Pokémon Trainer Hero

Chapter 71: Return to the USJ part. 3

The whole class broke out into a panic of questions, accusations, and yelling all directed at All Might, who simply continued to keep his smile in the heat of the uncomfortable awkwardness, unable to speak or defend himself in face of the panicked and furious teenager! However, their ridicule and accusations were cut short by the cry of a warning siren. All eyes turned to the sound and in floated Rotom who was producing the siren!

He turned off the sound effect after getting all their attention and zipped over to the teens while exclaiming, "Emergency Emergency! All Might have gone loco in the cocoa! Buzzt. He's about to attack dressed as a-", he stopped himself midway after seeing All Might bound to the metal sheet. "Oh, I see you already found out and took care of it….never mind. Buzzt.", He awkwardly dejected while taking a more neutral mannerism.

"Rotom?", Uraraka questions.

"Where the heck have you been?", Iida exclaims.

"Stuck in a wall. Buzzt. No thanks to some people! Buzzt. Took me ages to wiggle myself free.", Rotom stated as he rolled his eyes and floated angrily over to All Might and zapping him lightly.

"I-I'M SORRY.", All Might pathetically apologies.

"Rotom you aren't the phone, you could have just popped out and flew over to warn us ahead of time.", Jiro told him exasperated.

Rotom flew over to her and exclaimed, "I can't talk unless, in technology, you know this. Buzzt."

"We all have phones, Rotom.", Mina chimed in with the same amount of sass-driven exhaustion.

Rotom's face went static for a moment before saying, "Oh right. Buzzt.", His expression then changed to panic as he shouted, "Wait where's Gar?!"

As if on cue, the man of the hour awoke from his forced slumber and uttered out a sobering moan of alertness.

"OOOOOOOOHHHHHH! My aching everything!", Gar moaned out in pain as he rose to his feet

"Gar!", Almost every near and far away shouted in relief and joy, making the young man cringe at the pain in his ears.

All at once, the entirety of the class surrounded him as Sero stated, "You're okay!"

Gar rubbed his body all over while replying with a taught tone, "I wouldn't say that. Everything is screaming on the inside."

As Gar rubbed his aching body, he noticed his state of dress, and before he could say anything about it, his bodysuit split apart at the collar, and his hoodie also split and fell off his arms. Revealing his bare chest to everyone. Some looked away, some stare awkwardly, and some even tried to help cover him up like Momo.

Gar cried out while reaching up towards the sky, "Oh MAN! My Outfit! Not again. Good thing I ordered new ones.", he dejected in a much calmer tone while rubbing the back of his head and accepting the white shirt from Momo.

After putting the clothing on, he was swarmed by Gengar, Lickilicky, and Kecleon! Gar true to laugh and smile while saying, "Heh, I'm happy to see you guys too-AH!", Gar cries out, unable to hide his pain, to which the Pokémon backs away. Gar moans again while squeezing and rubbing his body, saying aloud, "AH Geez! Feels like I got slammed into a brick wall."

"You got used as a human bat against me your ass!", Bakugou yelled from the background.

"Make that an angry brick wall.", Gar adds in under his breath.

Then it was Rotom's turn to have his sweet reunion with Far. Flying and nuzzling up to his face he cried out with electronic tears, "Garfield! I was so worried about you! Buzzt."

Gar chuckles at this and says back, "I'm okay Rotom, how about you? Your screen is cracked."

Rotom pulls away with an irritated expression and tells him, "Forget me and my stupid screen! Buzzt. You got the worst of it! After All Might snatched you up, I tried my best to free myself and-!"

Before he could continue, a light bulb went off in Gar's head and he panicked exclaimed, "Oh my Arceus, All Might!", He then looked around at everyone in a frenzy and began to shout in anxiety, telling them, "Everyone listens up! All Might is dressed as a lame villain and is heading this way to-!", Though he quickly fell off as Kirishima tapped his shoulder and pointed him towards All Might still be incapacitated.

Gar just stood there for several seconds, looking on in shock and disbelief of the great hero completely and utterly stuck and at the mercy of whoever. After the initial shock had passed, he said in a relatively calm voice, "...oh. I see you found out and took care of it….nevermind.", then Gar thought of something while staring at the man and asked, "But wait, why is he stuck to that hunk of metal?"

