Everybody was ready for episode 10.
Episode Title: The Equationist
Special Guests: Shadyvox and Xthedarkone
Chazz had only one reply. "These two are to blame for our current torture".
(intro Song: Title Sequence, Jindou's "Rising Weather Hallelujah" plays.)
Syrus: (Singing to himself) Hey batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing! Hey batter, batter, hey batter, batte-
Jaden: Knock it off, Syrus!
Syrus sighed. Although he didn't actually see what game it was yet, the song gave it away.
Bastion: Hold everything! Sorry about that. I was busy solving equations and I lost track of time.
Random Student #1: What are you, a virgin?
Bastion: No, I'm British, but I guess it kinda the same thing.
Chazz laughed. "Burn".
Syrus: Hey batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing! Hey batter, batter, hey batter, batter-
Jaden: Syrus, Shut up!
Alexis nodded. "Please do".
Chazz looked horrified. "You don't like that song"?
Syrus: ...Swing!
Jaden: God Damn it! Seriously, if I hear that again, I'm gonna freakin lose it!
Zane nodded.
Crowler: Oh, how I love "High School Musical." Hey batter, batter-
Jaden: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Crowler:(got hit in the eye on the ball and crashed)
Crowler's eyes widened. He's glad he never tried to mess with that Jaden.
Chazz had the same sentiment. "Never piss that Jaden off".
Chumley scratched his head. "I don't think you should piss anyone off from that show".
OKAY, WHO'S GETTING A CROWLER BITCHSLAP!
Crowler laughed. That was actually funny.
Syrus: Not it!
Jaden: Not it!
Bastion: Not...ugh Bugger!
Crowler: Rabble Rabble Baseball...Rabble Rabble Ancient Gear Golem...Rabble Rabble in my Eye!
Jaden and Syrus: WE LOVE EAVESDROPPING!
Crowler: Would you get out of here, you lying stealing Bastards!
Chazz: Ahhh. It feels good to be the best.
Random Student 2: Duh... You're not the best.
Chazz: Who said that?! Who the F**ck said that?! Come on, show yourself!
Random Student 2: Duh... it was me.
(Points at the far seat at the random student)
Chazz laughed. If that guy tried to challenge him. He'd have a few choice of words for him.
Chazz: If it weren't for this freeze frame, I might come down there and kick your ass!
Crowler: Shut up Chazz, you little Goth. We'll make duel Bastion for no reason at all.
Chazz: Phhht. I could take him.
Crowler: Oh yeah, let's see you do that with 10,000 floating heads chasing you.
Chazz: What the hell you talkin-
(10,000 Heads floating around Chazz laughing)
Chazz: Oh My God, Oh My God! Someone Help Me! Curse You, Crowler!
Jaden looked freaked out. "Now that was creepy. Not funny, creepy".
(At Ra Yellow Dorm)
Bastion: By the way guys, I use my bat to write equations on. How cool is that?
Jaden: Uh... pen and paper is inconvenient because...?
Jaden thought his other self might got a point.
Bastion: Because I got from your mama.
Bastion sighed. A mom joke, seriously?
Jaden: What?!
Syrus: Ooooh, no he didn't!
Chumley laughed. "Oh, yes he did".
Bastion: Here we are, Chaps! My humble home!
Jaden: Duuuuude, you have so lost your security deposit.
Bastion: The equations on the wall represent formula for cards. Over there is monsters, that's Trap Cards, and-
Jaden: I get it! You have a boner for maths!
Bastion blushed. "That only happened once"!
All eyes were on him and he blushed again. "Did I say that out loud"?
Bastion: So what do you say you two help me clean this place up?
Syrus: What's in it for us?
Bastion: You can touch the paint brush.
Jaden and Syrus: I'm in!
Jaden: heheh. Paint brushes are cool.
Syrus: Hey batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing!
Jaden: Knock it off!
(throws a paint brush at Syrus's Face and fell)
Zane breathed a sigh of relief. "Thank you".
Syrus: Oh, it's like tha- get you ass down there now!
