(Beavis and Butt-Head are watching SpongeBong HempPants)
BEAVIS: (excitedly) Yeah, yeah... check out this show!
BUTT-HEAD: (equally excited) Yeah, it's like... SpongeBong HempPants!
(SpongeBong, a sponge made of hemp, appears on screen)
SPONGEBONG: (excitedly) Whooo's ready for some hemp-tastic adventures?
BEAVIS: (laughing) Yeah, yeah... this guy's like... totally hemp-ed out!
BUTT-HEAD: (equally laughing) Yeah, he's like... (in a mocking tone) ...a sponge made of hemp... what a concept!
(Spliffward, a giant joint with a grumpy expression, appears on screen)
SPLIFFWARD: (sarcastically) Oh joy, another day in Bikini Bottom...
BEAVIS: (laughing) Yeah, yeah... this guy's like... totally burnt out!
BUTT-HEAD: (equally laughing) Yeah, he's like... (in a mocking tone) ...a giant doobie with an attitude!
(Hashbrick, an obese brick of hash, appears on screen)
HASHBRICK: (sluggishly) Duuuude... like... what's up?
SPLIFFWARD: (disgusted) Ugh, Hashbrick, you're like... soooo lazy!
HASHBRICK: (defensively) Hey, I'm just conserving energy, dude...
BEAVIS: (laughing) Yeah, yeah... this guy's like... totally baked!
BUTT-HEAD: (equally laughing) Yeah, he's like... (in a mocking tone) ...a giant brick of hash with a bad attitude!
(Mr. Cracks, a crab made entirely of crack cocaine, appears on screen)
MR. CRACKS: (maniacally) Ahahahaha! I'll never run out of crack! I'll never run out of profits!
BEAVIS: (laughing) Yeah, yeah... this guy's like... totally cracked out!
BUTT-HEAD: (equally laughing) Yeah, he's like... (in a mocking tone) ...the ultimate crackhead!
(They watch as Mr. Cracks schemes to get more crack)
BEAVIS: (mocking) Oh no, Mr. Cracks is worried about... (in a mocking tone) ...his crack supply!
BUTT-HEAD: (equally mocking) Yeah, and he's like... (in a mocking tone) ...soooo desperate for a fix!
(They both crack up again)