"Well, we thought he was a villain and so we-.", Momo began to explain until Gar cut her off mid-way.

"Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah! Wait just a minute there!", He half-shouted while putting his hands up in a stop motion. Once everyone was quiet, Gar pinched the bridge of his nose and asked, "Did you guys not know that was All Might….in disguise? A bad one at that."

"WHY MUST YOU INSULT ME SO?", All Might asked from the sidelines.

Only to be shot down by Gar who shouted, "Shut it you!"

"Well…we…didn't know. Did you?", Kirishima asked him, a bit nervous about the answer.

Gar whipped his head towards him and staring him dead in his eyes he practically yelled, "Did I know?! Of course, I did! I figured it out right away! Are you all trying to tell me that nothing clued you in, any of you?!", He yelled at the whole class while speed walking to All Might and motioned both hands at him. Getting no verbal reply and instead expression of shame and discomfort. Gar dropped his hands to his side, letting them slap against him, and said, "I can't believe it, I'm surrounded by Doduo."

"Hey! Don't blame us! Kecleon was with you, so uh, he should've told us!", Mina tried to throw the blame on the Chameleon Pokemon.

Kecleon squeaked in surprise at this, then growled at Mina as he sat on Gar's shoulder. Gar rolled his eyes at this excuse and stated back, "If that was so, then why didn't you ask him. Oh yeah, last I remember, none of you speak Pokemon!", Mina looked down in shame of her previous statement as Kecleon stuck out his tongue. Gar then went off on one last hit and said, "And the fact you already had a translator with you."

"Who?", Everyone suddenly asked in curiosity.

"Koda!", Gar exclaimed while pointing to the oddly shaped-headed boy, who blushed in stress at the sudden attention.

"Koda can speak Pokemon?", Kaminari asked while glancing over at the boy, who shyly his face.

"I don't know, I just don't want you to blame your stupidity on my Kecleon.", Gar stated back while narrowing his eyes angrily at the Pink girl, who was practically hiding behind Tsuyu.

"Can you?", Momo asked him gently.

Koda worked up his courage and signed to them, 'No idea.'

"Well let's give it a try. No time better than the present.", Sero stated while forcing the large boy down towards Gar, much to his dismay.

Once the two of them had met in the middle, begrudgingly by Koda, Gar dropped Kecleon into Koda's large hands and the two locked eyes with one another as the large boy held the Pokémon like a doll. Kecleon then made a series of squeaks and chirps while making this sinister yet shit-eating grin. Koda's mouth dropped open along with a look of pure terror!

"What's he saying?", Iida asked him carefully and nervously.

Koda looked at him horrified and placing Kecleon under his arm he signed, 'Oh no! I am not repeating that!'

Everyone looked confused by this until Gar looked down at the Pokémon's shit-eating grin and said with a disapproving tone, "I always knew you had a dirty mouth.", This led to Kecleon playfully hitting Gar's nose with his tongue. Once Gar wiped the spit off he stated, "Well, now you all have a translator for when Rotom is unavailable. Hooray, hooray. Now, where are Eraserhead and Thirteen? I have a bone to pick with them."

As if on cue yet again, Eraserhead and Thirteen awoke from their forced slumber and staggered to their feet while rubbing their heads and trying to make sense of their environment.

"Well speak of Giratina.", Gar stated with a displeased tone. He then shot his finger out and exclaimed, "You!", The two adults managed to regain their celebration and looked over at the angry-looking young man. Gar then half-shouted, "You two! I got some strong words for you!", This finally snapped the two heroes back fully and they felt a sense of dread run down their spine! Gar then looked over to his Pokemon and called out before dying out in tone, "Licki…..licky?"

Gar had finally taken notice that his Lickitung had evolved and looked over between the Pokémon and the teens with confusion.

"Uh, he evolved when we were fighting.", Izuku answered while sweat dropping.

