What Animated Women Want Homer annoys Marge when they go out for lunch at the Swanky Fish sushi restaurant so she acts coldly to him. Homer spends the story trying to earn her forgiveness and Oscar thinks for once she is being too harsh on him. Elsewhere Milhouse acts like Marlon Brando and Lisa falls in love with him. Oscar then drives everyone insane over his fixation with Marlon Brando...
Plot
The titles are done in the style of Breaking Bad.
"Meth..." said Oscar riding a flying machine that is just a bike with wings.
Instead of the rest of the titles, the title sequence is just Marge making blue cupcakes.
"Meth..." Oscar rasped.
"Oz..." Marge sighed slapping a palm against her forehead.
"Dad you really shouldn't have let him watch Breaking Bad.." Lisa sighed.
"I am the Homer, I am the one who knocks..." said Homer as Walter White.
Lisa winced.
"You, uh...you want to sell Mom's homemade blue cupcakes... You. You and, uh...and me?" Bart dressed as Jesse stammered to Homer.
"Meth cakes..." Oscar rasped.
Bart face palmed.
"Why are Hank and Marie bad guys for trying to arrest meth lab criminals like Walter..." Lisa ranted.
"It's now a meth cupcake bakery..." Oscar chuckled.
"Oz for the last freakin' time! The cakes do NOT have meth in them!' Bart yelled.
"I am so freakin' ready..." Peter Griffin turned Super Saiyan from the meth and jumped through the ceiling of Stewie's room.
Bart winced.
Marge is selling the cupcakes at the church bake sale.
Milhouse buys one. It is important later in the episode.
"Meeeeth..." Oscar rasped.
Marge face palmed.
"I'll find him something to do..." Hugo sighed.
"Haaaaauuuw! Hugey!" Oscar squealed.
Hugo sighed.
Homer watched Marge with binoculars from his car.
And then Chief Wiggum as Hank Schrader was sued by a lawyer because...
"you are violating the constitutional rights of Alfred Molina!" said a lawyer.
Bart winced flummoxed.
"Meth..." Oscar rasped grinning at the fourth wall.
Also the song to Breaking Bad is Maybe Tomorrow.
"Maybe Tomorrow from The Littlest Hobo is better..." said Oscar.
Bart seethed flustered with him.
...
We are then over looking Earth as a woman talks...
"What do women want? Throughout their herstory... That's right, I said herstory."
"Lady you are not funny..." Oscar is heard.
"Of plant Earth, men have attempted to answer that question, and failed. Or should I say, "maled". Ha, ha, ha..." The lady chuckled.
"GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE KITCHEN!" Oscar yelled.
...
Nuclear Power Plant. Lunch time.
Homer is smartening himself up.
"Keep it under your head guys. That I've got a date with a married woman."
Oscar gasped in horror.
"Also the phrase is keep it under your hat..." Oscar sighed.
"Let me guess.. It's Marge..." said Carl.
"Shut up... Your ruining it..." Lenny seethed.
"Her husband's gonna be there too." said Homer looking in a small circular mirror and putting on cologne.
Oscar gasped in horror. "Oh hell no!"
"Got it, it's Marge..." said Carl.
"Shut up..." Lenny seethed.
Carl frowned.
Homer's cologne was called Eau de Hippeau. Hippo water or scent of hippo.
Oscar laughed.
"Give up? " Homer asked, grinning.
"It's Marge." Carl sighed.
"Shut up...!" Lenny seethed.
"It's not Marge... I'm playing away with another woman..." Homer sighed.
"It's Marge... Our creator isn't gonna write you cheating on Marge..." said Carl,
"Fine it's Marge..." Homer seethed.
"Yeah. You got us man. Ha, ha." said Carl.
"You ruined the scene! You were supposed to think I was cheating on my lady!" Homer yelled.
"Okay the jokes over Homer, chill. Enjoy lunch with your wife..." said Oscar.
"Can you at least pretend to think I am cheating..." Homer seethed.
"Yeah, well I got plans for lunch too. I'm lying under a tree." said Lenny.
"I got a jar of honey and a pork pie." said Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear thing. "Because bears like honey..."
"I'm taking Hogo out for lunch..." said Oscar.
Homer seethed.
"Everyone's got plans..." said Carl.
...
