The sun rose onto the Kingdom of Acorn, the birds chirped their morning songs as the inside of Amy Rose's home was quiet. The rays of the sun were touching Scourge's eyes, who grumbled in response as he rustled on the couch. The green hedgehog rubbed his eyes, and when he woke up, he was dumbfounded by the fact he was inside of a home.
"Huh... where the hell am I?!" He asked, cringing at the amount of pink that was around him. He turned his head to a pink hedgehog sound asleep on the arm rest of the couch. She looked kinda cute, Scourge thought to himself as he flashed a toothy grin.
"Heh, I must have struck a good one last night if we were both knocked out this badly..." He said with a slight chuckle, as he rested his chin on his hand and stared at the pink hedgehog, who was rustling as she was about to wake up. However, his eyes widened as he saw who the pink hedgehog was.
Amy smiled as she opened her eyes, stretching her arms. "Oh, good morning, Scourge, how are you feeling?" She asked with a smile.
At that, Scourge let out a scream. Amy was taken aback by this.
"Are you ok?!" Amy asked with concern in her voice.
"NO I'M NOT OK! I'M IN THIS PINK HELL AGAIN!" Scourge shouted, cringing at the sight of Amy's home, which was pink and had cutesy things all over.
Amy scoffed a bit in offense, "Well EXCUSE ME for rescuing you!" She said, crossing her arms.
"...Rescue me?!" He gawked, before he started cackling. "I'm Scourge the Hedgehog, I don't need rescuing!" He exclaimed.
"...Well that's not what happened yesterday! You were about as knocked out as a boxer after a match!" Amy exclaimed, making Scourge raise an eyebrow ridge at her.
"Well whatever happened last night... I would've been fine." Scourge remarked with a snark.
"...Well, I'm going to make breakfast again, are you fine to eat and or stand up?" She asked, perking her head to the side, earning another scoff from Scourge.
"Tch. Whatever." He grumbled, folding his arms as Amy left to her kitchen. He was then left alone in his thoughts. 'Now then, hopefully that stupid Blue will show up so I can kick him in the-' his thoughts were interrupted as he smelled a delicious scent. He turned his attention towards the kitchen as he made his way over, following the scent and seemingly heading to the dining table.
Scourge saw the pink hedgehog right to work, she had blended in with all of the pink and white furniture: White fridge with red hearts, pictures up too. He scowled, until he was greeted by some chocolate chip pancakes, where blueberries were lined up to make a smiley face. Scourge just raised an eyebrow at this.
"Huh... pancakes? Again?" Scourge asked with a frown.
"Yeah... sorry!" Amy apologized with a sheepish smile.
"Hmph. Whatever." Scourge muttered, as he picked up his fork and knife and stabbed it and shoved it in his mouth, his eyes widened. The amount of sweetness and flavor that melted his mouth. It just was the right amount of sugar he liked, mixed in with the buttery smoothness. Scourge felt like he was up in clouds.
"...Ok, what kind of witchcraft do you put in your food, woman?!" Scourge exclaimed, earning a giggle from Amy.
"I make all of my food with love!" She said with a smile.
Scourge only cringed at that, but shoved the pancakes in his mouth. "Gross, you mean to tell me you put your bod-" He was cut off as Amy threw a pancake at his face. "EW! WHY ON EARTH WOULD I PUT THAT IN THERE?!" She screamed.
Scourge bit a mouth hole in the pancake. "Well you said you make your food with love!" He said, the pancake still on his face.
"IT'S A METAPHOR!" Amy yelled. "Whatever you say... Pinky." Scourge replied, rapidly biting the pancake that was still on his face.
Amy furrowed her non existent eyebrows towards the green hedgehog, also folding her arms in the process.
"...Why are you here anyways, Scourge?" Amy said calmly, making the Mean Green raise an eyebrow ridge back to her.
"...Let's just say I'm on vacation..." Scourge grumbled through gritted teeth.
"Vacation? Here? On Mobius? Where everything is good and orderly?" Amy inquired, earning a glare from Scourge.
"...Yeah. A Vacation." Scourge replied through gritted teeth again. He took the fork and started scraping onto the plate, much to the chagrin of Amy.
"...Why here though? No place on Moebius was there to accommodate your needs?" Amy inquired more, trying to maintain her composure.