"Huh, guess I got two now…..cool.", Gar stated nonchalantly while snapping his fingers. With that, Lickilicky shot out its tongue and grabbed both heroes before lifting them and placing them in front of the irritated young man. "So, you two wanna explain what's going on here? Cause I know you have a hand in this!", He demanded from both of them.

"We do, but don't.", Thirteen tried to explain, only to get increasing irritability in Gar's expression, including the bearing of his teeth.

Aizawa, who knows how to deal and talk with Gar best, sighed and calmly told him while scratching his head, "Okay, I know you don't wanna hear any excuses, and rightfully so after everything that has happened, but we do have an explanation."

"Go on.", Gar promoted forward while raising an eyebrow and crossing his arms.

Aizawa gave a tired moan and explained his side of events, telling him, "Earlier today, Nezu called a meeting to tell us that our initial plan with all the students fighting All Might would be suspended due to….well, you know. I assumed that everyone else knew as well."

Gar makes no reply or notation of acceptance, instead, he turns to Thirteen and asks dangerously, "And what about you?"

Thirteen fidgets with her fingers a bit before saying, "Okay, I will admit that I did help All Might get ready.", However, this made Gar narrow his eyes angrily at her, and the spacewoman freaked out, panicked following up with, "BUT HONESTLY I had no idea! I've been here at the USJ getting everything prepared. Plus the wifi and phone lines are still down after the attack, so there's no way Nezu could've informed me. HONEST!"

The two heroes stood holding their breaths, waiting for whatever decision and subsidence move Gar did next! But to their surprise, Gar simply closed his eyes, unclenched his body, and took a calming breath before saying, "Okay, I believe the both of you.", To which both adults released a sigh they were holding in. Though they quickly tensed up again when Gar shouted, "But I'd like to know why the Heliolisk All Might went along with it anyway!"

After a brief recovery from the shock, Aizawa joined in his sentiment and asked, "Yeah, what do you have to say for yourself? I may not have seen you at the meeting, but I know you were at the school."

All eyes were now on All Might as he began to sweat with anxiety at all angry eyes on him and him alone! He gulped while trying to fane the smile on his face and tried to explain himself, explaining, "WELL….I, UM….I WAS LATE TODAY BECAUSE I HAD TO SAVE AN OLD LADY FROM AN OUT-OF-CONTROL BUS THAT SIMULTANEOUSLY SWERVED OFF A BRIDGE."

"Sounds like a typical Tuesday for you.", Thirteen stated.

"I DID COME IN AND NEZU DID TALK TO ME, BUT I….WASN'T VERY FOCUSED. AND EXCITEDLY RAN HERE.", He half trailed off while trying not to look away, already feeling the atmosphere get thicker and thicker.

"you WHAT!?", All the students and Gar shouted at once.

"We tried to tell him.", Aizawa added.

"But failed.", Thirteen confirmed.

"Which is why we were knocked before.", Aizawa explained further.

"Rawr.", Persian said while leaning onto Aizawa's leg.

"Persian too.", Thirteen added while pointing to the Pokémon.

All Might could feel things all around him get more intense from everyone's anger, almost losing his smile several times! Though nothing could compare to what Gar's aura was putting out! It was so intense that it began to systematically snuff everyone else out one by one! It was like All Might could hear the boiling tea kettle sound begin to emanate right off of Gar as his face grew increasingly red! All Might could even visibly see Gar's aura, which was now starting to spark and spread around him like a growing flame.

If that wasn't enough to freak him out, Gar started to speak in one of those barely able to hold back tones of anger as he asked him, "Are you telling me that all of this could've been avoided? If you had just got your head out of the clouds and listened to the man that punches your paystubs!?"

All Might gulps and tries today back in defense, "WELL…..WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT I MEAN-."

Suddenly the young man exploded into flames and yelled at the top of his lungs, "I CAN'T TELL WHO'S THE BIGGER DODOU AROUND HERE! YOU OR THEM!", He screamed motioning to 1-A and All Might himself. After his anger-filled freak out has passed and Gar has simmered down to steam, he says in a much calmer, but still furious tone, "I think it's high time. I dish out a bit of….punishment."

