ANIMES THAT ARE FEATURED IN THIS STORY:

Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Dragon Ball, Fairy Tail, Pokemon, Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Beyblade, Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, D-Gray Man, Fullmetal Alchemist,

Attack On Titan, One Punch Man, Soul Eater, Hunter X Hunter, Magi: The Labyrinth Of Magic, Fate, Kill La Kill, Ghost In The Shell, Gurren Lagann, Vampire Knight

Ouran High School Host Club, K-On!, Kuroko's Basketball, Tokyo Ghoul, Cardcaptor Sakura, Cowboy Bebop, Inuyasha, Code Geass, Seraph Of The End

Death Note, Psycho Pass, Haikyuu!, Free!, Prince Of Stride, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, My Hero Academia, Bungo Stray Dogs, Death Parade

Tokyo Mew Mew Power, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Sailor Moon, Noragami, Ranma 1/2, Trigun, Steins:Gate, Durarara!, Puella Magi Madoka Magica

Neon Genesis Evangelion, Future Diary, Toriko, Black Lagoon, Sword Art Online, Black Butler, Akame Ga Kill!, Gintama, Hellsing, The Seven Deadly Sins

Blue Exorcist, Hetalia, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Yowamushi Pedal, Yuri On Ice!, Assassination Classroom, Food Wars!: Soma Of The Shokugeki

Studio Ghibli films, Makoto Shinkai films and Mamoru Hosoda films.

(The logo of the news appears on screen) "This is Channel 6 news!" Kent Brockman (Which later switched to him on screen)said, holding the papers in front of his torso. "Here our today's top story: Krusty the Clown is hosting a live musical performance next month called 'The Clown of the West' with him starring as Sheriff McClownface also starring Sideshow Mel, Mr Teeny and with special guests Lady Gaga, Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Drake, Nicki Minaj, 50 Cent, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, One Direction, Little Mix, Lil Wayne, Katy Perry, Chris Brown, Justin Bieber, Carly Rae Jepsen, Miley Cyrus and last but not least, Fifth Harmony. So I insist you all to get your tickets now or else they'll be gone within 2 weeks. Now moving on to another today's top story: the married dad of three children named Homer Simpson decided to boycott anime, which is a short term for Japanese animation or what he likes to call them 'Rip-off-cartoons-that-copied-American-cartoons'. He's live in the studio where I don't know what location it is. Now over to you Mr. Simpson, tell me why is it that you want to ban these type of animations in America?"

"Well Kent, here are the reasons why I'm doing this." Homer said in a serious tone, he was sitting at the back of the desk with a dim light on and two bags from the Krusty Burger with two large shakes. "Is because my children, Bart, Lisa, Maggie and other children of other parents are being brainwashed by this what-cha-ma-call-it anime or 'rip-off-cartoons-that-copied-American-cartoons' that makes adults behave like children and babies. Also, these b*****ds came out of nowhere are responsible for stealing every animation from the world's greatest country and who the hell calls it 'anime'? Come on seriously? Why on earth would they pick a stupid brainless childish word for a cartoon? It's a piece of s**t, whoever thought about it are a bunch of a**es that like to corrupt the country with these b***h-a** punks, copying something that was invented by us... THE AMERICANS!"

"Dad. Why are you doing this?" Lisa asked, interrupting the broadcast. "And also, you can't ban the entire Japanese animation or anime is what we call generally, they don't even make adults behave like children and babies."

"Oh really? Who would call a show Naruto? I mean look at the bright side, he doesn't even look Japanese, which means he's an illegal immigrant that snuck his way into a village, claiming that he's Japanese but look at him, he has blonde hair and blue eyes! Oh come on, have you ever seen an Asian with blonde hair and blue eyes? He also happens to be in love with that chicken butt shaped haired dude named Mr. Emo, who wants to get strong in order to beat the hell out of his brother for stealing his tomatoes and stuffed animals and has a pink haired slave who only wants him to get laid with her. And don't forget the stupid white haired teacher who always covers his face in order to hide the ugliness that can make people's heads explode and everyone in that show calls themselves ninjas? They don't know anything about being a ninja and they have those 9 crappy no brain beasts inside the host who make them do dumbest things."

