This is a Naruto and Marvel Crossover Fanfiction Only.
Other Franchises will be included.
Naruto as time went by people began to lose against him time and time again, Tony simply said that to call him a card shark would be far too obvious to even be funny, Elon wished he had his luck, and so did the other men still trying to win against Naruto, even as he promised that this was for fun because technically had this been a serious bet, he would have to clean them out several times by that point.
"So Naruto how is it that someone as young as you managed got so good at playing poker?" Naruto laughed and told Cobe that appearances could be deceptive, he may look young, but he was the oldest person in the room, in fact, he had been alive long enough to see a bunch of punks throw an entire shipment of tea overboard, and even met a few men who wrote this little document in the city of Pennsylvania.
"George was a lightweight, he could hardly hold his liquor, but Benjamin was someone that I really had to work hard to get the guy drunk enough to get him to stop, Thomas was more worried about what his wife would think of him and Madison had this over-inflated ego that he always signed his name so ridiculously large it was not even funny trying to get him to remember that we didn't have either spare ink bottles or sheets of paper for him to pull that sort of stunt."
Tony began to ask him if he actually fought in the continental army then, which made Naruto laugh and told him he was one of the first people to get off the Mayflower, in fact, he was sent as one of the scouts by order of King George, so yes, he had been living in the US, long before the nation was even founded. "I had debates with Socrates about the nature of life, I watched the construction of the pyramids, I sailed the seas as a Viking, talked about fashion and weaving with Cleopatra, used to get drunk and argue with Ceasar and Mark Anthony, and even got a kiss on my right cheek by Amelia Earhart. Poker is just one of the things my friend and I picked up in our extremely long life."
Mayweather asked him if he met people like Michelangelo, and Da Vinci, or even been a gladiator in the Roman coliseum clearly making fun of him and thinking what he said was nothing more than a bluff. "Sure, I spent a few years as a Gladiator, those sponsorships were no joke let me tell you, and Michelangelo was not exactly very interested in me, I think back when I met him he was dating a guy named David, who knew that the portrait Leonardo painted for his wife would be considered such a masterpiece, even if it sat forgotten for I don't know how many years in that dusty storage area in that old french museum."
"I also was a regular customer of a rather nice bike shop owned by the Wright brothers. I and my friend fought in more wars than I care to remember, can I travel to the moon, you bet, I can go there and back in a matter of minutes, give me some good money and I can get a whole briefcase of genuine moon rocks for you. It is nothing that hard or even crazy for someone that can be called a demigod after all. I even fought as a hollowing commando, let me tell you that people thought that Hitler was nuts, well I happen to have met someone that was even nuttier than he was, Johann Schmidt, more widely known as the Red Skull, man, he was really crazy."
Tony decided to ask him more about his relationship with his father, "Your father and I met back when the SSR was first started, we worked together, and I and my friend and helped him and the other scientists, we even got him Vibranium by becoming friends with the King of Wakanda, we even helped your mother with taking care of her kids, and even changed the diapers of you and your sister. After all, again like I said before I was named your godfather, and my friend Sasuke was named the godfather of your sister. You and your sister used to call us Uncle Naruto and Uncle Sasuke back when you were still little, even embarrassed my friend Sasuke by asking a question that he would refuse to answer even today."
Floyd had to know what the hell was that question so he asked Naruto and Naruto simply smiled and told him, where do babies come from? I have never seen my friend as embarrassed as when little Antonia asked him that, he simply yelled that she should ask him after she was eligible to drink, and took off running.
"As I said, you don't have to worry about it, since you are not trying to rip me off, or cheat in our poker game, I am more than happy to let you keep your money. You would be surprised how much money you can make with a few careful investments and hundreds of years worth of interest and developing your investment portfolio. I am not hurting for cash at all. If anything the money I earned in a nearby underground tournament was all for me to use as my entertainment funds if for nothing else."
That immediately made them remember that some of them actually were watching the final fight of that very same tournament not that long ago, "You defeated Lucas Cage with a flick to the forehead that knock him out flat, even though I know that man is extremely hard to beat, but you made it look like you were disciplining a disobedient child, but now that I know you say you were one of the hollowing commandos well that makes more sense. I guess you were one of the people that got injected by the fabled super soldier serum, like Captain America and Captain Britain."
