(The scene opens with the Pickles family still gathered in the living room)
CHARLOTTE: (suddenly remembering) Wait a minute, I remember now. In your song, you accused me of getting breast implants!
STU: (calmly) Ah, yes. We did.
CHARLOTTE: (indignantly) Well, let me tell you, my breasts are real and spectacular!
DIDI: (doubtfully) Really, Charlotte?
CHARLOTTE: (defensively) Yes! And another thing, you accused me of being a white collar criminal!
STU: (smiling) Well, you do have a bit of a reputation, Charlotte.
CHARLOTTE: (outraged) I am as honest as my idol and ex-lover Donald Trump!
TOMMY: (rolling his eyes) Oh boy...
ANGELICA: (sighing) Here we go again...
CHARLOTTE: (still ranting) And you accused me of cheating on Drew with younger men!
DIDI: (smiling) Well, we did hear rumors...
CHARLOTTE: (defensively) I only cheated on him once, with my assistant Jonathan! And that was just a little slip-up!
TOMMY: (exasperated) Mom, stop. Please.
ANGELICA: (resigned) Yeah, this is never going to end...
(The scene ends with Charlotte still ranting, while the rest of the family looks on in exasperation)
FADE TO BLACK.