A/N:
Turbosa22c- I don't know why….but reading over this book makes me wish that Darkness wasn't the main antagonist. I mean he could make an appearance like what you did with Salem…but not as an antagonist. I feel like you have all these cool characters that could used as bad guys….but then they just become Darkness' puppets. Tyrian and the cult of Salem were honestly great to be the main bad guys and then Darkness came in.
I don't know man he reminds me of All For One in
MHA…where even after HE FREAKING DIED he still managed to become the main villain…WHEN SHIGARAKI WAS RIGHT FUCKING THERE!
Aw. And I liked All For One. . . Or did I just like his theme? Man, that theme of his was badass.
Guest-I don't know if it's just me…but reading over this book…I can't help but feel like Darkness didn't need to be the main antagonist. I mean each character as their own was good….and then they just get turned into Darkness' puppets. Like he can have a cameo or two like Salem…..but I feel like he didn't need to be the antagonist of this book. Keep Tyrian and the cult of Salem as the main ones or honestly Kadaj and his crew are just as good.
No. It's not just you. Honestly, I was hoping Darkness would be more of a threat, but KOG ended up being MUCH longer than I had ever planned it to be. I thought it would be, what, fifty chapters, max? Now look at it. This is chapter 100! ONE FREAKIN' HUNDRED! What a milestone!
Turbosa22c- I know I'm like super late to this…..but I'd have to give your Jaune a 6 or a 6.5.
Reason being…..he's too damn lenient. Personally I don't care if my boy shows me puppy dog eyes I am not carrying him on a journey where he can get killed!
Like what the actual fuck is he gonna tell Ruby if Argent gets injured or worse….straight up dies!
"Hey Rubes so our son got killed by the Raudan lady….."
Jaune honestly gives me those fun uncle vibes. Like the ones who would spoil you and let you do irresponsible crap and not tell your parents.
Personally after the first time Argent snuck out to go with them…. I would've deadass carried him back home and grounded him. Like I said Jaune is kind of irresponsible.
And that's not even beginning to talk about all the woman he's slept around with and has made children with. No I do get that a lot of them broke up with him and kept the child secret…..but counterpoint…DON'T HAVE SEX UNTIL AFTER MARRIAGE!
Like goddamn! Did we forget going on dates is a thing! Sitting back and watching movies with your girl is a great fucking way to spend time
(I am basing all this off on the information that the intercourse Jaune had was consensual…..unless those bitches took advantage of him (looking at you Raven) then I apologize for my rant)
Like I said My Jaune would defo have a stern lecture to give your Jaune.
Hey, at least you answered. But damn, a 6 or 6.5? I'm hoping you rate Homer Simpson or Richard Watterson much lower than that. I wrote Jaune to be a loving father who cares about his kids and isn't a bumbling idiot like most American cartoon dads... or just plain retarded like Peter Griffin.
Does he have flaws? FUCK YEAH, HE DOES! Is he like most cartoon dads? Well, he actually loves his kids, he doesn't reject any of his children, and he raises hell to keep them safe. Yeah, he ain't no cartoon dad. Though, letting Argent travel with him is a bit du- *remembers most anime kids* On second thought, Argent has a WAY better life than most kids.
I think you're looking at this through an ideal HUMAN EARTHLING (and possibly American... or CANADIAN*spit*) lens, but Jaune and Argent live in Remnant. Their rules aren't the same as ours. . . God, I hope not.
I mostly wanted to know how Jaune is as a dad, not as a himbo. And I'll admit it, the man is a MASSIVE himbo. Seriously, the guy falls in love too easily. Then again, the women he dates falls in love with him, too. Jaune somehow has an awesome and crappy love life all at once. Well, at least he finally has Nimueh as his wife now! Whoo!
Ghira was doing paperwork, making sure everything would be ready to make the new villages once the oases were formed and the Mo'o was dealt with, as well as making sure the road crew would be ready when Lady Rain arrived in a few more days. As he was checking out the work, he heard a knock on his front door.