Everyone looks confused and concerned by Gar's statement, especially All Might. Who looks confused by this initially and says back with a shiver, "PUNISHMENT? I'VE ALREADY BEEN SCARED WITLESS BY YOUR GHOUL AND HIS GHOSTLY TRICKS!"

Gengar cone up from behind Gar and stuck his tongue out at him. Gar calmly pushes the Pokémon down and corrects him, explaining, "Oh, no-no-no. I'm not talking about mental punishment. I'm talking about physical! After all, naughty children must be punished for doing something awful, purposefully."

All Might's smile now showed true fear at his words, and with a fearful stutter he asked while shaking like a leaf, "WH-WH-WH-WH-WHAT ARE YOU G-G-G-G-GONNA DO?"

Gar gave a small chuckle in his throat while taking a collected yet sinister mannerism, and assured him, "Oh don't you worry, I'm not gonna do anything. Mostly because I physically can't do it, BUT! I have someone who can.", with that he threw out a Pokeball and out came Machamp flexing her muscles. Gar smiles while motioning to the Pokémon and telling the number 1 Hero, "Machamp here is well known for a very well known and effective form of punishment I personally call…..4,000 years of pain!"

Everyone looked confused by this at first, except for Machamp who looked surprised at first. Then her face arched and curved into a crooked smile that boarded between excitement, anticipation, and sinister intent! The Pokémon turned to All Might and purposefully moved slowly and threateningly towards him with arms up at the ready! All Might saw this and began to panic alone at the slowly approaching Pokemon. Trying to wiggle free but failing once more, knowing the only way out would be to strip himself from his own clothing and run! Though that wasn't particularly ideal for several reasons, mostly legal ones, and the fact his hand was stuck as well! All Might felt like a trapped rat as Machamp encroached on him inch by inch, purposefully drawing out the whole entire scene and making his blood pressure rise through the roof!

However, the entire atmosphere was quickly killed when Kaminari shouted, "OH MY GOD! Machamp is gonna do that thing in that anime! What was it called again? Naruto? Is she gonna stick her fingers up All Might's butt!?"

All eyes were now on the electric teen, including Pokemon. Especially Machamp, whose arms were now hanging limp at her sides with awkward disbelief. Even All Might forgot his previous anxiety, switching from fear to awkwardness at hearing the boy's ramblings.

Gar blinked with no thought at his statement before finally finding his voice and saying, "I have no idea what you're talking about, and no!"

Kaminari thought for a moment before gasping and half shouting out in shock, "Machamp is gonna shove all her arms up-MRPH MRPH MRPH!", Before he could finish that thought, Tsuyu wrapped her tongue around his mouth to stop his sentence short.

Gar and even Machamp looked horrified at the implications of the teens' statement, and Gar waved his hands out while looking away, shouting, "NO NO NO! Nothing like that. Machamp is going to give one of the most simple and primal forms of punishment. A spanking."

All eyes were back at Gar once more, and All Might asked the main question they were all thinking, "THAT'S IT?"

Gar placed his thumb and index finger under his chin while looking up and explaining, "Well she's also going to be spanking you four thousand times with all four of her arms at a rate of 1,000 spanks per second. So 1,000 spanks per arm in four seconds."

"WHAT!?", He shouted back in shock.

"That's why it's called 4,000 yrs of pain.", Gar told him with a cheerful expression, then turned to Machamp with fire in his eyes and exclaiming, "Ready Machamp!"

Machamp replied with an excited smile while cracking her knuckles. All Might attempted to struggle free once more but only ended up wiggling his head around wildly! So instead he decided to beg for his life…..his butt.

"NO NO NO NO NO! WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! P-P-P-PLEASE! I-I-I-I-I-I-I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING NOW! I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON! SO THERE'S NO REASON TO DO THIS! DON'T DO ANYTHING YOU'LL REGRET!", He pleaded with Gar while also putting on his systematically manipulative adult psychology.

Gar paused for a moment at this and said with a face of regard, "You know something….your right!", All Might relaxed and sighed with relief, to which Gar followed up with, "Which is why I won't regret this.", Looked to Machamp again and asked, "Ready?"

Machamp raised all hands with palms flat, staring dead at All Might's butt!

