hello hello this is a special but it's stupid the og creator of this is Vo Memes and I decided to put the characters in and in this YTP he changed the names a bit so guess I should too anyways enjoy this stupidity of this YTP
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noice
(intro in Vo Meme)
*strange humor warning*
?: he took the name Wan...defender of Wetrocity I deicided to pick something a little more humble
MKBOI: MKBOI...incredibly cute the criminal genius and master of all villainy
*title*
Frank: welcome
(this is where we start)
*sunset*
*Mario casually falling*
MKBOI: here's my day so far RaaR went to jail lost my hat and got lost in my butt
*this is strange humor*
MKBOI: pretty good butt...still... things could be a lot worse
*BLACK HOLE*
Clarkson: still! could be worse!
Citizens on a dying planet: BRO WTF GOING ON IN MIAMI?!
MKBOI: how did it all come to this you ask?... IDoN'T knOw
*really how did it happen?*
Axel: THIEF!
*door opens*
Axel: read on your own time! open up
*beep*
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*beep 4x*
Axel: MOTHER[REDACTED]
*calm button repair sounds*
*opens*
*NUH UH*
Axel: the fu-
*nothing*
*where is the owner*
MKBOI: BOO
Axel: * *
MKBOI: OOOO *laugh*
Axel: *anger*
MKBOI: * *...good morning *LE SPOOK*
Axel: *LE SCARED*
MKBOI: *LE HAPPY* Greer HO great news I'm a changed BUTT and I'm ready to re-[REDACTED] society *would you trust this kind and trustworthy face?)
Axel: you're a [REDACTED] [REDACTED] sucker... and you'll never leave
MKBOI:...FAAF *LE SPOOK*
Axel: you got a present
MKBOI: is it a puppy?
Axel: from Wan to count every second of your 85 LIFE SECONDS
*concerned*
Axel: that's funny
*meanwhile*
JU JU: for years he's been watching us with his super SOUP saving us
*BOOM*
Ral: wow okay the stuff they make you read on the air that's un-[REDACTED]ing believable it's crazy
JU JU: I wrote that piece myself
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Brain: YOU [REDACTED] UP!
Ral: *brain_connection* what I was trying to say was it's [REDACTED] bull[REDACTED] what I was trying to say was I can't believe that in our modern SOCIETY they let like actual CHILD get onto the news
JU JU: [REDACTED]
Ral: what are we like let's just get a coffee or CHICKS
JU JU: come on! it's time to get in the WAN PPs DAY
Ral: well if I were Wetro [REDACTED] MAN I'd be watching you like *WATCHING RESPECTFULLY*
JU JU: Mhmmm
Ral: okay that sounded okay that sounded a little *DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE?* and that's making me feel weird the point is I would watching like some of that-
*NAPALM SPRAY*
Ral: love we are not in love
*AND THIS GUY IS NOT CRAZY FROG*
*prison*
*scanning*
*transformation from a J.K Simmons into ZIM*
*TRANSFORMATION SUCCESS*
"MKBOI": get back to work the city doesn't pay you to loaf
*REALISATION*
Cops: FREEZE
"MKBOI": wow what are you doing? guys?! IT'S MEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*stage*
Wan: all right...*gun* PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
*flys*
Wan: gimme some come on give it now give it to me
Yoda: oh my it's so much *LE SMACK*
Wan: YOINK *juggles babies
*throws*
*DEAD*
*YEET*
*DEAD*
*grabs mic*
Wan: HeeH * * SIIS...you know I just want you to bring it down a bit
*NUH UH*
Wan: bring it-
*F U*
Wan: down a bit
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wan: DOWN A BIT boys a little lower...thank you fellas let's get real for a moment
Random dude: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wan: YOU SHUT THE FU- SOOS the soup museum is cool! you wanna know what the gre greatest MEMES you gave me is do you really wanna know? really?
Random dude: AaA
Wan: I'll tell ya the greatest honor you've given me is Memes you to helpless people of Metro
*BEEP*
Wan: and at the end of every day *BREATH* well...I often piss myself
Citizen 1: YOU WHAT?!
Wan: I often ask myself...who would I be...without E
Citizen 2: I LOVE YOU WAN
Warkiplier: YOU SHUT THE [REDACTED] UP YOU SHUT THE [REDACTED] UP! YOU SHUT! THE [REDACTED] UP! YOU SHUT THE [REDACTED] UP! I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE!
Wan: I often ask myself
Warkiplier: WAS THAT A BITE OF '87?!
Citizen 3: HEY! [REDACTED] you mate!
Wan: and [REDACTED] you random citizen
*lair*
MKBOI: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*SLAM*
MKBOI: I tell you Chase! there's no place like evil COOC lair *in normal suit* ho-how do I look Chase? do I look bad?