"Kali, could you answer that?! Oh, wait, she and Nimueh should be out shopping."
Meanwhile, out in the Menagerian Sea.
"HOLY CRAP," Nimueh went when she reeled in a moonfish the size of her and Kali combined.
"Look at the size of that beast! Blake will be happy about this," Kali giggled.
"Uh, couldn't we have bought this at the market?"
"Sweetie, NOTHING can compare to fish caught fresh from the ocean. Besides, I'VE never seen a moonfish this size at the market."
"Uh, good point."
Ghira answered the door himself, surprised to see Byakko before noticing the other two Beast Gods. "Oh, Lady Inai, Lady Mahina; I see you've returned from your mission. I assume it was successful?"
"That's right, youngin. Oh-ho-ho."
"Well, would you all please enter my home," Ghira asked as he stepped aside, letting the three powerful Faunus enter his home, all of them bowing in respect to their leader. "I must say, I wasn't expecting to see you, Lord Byakko."
"Lord Byakko saved us," Inai said as she sat down at the table, the rest of the group joining her, with Ghira sitting at the head of the table, of course. "The Mo'o is even more powerful than we suspected. Not even my Storm was a match for it."
"Its sheer power bested your Semblance, Lady Inai," Ghira asked in shock, considering Inai's Semblance is considered to be the most powerful on the island.
"That's not totally true, youngin," Mahina began. "It was only thanks to Lady Inai that we survived the beast's first onslaught. Her power clashed and canceled out the monster's attack. If not for her, the rest of us might have been killed."
"However, that doesn't change the fact that our Beast God styles are useless against the monster," Inai said. "Save for one style."
Everyone looked at Byakko.
"I will admit that my technique did prevent the monster from burying the Research Team, but that doesn't mean the Tiger God Style can best it. The Fifth Claw was able to destroy that sandstorm, but the other Claws are virtually useless. The First Claw, Pouncing Tiger, is a stealth-type technique, and even though It's easy to land on the nape of that beast, no one has claws long enough to pierce that creature's brain stem."
"I doubt most even have the strength for such a feat," Inai said. "That creature has the strongest natural defenses I've ever seen. An actual pickaxe was needed to carve the creature's scales."
"Come again," Ghira went.
Inai dug into her satchel and took out a piece of the monster Yuma gave her.
Ghira picked it up, analyzing it. He readied a claw and poked it before trying to scratch it, not even leaving a mark on it. "Mm, and we thought the Diablos carapace was sturdy. Armor made from this beast would be among the most powerful on the island."
"If we can slay the beast, that is," Mahina said. "So far, only Lord Byakko could damage it with the Tiger God Style. I'm sorry to say, Lady Inai, that even the Eagle God Style's Secret Technique might not be useful against it."
"Oh, I wholeheartedly agree. Phoenix Down might do more damage to the user than against the Mo'o. What about the Wolf God's Tenth Fang?"
Mahina sighed as she shook her head. "The beast is too large for the Fenrir's Howl to affect, even with Feral Wolf boosting it. Besides, I'm too old to use that technique anymore. . . But that youngin. He could do it."
Inai thought of it. "Yes. And being the Grimm King might even make it more powerful in his possession. What's more, with his access to various wings, Phoenix Down would be at its most powerful in his arsenal."
"Did you show it to him," Mahina asked.
Inai shook her head. "I only showed him the Three Talons of the Eagle God Style. He's more than skilled enough, but he himself admitted he needs more practice."
"Oh-ho-ho. A wise young man, he is. Ah, but there is one secret technique that I KNOW will do damage to the beast." Again, they looked at Byakko.
"The Proud Fierce Tiger," Byakko said as he raised his hand, his claws practically shining in the light. "Many consider it to be the most powerful technique anyone can learn. What's more... is that anyone CAN learn it, but very few can use it. The stronger the Aura, the more powerful the technique, meaning it is perfect for this so-called Grimm King."
"Does that mean you'll train him," Inai asked Byakko.
