions squad #2: Oh, okay. Open up or I'll break the f**ck it out!
Jaden: Look, if you're gonna rush me, I'm just gonna go even slower.
Disciplinary actions squad #2: We have candy!
Alexis cringed.
Jaden: What Candy! No way give me some!
Crowler sighed. "Idiot".
Disciplinary actions squat #2: Are you Jaden Yuki?
Jaden: Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy, Yes I am!
Disciplinary actions squat #2: Well, you're gonna have to come with us then, Jaden. And Syrus will have to as well.
Syrus: *muffled* (Closed the damn door, you're letting the cool air out.)
Jaden: Wait a minute, just who the hell are you?!
Disciplinary actions squad #2: The Disciplinary actions squad.
Jaden: Yeah, that doesn't sound lame at all.
Crowler sighed. Yes, why not antagonise them more.
(Title Sequence, Jindou's "Rising Weather Hallelujah" plays)
Both: Reaction Shot!
Disciplinary actions squad #2: I think you both should be suspended.
Jaden: I think you should shut the hell up.
Zane chuckled. There's never a dull moment with Jaden, no matter what one it is.
Crowler: Now, Now, Now, Let's not argue. Jesus wouldn't make card games if didn't wonder to use them, especially the situations like this. I say, we should arrange a tag team duel instead of suspending them.
Jaden laughed. He never took Crowler for religious.
Jaden: Um... why?
Crowler sighed. Because he wanted them expelled.
Crowler: I... don't really know, but if you do accept you can choose any partner you wish to help you.
Jaden was surprised. This Crowler was way more reasonable.
Jaden: Alright, well it's definitely not Syrus.
Jaden glared at the screen.
Crowler: Good suggestion! Syrus it is.
Jaden: No! I don't want him!
Syrus sighed. "Story of my life".
Syrus: You sounded like my mother.
Zane growled. His mother was a lovely person. She would never act that way around Syrus. After he lost to Aster and his career took a bad turn, she would call nearly every day to see if he needed anything.
Crowler: Chancellor, I believe they have accepted the terms.
Sheppard: Very well, than. A tag duel it is.
Syrus: Jaden! This is going to be worse than that time I have to dissect a worm from my Science Project and then fainted because of all the blood. And then I was rushed to the hospital where I realized that they didn't even have to dissect at all. Hell, I didn't even go to school I was just really, really bored that summer, plus it was a gummy worm.
Syrus never though he'd say this about another person, even himself. "He has to be the most pathetic person I ever seen.
Crowler: ...Why the hell did we accept you?
Syrus: F**ck you, that's why!
Zane shrugged. "You could try and be more assertive like him".
(At the toolshed)
Jaden: For the last time Syrus, I don't want to hear about it.
Syrus: But Jaden!
Jaden: No!
Syrus: But Jaden!
Jaden: No, Syrus! Go bother someone else.
Syrus: Fine, but Chumley!
Jaden: No, don't bring Chumley into this. He doesn't even talk.
Syrus: Oh yeah, I forgot sorry Chumley.
Chumley: *grunts*
Chumley sighed. "Am I going to be doing this throughout all the episodes".
Jaden: Look Syrus, everything's gonna be fine just believe in yourself.
Syrus: believing myself, you gotta be kidding. I can't even tie my shoelaces you seen me try.
Jaden: Yo homie, just chillin'.
Syrus: What?
Jaden: Word.
Syrus: Could you at least give me a couple a good cards I could use?
Jaden: No.
Syrus: one good card?
Jaden turned to Syrus. "Your cards are great, when you know how to use them".
Jaden: No.
Syrus: Could you teach me some moves?
Jaden: No.
Syrus: Well, could you maybe-
Jaden: Hey, Syrus.
Syrus: What?
Jaden: Shut up! Seriously, you're being more annoying than when you made card game rap and Jesus did that thing sucks. But if you truly believe that you need training, I guess we can have a friendly fair duel. One on one, you and me.
Jaden thought it would be the tag duel. But he didn't mind watching this.
Syrus: But Jaden, you're clearly meant to be the best duelist in this entire seaso-
Jaden: Yep, a friendly fair duel.
Bastion and Chazz were uncomfortable. Jaden would crush him.
Syrus: oh, for the love of God.
Chumley: *snorting*
Jaden: Chumley if you spit at me, I swear to God I will come up there and pop you, you little prick!
Syrus: Jaden, do we have to so this?
Jaden: Yes. Yes we do because that's what friends do. We take advantage of your weakness and then exploit it make ourselves feel better and then we have the self-satisfaction to say "Hey Syrus, I'm better than you." You see buddy, it's all good and besides I'm sure that you have a awesome deck.
