This is a Naruto and Marvel Crossover Fanfiction Only.
Well I guess it's my turn to tell you my part of the story
Hiro POV
Yosh, my name is Rock Lee, the son of the mighty fighters Bruce Lee and Chun Li, I will fan and strengthen my flames of youth just like my master Guy-Sensei, alright I was just kidding, I thought I should say this because I am both a major martial arts aficionado, and to show how much of a fan of the show Naruto I am. Not a major surprise I got killed dressed as Naruto during a cosplay event that I and my friend volunteered for at a local convention.
People used to say I play the Hero all the time, so my nickname was Hiro, now for some reason after finding out about my past life I ended up being born as Naruto of the Uzumaki Clan, yes I am a blonde instead of having the traditional red hair, but that is because of my dad so don't you dare comment that I am pretending to be an Uzumaki dattebayo.
On the day that I was born some idiot attempted to take something out of my mother apparently, she had this massive energy being locked inside her and wanted to use it to destroy our village, well it didn't work for the masked man, the clans of the village gathered together and fought to capture and stop the giant beast that he pulled from my mother.
Thank the sage Tsunade was in the village at the time otherwise my mom could have died, and the man who was later introduced as my godfather was there to help, you see you can't kill this beast, it is pure energy, nothing we can do can actually kill it, so they have to seal it inside the body of a person whose chakra pathways are still developing so that the beast energy will not overload it and kill him or her.
As fate would have it that child was me, but apparently the Shinigami didn't consider helping to make the sealing of this beast easier by diving it in half and letting one half be in me and the other remain in my mom to be something worthy of her time, so she was absolutely pissed about being called for this, but apparently she made a promise to the Sage of the six paths that she would not devour the soul of my dad, but she was not going to let him summon him without paying a price.
The price is what other men consider worse than death, he was completely and utterly transformed into a woman, and yes, I mean completely, menstrual cycles, mood swings, eggs, and the ability to become pregnant, some men I know would rather die than have this happen to them.
The thing however is I have the memories of all my past lives, and because I was such a Naruto nerd, I was able to figure out the sexy technique and the reverse of it rather quickly, so I did the only thing I can do for dear old Dad, I taught the technique using the Uzumaki seal knowledge since I am an International Uzumaki Grandmaster of it.
Personally, I think he does it because the idiots in the council, which are just some old farts who are advisors to the Hokage, don't have a heart attack when they realize that the leader of the Village was turned into a woman, give me a fucking break. If they knew what I know that women are more than capable of doing that job we wouldn't have to go through all this shit in the first place.
My home is a pretty nice home that is in the Uzumaki Compound, which is situated between the Hyuuga Compound and the Uchiha Compound, since I was born I became rather good friends with two of the Uchiha, one is Itachi, and the other is my childhood friend who Sasuke, who much to my shock is also my friend who died with me in that bombing of that convention he mentioned earlier.
The thing is the history of our village is not exactly the same one I remember from the anime I used to love, for one thing, Madara never left the village, in fact, he never fought the Hokage at all, that was his brother pretending to be Madara in the fight that created the valley of the end, he never needed to fight him because Hashirama Senju never broke his promise.
I know it was shocking to me too, Madara Uchiha was made the Second Hokage and Tobirama was the Third Hokage after Madara stepped down because he felt that he needed to focus on making sure to catch and prevent people from committing crimes in the village, to provide protection for the citizens and to ensure public safety he called it, so he made essentially the equivalent of police in our village, which many Uchiha would be happy to be a part of.
The second thing that I found shocking is that some of these people have the same names as the characters I once knew of, but they don't have the same gender, for instance, Kiba is a girl, I know tomboy doesn't begin to describe her dattebayo, so is Neji for that instance, so many of the people I thought of as guys were not guys at all, it was really confusing growing up dattebayo.
Today it is the first day of the academy since apparently there was an actual entrance exam to enter it and I was one of the only two people ever to ace the damn test dattebayo, my mother was extremely happy and so was dear old gender-swapped dad, so today is the first day of the academy and I dressed to impress, my clothes are traditional civilian shinobi clothes, sandals, except that they are mostly orange with a few hints of black.