Byakko sighed. "Has he at least been taught the other four styles?"
"He's currently training with Lady Kai," Ghira stated. "Other than you, she is the last Beast God he needed to learn from. Of course, he chastised himself for waiting for so long after his encounter with an Orochi at the Moana Oasis."
"Very well. Lord Ghira, once he returns and he has proof of learning the Shark God Style, send him to me," Byakko said as he stood up. "I will teach him the Tiger God Style so that we can be ready to slay the Mo'o."
It was peaceful on the surface of the sea. The sun was shining, not a cloud in the sky, with the waters as calm as can be. However, thunder was heard. Yet, it sounded as if it was coming... from below. If one looked closely, one could see small ripples on the water's surface.
Beneath the ocean was a beautiful sight of life under the sea. Menagerian Sea Faunus took keeping their ocean clean very seriously. You would be hard-pressed to find so much as a piece of tissue floating around. It was clear and clean, and everything was easy to see: the swimming fish, the coral reefs, and the ocean floor were easily visible.
Truly, a beautiful sight.
That sight was interrupted when a little hand slammed into a massive palm.
Jaune was looking down at his son with a teasing smirk only a father could give to his annoyed son.
Argent then swam around his father, trying to perform the Shark God Style's Fourth Fin: Mako's Sphere, the very same technique Marina used to kill the Thulhu in Atlantica.
However, though the boy was extremely fast, he wasn't as fast as his father, who canceled the technique by sticking his hand out and catching the boy by his face. Jaune then proceeded to spin his son around before tossing him away.
Argent regained his balance before shaking his head, growling at his dad. Jaune just flexed his finger, goading Argent to attack, knowing full well the boy would let his temper get to him. He showed that he knew his son well, the boy charging at his father.
Kai was watching her students spar, her eye twitching as she laughed nervously. "Monsters. I trained a couple of monsters. I didn't even have to train Lord Arc for a week before he mastered all the techniques. No wonder he's considered the strongest of his kind. Er, former kind? He's not human anymore, so- EEP!" Kai ducked in time to avoid a water slash. She looked back to see it was still going, too quickly and far for even Kai to be able to tell who made it.
She sighed before looking at the Arcs and clapped with enough force to get their attention. Well, the vibrations she caused caught their attention, anyway, the two looking at their teacher.
"Alright, you two. That's enough. Swim over here," she said as she flexed her finger. The two swam to their teacher. "Jaune, you have plenty of air, right?"
"Of course. I have gills, remember?"
Kai giggled. "That's true. You're basically a Faunus. Sadly, your son doesn't have such a luxury. Do you need air, my Shark?"
Argent gave a thumbs up, but Jaune still created an air bubble and stuck it on Argent's face. The boy looked up at his father with an embarrassed look.
"You really think I'm going to take chances with my own kid? Besides, do you really want to make your mom worry? Remember, she can read your mind, too." Argent sighed in defeat, knowing full well he couldn't hide anything from Nimueh since he was technically one of her chosen wielders. So, he took in as much of the magically summoned air as his amazing lungs could handle. If he wanted to, he could hold his breath for an entire month. Definitely needed if a human wants to use the Shark God Style.
Kai nodded after Jaune took his hand away from Argent's mouth. "Alright. Both of you have learned all five Shark God Fins. The First Fin: Blue Shark's Bite. The Second Fin: Hammerhead's Slam. Third Fin: Sand Shark's Storm. Fourth Fin: Mako's Sphere. Fifth and Final Fin: Great White's Corkscrew. You've learned all five fins, and I have nothing left to teach you."
"That... sounds insincere," Jaune said with a raised eyebrow.
Kai giggled. "You have a good sense of hearing, Lord Arc."
"Please don't call me that," he sighed.
"That is what I would NORMALLY say to average students, but you Arcs are anything BUT average. It's been a long time since I've met anyone worthy of learning the Shark God Style's Secret technique, let alone two. The fact that it's father and son makes it even more amazing."
Kai then swam past the two, gaining some distance from the two.