Chase: like disgusting crap nuggets
MKBOI: you always know what to say NOW! back to laughing
*DEEP BREATH IN*
*OUT*
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*GASP*
MKBOI: she soosig
*chair*
*SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN*
Scary bot: AR AR *CRUNCH*
MKBOI: MMMMMMMMMM
*remove*
Some old [REDACTED]: Master Windu
JU JU: would it kill you to wash the bag?
Some old [REDACTED]: are you threatening me Master Jeejdi?
Master JU JU: SEES
MKBOI: you can scream AAAA...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (too much A's)
MKBOI: all you wish miss JU JU I'm afraid no one can hear you
*scream*
MKBOI: wuh? why isn't she screaming?
Chase: miss JU JU if you don't mind
MKBOI: like this *LIKE THIS* that's-that's a poo ladies scream
*CRUNCH*
*POOR BOI'S SCREAM*
Chase: Romania
MKBOI: DON'T! STOP! she is using her Harry Potter skills on your weak willy
Chase: *realization*
MKBOI: to find out all our seess
Chase: *BIGGER REALIZATION*
JU JU: what seees you are so predictable
MKBOI: predictable? PREDUCTABLE!? OH...UOOU YOU CAAC THIS! PREDICTABLE?! NYEH
*CITY [REDACTED]ING DIED*
JU JU: okay the spider's new
MKBOI: *INNER CHOIR SCREAM* SpIDaH?
Angel Dust: Horse poop
MKBOI: Yeeuhhh- YES! the...the speeps! speeider! instantly paralyze-
* installed
* INITIATED*
Chase: * initiated* *BONK* oh [REDACTED]
*THE BOI RISES*
*THE BIT SCREAMS*
MKBOI: WOOW!
*the boi [REDACTED] DIES*
MKBOI: [REDACTED] OFF! A *DEAD SPACE REFERENCE* HE BIT ME!
JU JU: give it up your plans never work
*gets up*
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MKBOI: *CRYING* * *...* * let's waste time and call your [REDACTED] BOI in tights shall we
*CRUNCH*
MKBOI: A
*stage*
Chris: I present to Wan his new sees museum if you please
*pew*
*BOOM*
****: listen you son of a [REDACTED]
WARK: THAT'S THE GAME THAT WE'RE GONNA PLAY OVER HERE YOU JUST GONNA SLAP ME AT THE [REDACTED] SIDE OF THE FACE
the "baby": WTF is your problem
Wark: SHUT THE F-UP!
*surprise meat bag*
A
*dark clouds*
*RICK ROLL*
Wan: YOU SHUT THE [REDACTED] UP...MKMUUM
MKBOI: OOooh BRUH
Wan: should've known that you'd try to crash the party
MKBOI: I intend to do more than [REDACTED] IT this is the day you and your moms shall not soon forget!
Wan: it's pronounced
MKBOI: BAGUETTE
Wan: HUH it's pronounced MEEMS
Frank: NO ONE CARES
Wan: we all know how this ends with you behind ballz
*fast forward in time*
*laugh*
*LE LAUGH*
MKBOI: ready the METH ray Chase!
Chase: METH ray readying
METH ray: enemy chaser
JU JU: can I go home now?
MKBOI: Of cooc that is if Wan can with stand the full concentrated power of the cooc and sauce and cooms...FIRE!
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REALLY?
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MKBOI: Chase FAAF
Chase: it's still warming up m'am
MKBOI: come again
*blue screen*
Chase: warming up
MKBOI: WOOW THE METH IS WARMING UP?!
THE COOK: GODDAMN RIGHT
MKBOI: FFFFFFFFFFFFF IDOIT!
Chase: why do you always blame me?!
Wan: *DYING*
MKBOI: BECAUSE YOU ARE RABBIT
Wan: *BONK*...WHAT A BUNCH OF BALONEY
MKBOI: what did he say?
*SLAMS*
Wan: good lord I'm trapped
MKBOI: what the [REDACTED] is you doin' bro?
Wan: this dome is obviously lined with COOM
MKBOI: Yeah
Chase: SIR! UH!
Wan: Coom...drains my powers
MKBOI: your weakness is cooms?! you're kidding right?
METH ray: IMMA FIRIN' MAH' LAZER BUEHG
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*BOOM*
Chase: oh daymn
*rocks*
*BOOM*
MKBOI: A
Chase: *COUGH COUGH* I don't think *COUGH* even he could survive METH ray
MKBOI: well...LeeL let's get our hopes you just yet
Chase: LOOK KOOK
JU JU: Wan
MKBOI: *gasp* Wan
Chase: HUH?!
