One Piece: Strawhat Theater
"Our Mrs. Monkey"
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And now, a bit of silliness... You might call it filler. This is before the time skip, but most definitely after the wedding, and after Thriller Bark too. Just so you're not wondering where Ace-chan is...
"Namiiii...!"
Nami sighed as her husband whined into her ear. She'd just been sketching out her latest map, and here the idiot was bothering her when she'd expressly told him not to.
"Luffy, what is it?" She asked.
"Well," and here Luffy handed her a list. "I got a petition from the crew to give to you since you control the money."
"Wh-Wh-What?" Nami screeched, looking over the requests and tallying the cost up in her head. "This is a hundred thousand berry! That's way over budget!"
"But Nami, they all really, really want this stuff!" Luffy whined. "Also, we need more meat."
"You ALWAYS think we need more meat," Nami sighed. "Why don't you kill a Sea King if you want more meat?"
"I want more variety in meat than just Sea King Meat!" Luffy pouted, looking adorable. Frankly, she was severely tempted to just give in. But she was going to be the brains of this marriage and Luffy couldn't just get his way! He couldn't walk all over her.
"I said no! Besides, we need to save as much as we can," Nami huffed. "We can't go wasting money recklessly!"
Luffy pouted for a bit longer... Before his face gained a devious grin. He wrapped his arms around her shoulders, and began kissing and licking at her neck. Nami trembled as her skin flushed.
"L-Luffy!" She gasped. "Stop that!"
"Tell you what I'm gonna do, shihihihi," Luffy whispered hotly into her ear as his hands began to roam. "We're gonna find a pirate ship, loaded to the brim with gold..."
Nami felt a rush of heat go through her. "Ah... Gold...?"
"And jewels," Luffy went on, licking up her shoulder to her throat. Nami let out a moan.
"J-Jewels... What kinds of jewels?"
"Emeralds, diamonds, pearls, rubies, anything else we can find," Luffy murmured, lightly nibbling her ear. She trembled and gripped his roaming arms... But she didn't let them stop.
"Uh... Uh huh...?"
"And dials, and money, and clothes," Luffy went on, "and I'll kick the asses of the entire crew..." He grinned devilishly at her. "And we'll pillage and plunder every. Single. Bit. Of it."
"All... All... All of it?" Nami asked huskily.
"Mmhm~," Luffy practically purred. "And we'll sell it so we'll have enough money to make a pile so that I can make love to you on it." He smirked as he saw Nami's eyes darken. "How's that sound-Ulp!"
Nami had siezed Luffy by the shirt, and pounced on him right to the floor. Luffy wasn't entirely sure, but he thought he could definitely translate her actions into a "yes".
It helped when she said that word later... And repeatedly.
"I've taken your budgetary requests into consideration," Nami said later to the crew, her hair disheveled, her clothing awry, her skin glowing and a wide relaxed smile on her face, "and have decided to accept most of them."
"My panty proposal included?" Brook asked.
"I'm not feeling that generous," Nami said flatly. Brook sighed. Ah well, there was always next time.
Chopper chatted happily about the new medical books he was going to buy with his raised allowance, Usopp laughed to himself about his new tools, Franky was quite pleased with his new magazine subscriptions, Zoro pleased he was getting new weights, and Sanji fairly happy about new ingredients.
He still shot Luffy a dirty look on the way out, but the strawhat-wearing Captain could not care less.
Robin stopped at the hatch outside, looked back at Luffy, and winked. She nodded and left. Nami frowned at this.
"What was that all about?" She asked. Luffy grinned.
"Nothing... There were some things we missed in the budget, Nami~," Luffy growled. Nami giggled and tried to escape her husband's arms.
She didn't try very hard though.
"My God," Usopp gasped when they got out onto the deck, "marriage has done the impossible, and made our stingy navigator generous!"
"I would not have thought it possible! Her cold heart has been melted by Strawhat's passion!" Franky said. He threw a fist into the air. "TRULY THIS IS A SHIP OF MIRACLES! LIKE IT HAD BEEN BUILT THAT WAY!"
"You'd know, right?" Usopp asked.
"I AM ON A ROLL! OW!"
"She is generous, true... To a point," Brook sighed. His panties...!
"I know! She's never raised my allowance before!" Chopper said cheerfully. "Maybe she'll do it again next year!"
"One can always hope," Usopp sighed. He rubbed his chin. "Maybe if we could get her and the captain to do it even more...?"
"I don't think they'll need much incentive," Robin said with a smile.
"OW! Nico Robin! Must you torment us with your voyeur abilities?" Franky cried.
"Mm... Love is truly a wonderful thing," Robin chuckled. Franky sighed.
"So... You going to let us know when Luffy's gotten Nami into a good mood for the next budget meeting?" Zoro asked Robin flatly. The archaeologist smiled demurely.
"I'll consider it... For some... Incentive~?" She raised an eyebrow. Zoro stared at her.
"Like what?" He asked. Robin just chuckled.
"I'll think of something~..."
"Damnit," Sanji moaned. "On one hand, I want to wring that rubber bastard's neck... On the other hand," he sniffled, "Nami-swan is so generous and lovely in marriage!" He threw his arms up. "WAAHHHH! I AM SO CONFLICTED!"
"Then would you at least be quiet about your conflict?" Zoro grumbled.
"Bite me, Mosshead!" He sighed.
Poor Sanji. But he really does bring this on himself...