"Is that distance necessary," Jaune called.
"Absolutely! That is how powerful this technique is!" She then took a stance, one arm across her chest (over her modest chest). "That part wasn't necessary," she growled in embarrassment. Her other arm stretched across her back, her palms open wide. She then took a deep breath, concentrating. Her Aura then began to glow, as if she was activating her Semblance. That's how it looked at first glance.
On the second inspection, it looked different. It almost looked like her Aura was flowing into the very waters around her.
"Shark God Style Secret Technique." Her eyes then shot open, her pupils completely covering her eyes to make them as black as a hungry shark. "Dakuwaqa's Drought!"
Before Jaune and Argent knew it, a massive and powerful whirlpool was rushing toward them. Jaune immediately grabbed Argent protectively, the two hugged each other for safety. Then, they felt the awesome rushing force of the water. It took even Jaune quite a bit of strength and endurance to withstand the water. Then, it was gone... along with the feeling of wetness.
The two looked to see that the ocean was gone.
"Whoa," they went in unison.
"Wait a minute. Dad?"
"Yeah?"
"How are we still swimming?"
"Huh?"
Jaune and Argent looked down. "Oh," they went with half-lidded eyes.
"WHOA," Argent went after he and his dad fell, Jaune carrying his son before landing on his feet.
Jaune then placed his son down before the two looked around.
"No way. Dad... we're... we're..."
"Standing in the middle of a whirlpool. No. . . A waterspout?!"
"Yup." The students looked at their smiling teacher as she walked toward them. "This is Dakuwaqa's Drought, also known as the Shark God's Punishment. This is the most powerful technique in the entirety of the Shark God Style."
Peela was napping in her tree when she heard the loud boom. She opened one eye to see the waterspout before closing it. "Showing him the Shark God Style's Secret technique," Kai? Guess that means I need to show him Quetzalcoatl," she yawned before going back to her nap.
Mahina was drinking her tea when the water spout erupted. She instinctively looked toward the heaven-piercing water before taking another sip. "Oh-ho-ho, if he is skilled enough for Kai to teach him Dakuwaqa, he should be ready to learn Feral Wolf." The old woman took another sip of her tea before fully opening her cloudy eyes. "I always wondered how dangerous a combination Fenrir's Howl would be with Dakuwaqa."
Inai was in her kitchen, preparing dinner for when Howl and Kaha get home, considering they might not have a lot of family dinners for a while once Kaha goes to help build Moana. As she was setting the pork roast in the oven, she heard the boom and looked out to see the waterspout.
Inai's eyes seemed to glow as she stared at it. "He's ready to learn the Secret techniques." She extended her wings. "He can learn the Phoenix Down."
Finally, in Byakko's hut, the old Faunus was meditating, as still as a statue, unmoving. Then, his blue eyes popped open the moment the waterspout shot upward. "He is ready to be taught," he said. "BOTH of them."
Jaune and Argent walked around within the eye of the waterspout, both in awe.
"I can't believe my teacher did this. I thought only you could do stuff this crazy, Dad."
"Under normal circumstances. Not even Semblances can compare to this. Feats like this should only be possible through magic or Dust. Hazel wasn't even this amazing in his final fight against Salem. How are the Faunus not more dominant with power like this?"
"Well, there aren't a lot of Faunus who can perform Dakuwaqa," Kai began. "And it's not just because they're not Sea Faunus. Not many Sea Faunus can use it either."
"Is it because of their Aura Levels," Jaune asked.
"Oh. You noticed."
"It was a bit hard to see, but you were definitely letting your Aura flow into the water," Argent said. "I didn't even know Aura could do that."
Kai giggled. "And that's precisely WHY Faunus aren't as dominant as humans. It's not that humans have a better understanding or better control over Aura. They just decided to utilize methods that help overcome the boundaries of Aura."
"Technology," Jaune said.
Kai nodded. "Weaponry, to be more specific. This waterspout could most certainly take down most aircraft. In fact, I'm willing to bet it can do some serious damage to the late Caroline Cordovin's robot."
