Homer was whistling with his hands on the back of his head while the legs were on the table, waiting for his food that was taking a long time, Bart was playing on his PSVita, Lisa was playing on her saxophone and Maggie is having a tea party with her 3 little plush toys, one is a green rabbit, the other was a purple teddy bear and the other was a blue monkey.
"What's taking the pizza guy so long?" Homer said "I'm really getting hungry by now."
"You already had four Krusty Burgers, why are you having more?" Lisa asked.
"Because I love pizza."
"Did you remember what mom told you?"
"(Imitating Marge's voice): Homer, when you're on a long journey, eat as much as you can."
"That's not it."
"Then what did she say?"
"*Sighs* 'Homie, while you're out with the kids, don't eat too much and drink too much' is what she said."
"Well she's not here because she refuses to turn against these stupid-ass-rip-off-cartoons known as 'stinky-piece-of-crappy-anime' or whatever it is."
"Will you quit it already?" Bart complained as he placed his PSVita in his pocket. "We need to go home now, besides we've been waiting for the pizza guy for nearly 2 hours, why don't we just ditch him and eat at home?"
"Who told you that?!" Homer stands up from his seat.
"For crying out loud! Nobody told me anything, you bought us here to listen to your 'anime diss' and do you have to say it in front of the viewers?!"
"Read my lips... TO. DEFEND. AMERICAN. CARTOONS. FROM. THESE. ANIME. JACKASSES."
"No you're not, you're just being harsh and obnoxious to the people who put their hard work on them."
"I have every right to be harsh and obnoxious, and besides, these people who created these monsters must be stopped."
"Well they can't be. Plus, anime is not a rip off of American cartoons, they have their own art style and it's all about teaching people life lessons."
"American cartoons can do better than that."
"It doesn't matter, they're both good."
"Says you. Hmpf! Besides, I got a song that will cheer you three up."
"*Eye-rolls* Oh no, don't tell me he's gonna..."
"Yes, I get that feeling Bart." Lisa said.
Homer took out an acoustic guitar with a plectrum and began to sing Twenty One Pilots - Heathens.
(Chorus)
All my friends are heathens, take it slow
Wait for them to ask you who they know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse
All my friends are heathens, take it slow
Wait for them to ask you who they know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse
(Verse 1)
Welcome to the room of people
Who have rooms of people that they loved one day
Docked away
Just because we check the guns at the door
Doesn't mean our brains will change from hand grenades
You'll never know the psychopath sitting next to you
You'll never know the murderer sitting next to you
You'll think, "How'd I get here, sitting next to you?"
But after all I've said, please don't forget
(Chorus)
All my friends are heathens, take it slow
Wait for them to ask you who they know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse
(Verse 2)
We don't deal with outsiders very well
They say newcomers have a certain smell
You have trust issues, not to mention
They say they can smell your intentions
You'll never know the freak show sitting next to you
You'll have some weird people sitting next to you
You'll think "How did I get here sitting next to you?"
But after all I've said, please don't forget
(Watch it, watch it)
(Chorus)
All my friends are heathens, take it slow, (In the city, boy, in the city)
Wait for them to ask you who you know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse
(Bridge)
All my friends are heathens, take it slow (Watch it)
Wait for them to ask you who you know (Watch it)
Please all my friends are heathens, take it slow (Watch it)
Wait for them to ask you who you know
(Outro)
Why'd you come? You knew you should have stayed (It's blasphemy)
I tried to warn you just to stay away (Wouldn't listen to me)
And now that they're outside ready to bust (And guess what?)
It looks like you might be one of us
Once he finished the song he was singing, Homer took a bow thinking he was on the live stage.
"Thank you, thank you." Homer said. "Now anybody wanna hear another song?"
"NO!" Bart and Lisa shouted in unison.
"Well that's too bad because here's another one, the name of the second song that has been one of my all time favorite: Radio-"
While he was about to say the name of the song, the sounds of knocking came from the door. Homer told his son to go open the door, which he did and the person revealed to be a mysterious pizza delivery guy, he was wearing an orange polo shirt with black short sleeves, an orange cap which covers his eyes, blue jeans and a pair of white trainers. He was carrying 4 pizzas, 2 drinks and 4 tubs of ice cream that Homer ordered.
"About time." he stood up and pulled his wallet out of his pocket. "How much would that be?"
"It's free." the pizza delivery man said.
"Okay let's see. Wait a minute, did you just say it was free?"
"Yeah."
"WOOHOO! I don't have to pay! I don't have to pay! I don't have to pay! *Points* In your face pizza dude! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Say. Aren't you the guy that was talking shit about anime not so long ago?"
"Yes, that's me. And besides, did you notice that the character Naruto is an illegal immigrant that infiltrated the village, pretending to be Asian?"
"*Sniggers*. You're just about wrong there buddy."
"What do you mean by that?"
"That's because." the delivery man took off his hat, showing his blonde spiky hair, whiskers like scars and blue eyes. "I AM NARUTO!"
"NARUTO!" Bart and Lisa cheered as they ran up to him along with Maggie, jumping and circling around him. "NARUTO! NARUTO! NARUTO!"
"Oh, so it's the illegal immigrant of the leaf village, but not for long. When they find out, they'll put you to jail and after that. Deportation!" Homer folded his arms.
"And how would they do that?" Naruto threw the hat away.
"With me telling them that you're an illegal immigrant."
"Really?"
"Don't you 'really' me young man or should I say, Mr. Illegal-Immigrant-of-the-Leaf-Village. You listen here buddy, I'm gonna be placing a ban on this stupid-ass-so-called-crappy-anime and I won't stop talking about how bad, babyish, poopish, garbage and idiotic it is until they get rid of these bastards that ripped off American cartoons!"
"Oh is that right?!"
"Uh huh!"
"Because we're gonna keep on kicking your big fat butt until you shut up!"
"We? Who are we? You're the only one that's here. Pffft, besides, you and what army?"
"THIS!" Naruto raised his hand and finger snapped.
The studio lights turned on, revealing the entire anime characters, surrounding the 4 out of 5 Simpson family in circles. It looks like they wanna kill and rip Homer Simpson apart for what he said about them.
"Uh oh." Homer said.
Uh oh indeed...
Will Homer survive the wrath of the anime characters or be one their kill list?
Tune in for the next chapter.
SEE YA!