"That's not how the story goes."

"Shut up Lisa, you should be proud of your father doing the right thing."

"Uhh... No you're not." the voice said revealing to be Bart, carrying Maggie. "And I don't even think the fans would like to see this."

"I love rubbing it on their faces." Homer took out the burger and began eating it. "Oh and also, what kind of name is 'Bleach'? What do they do? Bleached their stupid fancy dresses and killed these killer ghosts by using these ridiculous weapons that transform into sissy type of weapons and who the hell says 'Bankai'? It sounds like a toddler puking on their grandfather's mouths. Oh and what's up with these wannabe b***h-a** pirates that's looking for a treasure called 'One Piece', it might be as lame as 'Sailor Moon', the anime for sissies that tells a group of dumb planet girls, dressing up like hookers wanting to get money by performing at magical strip clubs on every planets they travel to. Pokemon is an animal cruelty show where animals are forced to fight to death by their evil and torturing owners who enjoy it and would likely eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Oh and don't forget 'Dragon Ball', the show which is about where everyone has to collect all the dragon's balls if you know what I mean 'DRAGON'S BALLS' to bring back dead people, meaning that they're voodoo practitioners and...

Many anime series disses later...

"And that's why anime is the worst, disgusting, boring and yet a piece of a** kissing garbage piece of crap, EVER! LET'S BAN EVERY ANIME IN THIS STATE!" Homer kept on talking as Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Brockman and all the viewers got really bored and sleepy. "Ooh? Don't forget Vocaloid, they're just another piece of crappy garbage music stars that deserves to go to hell and get laid with satan and his minions!"

"Thank you for sharing this Mr. Simpson." Kent Brockman was yawning and rubbing his eyes. "But would you get worried about the fans' reaction to this?"

"They will thank me later, as I assume." Homer said.

"Oh please, they would tear you from limb to limb and use your lower body as a trophy." Bart said sarcastically.

"Why you little!" the father of 3 begins strangling his son who was gagging. "This... Will... Teach... You... Not to... Mess with... America! GRRR!"

"Dad!" Lisa shouted. "We're still on air!"

"Whoops sorry." he stopped what he was doing and let go of his son's neck. "Thank you for having me guys and don't forget... AMERICA RULES!"

With the Channel 6 news viewers...

"*Shakes head* Oh why oh why did he have to do that?" Marge said in embarrassment. "Well, time for me to make a fresh batch of salted caramel stuffed white chocolate chip cookies."

"Dad, why did Mr. Simpsons have to go and criticize those people who have put a lot of effort into their drawing?" Todd asked.

"*Chuckles* I don't think he really-diddly-do that on purpose?" Ned said.

"Are you sure dad? Does he also have to choke Bart like that?" Rod asked.

"Well... Umm... Umm... who wants to go to the bible store?"

"ME!" both his sons yelled while putting their hands up.

"This is definitely going in my worst memories of the family moments." Grampa Simpson said and glanced at the picture of his deceased wife. "Don't you look at me like that, I did my best to raise him into a fine man that I've promised you!"

"That's Homer for you all, always love to be reckless and impetuous." Moe said.

"I remember the last time he called Cartoon Network a rip-off of Boomerang in which he got chased by the fans and the employees." Lenny said.

"Well because Homer has always been and will be an idiot, even though we've been friends with him since we were all young." Carl said.

"You got that right..." Barney burped loudly and then drank his fourth mug.

"Boy that list went way too long that it almost made me want to change the channel so bad." Kirk said.

"Then why didn't you do it?" Lou-Ann asked in annoyance.

"I just want to know what shows he was talking about. Ever since he burned and pissed on my son's Ghost In The Shell poster."

"*Eye-rolls* I don't want to hear that. You know how Milhouse felt during the aftermath?"

