Here we are at Chapter 49. More laughs, more wackiness, it's more RWBY KEPL Chibi! I do not own RWBY. They belong to roosterteeth. I only own my OCs. Here's chapter 49. Enjoy.
Chapter 49: Whispers in the Dark
Skit 1: Kiss in the Dark
"So, care to explain to me why we're here again?" Yang asks Yukari, who seems to be searching for something on the floor.
"Well, I was planning on taking a few photos of Voshkie darling while she was sleeping. With that in mind, I decided to patiently wait in her dorm room and as soon as she comes in to sleep, I'll take my photos, then maybe sniff her hair, then sneak a peek at her underwear..." Yukari starts getting a freaky look in her eyes.
"Yeah, the second we find your scroll, the second I use it to call the cops," Yang deadpans.
"No one will get between me and my love. If I go to jail, you can rest assured I will be out in twelve hours," Yukari retorts.
Yang sighs, "I'll never understand what Voshkie'ahk sees in you,"
"Shut up and help me find my scroll. Voshkie could be back at any second now!" Yukari says.
Yang sighs again and kneels down to help her. Just then, the lights suddenly go out in the room.
"Wait, what?!" Yukari's eyes look all around.
"Oh, that's just great. Now how are we gonna find your scroll when we don't have Faunus night vision?" Yang groans.
"How should I know? I didn't bring my night vision goggles with me today!" Yukari pouts.
Yang stares at her, "Do I even want to know why you have night vision goggles?"
"Um, uh... for protection at night in case someone tries to break into my home?" Yukari looks everywhere but into Yang's eyes.
"Okay, that's it. I'll apologize to Voshkie later, but you definitely gotta go," Yang gets ready to make a bloody mess when they suddenly hear footsteps outside.
"Someone's coming. Hide!" Yukari whispers.
They try to move around in the dark and close their eyes to blend in with the shadows. Just then the door opens up and they hide behind some furniture. As soon as the door closes, they try to move towards the door. However, they both end up crashing into something and fall to the floor. The lights come back on... just in time for Yang to realize she's accidentally kissing Blake, while Porphyrius stands over them... and Yukari is being kissed by Winter Schnee of all people.
"Yang... how could you?" Porphyrius gasps. "WWWHHYYYYYY!" Porphyrius runs out of the room with tears running down his eye.
"Porphyrius, wait, it's not what you think!" Yang chases after him.
Yukari pushes Winter off her, "I can't believe you. Leave it to a Schnee to try and take the innocence of a pure maiden. You just want to use me for your carnal desires since you can't do that to Voshkie'ahk. You're trying to kiss her vicariously through me!" she accuses her.
"What?! You walked right into me and caused this whole drama scene. Why are you even here, sneaking into Voshkie'ahk's room? You accuse me of despicable acts, but what were you planning on doing to her when she came in here?" Winter glares at her.
"I would never do anything like what you just did to me? I act only out of love for my darling!" Yukari argues.
Throughout their exchange, Blake remains on the floor, unsure of how to take all this in except.
"...I was hoping my first kiss would be more romantic like in my stories," Blake cries.
Skit 2: Playing the wrong tune
Out in Vale, Flynt is playing a catchy tune with his trusty trumpet for any passerby while Neon puts on a little display with her roller-skating skills. Passing citizens would clap, take photos, and even pass them a few lien for the show to Neon as she rolls by. Flynt smirks as he picks up beat and activates his semblance. He brings out his killer quartet and the four lookalikes play a nice tune together. This really gets the crowd going. However, there will always be a party pooper no matter where you go.
"Enough with the crappy music already!" a voice shouts out, interrupting the show.
Everyone looks to see Bruno and Midori from Team UMBR, the loudmouth being the caveman known as Bruno. Meanwhile, Midori just facepalms at her teammate's stupidity. She should be getting paid to babysit this guy by this point.
"No one wants to hear your stupid music, Lint," Bruno taunts him.
"It's Flynt, Mr. Uno," Flynt taunts back, making Bruno growl.
"Wow, Midori, how do you deal with a guy like him? It must be hard dealing with teammates who have brain cells the size of salt grains," Neon notes as she skates around the girl.
"Please don't remind me," Midori groans.
"What's wrong, Bruno? Can't enjoy some good music since you have no appreciation for the performing arts?" Flynt asks mockingly.
"What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you?! Are you a huntsman-in-training, or some blues musician. If you're not going to take our work seriously, then why are you even here? Your friend here is no better. She just rolls around on skates all day," Bruno says.
"Hey, don't be jealous just because you're as skilled as a boulder when it comes to balance and footwork. Then again, a boulder would probably be smarter than you" Neon skates around him now.
"You little-," Bruno makes a grab for her, but she skates around him and he ends up walking into a lamppost face first.
"Oops, maybe you're just as blind as you are stupid too," Neon giggles.
Bruno holds his nose, gritting his teeth, "That's it. You asked for it!" he brings out his axe.