(rocks the ladder side to side trying to get Jaden fall off)
Zane chuckled. He's glad he didn't grow up with this Syrus.
Jaden: *Gasp* Syrus, You got paint all over my favorite jacket.
Syrus: What do you mean your "favorite"? it's the only one you wearing.
Jaden: It's still my jacket, you asshole!
Bastion: allo allo. what's all this about then?
Jaden: You stay out of this, limey!
Bastion: Limey? how dare you!
(cues Punch sound punching Jaden)
Bastion laughed. "Say no to racism".
Jaden: ugh, okay mild-racism got it.
Caption: One trip to the Hospital Later
Narrator: One trip to the Hospital Later.
Syrus: So Bastion, why you dueling Chazz?
Bastion: Well, I thought it would be a good excuse to use my new clean deck. And-
Jaden: Ah. Yeah that's great nobody cares.
Jaden laughed. "Isn't he something".
Jaden and Syrus: OOoooo, Lobster!
(Jaden and Syrus eating the lobster)
Jaden: oh it has a screw in it.
Syrus: yeah and it's pretty crunchy.
(At Obelisk Blue Dorm at Chazz Room)
Chazz's Brother 1: Do you understand what needs to be done, Chazz?
Chazz: yes...
Chazz's Brother 2: we cant hear you?
Chazz: I said Money. I mean yes!
Chazz's Brother 1: Good, cause we follow through with our part of the plan. So it's only fair that you follow through to.
Chazz sighed. He was glad he wasn't under pressure anymore.
Crowler looked guilty. He was hard on him, when his brothers were already on his case. He sighed. What's done is done.
Chazz Brother 2: Yeah, you better follow through Chazz, Otherwise us following through what've been pointless.
(both went silent)
Chazz: [ laughs sarcastic ] heheh. You said "follow through."
Chazz wasn't amused. "Moron".
Chazz's brother 1: Listen Chazz, your brother and I have already taking control a politics and business. All we need now is for you to control dueling and we will control everything.
Chazz: Uh, dueling had jacked Shit to do with taking over the world guys.
Chazz's Brother 2: hmmm. He's right. Alright, well we don't need you anymore. Bye.
Chazz:...douchebags.
Chazz nodded. "I couldn't have said it better myself".
Caption: The Next Day
Narrator: The Next day... toolshed!
Director: ugh, someone give him the watermelon, please!
Narrator: Yes!
Chumley smirked. "Smart".
Crowler: Are you ready to duel, Bastion?
Bastion: No, I can't find my deck anywhere.
Alexis: Yeah, that was me. I heard from Syrus you want to duel with a clean deck. So I threw your cards out to the ocean to get them clean.
Zane was confused. "What"?
Crowler rubbed his eyes at the idiocy of that statement she made.
Even Jaden smacked himself at how ridiculous that logic was.
Alexis sighed. She got up without a word, walked to a corner and remained silent.
Nobody could blame her.
Bastion: Okay Alexis, I have three points to show that make absolutely no sense; Point one, when I said I wanted a "Clean Deck," I meant a new deck of new cards. Point 2, Why? Why the hell would you clean paper cards on water, and point three, even if you made points one and two somehow plausible, Why? oh God why would you clean them in the freakin ocean!
They all waited for a response.
(Both went silent *again*)
Alexis: heheh. You have a funny voice.
(Bastion takes off his jacket, revealing a green vest with six red pouches)
Bastion: AHHHH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
(Cues Explosion)
Alexis huffed. If only she could do that, it would be better than this.
Caption: After another trip to the hospital
Narrator: After another trip the hospital, toolshed.
Director Damn it!
Jaden: Okay, Bastion have you calm down now?
Bastion: Yes, I think I'll be fine. As long as Alexis doesn't say anything.
Syrus sighed. "If only".
Alexis: Hey, batter, batter-
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Alexis shouted. "THANK YOU"!
Alexis: Uuuuhh!
"Sheese Alexis. Aren't you taking this a little seriously"?
"When your other self tries to clean cards with ocean water, get back to me".
Chazz: Enough with the gay musicals! I summon Hell Bastard!