Naruto looked at Floyd and couldn't help but shake his head after he heard that, "No, actually we never got any sort of injection at all, that was reserved for the other members, we were too busy working the controls of the chambers for each of them. Our friend did offer that to us, but we told them, unlike the others we didn't need that at all. By the way godson, did you know that there are people in your casino taking advantage of your clients by offering them loans quite probably under horrible terms?"
Tony laughed and said that is to be expected, in fact, they took care of that sort of scam already, that is when Naruto told him he was offered a loan like that after the person who guided him to the high-stakes poker tables, "Apparently he said, that should I desire to take up a loan to keep paying, I should call a number on a card he handed to me." Naruto immediately handed Tony the card who was not happy to hear this at all, he immediately asked Happy to look into this.
"Speaking of the past, tell me Tony you and your sister finish making your own iron suits yet? I know for a fact that your father built and used one during the war, I happen to be one of the people that helped him perfect his arc reactor after all. I am asking because I am thinking that Cobe, Floyd, and some other skilled professional athletes, could become a rather good team of supposed superheroes if they had armor for self-protection and systems built in so that they can use the skills they have trained to fight off crime or save people, a squad of superheroes, guess you could call them the Athlete Squad since everyone would be a professional at least one major sport."
That is when Tony took a deep gulp of his drink and looked at Naruto. "What the hell are you talking about, Iron Suits, like what those Mecha you see in anime? Those are fiction, I deal with science, as for my dad, I never even heard him like science fiction books, much less make an iron suit or fought anywhere near a war unless it was an economic trade dispute. Come on kid, stop bullshitting us, be honest it was your dad who was in the Hollowing Commandos, right?"
Naruto was present when Tony and Peggy formed the organization that was to be the defenders of humanity, the SHIELD that protects their world, after meeting with the Kree and the potential danger they pose, he understood the idea, but it seems that these people also kept Tony and his sister in the dark about everything involving their father. This angered him to such an extent that without knowing he clenched his fist and caused the glass he was holding to shatter. Floyd look at him dump the broken pieces of glass into a waste basket nearby but his hand was not even scratched, "Man that is one hell of a grip, which reminds me what is the deal with the sick tattoo on your shoulder?"
Naruto told him that every member of the Howling Commandos in fact has a number tattoo on their shoulder, it was to identify the body should they be killed in combat, each tattoo had a number and Naruto just happens to be nine, his friend was number ten, "Tony I ain't making this shit up, your father and mother used to pilot large metal suits, they flew around and were our air support during our many missions during the last world war, as for me being the son of who you think is my dad, sorry, but I am still me, your father and I were in fact, good friends, I was his best man during his wedding, and even helped him learn to change a diaper."
"Your father's call sign was the Hydra Stomper, and your mother Maria, was often called Mercy, she saved our buts more times than I care to admit, they both piloted suits like I said, powered by your father's invention, the arc reactor. you want proof I got it, your father made weapons for each of us, weapons that would allow us to use our abilities to the very best we could, America and Britain got shields, and I got this sick-looking set of throwing knives, my friend got a sword that to me it was made to cause our enemies to have nightmares by looking at it if they survived."
Out of his pocket, he got a sick-looking belt pouch, and strapped along it were nine scary-looking daggers, "This is my nine gates, your dad made it for me, even allows me to draw them back in case they are thrown using electromagnetic force, you don't believe then take one of the blades and check it out." As Tony took the first one out he immediately felt how light it was but the thing that caught his attention is the two signatures on the handle of the dagger, they were the signatures of his father and mother, he knew they were genuine because his mother dotted her name with a heart symbol. Tony thought that she was trying to be cute.
All nine had those signatures and he knew that Naruto was not joking around, this means that his parents were, in fact, part of that unit, and they fought with Captain America, and Captain Britain in the last world war. Tony had to ask him, how involved was he in his father's inventions? Naruto laughed and told him it was thanks to him and his friend that they managed to get Wakanda to join the war effort, and supply them with the metal they needed, he knew almost everything about both the battery and the reactor since he and Sasuke helped him in the lab many times.