A street in Springfield. Homer takes his wife out for lunch.
They arrive at a fancy sushi restaurant called the Swanky Fish. Apparently we're ignoring the Happy Sumo now...
"Ooh... this is the coolest sushi restaurant in town. It got three and a half stars in the Springfield Tire Guide." Marge gasped.
"Why would the tire fire recommend good restaurants..." Oscar asked baffled.
Hugo shrugged.
"When we got married, I promised you a life full of romance. Now here it is." said Homer.
"D'aaaaawwww..." Marge swooned into Homer's arms.
Hugo retched.
"Now honey that's not a grown up response..." Oscar sighed hugging Hugo.
"Oz I'm not really gay... I just do that to annoy my homophobic dad..." said Hugo.
They go in the nice restaurant. Marge gasped, it is a very swanky restaurant.
However the head chef, who resembles Adolf Hitler... Is very stern and passionate about his ingredients.
"Not fresh enough." He yelled at a chef.
"I bring shame upon myself..." the chef commited Seppuku.
Hugo winced.
"I committed Sudoku..." Oscar is doing sudoku.
Hugo face palmed.
The head chef was also extremely rude to customers over what sauce goes on the particular rolls and nigiri.
"Can we get some soy sauce?" A man asked politely.
"We do not recommend soy sauce with that particular roll." said the head chef who resembled Hitler.
Oscar glared at him.
The man has smuggled in soy sauce and puts it on his maki rolls.
"No soy sauce!" The head chef yelled.
"You and all your ancestors... banned!" He yelled. Um how are you gonna ban ghosts...
There are ghosts from different periods in time floating about. They gasped.
"By Jove! Cripes!" Hugo screamed.
Oscar sighed and got out a Ghostbusters Proton pack and zapped the ghosts, trapping them.
"That will be fifty dollars a ghost..." Oscar asked the head chef. He got paid.
Marge chewed her lip baffled.
...
The customer, who apparently is in the wrong... Will not leave.
"But-but I... but..." said the man with his wife.
"Hahahaha! He said butt..." Oscar cracked up laughing.
Hugo face palmed.
"Edamame them away!" The head chef yelled. The chefs fire Edamame beans at them.
"Coooool! Food combat! Go Bulbasaur!" Oscar summoned a bulbasaur.
"Bulbasaur!"
Hugo face palmed.
"Use bullet seed!" Oscar yelled. Bulbasaur fires seeds...
"You really think that's going to get rid of us?" said the blond man sat with his wife.
The head chef squirted a fire extinguisher at them.
"How you like this soy sauce?" He yelled. They eventually left.
Oscar seethed.
"The customer is never right!" The head chef yelled.
"If they can be that rude, the food must be great." said Marge.
Oscar shook his head.
Marge sighed vexed.
"Oz it is not polite to drown your maki rolls in soy sauce..." Hugo sighed.
The customer who was kicked out returned and paid a tip. The chef squirted the fire extinguisher at him again.
"I was just leaving a tip." The guy muttered.
"Tip included!" The chef yelled.
"Oh, Marge, this is amazing! I never realized some restaurants are better than others." said Homer as they were seated.
Oscar seethed.
"Oz..." Hugo sighed.
"Fine... We'll eat here if you want..." Oscar sighed accepting a table for two.
Hugo gave him a hurt look.
...
Homer and Marge have been served sushi. They are eating their lunch.
"I hope you are enjoying your sushi." the head chef asked politely.
"It's as yummy as your poorly produced local commercial said." said Marge.
There was a cactus character in the window wearing a cowboy hat.
Oscar winced.
"I argued against that cowboy hat, but in the end, it worked." said the head chef.
"So, without the kids, we can have sophisticated grown-up talk." said Marge after the head chef left.
"Oh, yeah. Mmm!" Honer is too busy eating...
"Nyer nyer nyer nyer! Stick your head in poo poo!" Oscar is making a spectacle of himself...
Hugo face palmed mortified.
"Ugh forget what I said..." Marge sighed.
"Oz why are you crashing in on our lunch..." Homer sighed.
"I am taking my boyfriend out for lunch..." said Oscar.
"I am not your boyfriend..." Hugo sighed embarrassed.
"And I'm thinking of getting Maggie swimming lessons." said Marge.