BOTH: *PANIC*
MKBOI: A
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*PREPARE URANUS*
Skeleton: oh boi someone is gonna get BONED! *blue eye* PREPARE URANUS!
MKBOI: *PREPARING* OH GOD OH GUH-GOD-GOH-AH
JU JU: *gasp*
Chase: eughh
Skeleton: well [REDACTED]
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Chase: you...you did it M'am
MKBOI: NO [REDACTED]
*night*
MKBOI: lot of words lot of words for what?
Chase: *speaking in animal that crossing*
MKBOI* LOT OF WORDS...HeeH H
*THE WEEKEND*
MKBOI: HIT IT!
*RICK ROLL*
MKBOI: WUT DE [REDACTED]
*ON THE HIGHWAY*
*mario*
Radio: in the hardest times you have to break your NUTS...what's a woman...could be dream!...AAAAAAAAAAAAAA *DEAD*
Scary Bot: [REDACTED]
MKBOI: *MINUS EARS*
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* connection lost*
MKBOI: first off what a turnout!
Radio: A
MKBOI: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH...are there any questions?...go on...GO ON YES! you in the back
JU JU: I'm sure we'd all like to know what is going on inside your head
*going in*
Brain: time to take a piss...WEED EVERYDAY
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Bob1 da fuq
MKBOI: THE [REDACTED]...in the mean time I will [REDACTED] you ALL...*casually lagging*
Chase: *walks in*
MKBOI: now slam the door really hard
*REALLY HARD*
MKBOI: OH MY
*ZAP*
Chase: there she is! Mrs. evil overLOOL!
MKBOI: *sigh* Chase did you think I would ever (hold right there)
Chase: no way not at all M'am NEVER NEVER IN A MILLION I mean
MKBOI: B I T C-
Chase: yee-NO
*fast forward in time*
Chase: I WANNA RAAR *SHREDS* COOCC
MKBOI: HEY HEY HEY nut
Chase: is something wrong M'am
MKBOI: just think about it we have LOOL
Chase: yes you've made that perfectly clear
MKBOI: then why do I feel so...HORNY
Chase: da fuq
MKBOI: unhappy
Chase: INTERNET
*outside*
Ral: and wraar wrap this BEES up and give it to a fifty baby ninjas on Christmas cause we're done
JU JU: okay see you tomorrow Ral
Ral: wait Julia I'm having a bees in my house you should come over I got memes rented a bouncy clowns made a galloon of SAUCE it's gonna be sick
JU JU: oh I don't know Ral I don't really
Ral: Noooooo * * no no no that's the best part it will just be like you and me
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*staring respectfully*
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Common sense: RUN [REDACTED]
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JU JU: wow that uhmm that's certainly
Ral: I did hired a wedding photographer that's just in case we were like something crazy happened and we'd want a picture of it like EVER
JU JU: Uhm I'm gonna pass
Ral:...WAAAAAAAAAA what's wrong with me renting a bouncy CHICKS?! CLOWNS don't like bouncy houses they like bouncy CHICKS * * * * [REDACTED] TRASH YOU ENITER SPGDSAGEYT *gone*
JU JU: WHAT THE FU
*on top*
Damien: *dies in yoda*
JU JU: hello? is someone there*
JU JU: who's there
Shrersh: oh hello there
DKBOI: look I wouldn't stay here for more than two minutes and thirty seven seconds if I were you *TABLE VIOLENCE* we're having the woows and sees's removed
JU JU: wow... as long as there's evil good will GIVE UP
DKBOI: I wish
JU JU: I beliil that someone is gonna stand up to MKBOI
DKBOI: you really think so?
JU JU: yeah it's like they say memes aren't born they're made
DKBOI: *REALIZATION* memes can be made THAT'S IT! OH OH OH OH all you need is the right ingreer ingredients
JU JU: yeah
DKBOI: GREER
JU JU: yeah THE DANK
DKBOI: yes
JU JU: EARAPE
DKBOI: of course
JU JU: gfsgsdfGTYETETbTe&%TYRWUyueyunaesty4w
DKBOI: IMPERATIVE! and a smidgen of BULL[REDACTED] oh with that anyone can be anyone
JU JU: yeah
DKBOI: OH HO HO HO
*SPEEEEEEEN*
*YEET*
*PAIN*
DKBOI: OOOOOOH...run!
*outside*
MKBOI: BAA...time to put the time behind the future
*BOOM*
MKBOI: OH [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]...[REDACTED] ME [REDACTED] ME *BONKED*
*lair*
Chase: wait wait what? why would you do that?
MKBOI: so I have someone to [REDACTED]
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Chase: WHAT
MKBOI: Chase I'm SKIBIDIUP without a MDADA...WAIT A MINUTE *BOOM*
Chase: wut?
