(Beavis and Butt-Head are sitting on the couch, watching TV)
BEAVIS: (excitedly) Yeah, yeah... check out that chick!
BUTT-HEAD: (equally excited) Yeah, Erin Esurance... she's like... (in a mocking tone) ...a total babe!
(They start brainstorming ways to impress Erin)
BEAVIS: (excitedly) Yeah, yeah... we'll like... (in a mocking tone) ...save her from a fake accident!
BUTT-HEAD: (equally excited) Yeah, or we'll like... (in a mocking tone) ...offer her a fake insurance policy!
(They both crack up)
BEAVIS: (laughing) Yeah, yeah... that's gonna work!
BUTT-HEAD: (equally laughing) Yeah, she'll be like... (in a mocking tone) ...totally impressed!
(They try to come up with a plan to meet Erin)
BEAVIS: (excitedly) Yeah, yeah... we'll like... (in a mocking tone) ...go to an insurance convention!
BUTT-HEAD: (equally excited) Yeah, or we'll like... (in a mocking tone) ...create a fake insurance company!
(They both crack up again)
(They eventually meet Erin at an insurance convention, trying to act cool)
BEAVIS: (trying to sound suave) Hey, uh, Erin...
BUTT-HEAD: (equally awkward) Yeah, hi...
ERIN: (confused) Hi... can I help you?
BEAVIS: (stammering) Uh, yeah... we just wanted to... uh... get a quote...
BUTT-HEAD: (equally stammering) Yeah, for like... (in a mocking tone) ...our non-existent car!
ERIN: (polite but uninterested) Okay... well, let me see what I can do...
(Beavis and Butt-Head try to flirt with Erin, but she's not having it)
ERIN: (firmly) I'm afraid I'm not interested in anything other than insurance...
BEAVIS: (disappointed) Oh... yeah...
BUTT-HEAD: (equally disappointed) Yeah... that sucks...
(They both walk away, dejected)
FADE TO BLACK.