"Last time on Total Drama United!" Chris began his narration as clips from the previous episode played. "We introduced our new cast! And by new, I mean we have some returning campers! 6 from each generation, are all here to win the million! Unfortunately for some of them, they've already started drama that they'll have to settle. Only 4 months outta jail, Duncan is back. And it's safe to say that he doesn't have too many fans. Sammy was hoping to finally have a vacation away from her sister, but it turns out that the months that she spent in a separate house was actually more of a vacation than this island is. Dave is back people. Booooo! We have our teams, we have our cast, and we have our challenges. And this time, someone will be sent home. Who's it gonna be? Find out right now! On Total! Drama! United!"
The intro song would begin playing.
On Camp Wawanakwa, a light would rise up from the ground, followed by one lowering down from the sky. A camera would pop out of the ground with a beaver on top of it. A second camera would pop out of a tree, knocking a squirrel out of it. A third camera would be attached to a drone, making a click sound as it turned on.
"Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine."
The shot would cut to a view of the dock of shame, exactly where the drone was. It would quickly zoom through the campgrounds where Chris and Chef were both relaxing in beach chairs with shades on. The camera heads up the 1000 foot cliff before crashing into the water.
"You guys are on my mind."
Lightning, Sky, and Priya would all three be under water, having a swimming contest. Unfortunately for the three of them, a shark would appear out of nowhere startling them. The moment the shark tried to attack, the three would all punch it right out of the ocean.
"You ask me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see."
The camera would follow the shark as it flew out of the water, before panning over to Scott and Dawn, who'd both be walking while giving glares to each other. Just then, the shark would land on the ground, startling Scott who would run away screaming, and worrying Dawn who would rush over to the probably deceased shark.
"I wanna be… famous!"
The camera would cut to Eva doing push-ups, before panning over to Axel managing to keep up the pace with Eva, as she did her own push-ups. The camera would then pan over to Brick trying to do a push-up, with Jo standing on his back. Brick's arms would eventually give out, and he'd faceplant into the floor.
"I wanna live close to the sun."
Duncan and Courtney would both be sitting in a dinghy boat, sharing a nasty look at each other before the boat would fall off the edge of the waterfall.
"Go pack your bags 'cause I've already won."
On the broken log under the waterfall, Harold would be doing karate poses similarly to season 1's intro. Courtney would fall down the waterfall, going past the log, meanwhile Duncan would land on it, and he'd grab onto Harold's shirt before throwing him half across the island.
"Everything to prove, nothing in my way."
Damien would be walking over to the outhouse confessional, but Harold would suddenly crash into it, bursting the door open. Damien would scream and run, before Lauren would chase after him.
"I'll get there one day."
The camera would pan into the mess hall, where Zee would be attempting to cook soup in a pot, however it would not look edible. Zee would open up a soda can, but before he could pour it into the soup, Chef would run up and throw him out.
"'Cause I wanna be… famous!"
Chef would look at what Zee cooked, with it clearly being gross, but he'd dump a small bit of it into a bowl, before putting it on the table where Bridgette had been sitting, and she would cringe at the disgusting meal that Chef was serving her.
"Na na na na na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na."
The camera cut to the beach, where Dave would be sitting down staring at his feet, as the camera panned over to Justin holding a mirror, Anne Maria spraying her hair, and Chase holding a vlog camera grinning as he recorded himself. The camera would then pan over to Topher whose hair would be looking like a mess. He'd be looking through a bag for a hairbrush, but he couldn't find one and he dropped the bag giving up. Fortunately for him, Sammy walked over and gave him her hairbrush, making Topher smile.
"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!"
As Sammy would offer Topher a hug, Amy would direct the camera to her direction as she stood on the dock of shame. Amy would look as if she were about to speak, when Max would show up and he'd push Amy off the dock and into the water.
"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!"
Max would let out an evil laugh right before Amy got out of the water, and then tackled Max off the dock. The camera panned up to the sun, before the shot would transition to when it had gotten dark outside, and the moon would be shining brightly. The camera panned down, showing Chef Hatchet with a grin on his face, and Chris McLean with a tray of marshmallows in his hands. Suddenly two spotlights would pop out of the ground flickering a light in Chris's face, making his drop the tray as he shielded his eyes.
Whistling notes.
The camera would zoom out showing all 24 campers whistling the final notes of the song, as they sat at the bonfire ceremony, with the original Camp Wawanakwa sign above them.
The shot opened to the day after the first challenge, and the shot would be focused on the two trailers, and it zoomed in on the boys trailer, before cutting to the inside of it showing that all of them were awake.
Damien would stretch his muscles and yawn as he did. "Dude, this is so much better than those terrible cabins! I actually got a decent night's rest."
"Yeah, I spent almost an entire season in them. And they are a lot easier to live in than those crappy cabins." Harold agreed.
"Certainly a lot better than what we had in Pahkitew Island." Dave mentioned.
"Nearly everything is a lot better than what y'all had in Pahkitew Island." Damien replied.
"Hey, Damien! I do not appreciate you bashing my season." Max bellowed. "Fore it had the most evil contestant ever!"
"And that's a pro in its favor?" Justin asked sarcastically.
"Of course it is! Evil is a pro in everythings favor!" Max claimed.
"Scarlett almost killed you, moron." Scott told him.
"What does she have to do with this conversation?" Max questioned.
Lightning would look at Max dumbfounded. "Uhh, when you mentioned the most evil-"
"I was referring to myself!" Max cut him off.
"You cannot be this dumb." Duncan said.
"Believe me, he can be." Topher responded.
"I don't like Max, but you're also not exactly the brightest." Harold quipped.
"Hey, I ain't that stupid." Topher defended himself.
"What's 70 X 2?" Harold asked a math question.
"72." Topher answered incorrectly.
Harold facepalmed, his hand sliding down his face slowly. "That math problem wasn't addition, it was multiplication."
"What's addition and multiplication?" Topher asks, and then everyone would sigh.
[Confessional Damien]
"I don't mind Topher. But he definitely has an ego." Damien speaks to the camera. "Someone needs to give that man an ego check."
[Confessionals End]
The camera would cut to the outside of the trailers and it'd pan over to the girls trailer, slowly zooming it.
Inside the girls trailer, Eva, Courtney, Amy, Anne Maria, Axel, and Lauren would all be in a shouting match. Meanwhile Jo, Sky, and Priya, were all nowhere to be seen. Bridgette and Sammy would watch the chaos unfold, and Dawn would be sitting on her bed in lotus position, not paying attention.
"I don't think we're gonna be stopping this anytime soon." Bridgette commented.
"Should we leave?" Sammy asked.
"Probably for the best that we do." Bridgette nodded before walking out of the trailer, soon followed by Sammy.
The shot would cut to Sky and Priya, who would both be racing each other with backpacks that were probably full of rocks strapped onto their backs.
The two of them would run from the campgrounds all the way to the dock of shame, where they'd pass Chris and Chef who were most likely discussing the next challenge.
The two would come across the 1000 foot hill, and they'd both look at each other before Priya spoke up. "Do you think you have what it takes? I'll have you know that I've taken a hike up this very mountain, and then back down it with someone else on my back."
"I'm always up for a challenge, Priya. So you're on!" Sky accepted her challenge.
The two of them ran up the hill, neck and neck with each other as they both had a confident smirk on their faces.
[Confessional Sky]
"As difficult as tough competition makes this game, I'm actually pretty glad that there's someone else on my level. Along with Lightning of course." Sky smiled. "Just imagine us in an alliance."
[Confessional Priya]
"When I first saw who I was up against I knew that this would be a difficult game." Priya pounded her fist into her hand. "Sky, Lightning, Jo, Eva, Axel. They're all going down!" Priya squealed with excitement. "Just imagine what it would be like if I managed to outplace all of these tough players! Well, apart from Axel. I've already outplaced her twice."
[Confessionals End]
Both Sky and Priya would continue running up the hill going as fast as they could. The two of them would ultimately make it to the top at the same time, the two of them tying in their race.
"Wow, you're pretty good. I can't think of the last time someone has ever tied with me in a race." Sky complimented Priya's skills. "Well, I suppose Shawn did beat me in the finale of Pahkitew Island."
"Well, it was by luck." Priya points out.
"Yeah, luck that I gave him." Sky lamented. "Oh well, I'll just win this season."
"You're gonna have to get through me first, you know?" Priya tells her.
"I'll manage. I've been through worse." Sky states.
"Well I suppose we'll just have to see what happens in the game." Priya would then look down the hill. "Time to just run our way back."
"Why run when we can jump off?" Sky pointed down at the sea.
"Y'know what. You're right." Priya said. "Let's jump!"
The two of them would run to the edge of the cliff before jumping off. The two of them would begin to free fall, and they'd drop down a good distance before Sky would realize something. "Uh, Priya. We're still wearing our backpacks."
Priya's eyes widened in realization. "Oh crap." The two of them would then land in the ocean, with both of them sinking because of how much weight they had on their back.