"You probably once heard of Greek and Roman myths, where the children of the Gods, would sometimes help humanity during many struggles and wars, the demigods, such as Herakles, Perseus, Achilles, well if you think about it like that then you should know I and my friend could be very well be called that, my divine father is Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki, and my friend's divine father is Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki, and much like his father he also has that horrible habit of hitting and flirting with any woman he thinks is sexy, his attempts to get a date from Mati Hari was embarrassing to see."
Musk just had to ask if his friend ever got married, and sort of settled down, to which he told him that his friend Sasuke indeed got married multiple times and remained married with his harem to the present day, "He was blessed with ten daughters, all as lovely as their mothers. They each work for that security company Sasuke made, much like my descendants work at my restaurant, I am however thinking of branching out and getting new branch locations around the world, which I will more than likely do by using the money I won here today."
As they kept playing and drinking, Happy finally returned to them and told them clearly who the person who gave Naruto that card was and what the person who this person wanted in this case Naruto to ask him for a loan. The man was a guy that was under the command of one Richard Falcone, who is a made man that is under the leadership of one Giovani Bianchi, yes the Bianchi crime family was once again trying to sink their hooks into the casinos owned by Tony's company.
Tony and his legal division had been working to crack down and eliminate this particular crime family as Tony actually considered them a danger to every person who either goes or works at one of his businesses, at first they were doing this simply because of the economic impact these criminals would have on their yearly profits, many people upon being offered a loan by Richard Falcone, and irrationally think that the casino in question was a front of the Bianchi Family, which in turn made many of these potential customers to leave or advice their loved one to avoid that casino altogether. Back when his father was still alive this wouldn't be so bad.
In this day and age where social media companies can share ideas with each other almost at the speed of light, now this was truly harmful, but the deeper he looked it was also harmful to his employees, some of them thought much like the previously mentioned people that Falcone and the Bianchi family were allowed to offer loans to people in the casino, and many of the employees due to national disasters or personal hardships, they got a loan from Richard Falcone, who essentially didn't solve their problems but rather made them worse by losing everything they own, and being in debt for the rest of their lives and in some cases the lives of their descendants to the fifth generation.
They had thought that these loan sharks were finally dealt with, until now when they found that they were doing this all over again. "So let me get this straight, you actually found the hidden underground arena owned and operated by the Bianchi Family, one where you won and hurt them immensely by winning ridiculous amounts of money betting on yourself, but now you are willing to help us take down those mobsters for good. Sure, I got only one thing to say, let's load up and declare mobster hunting season open."
Naruto didn't want to go in guns blazing many innocent people would be hurt or killed in the crossfire, instead, he came up with another idea, Naruto told them that they would launch through as many social media apps and channels as possible the idea that Kobe Bryant and Floyd Mayweather would do a free autograph and photo even to promote sports. This would draw as many innocent people away from the location, leaving only members of the crime family and people who worked for them. Elon and the other people cautioned however this could also be a way for the criminals to receive a certain warning of a pending attack, eliminating the element of surprise.
Naruto told them it wouldn't matter if they put up billboards that they were coming over to attack them because in all honesty compared to the forces Naruto and the other commandos faces during the war, this crime family was not even an actual challenge. "I promise that not a single person present will be harmed in any way, and in fact I want them to send all their goons at me, I will knock all of them flat on their asses and have them ready to be taken into custody, Tony only needs to do is hack into their computers and photograph documents to be used as evidence of their criminal activities, and no Tony, you are not going to go in guns blazing, let me take care of it. The last thing I need is your lover Mrs. Virginia Pepper Potts, to have any reason to want to hunt me down, I am not stupid, I avoid female fury as much as possible and whenever possible."
As they began to talk about the different parts of the operation each would be in charge of, Elon and Madison couldn't help but make fun of Tony that maybe he should ask permission from his girlfriend before even thinking of going up against fully armed gangsters. Elon would hack into the communication channels to prevent the criminals from hiring any extra muscle, and Mason would Kode and Floyd used some of his own nanite suits to knock down or disable any vehicles owned or operated by the mobsters trying to escape. Tony would essentially coordinate the entire plan by providing feedback on enemy movements from a careful and hidden location.