MKBOI: a pipe with no *one_minute_of_metal_pipe_falling_ 3*
Chase: wut?
MKBOI: a bullfighter with no balls in other words I have no butt... now ask me how I'm going to do it!
Chase: how are you
MKBOI: GO ON
Chase: how
MKBOI: ASK
Chase: how are you gonna do it?
*donuts in the air*
MKBOI: I'm going to give some-
WHY DONUTS BRO
MKBOI: whenanounonuon I don't know who yet Wan's SAUCE BEHOLD Chase UOOOU Wan's KEK look closely tell me what you see
Dandruff: you are [REDACTED]ing
Chase: Dandryff?
MKBOI: AHAHAHAHAH YEEEY *le laugh*
*the dank creator*
*the [REDACTED] creator*
*nokia ring*
MKBOI: WTF is this [REDACTED]
Chase: seems to be emanating from there M'am
*picks the [REDACTED] up*
MKBOI: O-llo
Chase: uh it's hello
MKBOI: oh OOOH...O-LLO
JU JU: Damien it's Rar
MKBOI: it's RAR
JU JU: I'm already hot on his trail
MKBOI: and what gives you that idea?
Chase: uh M'am
JU JU: I just found her secret hide out
MKBOI: HOOOH OHOHOHOHO HOW DID SHE FIND MY HIDEOUT?!
JU JU: this the only building in Meemscity with a fake observatory on the roof
*WASTED*
Chase: GET F'D!
JU JU: *gasp 3x* *G A S P* there's a door mat that says secret E
MKBOI: *PREPARE URANUS* CHASE YOU [REDACTED]
Chase: I kept forgetting where it was
MKBOI: SHE'LL DISCOVER ALL OUR SAUCE you dip-[REDACTED] creation of mother nature... from first time experience I can tell you now she's an absolute [REDACTED] oh no not you Julia no I was just yelling at my mother...don't do anything I'll be right there...eReeRe
*there*
DKBOI: Julia
JU JU: *SPOOK'D* og I'm glad you're here wait how did you get here so fast?
DKBOI: well I uh
*what really happened*
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DKBOI: walking
JU JU: in a suit
DKBOI: uh huh! it'a called...WALKING Chase code...SEES
Chase: YoU kNow THe WhOLe PoiNt oF a CodE iS
DKBOI: oh code SFTU
Scary bot: AR AR AR AR AR *grabs*
DKBOI: IT'S ME YOU FOOLS
Chase: AaA AaA AAAA *A in holy choir*
MKBOI: It's Mommy
*and this is floor*
JU JU: *GASP* MK Pepega what have you done with Damien
MKBOI: Damien?! oh yes I'm doing...horrible things to that man I don't wanna get into it but
*the blue oyster bar song*
*jumps in*
Some Wark: WHAT THE [REDACTED] FUF
WANNA JOIN?
*A*
*SLAM*
Ral: Julia?
MKBOI: you're gonna break it
*PEW*
MKBOI: OH [REDACTED]
*bounces*
*light saber*
*pipe*
Ral:...Julia?...*IT "PENETRATED"* *falls*
MKBOI: *GASP*
*tinks*
*BOOM*
DKBOI: AaA
JU JU: wow it was really exciting
Ral: A A A
JU JU: you really strong in there
Ral: Waw
DKBOI: I know
Ral: AAAAAAAAA Da fuq
JU JU: Ral what happened
Ral: like 50 baby ninjas started to attack me so I HAD TO PUT 'EM DOWN and I-I DID
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Ral: that was weird for everybody
Chase: siis? code did you find out Geoffrey?
DKBOI: huh huh UUUUUUUU OH OH
*NANOMACHINES SON*
MKBOI: code get cocaine
Chase: code...what the [REDACTED] M'am?
*there*
MKBOI: who is this FAT FUUUF we've infused with power like power
UOOU
WAAAAAAAAAAAU
*Lois look I'm dead*
*hacking the mainframe*
Chase: Rallaal suuts he's 28 years old 28 criminal records actually no...
*all the criminal records in one video*
Chase: DA FUQ
Ral: could this day get anymore fantastic
*YES*
MKBOI: RAL STUATAT STUART prepare your [REDACTED] for your DOOM Ral? Ral? Stuewart am I saying it right
Chase: it's STEVEN
MKBOI: a
Ral: AAAH is this a robbery?! the baby ninjas across the hall has way better "STUFF" than me
MKBOI: quick the spray!
Ral: A
Chase: whoops all out
MKBOI: well use the BONK stick
Chase: oh right
*BONK*
MKBOI: *gasp* just look at him
Chase: noo he doesn't look quite the hero type
Ral: A
MKBOI: power couldn't ask for a finer clay *SNIFFFFFFFFF* I smell "COKE"
Chase:...what?