"Should have pounded him in the face for that."

"Well you really should have if you wasn't a sitting duck!"

"Where is he? I wanna give him a big knuckle sandwich." Jimbo punched his palm softly.

"Beats me. He might be either in Hawaii or somewhere." Dolph said.

"Then let's go to Hawaii!" Kearney shouted.

"He said somewhere." Nelson reminded.

"Is it really illegal for him to do that kind of stuff?" Lou said.

"Sounds like it is, shall we arrest him Chief?" Eddie asked.

"Leave him be, I'm pretty sure someone might get him sooner or later." Chief Wiggum said as his colleagues shrugged their shoulders.

Soon everyone in the entire town is talking about the news, some are interested, some are confused, some are annoyed and most are pretty surprised about what they had just heard and watched.

Back at the unknown location...

"Are you sure you're not that worried about the fans? They're gonna start finding you and would likely rip you apart." Lisa said

"Oh please, I would call Superman to whoop their weak asses until they give in." Homer said.

"You know Superman isn't real, right?"

"Of course he isn't. And I meant the muscular man who's wearing a navy outfit."

"*Eye-rolls* Okay... But just to let you know. You've made the biggest mistake that you'll ever regret in your entire life."

"Really? These characters are not even real, they can't hear, see nor feel anything. Now then, it's time to order some pizzas. Let's see." Homer starts writing down the food he's gonna order. "One with pepperoni, one with vegetarian for my sweet little girl here, one with spicy beef and one with Chinese chicken. Which comes with 2 large bottles of Buzz Cola and 4 Ben and Jerry's ice cream tubs, one cookie dough, one cotton candy, one fudge brownie and one caramel chew chew."

"*Sighs* You'll be sorry one day."

"What for? I have every right to say this."

"Well just in case if they were real, what would you do?" Bart asked.

"That's the easiest, keep on hiding until they give up." Homer said while holding the phone.

"Are you sure?"

"100% sure of it."

"If their superpowers are real?"

"And if Superman or the Avengers or Suicide Squad are real, then I'll call them to take care of the problem."

"Really?"

"Yes I do. And just to remind you yet again, Muscular Navy Man will come to my rescue and pound the living thing out of those freaks of nature."

"Freaks of nature?"

"Uh-huh, that's a good name for those rip-off-cartoons-that-copied-American-cartoons."

Maggie then responded by suckling on her pacifier.

Meanwhile, somewhere in an unknown place...

Inside a very dark room, there were two armchairs facing the big screen. One of the armchairs had a hand, laying on the arm and tapping the finger on it repeatedly while watching Homer making insults towards anime on the Channel 6 news. The other hand grabbed the remote and rewinded the video for a few seconds.

"And that's why anime is the worst, disgusting, boring and yet a piece of a** kissing garbage piece of crap, EVER!"

*Rewinds*

"And that's why anime is the worst, disgusting, boring and yet a piece of a** kissing garbage piece of crap, EVER!"

*Paused*

"So this fat idiot's calling anime a childish piece of shit, huh?" the voice of a young man said.

"Hmpf! This guy surely doesn't even know what he's getting into." the voice of a young woman said.

"Agree, he wished he had gone back in time to prevent all of this from happening. They watch it because it's their passionate interest and teaches them about life lessons, not getting insulted by this 'fat burger chomping crap-hole thinking he is a better person'. This is an outrage to the creators... and to US."

"What should we do? We can't just sit here and let him get away with it."

"Don't worry. We're not gonna be the only ones teaching him a lesson for being loutish when it comes to anime." he then picked up the black Sony Xperia XZ that was charging on the small round table, dialling the numbers and placed it on to his ear. "Why hello... Yes yes... There is something I want to talk to you and the others about... Something that you wouldn't be satisfied with..."

UH OH...

I'm pretty sure Homer wouldn't be having his pizza time as vengeance is gonna be swarming around him soon.

PEACE OUT!