As Tony, Happy, and Naruto got in the car and Happy began to drive towards the place they knew the hidden arena was, Tony simply had enough of Naruto's comments that Pepper and he were in fact just dating, For Heaven's Sake they were engaged to each other and even had a child and they are in fact in a rather serious romantic relationship. As Naruto told them to stop two blocks away from where the Arena was and got out of the car, "For the last time, Pepper and I are not dating we are engaged it is simply logical when two people fall in love and can be together they would get engaged." As Naruto was ready to walk away from the rooftop where Tony was going to keep an eye on the situation Naruto looked at him.
"For the last time you are not coming with me, you got a gun but no actual combat experience, you stay here and tell us through these earpieces where the enemy is headed, as for you not dating her, I only leave you with one question, why not? just because you're engaged doesn't mean you can't still date her and take her out on many dates you know. After all, that is what I do with my wives."
As he walked over to the parking lot it seems he found some poor guy who was killed while he was clearly going to a Terminator convention dressed as the T-800 when he first drove into the police station, Naruto simply looked at him and promised to avenge him as he picked up the sunglasses he was wearing and decided to put them on. To most, it would be idiotic to wear sunglasses this dark in the middle of the night, but to him, the reason why he did so was to hide the way his eyes changed when he activated them, and he knew he would need to activate at the very least his Byakugan abilities if not fully activate his Doujutsu.
As soon as he walked towards the center of the parking lot, he saw that most of the mobsters were now furious at the idea that someone had dared to attack their base, as they quickly walked towards the kid they thought that they could intimate him until he dropped into a low stand he never showed in the tournament, "You made one mistake, every one of you is within my field of divination, three hundred and eighty degrees, six hundred and forty palm strikes."
As the thugs that were near were struck once each and as they kept falling unconscious on the garage floor, the pile of unconscious gangsters kept growing as within less than five minutes he actually managed to knock out most of their toughest fighters, and made the rest reconsider the choices that brought them to their current situation as they dropped to their knees and begged to be allowed to surrender. Kobe and Floyd using the test model of the nanite suit managed to stop six vehicles apparently trying to run away with some of their best merchandise, they were jampacked with narcotics even Colombian Cartels would say this was a bit much.
Well, hacking the computers in the place turned out to be akin to finding a buried treasure, the family didn't only have extensive records of their own criminal activities, down to the smallest detail which included who they actually had bribed, but also contained documents and information of rival families. It was going to be quite literally a cakewalk for the district attorney to make a case not only on the Bianchi Family but several key criminal families in the state.
In some cases, things were so bad that it showed records of several senators being in the take from at least two criminal families, that had illegal dealings not only across state lines but across national borders. The crooks were tied up, the evidence sorted and packaged the entire thing only missed the bright red ribbon to tie it all because it made the others think they pretty much gift-wrapped the entire thing. If there was someone who was complaining about it, it was Happy, since he didn't do much, and Tony who according to him he felt like he only watched everyone who actually fought against the mobsters, "Don't give me that Tony, without you we wouldn't have been able to get all the evidence before these crooks attempted to delete their hard drives and you know it. I say that the test of those prototype nanite suits proved to be an absolute success, all in all, the idea of forming a professional athlete squad of heroes is not so far into the future or as impractical as some would have called it."
Doctor Andrews had to admit that he was quite happy with the way his suits performed in this test run and he thanked Naruto for giving him the chance to test his creations, "I helped Howard test his inventions back in the day, I could do no less for you. In truth, if I am worried or scared about anything, it is how Ms. Potts going to react when she hears about our little adventure. Something tells me she will have an ax to grind with me, something about putting Tony at needless risk."
Musk simply laughed as he mentioned how in the world could something like that frighten Naruto when he just faced and single-handedly knocked out an army of mobsters by himself, Naruto told him he had been married for long enough to realize how scary a woman can be when she really is angry. Floyd simply wanted to know one thing, how in the world did he manage to knock them out so quickly while doing something he considered a few playful taps on their bodies?
Naruto told them that the human body had hundreds of points that if struck could cause a variety of things on a person, "I just hit them on the pressure points that would render them unconscious, keep in mind there are pressure points had I hit them, we would be calling the morticians rather than take them in custody. I fought in many wars, so don't be fooled by my appearance, I have killed a lot of people in my many years of life, and I will more than likely do so again, until one day the world achieves the dream, true world peace.