The camera would cut to Jo going on a morning jog through the forest, sweat pouring down her forehead as she sprinted.
[Confessional Jo]
"I don't know about you, but I think my team is near perfect. Of course there's your weaklings, you're bound to have them with this cast. But with my amazing leadership, the Loaded-Losers and Nuclear-Nutheads don't stand a chance!" Jo boasted.
[Confessionals End]
Brick would also be running through the forest, but in the opposite direction. He'd close his eyes and would increase his speed, and Jo would do the same. Once they reached the campgrounds, the two of them ran into each other, earning a laugh from the bird from All Stars that looked suspiciously like Scott.
Brick sat up rubbing his head. "Just did my morning 5K run. You?"
"8K." Jo replied smugly.
"I meant I did an 8K warm up, then a 5K at full sprint." Brick replied.
"My entire run was uphill." Jo bragged as she stood up.
Brick got up as well. "Uphill with my eyes shut!"
"I ran backwards with earplugs." Jo stated.
"Why earplugs?" Brick asked.
"Why were your eyes shut?" Jo fired back.
"Could you both keep it down?" A voice that sounded similar to Scott could be heard near the campgrounds, making Brick and Jo look around to find the farmer, but they didn't see him. "It's kinda difficult to relax with you two yapping." Jo looked over to see the bird that looked like Scott somehow speaking. The weird looking and sounding bird would then laugh, before Jo threw a rock at him, knocking the feathered animal off the tree he had perched himself on.
Jo dusted off her hands after committing her act of animal cruelty. "And say hi to momma bird for me, will ya?"
"So, I take it you have a lot of faith in me?" Brick questioned. "I mean, I don't really know why you'd pick me first otherwise."
"Look, if this is about you having some sort of random insecurities then you shouldn't count on me being a therapist." Jo tells him before she attempts to walk away.
Brick would watch as Jo started to leave. "Hey, all I'm saying is I'm just a bit shocked."
Jo would stop in her tracks, turning back over to Brick. "Listen here, Military-Brain. I picked you first, because you won me the previous challenge. And I trust you to not completely suck."
"That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Or anyone." Brick remarked. "I won't let you down Jo!"
"For your sake you better hope you don't." Jo would then continue to walk off. "I'll see ya when the challenge starts."
"Attention campers!"
"Which I guess would be now." Jo uttered, surprised the challenge came this soon.
"Your next challenge will start soon. And by soon, I mean in 5 minutes. So get ready." Chris says via speakers.
"Hope you're ready to give it your all. Because I will not accept failure!" Jo exhorted Brick.
"We may not get along. But for our team to be at full power, I will not let you down Jo!" Brick promises.
"Good. Maybe if you do good enough, I'll make you my second in command."
[Confessional Brick]
"If I can prove my worth to the team today, then Jo might make me her second in command. Which isn't necessarily a leader, but I'll take what I can get." Brick says. "Maybe once I get that position of power, I can slowly build my way into getting Jo eliminated. Though for now, the team does probably need her."
[Confessionals End]
The campers would all arrive at the dock of shame, but instead of being greeted by Chris they would be greeted by Chef wearing his military outfit.
"Welcome you punk-ass-kids! This is yo next challenge!" Chef greeted them.
"Oh no. This again." Bridgette worried as she remembered the first season's boot camp challenge.
"Let's get one thing straight here, maggots! I am in charge for today! And that means that you all will suffer!" Chef spoke into a megaphone.
"I look forward to it, sir!" Brick salutes.
"As you should, punching bag. You're very good at suffering!" Chef mocked the soldier before walking across the dock, and Harold would hide behind Lightning, remembering the time he got hit with Chef's stick.
"Stand straight!" Chef would hit Zee in the leg making him yelp, spitting out his soda and soaking his shirt and the floor.
"Arms down!" Chef whacked Scott's folded arms, and they'd immediately go down to his side.
"Eyes forward!" Chef lightly tapped Eva's face, and her eyes would move over to focus on the drill sergeant.
"Heads up!" Chef would hit Anne Maria in the head with the stick when she was spraying her hair with her hair spray, and all that would happen is the stick would break over the jersey shore rejects rock solid hair.
Chef would take Anne Maria's hair spray can. "Hey, gimme that back!" Anne Maria screamed at Chef, who would crush the can right in front of the tanned girl before throwing it in the ocean.
"I already hate this." Chase commented.
"What did you say!" Chef got in Chase's face, intimidating the internet star.
"Uhh, I just umm."
"Yo lazy parents might've raised a brainless kid by shoving a tablet in their hands, but contrary to popular belief I ain't a parent!" Chef claimed.
"Gee, I wonder why." Chase quipped.
"And you aren't either!" Chef hit Chase in the kiwi's with the now broken stick.
"OUCHIE!" Chase fell to the ground clutching his jewels.
Damien audibly gulped. "He's back to being how he was in season one."
"I know. It feels great to be given the green light to go all out!" Chef exclaimed.
Priya looked at Chef, shocked and confused. "Wait, so you mean you being nicer in our season-"
"It was a facade. I was contractually obligated to." Chef confirmed.
"Well now it all makes sense." Axel said.
"For your challenge, all 8 members of each team will be competing in 8 different tasks. Win a task, you win a point for your team." Chef explains. "And no, you are not allowed to know what these tasks are until I announce them. And once one team member has competed, they may no longer compete."
"We are not making it out of hell with this one." Bridgette says.
"And for yo first challenge, one member from each team will be lifting weights." Chef would gesture over to three weight benches.
"Do we get to choose who does these objectives?" Jo questioned.
"Yes, you in fact do." Chef nodded.
"Alright then. I elect Eva to do it." Priya states. "I don't think I need to explain my reasoning."
"You have no objections from me." Amy says.
Eva would walk over to the weight bench, with a proud smile. "I pride myself in being good at many things. But the thing I do best is lifting."
"I do it for my team." Axel walked over to the weight bench without even waiting for anyone else's opinion.
"Sha-dang! Lightning was about to volunteer!" Lightning pouted.
"Hey, we should probably save your athleticism for when we really need it." Sky tells him.
"Hm." Lightning hummed out as he put a finger to his chin in thought. "You're right. Lightning is the best player this team has."
[Confessional Bridgette]
"Did he just agree? With actual logic?" Bridgette said in disbelief. "Wow, our team really is good."
[Confessionals End]
"Okay, who here is strong enough to do this?" Justin asks the rest of his team.
"I suppose I could try." Anne Maria walked over to the weight bench.
"Alright. We got our three weight-lifters. Here's how this will work. All three of you will be holding up your barbells for as long as you can. Overtime, more and more weight will be applied to it by our interns. The last one who would have their barbell held up will win their team a point." Chef explained.
"Sounds simple enough." Anne Maria said.
The three ladies would all lift the barbells, and Chef would then turn to the rest of them. "And that isn't all, because right now there is something else that must also be done."
Three coffins would suddenly be launched out of the sea, and one of them almost crushed Scott who luckily got out of the way in time.
"What the hell! That could've crushed him!" Courtney yelled.
"Hey it wasn't me who did it. Just ask the shark." Chef told them.
"Uhh, maybe don't ask the sh-sh-sh-shark!" Scott stuttered.
Lauren would begin laughing as she clapped at the sight of the coffin, freaking everyone out.
"What you will need to do now is send one of your team members into these coffins." Chef informed them. "Choose wisely. Because the camper who stays in it the longest will win a point for their team."
"Oh! Oh! Please nominate me!" Lauren would raise her hand.
"Oh trust me, we were all planning on it." Damien assured her with an uneasy tone in his voice.
"Okay, so who's taking this one?" Harold asks.
"I'm not." Bridgette claimed.
"Lightning doesn't even think he will fit." Lightning justified why he wouldn't do the challenge.
"Hey guys, I'll do it." Zee volunteered. "It's just a coffin man, we're all gonna be in one of them someday."
"That doesn't make any of us feel better." Dave commented.
"I hate agreeing with Dave, but he's right." Sky remarked, much to Dave's dismay.
"There's a first time for everything." Amy commented before laughing, making Jo, Courtney, Duncan, Topher, Scott, and Lightning all laugh at Dave's expense, as the boy would hang his head down and sigh.
[Confessional Bridgette]
"Okay, I didn't watch Pahkitew Island. So I don't know exactly what happened in that season, but I just can't help but feel bad for him."
[Confessionals End]
"Guess I'll be inside the coffin." Duncan walked over to it. "Believe it or not I've actually never been in one of these before."
"Why would you ever willingly go into one?" Chase asked.
"Well I'm doing it right now aren't I?" Duncan pointed out.
"You make a fair point."
The three contestants got into the coffins, and then Chef slammed them shut. "And now we wait."
Time passed and seconds turned to minutes. And 15 minutes turned to 30 minutes, and now the interns would add extra weight to the barbells that the three women were holding up.
"Guys, I ain't sure I can take much more of this." Anne Maria told them.
"Then give up." Damien advised.
"What! Are you crazy!" Courtney scolded him.
"Courtney, be honest. Do you think Anne Maria is gonna beat Axel or Eva?" Damien questioned.
