It wuz a day dat wuz liek any otter on Rokkenjima, cept dat da FIMALY wuz gathered due 2 granpappy KinzeOh fatlly dyeing becase he wus kelled to deaf bi a luthal shork buttack on the toilette, kausing him to dye und no longer be aleve, ending his life. He had ten tins of gald and erreryboddy wnatied it. SUDDENLY, a woman appwdered. "I am a wWatitch name Beattjthrtrice! Da troo heir is the ontytly huuman dat can can toudhch dat guld! Salve the magic mordors to ackess da guld!"
"USELISS IT"S ALL USYELESS!" shouted Battler Utsuroshita.
"YPU ARE JOOST POOPER WEIHHGHTS!" he souyhthed at the sevneen stakoes. "YOU AREE O STIFFED LOIN, SAKUTARO! UND DOSE UNMUMBRIOY WOMEN AROE SOWED OFTN SHITGUNS!"
"FIne, dere ison noo magic(k). oYup goyt da holgoldor." Sdcijndcaid BOIOTrice.
Bottler touchendc da gaold.
"No Bittler yOu are the magic(k)."
And then Buttler was a camel.
"DA TGOLD MKAEES NONHEIRS A FURRY!" golaated Boyotriyce in RED. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA! ! #$ ! #!~! !$%^%$#$%$# #!"
Biteof87ler Urmamashitty hod no mauth (tinnydicknically he did butt ut wauz a camel moth so he coujkld not speak in red or blue or porpl,e or #FFD700 or just even fregnnnalerly 4 dat mutter) naud he mastu blame aueytthijk gio i on smaooll bombsz.