Hell Bastard: I'm Back! (Cries) And Still don't have a father!
(Hell Bastard kept Crying)
Chazz: oh Fine, you want company here. I summon Hell Bastard's Brothers!
Hell Bastard: Hey Bob.
Hell Bastard Bro. 1: Hey Jerry.
Hell Bastard bro. 2: Hey Jim. What's new?
Hell Bastard: Oh you know, the usual.
Both:(Crying) WE DON'T HAVE A FATHER!
Bastion: Hey Chazz, guess what?
Chazz: What?
Bastion: You're going to die!
Chazz: What?!
Chazz had the same reaction.
Bastion: (Laughing) I'm just kidding, but seriously though You are going to drown.
Chazz: REACTION SHOOOOooot! (Drowns)
Bastion: Water, water everywhere, bitch!
Crowler: Congratulation Bastion, you beat Chazz. that means you're going to be promoted to the Obelisk Blue Dorm!
Bastion: Re..really?
Crowler: Phhht. Fuckck No! (Laughs evilly)
Jaden sighed. "It's getting less funny, each time".
Crowler nodded. "Maybe, but it's still funny".
Bastion: You do realize that stuff gets really old.
Crowler: Yeah, well it's suck to be you!
Zane: ( shouting out of no where) Hey!
Jaden did laugh at this.
Bastion: Jaden, our duel is one that I look forward to. I know it's going to be life-changing experience.
Jaden: Oh you bet it will buddy, but be warned I'm gonna beat you to a pulp.
Bastion: Oh please, you can only try.
Jaden: Yeah, you just watch me pal I'm gonna wipe the floor with you.
Bastion: Yeah, well I'm going to smash your face in with the brick.
Jaden turned to Bastion. "That certainly turned dark quick".
The others nodded.
Jaden: Ha! ye- wait what?
Bastion: And then I'm going to set fire to your cards in the pagan ritual.
Crowler sweat dropped. This trash talk was getting stupider.
Jaden: What the hell, man?
Bastion: And then when we play a game of Monopoly I'll taken your turn while you go the bathroom.
Syrus turned to Jaden. "See! Not so great is it"?
"Aww, come on Syrus, that was two years ago, you aren't over that yet".
"I was only in the bathroom for a minute. You couldn't wait that long"!
Jaden: okay, dude you just had issues.
Ending Caption: The Song from High School Musical 2, I Don't Dance played.
Jaden, Syrus and Chazz joined in. And that annoyed Zane and Alexis.
Sorry about that delay. The next episode will be up quicker. Crowler is prescribe to wear glasses for 2 weeks. Shady is Currently recovering from the fractured coccyx. Remember Toolshed + Reaction Shot- WHHHHY Yes I am = Trap Card Formula. And High School Musical really really really sucks.
Chazz was furious. "IT DOES NOT"!
Zane shook his head. "It does".
Alexis agreed. "I used to love the movie and this song, but Atticus made us watch it every day. He took a great movie and ruined it for me"!
Zane crossed his arms. "I didn't like it the first time. Yet he insisted we watch it every day. Sometimes twice in one day".
Bastion: Then I'll going to rape your mother.
All talk of High School Musical 2 was abandoned by gasps. Alexis gave Bastion a slap.
He was not pleased. "It wasn't me! It was him"!
Jaden: okay, bro. that's-
Bastion: then I'm going to kick you dog.
Jaden: I... I don't even had a dog.
Bastion: Then I'm going to buy you a dog.
Jaden: Well, that's nice of you.
Bastion: then I'm going to kick it.
(Both went quite)
Jaden:... why the hell tha-
Bastion: And then I'm going to make you "High School Musical."
Zane gasped in horror.
Jaden: You wouldn't dare!
Alexis sighed. "That was a horrible episode. My other self-opened her mouth and I had to listen to references about High School Musical".
Chazz said each word at a time. "IT'S. A. GREAT. MOVIE"!
Chumley shrugged. "I never saw it".
Chazz fainted in horror.
Author's Note
I finally got the tenth chapter. Half way done.