My friend Sasuke dresses in all black, I swear if he used the sexy technique he probably appears with black makeup and black fingernails, he couldn't be more of emo even if he tried not to be, I mean for crying out loud, the guy still sings rock and metal songs from our previous life whenever he gets bored or he things no one is paying attention to him. I told him to wear something happy and full of life like I did, but he told me orange is just as bad as pretty much begging to be killed, he is wrong, Orange is great DATTEBAYO.
He just needs to stop being such an EMO and dress in clothes like he is either owns a funeral parlor or is going constantly from one funeral after another. You know like all of the other kids in our village. "Naruto gets dressed, come get your breakfast, you don't want to be late for your first day at the academy." That was my clue to get dressed and run down the halls, down the stairs, and sit on the table where a large stack of pancakes was waiting for me.
I quickly thank mom, and as I was eating a shadow clone appeared and told me everything was packed, and he would remain to help mom with the dishes. Never knew shadow clones could be created without even a hand sign or that they were so lively for a lack of better term. "Thanks for breakfast mom, you got any idea where dad is?"
As I walked out to the front door I heard her say, he is probably in the usual place, doing what he does every day, paperwork. My friend Sasuke and his siblings put such emphasis and praise on being Hokage, but honestly, I see what dad does all day, and let's just say it is some of the most boring things I have ever seen in my entire life. Why do my friends all want that job is beyond me.
As I ran from rooftop jumping from one rooftop to another to get to the academy I will never get used to seeing the ANBU give me weird looks as I do this, I know that I can't see their faces thanks to the masks they refused to remove, but I know that they are giving me these weird looks, look going walking through busy streets will take me longer than getting to school like I am.
Mom did say she didn't want me to arrive late for class, and I know that since I saw what happened when dad failed to do something she asked her to do, upsetting my mom is not something that I want to do in a hurry. Let's just say that avoiding the danger of female fury is a matter of life and death and no I am not kidding. She chased him all over the backyard while throwing bladed weapons at dad while chasing him like a maniac that would cause anyone nightmares.
As I finally made it to my classroom and sure enough Shikamaru was looking out the window looking at clouds, Choji was eating potato chips out of a large bag, and Sasuke was with his face stuck inside a book, yet again. He already knows fire manipulation, why does he have to read even more about it dattebayo.
I sat down right next to him, "Hey Teme, when are you going to put down that book and I don't know try to make friends with some of our classmates, who knows maybe one of our future classmates will want to be your girlfriend if you at least TRY."
Sasuke put his book on the large counter-like table we used in our class. "Cause unlike you, I need to work hard to become stronger, or else I will be an embarrassment to my family, I already have to live up to the high standards of my brother Itachi becoming the youngest guy to ever make it into ANBU. As for getting a girl, and how am I going to get one when half of them are focused on you Honorable son of the Fifth Hokage."
I tried to punch him but he evaded it and I ended up punching the air, "I told you I hate being called that TEME, how many times have I told you that DATTEBAYO!" Sasuke merely looked at me and without even attempting to hide his smile he said one more time than last time and he did it again called me the Honorable son of the Fifth Hokage.
"Look Sasuke seriously, do you hear me calling you the great-grandson of the Second Hokage? No, I don't I called you by your name, so come on what is eating you this morning, usually, you are with me when I go rooftop racing but today you were nowhere to be seen. So something must be upsetting you."
He looked at me and I swear he was glaring at me, "Alright Dobe, you want to know what is upsetting me, really want to know, dad has been bugging me about how the hell I know so much about chakra and fire techniques, he even been asking me non stop about my eyes. He says if I can make Shadow Clones like I do, and do techniques as I do, that maybe I should skip the entire academy thing and join him as part of the Konoha Police Force."
"So that is what is bothering me, I have all the memories you know we do, and I can't put them to good use without either drawing attention from my parents, my brother looking at me like I grew a second head like I was a member of Kiba's family doing that whole human beast merger technique, and my sister constantly asking if I can teach her how to do the things I know how to do. It's a real pain in you know what tch."