"I got punched by that thing. After experiencing your waterspout, I have to agree with you, especially since you're holding this one back."
Kai giggled. "That obvious, huh?"
"Um, there's no reason for you to go all out in a demonstration... right," Argent asked sheepishly.
Kai giggled. "You really are an Arc. Brilliant to the end. It's as you both said. This isn't Dakuwaqa at its most powerful. However, it's still a great example. You saw how much time it took me to perform Dakuwaqa, right?"
"Enough time for a bullet to stop you," Jaune said.
"Exactly. The Beast God Styles' Secret techniques take some time to perform. Time that technology bypassed a long time ago, which is why many Faunus forgot the ways of the Beast God Style and how powerful it is. All most see is the high-risk opening anyone can take as you charge up the technique."
"High risk usually means high reward, doesn't it? That's what Aunt Yang says."
"Sadly, not many follow that old philosophy anymore. It's sad to say, but many are too impatient to learn martial arts, let alone techniques as dangerous and powerful as Dakuwaqa."
"I think we can learn it just fine," Argent said with his hands behind his head and a toothy smile. "Right, Dad?"
Jaune nodded in agreement. "A technique like this could be really useful against stronger enemies underwater, especially if they need water to live."
Kai smiled. "I'm glad to know there are still some who take martial arts so seriously, especially Faunus Martial Arts. It's soothing, knowing my culture will live on through my pupils." Jaune ruffled Argent's hair, making the boy giggle. "Now, you might want to use Great White's Corkscrew to get back into the water safely," Kai said as she backed away.
"Huh? Why," Jaune asked before he felt raindrops. He then looked up to see that the waterspout was collapsing. "OH, CRAP!"
"YEAH, YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE CAUGHT IN THAT," Kai said as she Corkscrewed out into the sea.
Jaune and Argent followed her lead, Corkscrewing perfectly back into the water.
Jaune still hugged Argent tightly, confusing the boy. His confusion turned to understanding when he felt the massive pressure of the collapsing water burst toward them. He felt a bit of it, but Jaune took most of the brunt.
It didn't last but a minute or two, but Argent felt like his entire skeleton was shaking. His dad, on the other hand, stood back up, tall and proud, barely seeming phased at all by the blast. When Jaune looked down, Argent couldn't help but sign:
THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!
Jaune chuckled. "It was pretty awesome, wasn't it? Definitely worth learning."
"Glad you two think so." They looked at Kai as she swam over to them. "Because you two are going to learn it. Think of it as your graduation exam."
Jaune and Argent looked at each other before looking back at their teacher.
"Fine by me," Jaune said while Argent signed, both ready to learn their first Secret Technique.
It was nightfall. The moon was shining, the sea was twinkling, and all non-nocturnal Faunus were asleep in their homes.
Out of the water walked the three Shark Gods, Kai at the front.
"I say again: I trained monsters how to fight. You realize it usually takes decades to learn Dakuwaqa's Drought, don't you?"
"And how long did it take you," Jaune asked.
"About a year."
"Doesn't that make you a monster, too, Ms. Kai," Argent asked.
"Urk. I see your point." Kai sighed before she stretched, her points popping loudly. "It's been a ridiculously long time since I've used Dakuwaqa's Drought, let alone teach it. Then again, I haven't had students in ages."
"But you're my swim teacher."
"She means in the Shark God Style, kiddo."
"Oh. That makes sense."
"You know what doesn't make sense? That one of my best students ever is a freakin' human child and the other is basically the ultimate Faunus. And they're father and son!"
"Yeah, my life is seriously weird," Jaune said nervously.
"Ya don't say," Kai deadpanned. She then sighed. "Ah, whatever. I've had my fun. Argent, I'll see you at school in two days. You said I'm your swim teacher, but you seem to forget I'm your Marine Biology teacher, too."
"Urk!"
"Mm. Argent, you didn't forget about your test this week, did you," Kai asked as she gave the Stern Teacher Look at Argent.