"Oh, so you want to play a more hardcore tune, eh? Fine by me. Guess I'll just have to beat some rhythm into that thick skull of yours," Flynt twirls his trumpet around.
Midori sighs before bringing out her glaive, "Why do I always get pulled into situations like this?"
"Wow, I really feel bad for you Midori. It's because you're stuck with idiots like this guy that you can't ever get a date in Atlas," Neon teases her.
Midori's eyebrow twitches, "THAT has nothing to do with this? My private life is none of your business!" now Midori is angry.
Guess Neon hit a sour spot for her. Her specialty when dealing with opponents. The crowd quickly scatters to avoid the fight about to happen. Bruno charges at Flynt, who blows him back with a tune from his trumpet. Midori evades her flying teammate and fires her glaive at Neon, who speeds around her. Neon gets in close, swinging her nun-chuck around and hits Midori's glaive, encasing half of it in ice. Midori looks around as Neon comes from behind and throws a rolling kick to her back. Bruno gets back up and launches his axe at Flynt, but the musician uses his semblance to blow back the axe straight into Midori, who comes flying towards Bruno. Bruno tries to run, but finds his legs frozen to the ground thanks to Neon. He ends up getting nailed by Midori and his axe and they all fall straight into a pair of trashcans nearby.
"For the record... this is all YOUR fault," Midori glares at Bruno.
"...Shut up," Bruno groans.
Flynt and Neon move by, "Let this be a lesson: if you're gonna buzz, buzz in tune," Flynt says before they move on, playing his trumpet with a little victory number.
"...And for the record, I can get dates, I just haven't been interested in them right now," Midori mumbles with a pout.
Skit 3: Ho Ho Oh HECK NO!
In Vale, the seasons have come as Christmas decorations litter the streets of the city. The snow begins to fall, and people are all out and about with their Christmas shopping. Speaking of shopping, Voshkie'ahk is looking for the perfect present for Yukari and somehow got Ilia of all people roped into her quest.
"Remind me again why I have to help you do Christmas shopping for Yukari? In case you haven't noticed, that chick scares me!" Ilia says.
"She's not that bad... mostly. Anyway, I needed someone to help me pick out a gift for her and you were the first person I could find. Everyone else is already busy with their own Christmas shopping today," Voshkie'ahk replies.
"You never thought that I might have my own Christmas shopping to do?" Ilia glares at her.
"Oh, is there someone special you want to get a present for?" Voshkie'ahk asks, curious.
Ilia starts blushing when a certain book-reading, fish-loving cat Faunus comes to mind, but decides to keep her mouth shut on the matter.
"Well, it's too late now. We're already in Vale, and besides, we can shop for gifts together this way. It's a win-win. Now then, what could I get for Yukari?" Voshkie'ahk looks around at the various shops.
"Why not just get her clothes or something?" Ilia thinks offhandedly.
"Of course not. She owns her own fashion line. If she wants clothes, she can just design them herself and make a ton of money on them. Hmm, maybe some makeup or hair products? Or maybe something for her house in Mistral? Voshkie'ahk wonders.
As they look around, Ilia spots a local bookstore and gets an idea, "Hey, does Yukari like reading?"
"Hmm, a little, but not a whole lot," Voshkie'ahk taps her chin.
"Then why not take a look in there? I still need to do my Christmas shopping and at least, this gives you another option. It can't hurt," Ilia suggests.
Voshkie'ahk shrugs her shoulders, "Well, why not,"
They head inside the bookstore and look around the shelves for anything their respective gift recipients may want. While Voshkie'ahk is looking in the non-fiction section, Ilia happened to go to the romance section and focuses in one set of books with the word "Ninja" on them. Ilia blushes when she comes through a few of the pages. She heard that Blake likes romance books like these. Maybe she could use this as a chance to get some progress going in that field for herself.
"Ilia, I found one book for Yukari," Voshkie'ahk walks up, making Ilia freak out and quickly hide the book behind her back. "Are you okay?"
"Yes! I'm fine! Just dandy!" Ilia quickly nods her head.
Voshkie'ahk cocks an eyebrow, "Okay... did you find something?" she peaks around her shoulders.
"Nope, nothing! Come on, let's go and...," Ilia stops when she looks behind Voshkie'ahk to spot Jaune behind her reading a book. "What the blue heck?"
Voshkie'ahk turns around, "Jaune, what are you doing here?"
"Hmm? Oh, hey Voshkie, hey Ilia. I'm just reading a book for some pointers," Jaune greets them.
"Pointers on what?" Ilia cocks her head.
Jaune shows them the book, which reads "How to get a girl under the mistletoe with you" on it.
"Oh, I already got gifts for my team, but I'm also looking for some ways on how to put the moves on Weiss. I have a feeling this will help me out big time," Jaune seems pretty sure of this little plan of his.
...
The next day, Voshkie'ahk and Ilia find Jaune frozen in ice under a mistletoe.
"Guess that book idea didn't work after all, huh," Ilia deadpans, while Voshkie'ahk just sighs.
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