BKBOI: oh you look fantastic
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*THE NEWS SLAYER*
BKBOI: Raar
Rir: what's going on?!
BKBOI: easy my child I AM YOUR father's brother's nephew's cousin's formal roomate
Rir: HOH?! and you are...what?
Chase: I'm your space step-mom
Rir: *inner voice* DAYMNN is thos some kind of MeeM
BKBOI: this is a...*brain connection lost* this is a meem that cooms
Rir: what kind of meem?
BKBOI: un#%!$ %!#^ $# it's unF with with with with without fuuf
Rir:...wow
BKBOI: yeah! I know this is alot to take in it may take months for you to come to grips
Rir: NO [REDACTED]ING WAAW WAY *BRUH*
BKBOI: I wasn't finished
*BOOM*
BKBOI: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand AaA
Chase: someone
*SURPRISE*
Chase: *SCREAMS IN NANOMACHINES
*CRASH*
Rir: I'm okay! *BRUH* *BRUH* *BRUH*
*bad apple*
Rir: *get's on top*
*AYO*
BKBOI: what the f are you
Rir: YOU *SLAPPING CALMLY* DIE *RIPPING LEGS OFF CALMLY*
MKMARK: I can't feel my legs!
Rir: I said bubba they ain't there
*shock*
BKBOI: the flames of me EEvil burn my head bright *burns* *siren* now you say something cool back in me
Bender: bite my shiny metal [REDACTED]
BKBOI: it doesn't look so shiny to me
Bender: shinier than yours meat bag
BKBOI: No no no no no
Rir: WOAOWOAOWOAOWOAOWOAO AAAA *casually lagging in air* *SPEEEEN* *SLAM*
MKBOI: he is hopeless HOOH SEES
Chase: maybe we should change tactics
MKBOI: you think so?
Chase: OOooooh
*bosco's 2.0*
Chase: oh you know how BOIS are they love videogames I could throw a few parts
MKBOI: can't wait
*book*
BKBOI: Aaaand action
Rir: HOH? *LASER* NYOOOOOM
*happy singing*
*scared screaming*
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BKBOI: rar rar rar RaaR Ral stretch anal
Rir: OH
BKBOI: I think you're ready for this
Rir: do I have a SooS
BKBOI: NO you make me piss it stretches it's for you!
Rir: hey what's a R stand for?
BKBOI: RiR
Rir: RiR what's that suppose to mean?
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Me: long tailed RIR making a saas
*glitching in source engine*
Rir: oh
BKBOI: do you have someone special in your life Ral?
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Rir: no
BKBOI: lal
Rir: but there's this really really really really really really good looking one I've got my eye on currently
*SHEGO?!*
BKBOI:...that's very good romance is very inspiring
Chase: who wants churros
BKBOI: IIIIIII I do do
JU JU: this is Julia JU JU this is rock pleasantly confused
Chase: well you seem in a very good mood tonight M'am
MKBOI: hoh? OH yes how long is this going to take Chase
Chase: just a few [REDACTED]s and I will be done with your most terrifying kek yet I'm calling it *tip*...the black
MKBOI: black?
Chase: Black!
MKBOI: black?
Chase: THE BLAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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MKBOI: *inner voice* wut da fuq perfect O O Ooo OO OOOOOOOOOOO gosh I am running late I have to go
Chase: *sound* wut?
MKBOI: O
Chase: what's going on here?
MKBOI: what?
Chase: wait a minute *sniff* *NOSE SURGERY IN A SECOND* * F* are you wearing JooJvggdyqdicivuhabc *HUH* perfume?
MKBOI: this is my natural saauce
Chase: *gun* [REDACTED] I CAN SMELL YOUR [REDACTED] THROUGH GLASS
MKBOI: now where are the spaghetti ah
Chase: YOINK this is about Ms. JU JU isn't it? you're going on a date with her *pokes eyes*
MKBOI: * *
*MKMKMKMKBOI*
*laugh*
MKBOI: nooon nno
*come on ft. sadat X*
MKBOI: UoooooU mu main maam * * get out of my butt
Chase: oh this is bad THIS IS BAD you fallin'!
I'M FALLIN
*FALLIN IN A*
MKBOI: SeeS
*extends*
Chase: what happens when JU JU finds out your [REDACTED] is flat!
MKBOI: *emotional DAMAGE* you are forgetting your place Chase!
Chase: [REDACTED] YOU!