"You have a test this week? Have you been studying for it?"
Argent looked away from his dad and teacher and began to whistle. Good thing he was good at it. The useless things he learns from his Uncle Sun.
Jaune sighed before looking at Kai. "Do you do afterschool tutoring?"
Kai sighed. "You know, people will accuse me of favoritism. I'm practically giving all of my time to your son."
"Is that a no?"
Kai sighed. "I'm a teacher. Of course, I give extra tutor sessions. He can come over to my home at around five. I usually have nothing to do. I'm certainly not busy as a Beast God. I'm not Mahina or Inai, and I'm CERTAINLY not Byakko."
"What about Peela?"
"Oh, she's worse than I am! She actively CHOOSES not to do anything. One of our greatest fighters and she spends most of her time in her hut napping... or seducing innocent people."
"Mrhm?!"
Kai looked at Jaune. "Victim of her Semblance?" Jaune just sighed. Kai also sighed. "I'll see you in class, Argent," Kai said before walking away.
"Goodnight, Ms. Kai," Argent called, the beauty just waving as she walked away.
Jaune then looked up. "Man, it's late."
"Uh, I don't have a curfew, do I?"
"Well, I never had a reason to give you one. Wait, yes I did. You used to love running around in the forest, so I gave you a limit of 8 pm before I had your mom drag you back."
Argent snickered. "Scary times."
"Eh, you're with me. I'm sure it won't be so scary," Jaune said as the two arrived at the Belladonna Estate. "We're home," Jaune called out.
"Mom, Aunt Blake, Ma Kali, Pa Ghira, Big Sis, we're home," Argent called out.
"They told you to call you that," Jaune asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Mhm."
"Still not tired of that," Kali called.
"I most certainly got used to it," Ghira chortled.
"Geh! Dad, I think we're in trouble."
"What makes you say... Oh. Uh, hey, honey."
Nimueh was standing in the hallway, arms crossed, foot tapping. "Welcome home, babe."
"Still love that," Kali called.
"Uh, so, how can I make my hot wife happy again," Jaune asked with a nervous smile.
Nimueh was quiet for a bit. "Jaune Salem Arc, what time is it?"
"Uh... Jaune took out his scroll. "Ten at night?"
"That's right," Nimueh went in a sweet tone. "Now, what time do we usually like to have dinner?"
"A-Around five."
"Mhm. And what do you usually do when you know you're going to be late?"
"C-Call my loving wife?"
"And what did you not do?"
Jaune slumped down. "Call my wife."
"That's right," Nimueh went in a sing-song tone as she uncrossed her arms, showing she was holding something.
"Uh, honey, you don't need to threaten me with a weapon, you know," Jaune went nervously.
"What weapon? This is just a cooking utensil," she said as she smacked the ladle on her hand with enough force to make it crack like a whip.
Argent hugged his dad, shivering in fear of his mother. "M-Mom?"
"You know, your Mama Kali and Aunt Blake ate your portions."
"It was one of Nimueh's best, Jaune! You really missed out," Blake called.
"She spent a lot of time on it, especially since she caught the fish herself," Kali called.
"OH, CRAP," Jaune went, quickly understanding the situation.
Nimueh smiled dangerously. "Well, aren't we smart?" Father and son were shivering as the mother's shadow engulfed them.
"DIVINE PUNISHMENT," Nimueh went.
"WE'RE SORRY," they went, their apologies followed by the sound of a whip.
A/N: This next part is totally non-canon... because it's a joke. As you remember, the Arc Family is technically royalty. As such, Anita is a princess, and RWBY is based on fairytales. You know what else is based on fairytales?
Omake:
"WHOOOOOAA," Anita went as she flew through who knows what due to an enemy's Semblance. She was trying to steal what were supposed to be blueprints worth millions of lien from a thief who specialized in mechanical theft when the man used his Semblance on her. All Anita remembered was a bright light flying through something crazy.