I began to understand, clearly, he wanted to get started and make progress in getting stronger knowing what danger we will face in the future, but doing what he said he was doing to train is liable to draw the attention of anyone. He only has himself to blame for it, and why to call me Dobe I am not the dead last of the class since this is the first day in the academy Dattebayo."
He looked at me and for a second I saw the image of what we were once upon a time, for a second he looked like he was ready to punch me, but rather he looked like he slapped the wooden surface that he was seated behind, I knew from my experience with seals what he had done, silence and privacy seal.
"Ashura we do not have the time or luxury to spend time having fun and taking it easy, we both know what is coming our way they are coming, it is not a matter of if but rather when, and that venus flytrap bastard is still out there plotting against us. We need to get serious, or dear old granny will see both of us and everyone we care about dead."
I will not lie I do not like it when he calls her granny when in reality she is and he knows she is an unearthly beauty, and I do not like it when he calls that another person a bastard when in reality Zetsu is as much a girl as Kiba is thanks to Dad turning Zetsu into a woman, "You know Zetsu was only doing things to help her mother, and Kaguya hates it when you call her granny."
He looked at me with as his eyes activated, clearly showing that he was upset, "She is the mother of our father, which makes her our grandmother literally and as for Zetsu how about this, when she uses you like a sock puppet for several generations then you can tell me that you forgive her, and I might consider being merciful but as it stands I was used and manipulated by that thing, so I refuse to consider her family!"
That is when the seal was broken when apparently the twin sister of Hinata was staring at the eyes of Sasuke and boy was Atanih pissed, "So why are you spending time talking with my sister's boy toy, instead, you should spend time talking with me, and why didn't you tell me you activated your eyes? Father would be even less opposed to us dating if I could tell him that."
As she finished saying did Shikamaru got up and yawned stretching his arms up causing her to be pushed on her back, causing her to lean forward and without realizing she ended up kissing Sasuke on the lips, which by the looks of it, was not something my friend Sasuke was expecting, and not something the girl kissing would be unhappy with if the smile on her face is any indication.
Shikamaru just looked at the glares of the girls in our class and only said that this was simply too troublesome to even bother with. Choji laughed as he kept eating potato chips and Ino for some odd reason was laughing like I was.
"Good morning class, I see that everyone is excited to start your first day in the academy, you, could you please get off that and take your seat, I am about to do roll call, for those that do not know me, I am Iruka and I am your homeroom teacher, I will teach you theories and other none combat-related skills, for combat my teacher assistant Mizuki will be in charge of teaching you physical combat-related skills."
Everyone was still talking about how someone ended up stealing the first kiss from Sasuke, to which Iruka was getting more and more pissed by the second, "I said sit down, shut the fuck up, and pay attention you fucking brats, or so help me I will assign to you so much homework you will wish you could feel your fingers when you are done! We are starting class pay attention cause your lives may depend on it!"
I didn't think his big head technique could get even scarier and louder than I remembered, but clearly, it can. The class was not exactly exciting, I mean I studied all this history before as it was taught to me by my mother and father as bedtime stories as I grew up. My family has a vast library, and growing up I had very little to do except reading, so I read everything I could get my hands on.
Iruka taught a lesson about the lives of the First and Second Hokage, which is kind of ironic since I was the reincarnation of the First and Sasuke was the reincarnation of the Second, and thanks to the fact we had a perfect memory of all of our previous lives, well to the class was a history lesson to me it was a trip down memory lane and to Sasuke, he looked like he was ready to rip the book apart.
Apparently, the textbook made it seem like Madara was made Second Hokage to avoid him leaving the village and causing the dissolution of the Hidden Leaf Village due to him being petty and that he wanted to become Hokage for the fame and glory. Which I know to be absolute nonsense, my friend did not want anything like fame or glory but he did want recognition for the hard work his clan put to create the village.