"Beats drowning." said Homer too busy eating the sushi.
"Homer taught Maggie to swim in Season 11... and you took her swimming in the movie and in Season 19 in Apocalypse cow..." Oscar butts in.
Marge sighed.
"It's continuity... deal with it..." Oscar replied.
"When God rested on the seventh day, did he take a nap or do a hobby he enjoyed?" Marge asked.
Homer is too busy eating.
"He probably got extremely drunk... Might explain his poor attempt at creating the first woman when he created Lilith..." said Oscar.
Marge frowned. However she was more annoyed at Homer because he was too busy eating.
"I think I'm interesting!" Marge seethed.
"What?! What?! You're interesting! Why would you say that?!" Homer spoke with his mouth full, spitting chewed up food...
"Can you chew with your mouth closed? It's like looking into a garbage disposal." Marge wrinkled her nose in distaste.
Oh that is one searing burn!
Homer swallowed his food. "Words hurt you know..." He whimpered in tears.
...
Oscar and Hugo have received their food. Oscar is eating a maki roll.
"So Ace in class says to me today..." He is rudely talking with his mouthful too.
Hugo wrinkled his nose and grimaced as food particles flew at him. "Oz can you not..."
"Talk louder? Yeah sure I can! So..." Oscar spoke up, spitting more chewed up food.
"KEEP YOUR MEAL IN YOUR MOUTH! YOU SEMI-LITERATE SPEW MONKEY!" Hugo roared, seething with rage and trembling.
Everyone chatted and gasped offended.
Hugo sat down glaring at Oscar.
Narge sighed. "This Lunch isn't working..."
"Oh I'm to blame because Oscar is dating The Monster now..." said Homer.
Marge frowned at him and got out her cell to reply to texts as he wasn't engaging in conversation so why should she?
Homer sobbed upset with himself and Marge for verbally burning him with her harsh remark about him talking with food in his mouth.
He picked up a Temaki roll, sucked out the filling and unfolded it and blew his nose into it...
The Head chef was outraged. "My sushi! And he blows his nose into it!"
"Eeeeeew..." Oscar groaned.
Plot 2
Still in the Swanky fish.
Marge is still mad at Homer.
"The most romantic part of this was the hold music when I made the reservation." Marge ranted.
"Call on hold music enrages me..." Oscar seethed.
Marge sighed at him constantly eavesdropping.
"Maybe it's time for a visit from Wally the Kissing Walrus." Homer tried to cheer Marge up. He put chopsticks in his mouth as walrus tusks. "Eh?"
Oscar screeched with hysterical laughter.
Hugo face palmed.
Marge wasn't impressed.
Homer made kissing sounds.
Oscar was laughing till his sides hurt. "Gahahahaha! Ow! my kidneys! Gahahahaha!"
Hugo sighed irked with Oscar.
Everything has its breaking point.
"Even the strongest substance in the universe... a married mother of three." said the lady narrator from earlier...
"She's a mother of five, dingbat!" Oscar yelled.
"What the hell happened?!" the lady narrator yelled.
"Our eldest turned out to be Siamese twins... the youngest, he wouldn't wear a condom..." Marge sighed pointing to Homer when she mentioned the youngest, Eric.
Homer was still doing his kissing walrus thing...
"That usually works, but not today." said Marge staring down at the table cloth unable to bear to look Homer in the eye.
"Uh-oh." Homer gulped.
"Marge, I thought this was an innocuous lunch, but it's become terribly ocuous!" Homer groaned.
Oscar scratched his head baffled.
Hugo sighed. "Innocuous means harmless, not offensive... Ocouous isn't actually a word but If I were to describe something as harmful and offensive I'd say your breath in the morning..."
Oscar rolled his eyes.
Hugo sighed while reading a thesaurus.
...
Marge was texting and grumbling annoyed at Homer.
"Uh, conversation, conversation... You look great. And, uh, how was your day?" said Homer.
"Lousy." Marge seethed.
"You can't spell "lousy" without "us."" Homer stammered.
"I'm going to take a cab." Marge gets up, she goes to leave, without paying the bill!
Matt seethed rolling his eyes. Lazy animator!
"Marge, wait!" Homer whined. Obviously she is too angry to listen to him.
"Marge you have to pay the bill..." Oscar groaned aloud.