"OOF," she went after landing in the middle of a room filled with beautiful women. "Well, that was unpleasant. Mm? Oh, dear. Hello."
The women surrounded her, pointing various objects from a sword to a fork at her. A blonde woman shattered a glass shoe and pointed the end at Anita.
"Oh, please." Anita then performed a rising spin kick, disarming some of the women before taking out her own sword and pointing it at the throat of the one swordswoman in the room. "I am one of the greatest thieves in the world. I've been in much worse situations than this."
"A thief," a brunette with braided pigtails asked.
"I'm hoping you haven't heard of me, since master thieves shouldn't be too famous to the public, but allow me to introduce myself," Anita said as she sheathed her sword and courtesy. "I am Anita 'The Nanny' Vanille, daughter of Trivia 'Neopolitan' Vanille and Jaune Salem Arc himself. Surely you have heard of him?"
"Um, no. We have not," the beautiful black woman said.
"Oh. That's surprising. Not very many don't know of the King of Grimm."
"King," the tropical beauty asked. "Doesn't that make you a Princess?"
"Mm? Oh. Well, I suppose it does. Oh, that's correct. I did earn the title of the First Princess of Grimm recently, didn't I?"
"Huh. What kind of a Princess are you," asked the copper-skinned beauty, the colors of the wind blowing her hair.
"I'm sorry," Anita asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Do you have magic hair," asked the blonde beauty with exceedingly long hair.
"Um, I can change my hair color at will," she said as she made her blonde hair turn red.
"Ooh," she went.
"Magic hands," the ice beauty asked as she used her magic.
"Under the correct circumstances," Anita answered. "Being the descendant of the First Grimm Queen gives me access to magic, after all."
"Do animals talk to you," asked the one who tried to cut her with the glass slipper, her, the copper beauty, and the desert beauty being cuddled by animals.
"That's not my Semblance. Closest to that was when I nearly had a relationship with..." Anita sighed. "Never meant to be."
"Were you poisoned," asked a snow-white beauty.
"My enemies have attempted to do so."
"Cursed," the black beauty and a beauty reaching for a spinning wheel asked.
"Um... technically?"
"Kidnapped or enslaved," asked the long-haired beauty and a beauty with brown hair.
"Almost?"
"Did you make a deal with an underwater sea witch where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs," the red-haired beauty asked.
"What?! NO! But my father has dealt with underwater sea witches."
"Have you ever had true love's kiss," the snow-white beauty asked.
"I... can't say it was true love, but I have kissed someone before."
"Do you have daddy issues," the desert beauty asked.
"I wouldn't say that. I have a fine relationship with my father. . . Though, he doesn't quite yet know I'm his daughter, yet."
"Aw," the princesses went as they hugged Anita.
"Please, stop."
"And now for the million dollar question: Do people assume that all your problems were solved because a big strong man showed up?"
Anita jolted. "Uh, does my father making one of my jobs easier and technically saving me from crooks count?"
"SHE IS A PRINCESS," they all went.
"Well, this is the strangest scenario I have ever been in. I doubt even Father has been through such an ordeal. Who are you?"
"Oh, I'm Cinderella."
'Didn't father and mother have an enemy named Cinder,' Anita thought.
"My name is Snow White."
"Mine is Belle.
"I'm Princess Jasmine."
"Aurora."
"Pocahontas."
"Rapunzel."
"Ariel."
"I'm Queen Elsa."
"And I'm her sister, Anna."
"My name's Mulan."
"And I'm Tiana."
"Merideth."
"I am Moana."
'Isn't that a village father helped make possible on Menagerie,' Anita thought.
"We're the Disney Princesses," they all went in unison.
"Disney? What is that?"
"You don't know about Disney," Snow White asked.
"So, you're not owned by it," Aurora asked.
"My dears, no one can own me," Anita said with a bow.
The Princesses sighed. "Consider yourself lucky," they all went in unison.
"Oh, dear."
And that's the end of that. Obviously, Anita's little side story is COMPLETELY non-canon. Just a cute little joke of one princess meeting others.