*checkmate*
Chase: UUUUUUUUUUUGHGHAGH
MKBOI: that's the point of lying *button*
Chase: AHH
*CHASE [REDACTED]ING DIED*
JU JU: I know I'm so clool I can FEEEEEEL it...*hoh in speeen* wait a minute *walks in krabs*
*pelo falls from 100 floor*
JU JU: Rir?...what's a Rir
Rir: my super Rirs are burning
JU JU: A
Rir: I usually just [REDACTED] the criminals...you haven't been naughty have you? your very own heroic COOC of pure awesome WeeW what's your name just kidding I know everything about you oh and I brought some flowers TAKE IT
JU JU: NO
Rir: TAKE IT
JU JU: please
Rir: TAKE THE [REDACTED] FLOWERS!
*a clam way to give someone flowers*
Rir: ok you don't like flowers
JU JU: AaA
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Rir: save ya
JU JU: *screams in stinky rat*
Rir: you are LUCKY *YEET*
JU JU: *screams in AAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Rir: have such a great hero here
JU JU: *screams in Kirby*
Rir: SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING! !
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*brain connection restored*
Rir: Oh OH right * * right DUH I GOTCHA *FLIES LIKE CRAZY FROG*
*tower*
JU JU: are you crazy?
Rir: CRAZY I WAS CRAZY ONCE THEY LOCKED ME IN THE ROOM A RUBBER ROOM WITH RUBBERS RATS RATS OH I HATE RATS THEY MAKE ME CRAZY CRAZY I WAS CRAZY ONCE THEY LOCKED ME IN A RUBBER ROOM WITH RUBBER RATS well prepare to have your mind blown lady
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Rir: IMMA GENETIC FREAK!
JU JU: what?
Rir: AND I'M NOT NORMAL
*FLYS OFF*
*door opens*
*more doors open*
*door*
Sally: BOOOO!
MKBOI: okay Chase you were right...my [REDACTED] was not tight we should stick to what we're good at be [REDACTED]in'
*BLUE [REDACTED]HOLE*
*yeah*
*BLOW*
Scary bots: AR AR AR
*WHISTLE ON LOW VOLUME*
Scary bot #69: WHAT THE FU-
MKBOI: YOUOY YOU...UUUUUUUUUUUUUU YOYOYOYOOYOYOYO you there
some random fish: who me?
*SLAM*
MKBOI: yeah you!...bring out...the blaal
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Scary bot #17: WHAT THE FUF
*movement*
MKBOI: hello there
*pat pat*
*SLAP*
(Vo's favorite scenes in the movie)
MKBOI: IT'S TIME TO IT'S TIME TO DU DU DUDU DUDU DUEL it's time to go down with style *goes down with style*
citizen: AYO WTF?! *dies*
Demoman: LMAO
Some dude: *screams in Vegeta*
black is black I hit my sack oh it hurts so BAD yes yes yes yes I'm HIGH look at my tie...WHAT THE [REDACTED]
MKBOI: I hear there's a new hero who dares to challenge my eevil head where is the one they call RIR *LMAO*
346 minutes later
*sunset*
MKBOI: this is embaab...IT's just (save it) ballsy and incipient *GOTTA GIT GUD* seseseses *minus ears* irresponsable RUDE UNPROFESSIONAL THAT'S WHAT THIS IS
*MINUS EARS*
MKBOI: would Wan have kept me waiting?
Rir: Yes
MKBOI: of COOC not he was a pro!
Rir: hey MK pepega! you're actually the guy I wanna see also GET THE [REDACTED] OUT OF HERE!
*game*
MKBOI: do you play the WoW
Rir: could you just shut the [REDACTED] up for one second I'm trying to beat this level
*GUN*
MKBOI: were you even planning [REDACTED] UP? what's this?
Tullio: GOLD!
MKBOI where did you get all this stuff
Rir: it does belong to me
MKBOI: YOYOYOYOY STOOOOLE IT?!
Plankton: CORRECT
*family feud*
MKBOI: WUT you're a hero!
Rir: BEE I only took the gei to get the Wii and it turns out...NICE JOURNAL and it turns out Julia doesn't want to do the do with me *laser*
MKBOI: Julia JU JU
Rir: yeah Julia JU JU I saw her at dinner making dinner at some intellectual WEEB * * that's why Ithink WE EeeE should make dinner
MKBOI: what
Rir: yes
MKBOI: NO
Rir: yes
MKBOI: NOOON
Rir: YES YES YES
MKBOI: WHY WHY WHY?! AAAAA I am the good guy you are the goo villain I do something good
*connection of a brain and brain was lost*
MKBOI: and you COME that's why I CREATED YOU
Rir: yeey right you're nun
MKNUN: I can't believe
Rir: YOU'RE NUTS! space dad told me
MKBOI: look I'm your space dad!