"Well, no." Courtney answers.
"If that's the case then Damien is right. There's no point in Anne Maria exhausting herself if she knows she can't win." Sammy told the bossy CIT.
"Ugh! Fine." Courtney conceded. "Anne Maria, you can quit now!"
"Oh thank god!" Anne Maria dropped the barbell.
"Anne Maria is out!" Chef announced. "She simply lacked the strength… BECAUSE SHE'S A WEAK LITTLE BABY!" Chef yelled into a megaphone. "Now, whichever one of Axel or Eva gives up next, will be deciding which team gets a point!"
Minutes later had passed, and Zee's coffin would open up. "Dudes, I'm so dehydrated." Zee got out of the coffin.
"Zee has stepped out of the coffin. His dehydration got the better of him." Chef declared. "That and he's a stupid, lazy, and probably airborne idiot!"
"Hey, I've been airborne a couple of times. Man, I was so high!" Zee says with a smile on his face.
"Oh trust me, we can tell." Anne Maria states as she was applying lipstick.
One hour had passed. And soon enough two of them passed as well, and Eva and Axel would still be holding the weights up, as the sun was shining directly on to two, to the point where they both had to clench their eyes shut as to not go blind.
"25 of us went into the jungle that night. Only 3 of us came back." Chef finished his story.
"Wasn't that just the same story you told back in the first season? Except with a different result?" Bridgette asked.
"No. It's a similar story! The jungle was a different, more dangerous jungle." Chef rushed to an explanation.
"I think he just exposed that his stories are completely fake." Bridgette said, angering the cook.
"Listen here! I will not tolerate you disrespecting your Master Chief! Now drop down and give me 20." Chef ordered.
Bridgette would sigh before dropping to the wooden surface of the dock, and beginning to do her 20 push ups.
"One! Surfer-Brat! Two! Surfer-Brat! Three! Surfer-Brat!" Chef began counting as the camera panned up to the sky, showing a time skip of 3 more hours.
Eva and Axel would both be sweating furiously, veins showing on both of their faces as they use all of their strength to hold up the now 350 pound barbell.
"Another hour has passed. Interns! Up the weight! In fact, double it! We're going for 700 pounds!"
"What?! 700! Are you kidding?" Courtney howled in worry.
"You'll know when I am." Chef replied coldly as multiple interns came by carrying the weights, with it taking many of them to even carry it over.
The interns would put the weights onto the barbells, and immediately Eva's arms would begin to tremble as she started to struggle with holding up the 700 pound weights.
Axel meanwhile would be beginning to lose feeling in her limbs, as her arms would start teetering, struggling to keep her grip on the heavy exercise equipment.
Eventually Axel would drop the barbell, and her arms fall to the side, completely exhausted.
"Eva, you have succeeded." Chef tells her. "And Axel, you fought hard… AND YOU LET YOUR TEAM DOWN!"
"Quiet." Axel groaned out.
Eva would use what was left of her strength to toss the barbell into the ocean, sitting up from the weight bench before cracking her back.
"You did great Eva. I knew I picked a good teammate." Jo complimented her.
"Now all we need to do is wait for Scary Girl or Duncan to get out of their coffin." Amy turns over to the two black coffins right beside the open coffin that Zee had been in earlier.
15 minutes passed afterwards, and those 15 minutes had been filled with Eva and Axel drenching themselves with water bottles, as well as a bit of talking from the other campers.
"Do any of you think that these idiots like these coffins?" Max began a conversation.
"I know for a fact that Scary Girl does." Priya says.
"Excellent." Max began rubbing his hands together. "I shall take this coffin with me, and whenever I take over the world this will be the coffin that Scary Girl shall reside in!" He would then let out an evil laugh.
"Hey, tiny idiot! Shut up!" Chef shouted.
"That is no way to speak to a master of evil!" Max told him.
"You wanna see something really evil?" Chef asked.
"Yes, I do." Max smirked.
"Drop down and give me 100." Chef demanded, and everyone would gasp.
"Y-You can't do that to me!" Max pointed a finger at Chef. "You are messing with the wrong evil master!"
"I won't ask you again. Drop down. And give. Me. 100!" Chef threatened the purple haired boy, who would wordlessly oblige and start the process of his 100 push ups.
Even more time passed, and Max would by now be laying face down on the dock, in a pool of his own sweat.
"How much longer is this gonna take? My feet are killing me." Amy complained.
"They've lasted way longer than any normal person ever would." Dawn stated.
"Well Scary Girl ain't normal." Damien mentioned. "She'll go ballistic any time someone offers her a skull."
Chase would then get an idea right then and there as a grin formed on his face. "Hey Scary Girl! I've got a box of skulls right here, and I'm willing to give them to you!"
The coffin door would suddenly be punched open, as Lauren would sit up. "Where!"
"Duncan has earned his team a point!" Chef declared.
"Yes! Two on the board already!" Brick cheered.
"That's stupid." Topher pouts.
"Hey, you're the one who picked the weak team." Jo taunts him.
Lauren would walk up to Chase. "Where's my skulls you promised me?"
"O-Oh uhh." Chase rubbed the back of his head. "It's… It's… Uhh."
"He's made his bed, and now he's about to die in it." Amy remarked.
"It's… At my house! I can get them after I win the million dollars!" Chase made his excuse.
"You better. Or I will make you pay!" Lauren threatened him before walking back over to her team.
[Confessional Chase]
"Considering she knows where my entire cast lives, I actually believe her." Chase gulped. "I better buy those skulls when I get home."
[Confessionals End]
Duncan got out of the coffin and walked back over to his team. "That wasn't so bad actually. I could do it again if I wanted to."
"That's weird." Chase tells him.
"Everyone follow me! It's time for the next part of the challenge!" Chef would march off and the rest of the campers would follow him.
Cut to the amphitheater, where Chef would be standing on the stage, while the campers would all be on the bleachers. In front of the bleachers, would be a small table where Chris sat in a chair.
"In this part of the challenge, one member of each team will be giving me and Chris a speech on why your team is the best!" Chef explained. "Whichever team's speech we believe is the best one, is the team that will be awarded a point in this round!"
"Wait, so me, Axel and Eva got a grueling physical challenge, while whoever gets this one just has to talk a bit!" Anne Maria expressed her complaints.
"Yes, Anne Maria. Yes. Do you have a problem with that?" Chef asks.
"Yeah, kind of."
"Then drop down and give me 20!"
"Ugh!" Anne Maria threw her hair spray at Chef, and it hit him in the face, breaking the sunglasses that he had on.
Everyone gasped including Chris, as Chef's eyes filled with pure rage and a vein started throbbing on his forehead.
"Uh-Oh." Anne Maria utters in concern.
"SHARK!" Chef yelled out and everyone would watch Fang arrive in fear, with Scott's face specifically going completely pale.
"Uhh, bye!" Anne Maria ran off screaming as Fang would chase her.
"Boy, I'm glad that for once it isn't me." Scott laughed awkwardly.
"Of course you do." Dawn sighed.
"Okay, who are we sending up to do a speech?" Duncan questioned.
"I can do it. I'm a vlog star! I am practically made for this challenge!" Chase gloated.
"Well we've got nothing better. I'd say send him up." Priya said.
"Alright guys, I think I should have this one in the bag." Justin claimed. "I'll be the one going up."
"That sounds fine with me." Sammy turned to the rest of her team. "What about you guys?"
"I'd say it's fine to send him up." Topher agreed.
"You aren't hearing any complaints from me." Courtney told them.
"Okay guys, who are we sending up?" Sky began the discussion. "Me and Lightning are too athletic to be wasted on an objective like this one."
"And Lightning's too stupid to make a good speech." Axel added.
"I think you should do it Bridgette." Dawn suggested. "With you not having much personal bias towards anyone, and thinking very highly of the entire team, I think you'd be perfect."
"I could give it a shot." Bridgette states.
"Go ahead. You're the best we've got for this one I'd say." Dave tells her.
"Thanks Dave." Bridgette smiled.
"The three teams have chosen their participants! Chase, we're starting with you!" Chef walked off the stage, allowing Chase to walk on the stage.
"Yo, yo, yo! It's ya boy Chase!"
"Yo, yo, yo. Get a move on!" Chris said.
"Here is the reason why the Bloody Katanas is the best team on this island!" Chase begins. "Their team has me on it! That is all."
Crickets could be heard chirping, as the rest of the cast sat there either bored, annoyed, or in disbelief that Chase was this stupid.
A paintball would be fired at Chase and it hit him in the arm. "Ow! Dude!"
Chris and Chef would start firing non-stop at Chase, littering him with paintballs. The vlog-star would run off the stage, and he'd fall face first onto the ground.
"Way to wreck our winning streak, Chasing-Fame." Jo complained. "Had I known you would've been this terrible, I probably would've sent Max up there!"
"Of course the speech that I would've given is that this team is the most EVIL! Which I don't think is a winning speech." Max states.
"Anyways, next up is Justin. It can't be worse than Chase's speech." Chris said.