He wanted for the Senju and Uchiha for once after centuries of feuding to stand as equals and this is why my friend Madara was named the Second Hokage much to my brother shouting his complaints about it, the fact that I did not give my brother what he wanted and have him named the Second Hokage and instead kept my promise to my friend, made the entire Uchiha clan trust my clan a lot more than what would have happened had I listened to my brother.
It was not perfect however, Madara's brother was not happy that he was not even considered to be a candidate to be the Second Hokage, something he kept hidden until one day he decided to hold it against his brother and the Senju Clan and left the village in the middle of the night with ten of his most loyal supporters.
No matter what we tried to do to prevent or to change the lives of people for the better, it seems Zetsu or should I say Black Zetsu was always present to try and manipulate someone, do something or harm and destroy things or places to make sure we never achieve our goal of achieving true peace throughout the elemental nations.
As the days goes on and Iruka's class ends we end up learning about weapons, and forms of physical combat from Mizuki, Mizuki for some odd reason was paying a lot of attention to explaining things so that I would have an easier time understanding, From my memories I recall that in another life he neglected my education if not outright hated me.
This time he was an attentive instructor to his students, and for the most part, it made the actual practical skills lesson a lot more fun than I ever imagined, well at least for everyone other than Sasuke, He is the reincarnation of Indra and as such you could say that the physical and other combat skills we ninja use and learn were things my friend created under the influence and manipulation of Black Zetsu.
Black Zetsu was malicious and heartless or so he told me, he told me that he manipulated and controlled him by influencing and controlling him through his worst feelings and insecurities. Black Zetsu wanted to promote hatred and cause wars one right after another, to create infinite conflict.
He used my friend to take the teaching of my father who wanted to use Chakra as a means for every person to be able to connect and understand each other to promote peace, which he called Ninshu, and using my friend he weaponized it into what was later called Ninjutsu.
All these things we were learning in the practical skills were exciting and fun to the other students but I can tell my friend to him this was nothing more or less than a constant reminder of how he was used and his failures. To the other students this was fun to Sasuke this was painful, and he was doing an excellent job in keeping others from even noticing it.
Just like I hate most history lessons because I have memories of living through most of what they call history, and why learning combat skills is not fun for my friend, and even though it is not fun, he keeps on training putting his own anguish and emotional trauma away motivated by the fact that this needs to be done to protect everyone and everything from a threat that these people can't even imagine.
The Otsutsuki Clan are coming, it was not a matter of if but rather when and we knew that to prevent them from landing and destroying everything for one of them to consume all life of our world we must have the strength necessary to fight them, defeat them and cause them to never return.
Because even if we manage to kill one of them, even if we manage to kill even a couple of them, if we do not have the strength necessary to cause them to think that it would be better off to abandon trying to consume our world, they can always return, they have ways to escape death, and that is why my friend has given up having fun, to gain the strength he knows is needed.
As time went by training became more and more complex for the students, ideas became more detailed and information became more diverse and deeper in the meaning behind it as a tree knowledge grew in the students and as such new things were added new branches of learning grew and the students became more and more able to understand what being a ninja really was.
I went on many dates with lovely young ladies that became my girlfriends and even lovers, as time went by, I trained and studied true, but unlike my friend, I also chose to enjoy my life for what would be the point of training to save a life by abandoning everything that made life enjoyable.
As time went by I tried my best to help my friend realize his mistake in his training method, and I am glad to see that he too formed a few romantic relationships along the way, even if those girlfriends were more than willing to help him train if it means spending more time with him.
They practically consider it a competition and they were not holding back to be the one to win the right to end up being Sasuke's wife. I never knew that women were so competitive when it comes to obtaining and keeping a man they were interested in, In reality, my girlfriends and lovers were no better in that regard.
But like all schools eventually, students take their final exams and graduate and stop being students of the academy to learn lessons outside the safe and secure walls of the academy, to put the theory to practice, to learn to be a ninja by being a ninja and guided by experienced people that have lived that live longer than newly graduated Genin.
It was four years of some of the hardest learning I ever had to do, and some of the lessons I will never forget, but thanks to these girls who I consider my most precious people, I can not deny that my time at the academy was fun, and so after all those years I graduated from the academy.