"Yeah, it's a place called Nunya." Scourge stated.
"Nunya? What's tha-"
"NUNYA DAMN BUSINESS, THAT'S WHAT!" Scourge screamed. "Now then, now since my hunger's been satisfied, I'm bailing!" He declared, as he got up from the chair.
"And just where do you think your going?!" Amy asked, hands on her hips again, giving him a stern look.
"Anywhere BUT here!" Scourge replied with a scowl. "This place is too pink and girly, plus you're here, and you're annoying." He explained bluntly. "So yeah, smell ya later, Pinky!" He replied with a cocky grin, busting Amy's door open in a slightly dramatic way. "Hopefully I'll stay with a hot babe~" He muttered as he smirked.
Amy just gawked at what she just witnessed. Though mostly, Amy was fuming, as her cheeks filled with air and her face turned red, about the same shade as her hairband, you could say. Amy took a deep sigh and washed the messy dishes Scourge left on the table.
"...Hey there Rouge~" Scourge flirted, leaning against the doorway. "Don't suppose you have an extra room for me?" He flashed a toothy grin.
Rouge the Bat looked at him unamused. She raised an eyebrow ridge. "Oh, if it isn't Sonic's green clone." She spoke up.
"The one and only!" Scourge boasted.
"What brings you here?" She asked with a slight scoff.
"Oh ya know... I just really need some place to sleep," He replied with a wink, though not surprisingly, he was looking down at her-
"Rouge, who's at the door?" Shadow's voice inquired inside the house. Rouge shifted slightly just enough for Scourge and Shadow to make eye contact.
"Oh... if it ain't Stripes." Scourge frowned.
"ROUGE. SHADOW. WHOSE PRESENCE IS AT THE DOOR?" Omega's voice rang loudly.
"Just a good old enemy of ours, Omega!" Rouge said in a cheery voice.
"ENEMY DETECTED. INITIATING CANNON." Omega replied.
"WAIT WHAT?" Scourge gawked.
"Well Scourge, unless you wanna end up looking like spaghetti on the floor. I suggest you leave. Now." Rouge threatened.
"Yeah. especially if you don't want to pay for the damages to our door." Shadow said with a frown.
SLAM! Went the door on Scourge's face.
"Hey, so I heard you're a single mother~" Scourge said, flashing a smile in front of Vanilla.
"Oh dear... Sonic, did you dye your quills green?" Vanilla asked with slight concern in her voice.
"Oh I'm not Sonic. I'm Scourge the Hedgehog! I'm the better Sonic!" Scourge exclaimed.
"I see..." Vanilla said with a slight sweatdrop.
"...Dont'cha need someone to take care of your daughter? Someone to satisfy your needs?" Scourge asked with a smirk.
Vanilla said nothing as she slammed the door on the green hedgehog's face.
"Oh come on! If I told you I was Sonic, would you let me in?" Scourge exclaimed from the outside.
"CHOCCOLA GET HIM!" Vanilla's voice shouted from inside her home.
"Choccola? The fuck is tha-" Scourge's voice was cut off as Vanilla opened the door and the aformentioned chocolate colored Chao launched itself towards Scourge.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" Scourge let out a scream as he was being beaten senseless by Choccola.
"Mother, who was that?" Cream asked who had just walked in, Cheese just flying above. She had that innocent, curious look on her face.
"...Oh nothing dear, just continue playing with Cheese!" Vanilla exclaimed with a smile to her daughter.
"Ok!" Cream beamed, as she and Cheese walked off and continued on with their tea party.
"GO GET HIM CHOCCOLA!" Vanilla cheered on from the window, her voice sounding almost as that of a referee, startling her poor daughter and Chao friend.
"...Hopefully these people would let me in..." Scourge mumbled a bit, being scuffed and bruised by Choccola. He also got a black eye in the process.
He rung the doorbell of a big building. It looked to be like the inside of a shopping mall. He was let in by a small, female beetle.
"Oh. Good morning, how may I help you today?" Jewel the Beetle asked Scourge.
"...You uh, taking in anyone? Is this a hotel?" Scourge asked, looking around.
"Hey Jewel, who's the green guy?" Tangle's voiced, as Scourge's head turned to the lemur.
"...Hello ladies~" Scourge greeted with a toothy grin. "You guys looking for a new partner?"