Justin would walk up on stage. "Everyone. My team is the best, and while it may look the worst on the outside, it's actually the greatest. Because while most of us are just a bunch of rejects that no one wanted, we are scrappy! We are the underdogs here! And we will triumph over adversity! And win!"
"Did you just admit that your team sucks?" Chef asks. "You said that you're the underdogs, so in other words they're underestimated because they aren't as good as the other ones."
Justin would scowl at Chef, offended. "Listen here-"
"No, you listen here." Chef interrupted him. "Your speech wasn't terrible, but if Bridgette's is any good, then you can tell the rest of the Loaded Rifles to kiss their point goodbye!"
Justin grunted in frustration before walking off the stage.
"Well, next up is Bridgette. This one will decide which team gets the point." Chris declared.
Bridgette walked up on stage. "Hey guys. So, as you all know my team was constructed by Axel. A very strong player, and her first three picks were three other very strong players. And while it may end there, I still believe that every teammate here is valuable. The Bloody Katanas have a bunch of fire power, but they're gonna destroy each other. I mean seriously, our team is called 'Nuclear Missiles', but I think there's a different team that should be given that name. It's a miracle that they haven't blown up already."
"You wanna come down here and say that?" Eva clenched her fist, staring at Bridgette.
Bridgette would look away from Eva, trying not to make eye contact with her. "And I don't mind the Rifles, but they are kind of lacking very strong players with two or three exceptions. Meanwhile I think the Nuclear Missiles is a team that has a great mix of both strong players, and people who will make the team stable. And I think that all 8 members of this team are great for it. Even if some of them are less valued than others."
Bridgette would finish her speech, and it took a few seconds for her words to really sink in. However everyone would begin clapping, including the ones who have a reputation for not being the nicest people.
"That was beautiful!" Chef wiped a tear from his eye. "The Nuclear Missiles get a point!"
All members of the Missiles cheer, while the Katanas would all sit there not being too annoyed since they still had two points, however the Rifles would all look worried.
[Confessional Topher]
"It's been three parts, and we've not won a single section of this challenge." Topher looked to the ground and sighed. "This is bad."
[Confessionals End]
"Now that the speeches are all done, follow me it's time for your next portion!" Chef claimed.
"What about Anne Maria?" Courtney asked.
"Oh don't worry about her." Chef started walking to the next area and the rest of the campers followed him.
As the campers would follow Chef, Sammy would take her time to speak to a saddened Topher. "Hey, is something wrong Topher?"
"Of course something is wrong. We've not won a single part of this challenge. And there's only 5 left." Topher laments. "I was the one who picked this team, and Justin even called us weak."
"Hey, you did great choosing your team. Remember Damien and Courtney are still available. And if three of us wins one of these rounds, then we'll be guaranteed safety." Sammy tells him.
Topher thought about it for a few seconds. "You're right. But how will we be able to do it?"
"Why don't we ask Courtney?" Sammy suggested.
"Good idea." Topher nodded. "We'll bring this up the next time we need to choose someone for a part in the challenge."
All of the campers came to a stop when they saw three 800 feet wooden poles, with three mats in front of each of the poles, all three of them covered by blankets one of which was more lumpy than the two.
"You remember episode one where I said I didn't have a pole for Bridgette to kiss?" Chris recalled. "Seems like I lied."
"Get bent Chris." Bridgette shoved her hands into her pockets.
"The goal of this challenge is simple." Chef who noticeably had his sunglasses back, held up a backpack. "In this backpack is a dodge ball."
"Well thank god Noah isn't here." Justin quipped.
"Your objective is to climb that pole with the dodgeball, and then drop it off the pole." Chef explained.
"Climbing that gigantic thing, and then just dropping off a ball? Meh, it shouldn't be too hard." Scott shrugged.
"And that's exactly why there's a twist." Chef would yank the blanket off of one of the mats revealing Anne Maria tied up. "Because you can't just drop that thing anywhere, you need to drop it on one of your team mates."
"You get me out of these ropes right now!" Anne Maria demanded.
"Bridgette, Duncan, you are both being tied up here." Chef stated.
"Heck no I'm not!" Duncan claimed.
The shot would cut to a few minutes later when Duncan and Bridgette were both tied up similarly to Anne Maria.
"Looks like it's heck yes you are." Anne Maria japed.
"Teams, choose who's climbing." Chef orders.
"I-" Jo began.
"Brick you're up!" Priya cut her off.
"I-I am?" Brick asked, shocked.
"Brick you're going up there, and you're gonna climb that damn pole." Priya ordered. "Do I make myself clear?"
"Sir, yes sir!" Brick salutes her, much to Jo's disdain.
[Confessional Jo]
"Seriously? She's trying to take my spotlight!"
[Confessionals End]
"Okay, let's get one thing clear before we choose who goes. We only need to win 3 of these in order to guarantee that we won't be sending someone home this episode." Sammy brings up.
"That's a good point." Courtney said thinking about it. "Then that means that we should put a bit more thought into who we send in. If someone is good at a certain thing but not much else, then we need to throw them in a challenge where they have a chance."
"I've climbed plenty of things back at the farm. I could probably do this pretty easily." Scott claimed.
"Alright. Good luck Scott." Courtney smiled, however Scott would immediately turn away from Courtney crossing his arms.
"Sorry Bridgette, but I think I'll be doing this for my team." Harold says.
"Hey, it's fine Harold. No hard feelings." Bridgette tells him.
"We've got our three participants." Chef would toss the three of them a backpack each. "Start climbing maggots! The interns will watch other you. The rest of y'all may come with me! There's another part of this challenge that we must do!"
Chef would march onwards and he'd once again be followed by the rest of the campers.
"This is horse shit." Anne Maria swore.
Scott chuckled before he started to climb the pole. "Just gonna let you know Anne Maria, I'm not gonna feel too sorry for you."
"Eat dirt, Scott."
Harold would look up at the pole and he'd start monologuing. "It is here where I shall reach my destiny! Fore on top of this pole lies victory!" Harold would speak as Brick would start climbing before him. "And here is where Harold will become Harold-The-Great! As he will nobally persevere through this dangerous obstacle that has stumped many before! And he-"
"What are you doing?" Duncan questioned.
"Hey! I'm trying to narrate my story!"
"No offense Harold, but Brick and Scott are ahead of you." Bridgette told him.
"Oh. Right." Harold cleared his throat before he began climbing the pole. "It is here where Harold started to climb. He was faced with adversity, but he didn't mind. The countless times he had been on a grind. Has proved really helpful, you shall find."
Harold would continue with his narration, as he climbed further, soon enough the three tied to the ground wouldn't be able to hear him anymore.
"Guess it's just you two and me, huh?" Duncan turned his head over to the two girls.
Chef would arrive with the rest of the campers, and there would be three different tight-ropes set up.
"The next part of your challenge is a tight-rope walk!" Chef announced.
"That's it?" Max asked.
"With me and Chris shooting you with paintball guns." Chef would hold up the specific gun that he was talking about.
"I'll volunteer for it." Priya states.
"Go ahead, the floor's yours." Jo deadpanned.
"I think It'll be best if I go next. I have great balance." Sky suggests.
"Sounds good to me." Zee says. "Here's a tip, just think that you're eating a bag of delicious food. And then you'll be relaxed."
Sky would stay silent in confusion, before managing to draw out a "Okaaay…"
"Well, out of the four people here I don't know if anyone here is really all that athletic." Courtney states. "Sammy, you've done cheerleading right?"
"Yeah. I don't anymore though. The only reason why I did it in the first place is because Amy forced me to do it." Sammy tells her.
"Well, do you at least have good enough balance?" Courtney asks.
"I don't think it's nearly at the level as Sky or Priya's. But I can try." Sammy says. "Maybe I'll get lucky."
"Well if it's luck that we'll have to rely on, then let's hope it doesn't cause us to lose." Damien commented.
Bridgette, Duncan, and Anne Maria would all three still be tied down to the dirt.
"This day is the worst! I haven't used any hairspray in hours!" Anne Maria pouts.
"That is so worth crying over." Duncan rolled his eyes.
"Says the man who complained about being seen as 'a good guy' as if that side of you wasn't always a thing." Anne Maria fired back.
"Look I was stressed alright!" Duncan shouted. "Just don't bring it up!"
"Fine." Anne Maria backed off.
The three of them would all go back into silence, just waiting to see a dodgeball potentially hit them.
A drone camera would zoom upwards and it'd show Brick and Scott being neck and neck with each other, the two of them similarly trying to avoid conversation.
However as the minutes passed by, with nothing going on, Brick decided that he'd finally begin speaking. "I watched Total Drama All Stars you know."
"Oh, fantastic." Scott deadpanned, clearly not wanting to think about his time on the season.
"I don't like you that much. It shouldn't be too difficult to understand why." Brick said, remembering everything Scott did in season 4.
"There could be multiple reasons." Scott mentioned. "I came onto the show to win. And that's what I had planned on both times. Of course it didn't end too well for me either time."