*OH GOD*
BKBOI: you should be more like Wan
Rir: AaA
MKBOI: OH don't like that huh well there's more
Soldier TF2: NO
DKBOI: I'm also the intellectual WEEB
Rir: when I get my hands on my hands I'm gonna
MKBOI: SeeS SEES bring me to justice oh gosh how I missed this
*PUNCH*
AAAAAAAA
*bonk in source engine*
MKBOI: and the hero strikes the first blool but evil returns with the baab hand *MK [REDACTED] SLAP*
*ZOOM*
*BOOM*
MKBOI: AHAHAH YeeY YES
RiR: *PREPARE URANUS* get your [REDACTED] back here BOI
Citizen: AAAAAAAUGH
MKBOI: SHHHHHHHHHHHH *sneaking in krabs*
Rir: come out you little [REDACTED] I wanna see pavement with that big brain looks like a PAVEMENT...hello?
Arm: *HELLO*
Building: *HELLO*
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Miriam: ok
Rir: you little blue tw%t! *BONKED*
MKBOI: EnGARDE OHOHOHOOH
RiR: UUUUUUUUU YEET...*cs_1.6_item_ 3*
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
MKBOI: now that's the PISS spirit now it's time for some witty back and forth banter you go first
Rir: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*BONK*
MKBOI: *OOOH IN SHOCK* *BONKED* *OOOH IN GOD*
Rir: this one's for space dad making a FOOF out of me *BONK*
MKBOI: *SCREAMS IN GOKU*
*BONK 3x*
Rir: and MKMI-*BREAKS*
bruh
Rir: this was for SPACE YOU LAAL
MKBOI: I mean I have a few notes
Rir: NOTES?!
MKBOI: *pats* but they can wait you can take me to jail now
Rir: oh NONONO
MKBOI: Woawwowowo
Rir: GAME OVER
*gasp*
*button*
*disappears*
robot: I'm gonna br- *FARD*
MKBOI: SCARYBOTS?! AAAAAAAAAA
Me: she survived trust me
*glitching in source engine*
*BRUH*
*BRUH*
MKBOI: bruh
*NOM*
MKBOI: Guess what...it's made from COOMS you're powerless against it
Rir: *tink tink* guess what?
MKBOI: wussup? tell me
Rir: guess what!
MKBOI: wussup
Rir: GUESS WHAT!
MKBOI: WHAT?!
Rir: I'M GA-*PUNCH*
MKBOI: OH MY GOD
Rir: YooOY *throws*
*STRIKE*
Chris: we're saved we're saved Rir has freed us!
Rir: oh I wouldn't say "FREE" more like NUH UH *BONK*
Chris: A
*rings*
[REDACTED]?
*STARES RESPECTFULLY*
JU JU: what do you want?
MKBOI: BOOBIES (WTF)
JU JU: congratulations [REDACTED] you! *PUSH*
MKBOI: A
JU JU: you gave him these RIRS can't you just take them away?
MKBOI: lol no I lost my [REDACTED]-diffuser gun when I misplaced the invisible CAAC the night you dumped me alone...in the rain...did you ever used crack?
Probably won't make: HELLO LOYAL VIEWERS
JU JU: NO!
*BONKED*
MKBOI: A MY GIANT BLUE KNEES
JU JU: whoops I huess we're here
MKBOI: [REDACTED] so..this is where he hid it after all these years
Mr. CRACK: GET OFF MY LAWN
JU JU: you know I think there's an apology in order for the other night
MKBOI: okay that would be nice but make it NICE we have much NICER matters to deal with dedededede
*rick roll*
MKBOI: wow
JU JU: can we try to stay focus here
MKBOI: yes of course right foofsd
JU JU:...hey! come over and look at this
MKBOI: WHAT IS IT?! *OOF'D* *BOI APPEARS*...wow
JU JU: uhmmm...look this ice has glass cubes in it
MKBOI: yes that's what happens when the water gets old
JU JU: no what I'm saying is don't you think it's a little odd the ice hasn't melted yet?
Wan: *SHOCK*
MKBOI: one of life's great mysteries
*CREAK*
*a more dramatic scene*
*DUN DUN DUN*
Wan: A
MKBOI: A AaaA * *
*double A*
*TV coral*
*Chase enjoys*
Gary: meow?
Chase: AAAAAAAAAAAA
MKBOI: you're alive?!
Warkiplier: hi my name is Warkiplier and I've never done drugs
JU JU: how could you DODODODODO this you were dead
MKBOI: are you ghost?
*is he?*
JU JU: there had better be an amazing explanation for this
MKBOI: PEE apparition *slappin his cheeks* shoosh noon
Warkiplier: *sigh*
O_O
O-O
Warkiplier: okay okay okay okay okay OKAY you both deserve the truth
Wan: Cooms drains mY PoWerS!