Syrus: Yeah, my deck are... totally the stuff. Jaden, just please go easy on me.
Jaden: Don't worry, Syrus. You have my word.
Jaden was happy to hear that.
Syrus: But Jaden, I can't- wait what did you say?
Jaden: I said... you're dead!
(Cue Explosion)
Jaden tried hard not to laugh.
Syrus: Ah! God damn it to hell! Wow, that was a good move. Can we go inside now?
Jaden: Oh, Come on Syrus, you just need a strategy. Every good Duelist knows that in order to win in a duel, y- what the hell are you doing?
Syrus: Well, I'm here. I can go around here and sneak behind him and maybe cut his throat.
Chazz snorted. "That Syrus could have come handy in the other dimension".
Jaden: Ah hello, Papa Smurf! what are you doing?
Syrus: I'm taking your advice and I'm making a strategy.
Jaden: Oh... is it good?
Syrus: You know what, I believe it is.
Jaden: Awesome, now would you please playing in the dirt and just duel me.
Syrus: I just don't have the confidence, Jaden. I never have... not since that traumatizing day. So many years ago, back in those days everything seem to have a hit the baring.
Bully: I'm a generic school bully, if I like to pick on you for a reason that's never explained. Rather than beating the ever living crap outta you with my obesity, I have decided to challenge you into a card game.
Alexis didn't see the problem. "It's better than violence".
Syrus: My blue hair senses my victory.
Bully: Oh, snap!
Syrus: I will now play card with no fear of my move being stopped. Yah!
Zane: Stop your move!
Syrus sighed. Why did they show this?
Syrus: Somehow, I have lost my footing.
Zane: Take this card and go. We don't want your fat kind around here.
Bully: Awesome, I'm gonna sell this and get some Nachos.
Syrus: But big brother, I was just about to win, why did you stop my move?
Zane: No, you was not about to win, he had this card face-down.
Syrus: Oh my God, it's a Japanese Spell Binding Circle!
Bastion was intrigued. "So that's what it looks like.
Zane: Yes, he would've made up unbelievable amounts of crap about its effect and you would not be able to translate to make sure it was true.
Jaden was confused. "Has anyone tried that".
Crowler nodded. "I dueled someone who spoke Italian and who tried to make up effects for Thousand Eyes Idol. Italian is my language so I had no trouble figuring out he was cheating.
A foolish mistake, Syrus. I cannot accept a failure in my family. You are no longer my brother, if I ever see you again, I will give you a million purple nurples. Do you understand me?
Zane looked shocked. He turned to his brother. "I was never that bad… was I"?
Syrus didn't know how to answer that. "You weren't as bad as he was". Faint praise was the best he could offer.
Syrus: And that's about the time I became traumatized.
Jaden: ...Wow. That's sucks. that makes me glad I don't have any mention family. I mean, because if I had your brother as my brother... Wow.
Zane sighed. Jaden couldn't blame his other self and neither could the others.
That was suck, but yeah. I'm gonna beat you.
(Cue Explosions)
Syrus: Ah! My Spline! God, you're such a hard ass.
Jaden: Yeah I am, but hey who knows. One day you might just thank me.
Syrus: Thank you?! For what?
Chazz shrugged. "Being a dick".
Alexis was next. "Being an asshole".
Jaden: I don't know, but you just thank me one day. By the way, can I have a look at your cards?
Syrus: Uh...
Jaden: Really? Awesome. Cool. *Gasp* you been using Japanese cards?! Oh, I am so telling everybody.
Syrus was confused. "Why were they in Japanese. The flashback indicated he had no idea how to read it.
Syrus: No, there not mine! There... someone put them in there. I mean, uh... I'm holding it for a friend uh.. Jaden, why don't you mind your own business?! *sob* You don't know anything about me, I hate you! I wish, I wasn't ever born. (Crying and runs away)
Jaden: Wow... That was gay.
Caption Ending: Finally... sorry about that delay... Thanks Jeff for the animation! Syrus is currently undergoing therapy.
They all cringed. Syrus's rapping really did suck.
Disciplinary actions squad #1: So... *Ahem* uh... Does everyone likes Hannah Montana?
(Cues Punching)
Disciplinary actions squad #1: Gyah! Yeah, I thought was going to get that answer.
Alexis sighed. You'd be punched if you said you don't like it in front of Atticus.
Zane coughed. "Look Syrus, I never meant to hurt you. I admit, my approach was terrible and that's my fault".
Syrus cut him off. "It's alright, you thought you were doing what was best for me". Syrus felt like a massive hypocrite at the moment. He said he would never forgive Jaden. He would need to think some more about it.
Zane had a feeling the next episode would show his duel with Jaden. He wondered how it would go there.