"What happened after both seasons?" Brick interrogated him.
"And why do you want to know?" Scott asked.
"I was only trying to start up a conversation." Brick tells him.
Scott's eyes narrowed in anger as he glared at Brick. "Listen up cadet. If you want to make small talk with Ol'-Scotty, then why don't you tell me what happened to you after season 4."
"Well as you probably already know, I went to fashion school. And there I was made fun of… A lot." Brick admitted shamefully. "After it was known that I was afraid of the dark, it was never the same for me."
"No crap it wasn't. Why would anyone think highly of you when you wet yourself just because you're allergic to pitch black." Scott mocked him.
"Well aside from me being bullied, I didn't do too badly after Total Drama." Brick told him.
"That's so neat. I didn't learn a damn thing." Scott said sarcastically.
"I could go into more detail if you'd like." Brick offered, making Scott roll his eyes.
Back with Chef and the rest of the campers, Sammy, Sky, and Priya would all get on the tightropes.
"Alright idiots! Get ready to try and avoid these things!" Chef aimed the paintball gun. "On your marks! Get set!" Chef would then attempt to shoot at Sky who would easily dodge.
Chris began shooting his paintball gun, and Priya as well as Sky would be dodging every shot. A paintball would fly Sammy's way, and Sammy would duck underneath it, teetering as she was starting to lose her balance. Thankfully Sammy saved herself from falling. Another paintball flew her way, and she backed away from the shot, before getting hit with one in the arm. "Ow!" Sammy squealed in pain as she clutched at the place the paintball hit her.
"Don't focus on the pain! Just focus on not getting hit anymore!" Courtney advised her.
Sky would be doing impressive flips to dodge the paintballs, showing off her athletic abilities to the rest of them.
"Wow. She's really good." Lightning says, really impressed. "I'm glad that she's on the Lightning's team!"
"What can I say? I'm good at what I do." Axel boasts about being the one to create this team.
Priya would also begin showing off by doing many impressive dodges. "You think you're the only one who's able to be cool while being shot at by paintballs on a tight-rope?"
"That's an oddly specific sentence." Zee says.
"That's because it's an oddly specific situation." Dawn tells him.
The three girls would continue to dodge, with Sammy still being hit by paintballs, but she'd hang in there, determined to not lose.
[Confessional Sammy]
"I can't lose this one. We need three wins in order to stay alive in this game. And I am hopeful that I will be one of those three winners! Because if I can't show my worth to the team, then I'll just be voted out early again."
[Confessionals End]
The sequence of shooting would continue, and Amy would get increasingly annoyed at watching Sammy stay alive in the challenge.
"Two of you have excellent skills! One of you is puny! And I don't know how they haven't been knocked off yet." Chef chastises Sammy.
"Well maybe you're just a bad shot!" Priya taunted Chef.
"Drop down and give me 40!"
"I am not falling for that." Priya smirked.
"Eh, worth a shot." Chef would shoot at Priya who'd dodge, making the paintball hit Sammy in the hand.
"That wasn't who I was aiming for." Chef would then shrug and go back to shooting.
Amy would grit her teeth in anger. "This has gone on for too long."
"Calm your jets, Terror-Twin. This won't go on forever." Jo scolds her.
Amy would shove past Jo and she'd take Chris's paintball gun from him. Amy would then shoot at Sammy, and it'd hit her in the eye.
"Hey! That's cheating!" Courtney yelled.
Chef would then shoot Sammy in the face, and she would fall off the tight-rope. "Amy, give Chris the gun back."
"Sure." Amy tossed it back to him, walking back over to her team as she did. "I was done with it anyways."
Sammy sat up, holding a hand over her eye. "Ow…"
"Are you alright?" Damien and Topher would both walk over to her.
"I hope she Isn't." Lauren says, making Courtney and Justin glare at her.
Sammy stood up. "I'll hopefully be fine."
"That shot you took looked nasty. I wouldn't be surprised if your eye would be swollen shut tomorrow." Justin stated.
[Confessional Sammy]
She would still be covering her eye as she angrily spoke to the camera. "Seriously? Why does Amy do this? I've not seen her in months, and everything was fine but now she's here! And nothing is fine!"
[Confessional Amy]
Amy would dust her hands off with an evil grin on her face. "One eye, with one paintball. I'd say that's a job well done."
[Confessional Sammy]
"I think I got a bit too angry in that last confessional. Sorry."
[Confessionals End]
Back with the three tied on the ground, Bridgette would begin speaking once more. "Duncan."
"What?"
"You said you didn't want to speak about what happened in All Stars. Why is that? We all saw what happened, there's nothing you could hide from us if it's on TV." Bridgette points out.
"Don't even try gettin' him to talk." Anne Maria grumbled in annoyance. "He's a lost cause."
"Look, Total Drama All Stars was not my proudest season." Duncan states.
"Why did you blow up Chris's mansion? You knew it wouldn't have ended well."
"I wasn't thinking." Duncan answered. "I was stressed. I acted out of instinct. And my instincts were practically my own poison."
"What even happened there?" Bridgette asked. "What was that entire 'ugh, I'm a bad boy' thing?"
"Do you not know who I am?" Duncan questioned. "I am the bad boy. I'm not to be messed with!"
"Please. We've all seen your soft side before." Bridgette said, making Duncan grit his teeth. "If it was really you just being ashamed, then you went to jail for no reason."
"Oh I went to jail for a reason alright!" Duncan snapped. "It's where I belong! They should've never let me out. But y'know as far as I'm concerned, my life at this point is just prison after prison. And that's good! I like the stressful lifestyle that I've chosen. So quit trying to be my therapist."
Bridgette would sigh before looking the other way, away from Duncan. "You'll never change."
"I don't need to."
"But you did." Bridgette insisted. "After the Courtney situation, you really needed to."
"After all these years that still gets brought up huh?" Duncan said, seeming to not be very surprised. "They're all still mad at it huh?"
"I'm not mad." Bridgette told Duncan, making him turn his gaze into her direction. "I'm just disappointed. Because after season 3, I thought you would've learned from your mistakes. But all you ever did was make more mistakes."
Duncan wouldn't respond to Bridgette's statement, and he would turn his head, looking away from Bridgette. "Was all of it my fault?"
"No." Bridgette said, but didn't further elaborate. Duncan would stay silent for a good few seconds before heaving out a sigh.
[Confessional Anne Maria]
"Jeez. That got real deep real quick."
[Confessionals End]
Back with Scott and Brick who were still climbing the pole, like they had been doing for minutes now.
"We've still got a lot more to climb." Brick observed. "And I have gotta take the win."
"Yeah, good luck with that." Scott rolled his eyes.
Brick would suddenly begin climbing faster, much to Scott's surprise. "Oh come on!" Scott would attempt to climb faster just like Brick was, but he'd lose his grip and he would slip down the pole.
The farmer would panic as he started falling, but luckily for him he regained his grip meaning so that he didn't lose too much ground. "Phew. That was close."
"The path was exhausting. And it featured a lot of climbing. But Harold still kept fighting, for he will never ever give up." Harold kept monologuing.
"Are you narrating the challenge?" Scott questioned.
"Yes, and I'm doing a good job aren't you?" Harold asked an unamused Scott.
"No." Scott would then punch Harold, making him fall off. "Oops. My bad." The farm boy would snicker before resuming his journey up the pole.
Back on the ground, the three could see Harold falling from the sky.
"Heh, looks like the prince found out that the princess was in another castle." Duncan quipped.
Harold hit the ground with a thud, and his limbs would be all mangled and dislocated. "I'm okay." The geek would twist his arm back into place, making him scream in pain.
"Try your legs first, dweeb. Get up and fix the rest that way." Duncan advised.
Harold wouldn't listen to Duncan and he'd instead slowly twist his limbs back into place with multiple painful screams.
"Moron." Duncan uttered.
Harold stood up before clearing his throat. "Unfortunately, Harold could not finish his task at hand. But that didn't matter to him." Harold narrated before he untied Bridgette. "The prince would untie the princess, saving not what he needed to save, but what he wanted to save. And now the princess confesses that she has always loved the prince. And-"
"Can you stop the roleplaying?" Bridgette requested.
"Sorry. I got a little too into it." Harold says.
"A little?" Duncan repeated.
Back up top, Brick would make it up before Scott did. "Now's my chance. This will show that I deserved to be the first choice for the Katanas!" Brick would take out the dodgeball. "Sorry Duncan. But I've got a point to win." Suddenly the dodgeball would be taken out of Brick's hands. He would look over, seeing that the thief in question was none other than Scott. "You give me that back!"
Scott would answer Brick by throwing the dodgeball at his face, making him get knocked off the pole. "Bye Brick!" Scott would take his dodgeball out of the backpack. "Now. Three… Two… One…" Scott would throw the ball hoping he aimed at the right place.
Back down at the ground, Brick's screams could be heard as he was crashing down.
"God damnit." Duncan said before Brick unfortunately landed on top of the delinquent crushing him.
"Damn. That looked rough!" Anne Maria chuckled.