"Oh fine!" Matt yelled. He illustrated several extra frames of Marge turning around and paying the bill at the door.
Marge gave her usual "Hrrrrrrrrrmmmm..." while settling the bill, like a normal law abiding person! Then she stormed out of the restaurant.
"Marge baby wait!" Homer cried following her.
Oscar and Hugo still sat at their table shrugged.
Homer chases Marge. "Honey..."
"I'm going to take a cab." Marge waves her arm to spring for a cab.
However this season the cabs are still prejudiced to blue haired people...
The cab drives straight past Marge ignoring her.
Marge seethes.
"Margie..." Homer whimpered.
Then...
"Marge, wait! Listen, we swore we'd never go to sleep angry at each other." said Homer.
"It's hungry! We don't go to bed hungry!" Another Homer yelled.
Homer dressed for a fancy lunch rolled his eyes. Yeah I'm referencing other episodes!
"I'm not going to sleep." Marge seethed.
"Well, you didn't have two beers with your lunch." Homer replied.
Marge eventually got a cab that wasn't prejudice to blue haired people and it drove her home.
Homer whimpered.
...
Then the annoying narrator lady comments on things...
"Oh, my God. A marriage so perfect that I could take it for granted for years suddenly explodes. What do I do? What do I do?" Homer cried.
Lois Griffin puts up with far worse from Peter...
"For a man confronted with danger, two responses immediately come to mind." said the narrator lady.
Homer's thinking cloud contains a boxing glove telling him to fight for his marriage and a pair of sneakers with wings.
"I like that picture of the sneaker with the wings. I'm gonna flee!" said Homer. He runs away somewhere.
The lady narrator sighed.
As for Canon Homer and Marge? Well they're now wanted criminals for dining and ditching... Ie eating in a restaurant and leaving without paying...
Inside the Swanky fish, where Oscar and Hugo are sitting.
"I like the winged sneakers too... In fact I asked Hermes the Greek messenger god for winged sneakers instead of winged sandals to fly to Medusa's lair... He didn't see the funny side..." said Oscar.
Hugo winced at him.
"I hope you are enjoying your sushi." Akira asked.
"Indeed we are. Hey! Akira what are you doing here?!" Oscar did a double take. "You work at the Happy Sumo!"
"Well I-" said Akira.
Matt shook his head.
"Lemme guess... you're ignoring or erasing older continuity..." Oscar sighed.
Matt seethed and stormed off.
"I guess that means the Happy Sumo is back..." said Akira.
"Yeah, yeah... now quit eating the dolphas!" Oscar sulked.
Hugo was drinking his cola and rolled his eyes.
Akira soon left them to eat.
"Uh I think we should get the bill..." Hugo gawked at something.
The head chef yelled a martial arts cry while stabbing someone's cell phone with his kitchen knife. There were signs saying No Cells.
"Uh... yeah we should get the bill..." Oscar sighed.
Outside on the way home Homer was exhausted from fleeing.
Homer pants and wheezes out of breath. "Where's an electric sidewalk when you need one?"
The Twenty Fifth century. Flint Hammerhead was riding the electric sidewalks. He had the strangest feeling someone in the past was mentioning the automated sidewalks.
...
The school cafeteria. Milhouse is having lunch. He is also spying on Lisa...
Just once, I wish Lisa would get up, come over and sit next to me. He thought.
Lisa gets up and heads to where Bart and Milhouse are sitting.
She's getting up! She's coming over! This is a nightmare! Milhouse whimpered.
Like that nightmare I had about Pixar's Cars! He added.
"I think our lunches got mixed up." Lisa said to Bart. She had his meat filled sandwich. Lisa is vegetarian and can't eat meat.
"Oh, I'm sorry. That means I threw yours out." Bart was being a jerk today.
Lisa frowned.
"But I still have a couple of your mini carrots." Bart had been storing the carrots in his nose...
"Eeeeeeew..." Lisa groaned when he squeezed them back out again.
"Mm-hmm. What's the matter? Not a vegetarian?" Bart smirked.
"I don't know why I helped you get your own way and undermined your parents for so long... asshole..." Oscar snapped.
Bart gave him an annoyed but quizzical look. "What's your beef with me, man?"
"Milhouse, got anything good?" Lisa asked. Milhouse has spare food from his Mommy meals.