"Hmmm..." Tangle pondered. "I'm actually not sure. What do you think, girls?" She turned to Lanolin and Whisper.
Scourge's eyes almost popped out of his sockets as he stared at Lanolin. He ogled at her, staring from top to bottom, and her chest. He wanted them on his face-
Scourge smirked. "Hmm.. you seem to be done with everything." He spoke, noticing the bags under Lanolin's eyes. "Whaddya say you... relax with me?" He flirted, making the sheep cricket in response. Lanolin just stared nonchalantly, almost tiredly at the green hedgehog.
"...Get him." Lanolin said in a deadpan tone.
"Wait wha-" Scourge's eyes widened as he saw Whisper's wisp gun activated.
Scourge made a run for it around Restoration HQ, he could've sworn it was built like a mall. He ran through the corridors around the headquarters, until he saw a... wooden puppet?
"...What the hell are you supposed to be?!" Scourge gawked as he stared at her.
Belle turned her head slightly to the green king of Moebius. "Oh, hello... Sonic right?" Belle asked, making Scourge cringe a little.
"Scourge, Scourge the Hedgehog!"
"Uh huh, well, my name is Belle the Tinkerer," She said a bit shyly, hands behind her back.
"Belle huh?" Scourge repeated, before he flashed his charming smile. "...You know, you may be made of wood, but I bet you I can give you my piece of my wood~" His sharp teeth showed. Belle only blinked at the Green Menace and knee'd him in his special place. Scourge let out a scream and grabbed his crotch in pain. The New Gen of Diamond Cutters came to see the commotion.
"...Oh hi Belle, I assume you had a run in with his guy too?" Tangle asked in a slight sheepish tone. Belle simply nodded in response.
"...He sure is a creep..." Whisper stated quietly, earning nods from the two other members of the Diamond Cutters and Belle.
Scourge got up again as the pain seemingly stopped. He got up and looked at the ladies, who gave him glares.
"Now now ladies, I'm sure I can redeem myself, yes?" He asked, before turning his attention to Tangle. "For example... what that tail do-"
Tangle gave him a smile. "Just give it a tug, pal!" She said with a thumbs up. Scourge did so, and he was sent flying out of the headquarters, breaking the glass door as he landed somewhere.
"...I wonder which other lady is here who would kindly let me stay with them..." Scourge grumbled as he was wiping off the debris from his body. Scourge saw the sign of the next house. It read 'The House of Antoine and Bunnie D'Coolette'.
"...Yeahhh... I probably shouldn't even try-" Scourge said quickly as he sweatdropped, fearing what would happen if he knocked on the door and Antoine pulled out his sword. He then decided to try the other place, which was Knothole Castle.
"...Yeah I'm not going back to jail-" Scourge said as he hauled his ass away from any guards.
"Let's see here..." Scourge started, as a Warp Ring just popped out of nowhere. "Huh?" He asked himself as he saw a palace.
"Hi, so I heard a princess lives here? Is she available to see right now?" Scourge asked, a little raccoon girl standing in front of him.
"Of course mate! Just let me uh... call her up!" Marine exclaimed, as Blaze stood in the door.
"Hey, so I heard you're a princess, I can be your king~" Scourge flirted. Blaze said nothing, only scorching Scourge with her pyrokinesis.
Scourge ended up looking like just a silhouette with eyes. "Ooh, fiery, I like that-" Scourge said, before Blaze used her pyrokinesis to burn Scourge again, his entire body turned to ash, leaving his eyes floating until they dropped to the floor with the pile of ash, his eyes blinking.
"...Well... desperate times call for desperate measures..." Scourge grumbled as he rung the doorbell of home, the front door reading 'Detective Agency.' A green crocodile opened up the door.
"Hi, can I-"
"OH NO YOU DON'T! VANILLA TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU!" Vector interrupted the green hedgehog. "YOU WERE CAUSING TROUBLE AT HER HOME!"
"DID NOT!" Scourge screamed back.
"Vector?! Who's that at the door?" An excitable Charmy asked as he buzzed to the door, peeking his head in to see Scourge. "Is this a new friend?"
"NO! He's not our new friend!"
"Is he the new roommate?!" Charmy exclaimed, stars in his eyes as he looked at Vector.
"NO!" Vector protested.
"See? Even the little bee guy likes me, right, uh... little guy?" Scourge asked.