"I can taste my ribs." Duncan murmured out in pain.
"Do they taste good?" Anne Maria laughed before she saw a dodgeball coming down towards her. "Oh no."
The camera would cut to Harold and Bridgette as it could be heard that the dodgeball hit Anne Maria, and her cries of agony could be heard along with it.
The tight-rope section would continue as Sky would now just be focussing on dodging while Priya would be focussing on showing off.
Duncan, Bridgette, Scott, Brick, and Harold would all arrive at the area, seeing the two on the tight-rope.
"Wow, so that's happening now." Scott observes.
"You better win Priya!" Duncan shouted to her.
Axel would get an idea seeing the situation that Priya was in. "Hey Priya! You might wanna look out!"
"Nice try Axel, but I'm not falling for that." Priya says.
"Worth a shot. But seriously, you might wanna look behind you."
Just then Priya got shot in the back of the knee, making her lose her balance and falling off.
"Sky has earned the Nuclear Missiles a point!" Chef announced.
[Confessional Axel]
"People never fall for the 'look behind you' trick. So I decided to turn it on it's head, and distracted Priya with it." Axel smirked. "It's like poetry, it rhymes… I am now realizing that line made absolutely no sense."
[Confessionals End]
"I have been informed by the interns that Scott was the one who threw the dodgeball at Anne Maria." Chef announced. "Speaking of where is she?"
"In the infirmary, sir!" Brick answered.
"Oh, neat." Chef brushed it off. "Anyways, the score is now 2 for the Katanas. 2 for the Missiles. And 1 for the Rifles."
"And how many are there left?" Dave asked.
"Three." Chef answered. "And you're about to follow me in order to complete those three. MARCH! LEFT! LEFT! LEFT RIGHT LEFT! I know captain green! Someone pissed in his caffeine! I know captain black! Someone shit in his backpack!"
"What the hell is he doing?" Duncan asked as Chef sang the song in the background.
"I don't know, and I hate it." Jo said.
"I know captain red! Someone screwed his mom in his bed!" Chef would come to a stop at a large building, as well as three desks with buzzers in the background. "Welcome to the area of your next two obstacles. The first one is this here building. The rules are simple, in this building there are multiple dangerous traps. Three unlucky campers will be put into this dangerous building littered with things that want them dead, and they will stay in it for as long as possible. If you go out of the building, then you forfeit the challenge. Understand? Good. Don't understand? I don't care! Now get to choosing!"
"I'm going in!" Jo claims. "Priya, for the next two tasks you are the one in charge."
"You made the right choice. As I've already proven to be good at this." Priya claimed.
[Confessional Priya]
"Wow. She's actually accepting me as a leader. Maybe I'll get to control this team after all!"
[Confessional Jo]
"If she wants to lead this team, then I'll let her. Let's see what happens. Spoiler alert, we're gonna fail like we've already been doing."
[Confessionals End]
"Okay everyone, I'm gonna be doing this one. Just remember for the next two portions of this challenge what I said." Courtney tells them.
"Don't worry, we remember it well." Justin claimed.
"Good."
"Okay. Judging by what else is around here, it looks like the next round will be trivia. Dawn, do you think you could do that?" Sky asked.
"If the trivia is about what I think it will be about, then I can try." Dawn said.
"Alright then. Dave goes in the building." Sky decides.
"What?" Dave utters in worry.
"If I'm right about there being an obstacle course challenge, then we need to save Lightning for the last one." Sky justifies. "And Dawn can read aura's, so she'd probably be more useful for the trivia."
"That's bullshit! You and I both know that the only reason you're sending me into that place is because you just have a grudge against me!" Dave accuses her.
"Dave, my grudge is merely my motivation for why I wanted to choose you. The reason I gave is my justification, for why it's the correct choice." Sky told him. "Get in the building! And win us a point!"
[Confessional Dave]
"Okay, yeah. I did a few wrong things back in Pahkitew Island. Well, okay. A lot of very wrong things. But do I seriously deserve this treatment?!"
[Confessionals End]
Chef would shove Jo, Courtney, and Dave into the building and then he slammed the door shut. "There we go. I'd say let's see how things happen, but we've got another task to do."
Bridgette would turn over to Sky, shooting her a displeased look. "Don't you think you were a bit harsh?"
"Don't insert yourself into this." Sky told her nicely. "I don't mind you Bridgette. But you weren't there. And you don't know what I went through because of him!"
"You may be right. But he doesn't seem like a bad guy." Bridgette argues.
"YOU TWO BE QUIET!" Chef yelled into a megaphone. "Now, for the next part of the challenge you must choose one team member to answer trivia questions. You will only need to answer one of them to earn your team a point. The rules are simple, we say the questions, you buzz in, yada-yada. All that nonsense. Also, I should mention that these trivia questions are specifically Total Drama trivia questions."
"Of course. Because there's nothing that Chris likes more than talking about his own show." Duncan deadpanned.
Priya looked at the two left. "Well between Max and Amy, I guess we send Amy up there."
"You suck!" Max shouted.
"Well Max is stupid, so I don't have any complaints with that plan." Duncan added.
"I'll do it for my team." Dawn stepped up.
"Since I recently watched every season of Total Drama. I've got this!" Damien claimed.
"I'm sure you will do very great!" Lauren encouraged him.
"If there is anyone I didn't want to be complimented by, it's you." Damien said before walking up to one of the desks with the buzzer.
Inside the trap filled building, Dave, Jo, and Courtney would both be standing around, with surprisingly no traps getting set off.
Courtney scanned the area, looking for anything that could resemble a trap. "For a place that was supposedly littered with dangerous traps, there hasn't been a single one set off so far."
"Are you trying to jinx us?" Dave asked.
"I am not going to-" Suddenly a spring loaded board would launch Courtney at the roof, and she'd hit it hard.
"Well look who's wrong." Jo spat before a cage of crabs fell from the ceiling, the cage breaking open, making all the crabs jump up at Jo and start attacking her.
Dave would be backing away, and suddenly a heavy bag would nearly fall on top of him, luckily Dave would move, but another bag would fall in front of him, making him back up and trip over the bag behind him. Finally, a third heavy bag would fall from the ceiling, and this time it'd hit Dave in the chest, knocking the breath out of him.
"Errors have been made." Courtney grunts out.
"First question!" Chris would begin. "Name all the Total Drama contestants who have quit the game."
Damien would buzz in first, confident in knowing the answer. "DJ, Duncan, Harold, and Anne Maria."
"Your answer is… Incorrect!" A 'fail buzzer' sound effect played. "You forgot about Ripper in y'alls second season."
"Boy, we all wish we could." Axel commented.
"Second question. Who was eliminated in the episode 'This Is The Pits'?" Chef asked.
"Do you think we pay attention to the episode names?" Amy said sarcastically.
"No. That's why I asked." Chef answered.
"I ain't buzzing in." Damien claimed.
"I haven't a clue what season this episode name even stems from." Dawn comments.
The 'fail buzzer' once again sounded off. "No one answered. Meaning that all three of y'all failed this question!" Chef said to the not so happy campers. "The correct answer was… No one! It's the episode where Sky and Max swapped places."
"Oh… That one." Sky grimaced at the memory.
"I swear your show makes no sense. Why did anyone ever think that Scarlett could've ever been in love with me?" Max questioned.
"Max, didn't you think Scarlett was in love with you?" Sammy pointed out.
"I have no clue what you're talking about! Scarlett is a heartless monster! I am a man of science!"
"No the heck you aren't." Harold remarked.
"Of course I am! I am evil! Therefore my science knowledge is amazing!" Max claimed.
"Gosh! Science isn't evil!" Harold yelled, angry that Max would insult science. "Solar energy and penicillin would like a word!"
"What about the atom bomb?"
"You win." Harold immediately gives up.
Back with the three in the building, multiple objects would be scattered across the floor after many traps had been set off.
"How long have we been in here?" Jo asked, panting as she was out of breath.
"Only 7 minutes." Dave answered.
"Seriously! Jesus, this is grueling." Jo commented, wiping sweat off her forehead.
"And I am so hungry." Courtney said as her stomach could be heard growling.
"Yeah, so am I." Dave told her.
"The difference between you and me is that I didn't eat breakfast!" Courtney replied.
"Why?" Dave questioned her poor decision.
"I- … I don't know." Courtney says.
"Wow, congratulations. You made bad choices, Crap-ney." Jo mocked her.
"Shut it Jo! You're always so smug, but that attitude isn't gonna get you very far!" Courtney claimed.
"My attitude is just fine. I am the leader that my team needs!" Jo fired back. "You are just a bossy know-it-all, who lacks foresight."
"Says the woman who lacked the foresight to see that voting off Lightning was going to come back to bite you!" Courtney argued.
"What the heck is that thing behind you?" Dave pointed at something behind Courtney.
"What? Is it a ghost of something?" Courtney would turn around and she'd see a floating ham. "Okay, it is a ghost."
"I guess it heard that you were hungry." Jo said, confusing Courtney even more.