"PLEASE! MERCY!", All Might pathetically begged with tears in his eyes

"Machamp, use 4,000 yrs of pain!", Gar commanded and the Pokémon went ham!

The whole thing went down as fast as Gar had said, just shy of four seconds. But the sound of all fours hands coming down on the heroes behind in such a rapid and unrealistic subsection, alongside the hero's bloodcurdling scream made the entire thing seem like it went on for much much longer! It was so fast that the seat of his pants went from black to bright red at the three-second mark. When it finally ended after the fourth second, All Might's scream out as quickly as it came and he simply let his head flop onto the remnants of his metal face mask alongside a drawn-out silent groan of pain. All Might's pants were red and his face was dunked and pale, while Machamp looked completely satisfied with herself, happily skipping away as Far took her spot.

He leaned down towards the man and asked him, "So, have we learned our lesson?"

With a painful yet silently low voice, he replied without his normal gusto and bravado, "yes. I'll never do something like this again. I'll be sure to be a better listener and be more self-aware, especially regarding previous endeavors."

Gar patted the hero's head and said, "Good boy."

As this went down, the heroes and teens all have different reactions and expressions of cringe to pain, flinch, fear, and anxiety! Some covered their eyes, some hid behind one another, some couldn't look away, and some even looked faint or woozy. Even the normally bland Aizawa and non-moving Thirteen showed their harder-to-expressions.

"Brutal.", Thirteen commented while trying to chew on her fingernails through her suit and helmet.

"Glad that's not me.", Aizawa said, looking queasy and trying to look away with a pale expression.

Gar quickly turned to the two of them with a bright smile, making both flinch at the sight. As Gar said to them with an uncharacteristically kind and inviting tone, "You should be. If I knew for even a second that you two had a hand in this, I'd treat you no differently.", This made the two adults freeze up in fear and stress at the mere thought of being put through what All Might did. Then the young man followed up saying, "Oh but don't worry, I'd only give you both 2,000 years of pain. A normal human couldn't handle that much punishment. Which is why I gave All Might 4,000."

Aizawa noticed something about what Gar said, and prompted him with a question, asking him suspiciously, "You sound like you speak from experience. Care to elaborate?"

Gar immediately realized what he unwittingly admitted to, and seeing that the jig was up, and he wasn't a good liar, he admitted with a slight fidget, "Well….it not anything dirty, but more like…. bloody."

Everyone was surprised by this turn of information, and Thirteen was the one to inquire further, trying not to let her anxiety-ridden anticipation show, telling him, "G-Go on."

Gar rubbed the back of his head while sucking air through his teeth and explained, "Well I did use it on another guy once, long story-don't ask, and I almost…..crippled him.", This got an array of different reactions, all of which Gar gave an understanding expression towards, telling the heroes, "Yeah that was my general reaction. It wasn't one of my better moments."

After the initial wave of mixed emotions faded, Uraraka said aloud, without realizing it, "Good thing All Might lived through it."

As the teens and heroes breathed easier for a moment and the heroes sat down to rest and patch themselves up from their squabble, alongside the Pokémon. Momo was one of the few students that went over to All Might to find a way to free him, despite her reservations about him from earlier.

She looked over the area where Machamp spanked him and cringed at the steam and bright red color that radiated off it.

"Sheesh! Machamp spanked him so hard she turned the seat of his pants bright red.", She commented aloud.

"Butt.", Gar said out of the blue.

Momo looked at him weirdly and asked, "What?"

"That's not All Might's pants. Machamp spanked him so hard and fast that the friction caused heat so intense that it burnt away. What you're looking at is his bright red bear behind.", He explained and confirmed to her.

Only to immediately start a domino effect of pure chaos, amongst the teens and older heroes. Some screamed some gasped, some hid their eyes from view, some stared in disbelief or for other reasons, and overall everyone was talking over one another about this news while some had to point it out. Much to the dismay of All Might. The man simply laid there completely unable to move and cover his shame, wishing no one had said anything in the first place. He cured silent and butter tears as all commotion if the talk was circling him and his bear behind.

"please let me go or die. the embarrassment is too much.", All Might wept bitterly as he pleased with the students, teachers, and what god or gods were listening to his plight.