Past MKBOI: your weakness is coom?!
Wan: hehehe
Warkiplier: when your METH ray hit...I never felt so DEAD
MKBOI: OH GODOHFHDS
Warkiplier: Ruarar Weiliviw check this out I can't see through leaaaaaadddddd
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JU JU: that's the cutest thing I've ever seen in my entire life
MKBOI: WHAT KIND OF BULL[REDACTED] IS THIS?!
JU JU: UGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGH *BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK* how could you do this?! OooO the people of the people relied on you and you deserted them *DOINK* *critical hit* you left us in the hand of HER no offense
MKBOI: [REDACTED] you
*fast forward*
Me: we are skipping timeline are we now
TV: was that the bite of 87 ?I HAVE TO FIND? Chinco le p0r DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS
Rir: amogus
TV: ?hey I'm Chase Chase m-?
MKBOI: JU JU?
JU JU: MKBOI i don't even know if you knowing but if you are...GIVE UP
Herb: give up
JU JU: the MKBOI that I knew would have run from a fight
MKBOI: AXEL WooW AXEL * * DONT LEAVE ME HERE! *cough cough cough* MICHAEL! if you want to hear me say it? I'll say it here it is... from the blackest part of my [REDACTED]...AaaA SooS *SLAM*
"Axel": not buying it
MKBOI: BOO
"Axel": A
*tower*
Rir: this is the real world and you need to WAKE UP WAKE WAW WA WAWAWAWAWAWA
*music*
*hoh?*
Random citizen: the F is this piece of-
"MKBOI": WAKE UP LIEUTENANT
Rir: REEEEEEEEE
*breaks in lego*
JU JU: *Screams in yoda* *then reverse*
*rebuilds in lego*
THE GOOD ENDING
TOWER DID NOT FALL
*AAA*
THE BAD ENDING
OH [REDACTED]
*PETER*
JU JU: no
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Snotty BOI: we-we can''t be staying out late blah blah blah whatever I'll do What I WANT!
*close eyes*
*SPLITS*
"Wan": please let's have a little RESPECT for public transportation
JU JU: you came
Mario: where am I?
"Wan": you were roght Julia I should have left
OOF
LMAO
Rir: Ooooh I- woow I-I thought you were BRUH
"Wan": my death was...PRANK so *PREPARE URANUS* you're the [REDACTED] I've heard about *I AIN'T TYPING THAT*
Rir: AaA!
*POWERING THEM LEGS*
Rir: YEEY
"Wan": you [REDACTED] [REDACTED]! get yo [REDACTED] back here!~
JU JU: WooW!
Clocks: TICK TOCK
"Wan": going somewhere
Rir: AAA
*THE MAGE STARE*
*SPEEEEEEEEEEN*
HOH?!
*BONKED*
"Wan": you know whats good for you Rir you'll stay out of Wetrocity
Rir: you got it
*gone*
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Rir: STOP! WAIT A MINUTE there's only one person I know who calls this town Wetrocity
MKBOI: Shiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Rir: YOOOOOO
MKBOI: OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
Rir: Nani?!
*MEGA STARE*
MKBOI: HAHHAHAH
Rir: do you honestly think you are [REDACTED]ing funny?! *SLAM* you [REDACTED]ing UGLY LITTLE CU-
MKBOI: A *SCREAMS IN RAGE*
JU JU: *gasp* the invisible CAAC HEY! remember that night that I dumped you?
*how much time does he have?*
JU JU: do you really think that I would ever be with you?
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no
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MKBOI: *Cries in pain*
Rir: this is the last time you make a foof out of me
MKBOI: you are [REDACTED] you FOOF!
*TRIGGERED*
*PUNCH*
*ZOOM*
*FARD*
*screams in pain*
*crawls in krabs*
Rir: you're soos
MKBOI: OH you [REDACTED] KIDDING ME! Chase if I live I will-
*BREAK*
MKBOI: hey Ron
Rir: Hey Billy
*RIP*
MKBOI: hehehe
Rir: YEET
MKBOI: AAAAAA
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*ends*
MKBOI: so this is how it ends?
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MKBOI: BUT I'M NOT DONE YET WHAT CAN I SAY DIE HARD
Rir: say bye bye Julia huh
CUBE: WOOOOOO...WOOOOOOO
MKBOI: *rehydrate* O-LLO
Rir: OH [REDACTED] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *gmod death effect*
MKBOI: GET F'D
Chase: *COUGH* gduwgdyigfutgywfdjhgq *death*
MKBOI: *throws* DIP-[REDACTED] CREATION
*ends*
Me: okay am I done...yes...will I make doom syndicate...I have no clue...I don't have Peacock and the small girl will me Priya if I can some how but I am done seriously okay bye