"Well, normally I wouldn't take some weird floating ham. But I am starving." Courtney would grab onto the ham, and it would immediately begin moving on its own, slamming Courtney against the walls, and the ceiling.
[Confessional Dave]
"So not only is this a building littered with booby traps, but it's also haunted." Dave crossed his arms. "I thought Chris was gonna make the challenges easier."
Suddenly a speaker would turn on in the confessional. "Uhh, I said they'd be less deadly. I didn't say anything about them being easier, or completely injury free. Or curse free." He'd then give a snarky laugh as the speaker turned off.
[Confessionals End]
The ham would stop levitating, and Courtney would hit the ground letting go of the ham as she whimpered a pained groan.
Jo picked the ham up off the floor, seeing that it was no longer a part of the trap. "Thanks for biting the bullet so we could take a bite." She'd laugh before walking over to Dave. "You want some?"
"Uh, sure. Thanks." Dave thanked her with a smile.
[Confessional Jo]
"I don't really care that much about Dave, but pretty much everyone has been bullying him. So I don't really think I need to do that. He's suffered enough." Jo says.
[Confessionals End]
"Question number… I forgot what we were at!" Chris said after multiple questioned had been asked, and no one would be able to answer.
"You've been giving us impossible questions! Like 'Name every contestant who's birthday is in january.' our birthdays are never said on the fan websites!" Damien criticized the unfairness of this trivia game.
"What? Nah, we'd never give y'all impossible questions." Chris then looked at the card in his hand. "What is Chef's favorite thing to cook?"
"You just gave us an impossible one!" Amy bellowed, angry and annoyed.
Dawn would buzz in. "Really gross things to feed to us?" The buzzing sound would play, indicating that Dawn was incorrect. "Oh."
"Chef, what is your favorite thing to cook?" Chris questioned.
"Kids."
Everyone would be stunned silent in horror, not being able to tell whether Chef was joking or not.
"Next question. How many contestants were there from the first cast?" Chef asks.
Dawn would buzz in. "If we're counting Blaineley, then 25."
XXX!
"What?" Dawn uttered in shock.
"The correct answer is 26. You forgot Mr. Coconut." Chef claimed.
"HE DOESN'T COUNT!" Axel yelled in frustration. "He's a coconut!"
"He isn't just a coconut. He's Mr. Coconut." Harold claimed.
"Here's your next question." Chris began. "In Total Drama Pahkitew Island. How did Sammy eliminate Amy?"
Amy immediately buzzed in. "She cheated! She is a cheating psychopath! And she was the one who should've been eliminated instead of me!"
"I should've been eliminated? You're the one who lost us the challenge!" Sammy argued. "You framed me!"
"Yeah, and you deserved it! But instead you went ahead and did this! The answer-"
"Times up!" Chris told her.
"WHAT?!" Amy fumed with rage.
"You didn't answer in time. The correct answer was that she tricked you into eating a bad apple, and then she pretended to be you so that you'd be eliminated when we thought you were Sammy." Chris explained.
"I KNOW! I WAS THERE!" Amy screamed, her face turning red and her veins bulging from her forehead.
"I think she's losing it." Brick says in concern.
"I'm starting to think maybe we should've put Max up there instead." Priya admits.
Back with the trapped trio, Jo and Dave would have eaten the entire ham, and Courtney would now be sitting on the floor, clutching her stomach in her intense hunger.
"You guys couldn't have saved me some of that? Seriously, I haven't eaten since yesterday!" Courtney told them.
"Shouldn't have skipped breakfast Courtney." Jo taunted her.
Courtney stood up angrily. "You just shut up now! Don't make me come and hurt you!"
"I would actually like to see you try." Jo said.
"Oh I will!" All of the sudden an arrow would be shot at Courtney, and it'd hit her in the leg. Courtney would gesture at the arrow and she'd scream in pain, just like the spear scene from Ace Ventura. Just then another arrow would be shot, striking Courtney's leg. The bossy CIT would then gesture to that arrow and she's scream again.
"What in the movie references is going on right now?" Jo asked.
A trapdoor on the ceiling would open up.
"What now?" Jo asked.
The jockette would get her answer, when a spikey ball connected to a chain would drop down.
"I am not dealing with that. I'm done here." Dave left.
"This doesn't look good." Jo commented.
Dave walked out of the building, and he'd see the three campers still struggling with the trivia.
"-Duncan, and then the last one is Cody." Dawn finished listing them off. "That is everyone who Alejandro got eliminated.
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"You're missing one. Heather in Total Drama All Stars." Chris tells him.
"You never said All Stars counted." Dawn responds.
"I never said it didn't."
Dawn would sigh.
[Confessional Dawn]
"The rules of this game do not make sense."
[Confessionals End]
"Next question." Chef grabbed the card.
Before he could ask the question, the door would get flung open as Jo got sent flying out the building. "Ow!"
"Are you alright?" Brick asked, worried.
"No! Those things were probably lethal." Jo shouted.
"Calm down, you're fine." Chef told her. "Since Courtney has not come out yet, the Loaded Rifles earn a point."
"Okay. So now all we need to do is win one more part of this challenge!" Sammy exclaimed. "Damien, you need to win this!"
Courtney would stumble out of the building, feeling dizzy. "My 1's and 0's look like 10's."
"Damn it Courtney! You just gave away the answer to the next question 'how many seasons of Total Drama are there', and for that you have to drop down and give me 10!"
Courtney would drop down, but she wouldn't fulfill the request of 10 push ups.
"Okay, here's the next question." Chris began. "What did Gwen say to Chef when he wouldn't let them in the awards ceremony?"
Damien buzzed in, and everyone gasped in shock. "Who died and made you the door man?"
"That…Is… Correct!"
The rifles all cheered in celebration, knowing now that they're 100 percent safe.
"Holy crap." Lightning utters in disbelief. "They actually sha-did it."
"Don't feel impressed just yet. You all still have one more challenge to do. And this final one is worth 2 points." Chef started walking off. "Follow your chief."
The campers would all arrive at an obstacle course.
"I knew it." Sky smirked.
"Since there are only three people left, Lightning, Max, and Topher. Those are the three that will be competing in this obstacle course." Chef states.
"And we only have two points?" Jo asks.
"Yep."
"And the Rifles have three points?"
"Mmhmm."
"And if the Missiles win this one, they will have 4 points right?"
"You're correct."
"So we're screwed?"
"You got it." Chef nodded.
"This is just how I wanted to start this season." Duncan deadpanned.
"Y'all are being so over-dramatic." Max claimed. "The Nuclear Rifles-"
"You mixed up those two names." Duncan quipped.
"-Stand no chance! Because we! Are!"
"Don't you dare." Harold warns him.
"Stronger."
"Oh… Well fair enough."
Max would grin evilly. "And also!"
"No!"
His grin would fade. "Smarter."
Harold looked over at Chase, Amy, and then back at Max. "Yeah, clearly."
"And we're also very evi-" Max would be punched by Lightning, and it would send him flying towards a tree.
"You did the right thing Lightning." Harold tells him.
"Enough of your yapping! I didn't bring you to yapping-camp! This is war! And in war people die! And they don't talk when they die, they just die!" Chef rambled on about complete nonsense. "Anyways! Three, two, one! Move Maggots!"
Lightning would shove Topher to the ground as he started to speed through the course.
[Confessional Zee]
"Is he drunk? I would not let a man like that on this show." Zee would then chug an entire can of Soda. "Ahh, that hit the spot." Zee opened another can and then started drinking the whole thing.
[Confessionals End]
"We're dead meat." Eva says pessimistically.
"Fear not!" Max would arrive back with a device in his hand.
"I fear everything right now." Brick replied.
"With this here bomb, I will blast myself to the finish line!" Max laughs maniacally. "You doubted me! You all doubted me! But now! Now I will show you all that I am the greatest player on your team. Because I! Am!" Max would then raise his hand. "EEEEVVVVIIIIILLLL!" He'd try pressing the button, but he had the device turned the wrong way. "What the heck's the matter with this thing?"
"Here." Chase threw a rock at the button, causing the bomb to explode. Unfortunately it only managed to send Max flying away from the finish line, and he would crash into the sea.
"Well, goodbye Maximum-Overdrive." Jo deadpanned. "We are not gonna miss you."
"And I the only one who cares that Chase just cost us the challenge by sending Max the other way?" Priya brought up. "His plan would have worked! As unconventional as it is."
"Priya, no one cares about that." Eva responded coldly.
Lightning would easily cross the finish line. "Sha-score!"
"Lightning wins! Meaning that the Nuclear Missiles win!" Chef announced.
"You rocked that, Lightning!" Sky complimented him.
"Way to go dude!" Zee cheered.
"This is why I was the best choice to choose the team." Axel smiled proudly.
"Loaded Rifles. You did not win. However you also did not lose." Chef stated. "You're safe tonight."
"Well we don't have to vote someone out. So that's good." Scott said. "But next time, we need to win!"
"Scott, just enjoy the fact that you aren't in danger." Damien tells him.
