"Hey, to all you horny bastards accusing me of being a 'for profit story mill,' let me know when my money starts rolling in, 'cause last I checked, my bank account's emptier than a porn star's soul after a gangbang. Seriously, where's this mythical pile of cash everyone seems to think I'm rolling in? I don't have a , and my P@yP@l's as dry as a nun's… well, you get the idea. I throw my stories out there because I get off on it, not because I'm getting paid—unless we're counting in exposure bucks, which, by the way, don't pay for shit. So, before you start calling me a greedy fuck, remember this: the only thing I'm swimming in is my own goddamn imagination and a sea of unpaid bills."