"Hmmm... I don't know!" Charmy said with a smile.
"WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW!" Scourge screamed.
"IT MEANS SCRAM! CHARMY, HE'S A BIG SCARY MONSTER!" Vector said.
Charmy just screamed as he flew to the kitchen to grab a frying pan and threw it at the green hedgehog's face, making Scourge wince in pain.
"YAY! WE GOT RID OF HIM!" Charmy said, as he and Vector high-fived each other.
"...I'm surrounded by idiots." Espio sighed in annoyance, where he was mediating in the corner.
"...Hey there kid, so you don't mind if I stay with you... right?" Scourge's voice inquired as he busted through the doors into a workshop... Tails' workshop to be precise.
"...Why are you here?!" Tails asked, wrench in hand.
"I just need some place to stay at, that's all," Scourge started, sitting on a blue colored bed. "Besides, this place may be a good place, why I even have my own bed... wait a minute... Why is it blue?" Scourge's eyes widened as he looked around, images of Sonic were surrounding him, and Sonic's shoes.
"Nope nope nope nope NOPE!" Scourge protested, jumping out of the racecar bed he laid upon. "FORGET IT! I'M OUT OF HERE! THIS IS ALMOST AS WORSE AS PINKY'S PLACE!" He screamed as he dashed away, leaving a Scourge shaped dust cloud in the process. Tails only shrugged and continued on his tinkering of machines.
"Hey, is it cool if I stay here, and why is everything on fire?" Scourge asked as he looked around to where he was. "Why didn't I cause this fire?"
"...WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!" Silver exclaimed.
"I need a place to stay, and one of your stupid portals were ope-"
"GET OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!" Silver screamed, using his psychokinesis to fling Scourge back to present times.
It was an average day at Eggman's base. The evil doctor was currently in the shower, singing so horribly that even the mountain goats were covering their ears. Scourge waltzed into the restroom, and went up to the evil genius' shower. "Hi-"
"KYA!" Eggman let out a girlish scream as he grabbed the curtain. "WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" He shrieked.
"Can I stay here?" Scourge asked the evil doctor.
"Hmmm..." Eggman began, "Get me a towel first, and then we'll discuss the details!"
Scourge nodded and went away, only to come back with a towel... a dishrag to be precise.
"Is this it?" Scourge inquired, holding it up.
"...What am I supposed to cover with that? ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?!" Eggman screamed. "You know what, I'll do it myself!" Eggman stated as he ripped off the shower curtain to wrap around himself like a towel.
"Now then, if you want to be a suitable roommate, here are some rules..." The evil doctor declared. "ORBOT! CUBOT! PRINT OUT MY CONTRACT!" He screamed.
Out came Orbot and Cubot rolling into the restroom.
"Your contract, Boss!" Cubot exclaimed, holding the paper out for the evil doctor to see.
"...Cubot, this is my receipt from Mehburger." Dr. Eggman replied in a deadpan sort of tone.
"Imbecile." Orbot groaned, facepalming as he printed out the actual contract.
Scourge watched the entire process as the contract turned to a big stack which landed on him like an anvil.
"Ow! What the hell?" Scourge asked as he squeezed his body out from the stack.
"Now then... just read the contract, and you'll be good to go." Dr. Eggman stated, as he was getting changed in the process.
"This says Eggman Empire citizenship." Scourge stated, pointing to the title.
"Congratulations, you know how to read." Eggman said sarcastically. "Now do you want to live here or not?!"
"...Always have a picture of Eggman in your housing quarters and sing the Eggman national anthem the second you awake. Failure to do so will be punished with imprisonment- OH HELL NO! I'm not living here!" Scourge screamed.
"FINE! I didn't want you here anyways-" Eggman said before Scourge threw the contract out, prompting him to kick him out. "Good riddance you green pineapple!" Eggman said with a scowl.
"Now then, it's time for my-" Eggman said as his eyes popped out his glasses. "WHAT THE?! WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM?!" He said with a scream, as Orbot and Cubot took one glance and their eyes melted out of their sockets. Scourge snickered as he left, moving onto the next person.
"What do you mean I can't stay here?" Scourge asked in disbelief.
"I already have a Green mook, I don't need another!" Fang snarled, polishing his popgun.