"Bloody Katanas. You're sending someone home." Chef says. "And while you're doing that. The Nuclear Missiles will be having a feast as their reward for winning."
"Really? Sha-yeah! This is a great day!" Lightning cheered. "Lightning won the challenge! And now Lightning gets to eat!"
Bridgette chuckled. "Chill out Lightning. It isn't that crazy. Though it is pretty nice."
"Well, I suppose we should go discuss the vote." Jo walked off.
"Yeah, as if there's much discussion to be had." Chase left to the boys trailer.
In the mess hall, Courtney would put a bowl of gruel on the table and she sat down alone, getting ready to eat for the first time since yesterday. "Ew. This is so gross."
As Courtney was about to eat it, Dave would come through the entrance with a tray of ham in his hands. "Hey Courtney."
"Hi Dave. What do you want?" Courtney asked.
Dave would put the tray of ham on the table. "Here."
Courtney looked at Dave curiously. "Are you giving it to me?"
"Yeah. I feel kinda bad when me and Jo ate the entire ham back during the challenge. So I wanted to give this to you." Dave told her.
"You didn't poison this, did you?" Courtney questioned.
"I would never." Dave said. "Just take this as my apology."
Courtney would look back at the ham and smile. "Thanks."
"No problem." Dave would then leave the mess hall, letting Courtney dig into her ham.
Duncan, Jo, Eva, and Brick would all be sitting in the amphitheater bleachers having a discussion before the vote.
"Okay, so most of us don't really get along." Duncan starts the discussion. "But we're all in agreement that for now we need to vote in favor of what would be the best for the team."
"Affirmative."
Eva gave a thumbs up.
"Agreed 100 percent." Jo said.
"Alright. So we're voting together, correct?" Duncan asked.
"Oh definitely." Jo nods.
"Well there's two options that we could go for." Eva pointed out. "So the question we need to answer is who should we keep?"
"Then that's what we're going to discuss." Brick stated.
"I think I know exactly who I want gone." Jo claimed.
The camera would cut to every member of the Bloody Katanas walking to the elimination ceremony.
"So, first team sending someone home? Not exactly how I wanted this to go." Chase spoke as he walked with his hands in his pockets.
Duncan looked over at Chase. "Let's just get this crap over with."
The 8 of them would arrive, and they'd all take a seat on the dilapidated tree stumps.
The fire was bright, as it crackled in the otherwise quiet elimination ceremony.
"Welcome Bloody Katanas. You guys are the first team to head to the dreaded elimination ceremony." Chris stood by the oil barrel that had a tray of 7 marshmallows on top of it. "In this game, there are two cards. Some who can handle it, and others who cannot. I'm not interested in one of these cards."
All members of the Katanas would either look nervous, confident, or angry that their team had lost.
"In this camp, marshmallows represent life. And they represent what separates campers from eliminated campers." Chris continued. "And 7 of you will be getting one. 1 of you won't."
[Voting Confessional Priya]
"They're probably gonna vote out Max. But maybe, just maybe. They'll vote for Chase. Just like I'm doing."
[Voting Confessional Chase]
"My vote goes to Max. He's the one who cost us the challenge."
[Voting Confessional Amy]
"The target should be Max or Chase. But if I want to survive on this team I need to keep these two around. So I'm voting for someone different."
[Confessionals End]
"I will now start passing out the marshmallows. If you receive a marshmallow, you are safe. If you do not receive a marshmallow, then you must walk across the dock of shame. And board the boat of losers." Chris explained. "And you can't come back… Ever!"
Eva had her arms crossed with a deadpan expression on her face. Jo would be smirking, looking confident as she always did. Duncan remained calm, knowing he wasn't in any danger. Amy would have a scowl on her face, as she wasn't exactly happy to be at the first elimination ceremony. Chase would be grinning, already expecting a marshmallow. Priya would have a much more neutral expression. Max would be the only one a bit worried about potentially being voted out. And Brick is sitting up straight, ready for the elimination ceremony to start.
"First marshmallow goes to… Duncan." He would catch his marshmallow, smiling from how nostalgic it was.
"...Eva." She'd catch her marshmallow. "...Jo." She too would catch her marshmallow. "...Amy." Amy caught her marshmallow, a smirk creeping onto her face.
"... Brick!" Chris tossed the marshmallow to him.
"Sir!" Brick saluted and he'd be hit in the face by the marshmallow.
Priya, Chase, and Max would be left. Priya would now be looking a bit anxious, while Chase was still confident and Max was practically scared for his life.
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Priya's eyes widened in fear, and Max would hang his head down, accepting defeat.
[Confessional Max]
"I overestimated myself, didn't I?"
[Confessional Priya]
"Oh man! I can't go home! Not right now!" Priya panicked.
[Confessionals End]
"Only one marshmallow left. Whoever receives it will get another chance to stay. And whoever doesn't must leave immediately."
Priya and Max would both look worried, as the rest of the campers would either have a confused expression, or an expression of smugness.
"The final marshmallow of the night goes to…" Chris would hold up the marshmallow, putting the tray back onto the oil barrel, and he'd point at Priya, who'd have an expression of relief. Then he'd point at Max, and both of them would be in fear once again knowing Chris was teasing them.
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"Max." It gets tossed to the boy, who didn't catch it as he held a hand to his heart, feeling it beating rapidly.
"What?" Priya uttered. "But… But why?"
"For the good of the team Priya." Jo smirked.
"Wha- What do you mean?"
"You tried taking over my spot as leader. And you failed us." Jo told her. "And that's why you're gone."
Priya would be stunned silent, trying to contemplate her early exit.
"Buh-bye." Duncan waved at her. "Had Jo been the one in charge then maybe we would've won, but clearly you had other ideas. So that's why you're outta here, idiot."
"Are you serious!" Priya yelled. "I won an entire season! And then I got to the final four of another! And now when I am finally in a season with some of the best players, I'm just a first boot!?"
"That's exactly what you are." Duncan nodded. "Four votes seemed to be enough."
Brick would look away from the rest of them.
"You know what? Fine. I've gotten voted out by a bunch of villains this season. But next season, I will be the villain! I will be the most dangerous villain that Total Drama has ever seen!" Priya promised.
"Yeah? Well that's next season. Not this one." Eva states. "Now go."
Priya would walk away, heading down the dock of shame.
The camera would follow Priya as she walked down the dock. "And to think that I was planning on winning that million. Well, I guess it's a good thing I have that million at home. Because once I get there, I'm gonna spend all the money I can. I won't ever need this game anymore. I'll just be joining out of spite!" Priya spoke to herself before she boarded the boat of losers. "Goodbye Total Drama. Thanks for nothing… Except years of my life thrown into the damn garbage."
The boat would drive off, taking Priya away from the Island.
"And Priya is the first one gone. The rest of you are safe. And you all may go back to your trailers now." Chris told them, and they all left.
"Will the loss of Priya affect the Katanas negatively? Can Jo's full leadership be the missing piece of the puzzle for the team? Will Dave stop being hated? Heh, probably not. But if it does happen, you'll have to find out next time! On Total! Drama! United!"
Voting Confessionals:
Jo: My plan worked out. I let Priya take control, and then she failed. Maybe under most normal circumstances I would've voted off Max, but Priya really pissed me off today.
Duncan: Dang. Jo had this one planned out. I gotta say, nice one!
Eva: Well, bye Priya. Hopefully with a better leader we'll win next time.
Max: I might've dug myself into a pit that I can't get out of now.
Brick: What the heck! Jo's plan of voting out Priya is insane! She's one of our best players. This is just petty. My vote goes to Max!
Chase (Seen in the episode)
Amy (Seen in the episode)
Priya (Seen in the episode)
The Votes
Brick - 1 Vote: (Amy.)
Chase - 2 Votes: (Priya, Max)
Max - 2 Votes: (Chase, Brick)
Priya - 3 Votes: (Jo, Duncan, Eva.)
Nuclear Missiles: Axel, Lightning, Sky, Harold, Zee, Dawn, Bridgette, Dave.
Loaded Rifles: Topher, Sammy, Justin, Damien, Courtney, Scott, Anne Maria, Lauren.
Bloody Katanas: Jo, Brick, Max, Eva, Duncan, Chase, Amy.
Eliminated: Priya.
Reason For Elimination
Yeah. Kind of expected? Maybe unexpected? I saw two people say that Priya should be the first boot because she didn't need more screen time and well… Clearly I agree. Yes, I could've done something with Priya and Sky's brewing rivalry, but I decided that it was ultimately unneeded. Especially since if she wasn't gone here, it still would've been very early on anyways. I just didn't have much planned for Priya, I very briefly considered her making it further just as your token athletic character, but I've already got Sky, a character whom I'm much more interested in writing for. Plus this elimination shows Jo's and to an extent Duncan's strategic sides much more better than it would have if they just eliminated her during the merge because she's a threat.
Well, now that that's over. What did you think of the episode?
Are you glad Priya's gone? Or upset that it wasn't Max or Chase?
Who is your prediction for the next one out?
Let me know.