"Well I'm the better green 'mook!'," Scourge said with a big frown. "I'm speedy, have a good villain track record, and I'm good with the ladies!" Scourge boasted.
"Hmm... well Bean, what do you think we should do with him?" Fang asked, motioning to the evil green hedgehog.
"LET'S GIVE HIM A BOMB!" Bean declared, as he threw it at Scourge who caught it.
"Neat! My own bomb!" Scourge exclaimed. "Wait a minute... why is it ignited?!" He said in a panicked tone, as he saw the bomb about to blow up.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Scourge let out a shriek as he was launched up in the air.
Scourge was sent flying, letting out a scream. His screaming stopped after his head punctured through a blimp... The Babylon Rogues' blimp.
"What the?" Scourge asked as he looked around, until he stopped to see Wave the Swallow. "...Hello there~" He said as he flashed a smile.
"...No!" Wave said, cringing.
"HEY! WHO'S THIS WEIRD GREEN GUY?" Jet asked, his voice sounding like nails on a chalkboard to Scourge.
"OH YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, JET!" Wave screamed, almost making the windows of the blimp shatter.
"Oh shut up Wave! STORM! MAKE THIS IMPOSTER LEAVE!" Jet exclaimed.
"You got it, Boss!" Storm said with a grin as he approached the confused green hedgehog.
"Now wait a minute! Why don't we talk things out, like for example, I can sleep with Wave, and you two can-" Scourge was cut off as Jet pushed his head through the hole he just made.
"Hmph! Good riddance to that imposter! He's not better than me right Wave?" Jet asked his purple bird companion.
"...All of you guys annoy me." Wave said with a heavy sigh.
Meanwhile. Scourge screamed until he landed onto Angel Island, landing with a loud thud as several of his bones cracked.
"...Ugh, where am I now?" He asked himself as he groaned, turning his body around to see an orange and brown badger looking straight at him.
"Who are you?" Sticks asked, as she appeared to be covered in trash and dirt.
"...Well, they say not to stick yourself in crazy, so might as well-"
Scourge was interrupted as Sticks hurled whatever weapons she had at him; branches, rocks, soot, you name it.
"Alright, alright! I'll leave you alone!" Scourge said as he got up and left. "Jeez... and I wanted to try something new." He grumbled under his breath.
Scourge got out of the one of the forests that were in Angel Island, and until he stopped to see an altar, housing the famed Master Emerald.
"...Hello, my old love~" He said as he approached it. "Don't you look as fine as ever. Why don't you say we leave this dump of an island and boot on outta here," He said as he smirked, also noticing his own reflection in the shiny green gem that gave him his cool green look. Scourge was about to leave, until he came face to face with a certain, angry, red echidna.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE MASTER EMERALD?" Knuckles screamed.
"...Oh hey, I'm just here to-"
Scourge had little reaction time as he was punched by Knuckles and was sent straight down from Angel Island, landing into the ocean below with a plop! Scourge reached to the surface and growled, before he swam back to shore.
Amy hummed a little tune as she cleaned, her mind still on track about Scourge, she was wondering why he was there in the first place, and what happened back on Moebius for him to come to the place he hates? To her, Scourge was a hedgehog of mystery currently. Her thinking was interrupted when she heard a knock on the door. She stopped her cleaning to go and see who it was, and was surprised when she saw-
"Scourge?!" Amy exclaimed.
The aforementioned green hedgehog was bruised, beaten, burned, and drenched in that order.
"...Can I stay here... no... ok..." He let out, frowning in the process.
"What happened to you?!" Amy asked, concerned in her voice as she went to go take a look at him.
"...Everyone rejected me when I asked to stay at their place... I mean, I wouldn't be that horrible of a roommate, would I?" Scourge asked with a frown as he deflated onto the floor in defeat. Amy only looked at him with a deadpan sort of look.
"...Scourge, here... come inside..." Amy said with a sigh, as she motioned for him to come inside.
"REALLY?" Scourge asked the pink hedgehog a little too excitedly as he sprung up.
"Yes, if you promise to behave, that is." Amy replied sternly.
"No promises!" Scourge replied with a smile as he went to rest inside of Amy's home, his feet dragging onto the floor. He rested on her couch, his dirty feet on her coffee table. Amy sighed heavily as she begrudgingly when to go help him. This was going to be an... interesting interaction.