"Sure. I've got goulash, schnitzel, salmagundi..." said Milhouse.
"Aaaaaagh! Solomon Grundy!" Oscar screamed.
Solomon Grundy from DC comics was in the cafeteria for some reason.
Bart glared at Oscar.
"No... Salmagundi..." said Milhouse.
There's more reactions to his food with silly names.
"What do ghosts eat for lunch?" Ace spoke into a microphone.
"Eh..l" Bart was baffled.
"Ghooooouuuuul-lash... (goulash)." Ace laughed. the blond vampire boy chuckled.
Bart face palmed.
"Oh Schnitzel! Das is lecker!" said Üter the fat german kid.
Bart slammed his head against the cafeteria table repeatedly. Lisa winced.
"I have succotash..." said Milhouse.
"Sufferin' succotash!" Oscar yelled.
Bart strangled him.
Milhouse sighed.
"I also have a pumpernickel..." said Milhouse holding some sort of German bread.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
Bart seethed.
"Baba ganoush..." Milhouse put a tupperware box on the table.
Oscar was chuckling and weeping tearful laughter while thumping the table.
"OZ! ENOUGH!" Bart yelled.
...
Lisa spotted Milhouse's blue cupcake he bought from Marge in the opening titles.
"Ooh, a cupcake." said Lisa.
"Meth..." Oscar rasped.
Bart socked him in the gut with a quick jab. "Ow!"
"Oh, yeah... Um... do you want it?" Milhouse asked.
"Mm-hmm." said Lisa.
"Meth..." Oscar rasped.
"Oz seriously..." Martin sighed.
I'm gonna give up my cupcake for a second of attention? Isn't there a better way to relate to a girl? Milhouse asked himself.
There is a flashback. Fourth grade, well just Milhouse, Bart and Nelson... are watching A Streetcar Named Desire.
Mrs Krabappel and Miss Hoover are watching the movie too.
Blanche, Stella and Stanley have just finished lunch.
"Go wash up and help me clear the table." said Blanche or Stella.
Stanley violently sweeps everything off of the table. Plates shatter. "Now, that's how I clear the table!"
Stella is trembling frightened.
"He could board my streetcar any time." Miss Hoover giggled.
Really you like violent men?!
"Why doesn't Blanche go for that delightful Karl Malden?" Milhouse asked.
There is an ugly guy in it...
"Who, Potato Nose? Forget it." said Nelson.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
Bart frowned at him.
"Gahahahaha! Potato nose..." Oscar chuckled.
"For some stupid reason, chicks dig Brando." said Nelson.
"The horror! The horror!" Oscar quotes Apocalypse Now.
Bart seethed.
"Sweaty clothes and mumbling? (sighs) I've been wasting my time with this sophisticated act." Milhouse sighed.
"Look! My shadow is picking his nose!" Nelson is puttibg his hand in the projector beam to muck about with his shadow.
Bart cracked up laughing.
Milhouse sighed.
Sometime later... Bart is asleep.
Nelson yawned. Milhouse however was fascinated in the movie,
Edna stubbed her cigarette out in Bart's ear. He takes the the stubbed out cigarette from his ear and eats it...
Milhouse winced.
Plot 3
Back in the present at lunch. Milhouse decides to be extremely rude to Lisa, thinking she'll like that...
"Lisa, you can't have my cupcake." said Milhouse frowning as he took back his cake.
"Wha...?" Lisa gasped.
"You heard me, Duchess. It's mine, and I'm saving it." said Milhouse firmly.
"Oh, okay." said Lisa.
"The meth has taken over him!" Oscar rasped.
"Oz shut up!" Bart snapped.
"If you'll excuse me, I have to go think of you in a different light." said Lisa leaving.
"Okay i'll change the colour of the lightbulbs in the cafeteria... maybe put on a spotlight..." said Oscar.
Bart seethed.
Great. She's never gonna talk to me again. Milhouse sighed.
"I'm sorry I was inconsiderate, Milhouse." said Lisa returning. "And furthermore, I respect you more for saying no."
Bart winced baffled.
Milhouse chuckled dryly. "Tell you what, babe. Why don't you get me a milk?"
Lisa goes off outraged by him pushing her about.
"Milhouse, where are you going with this?" Bart asked baffled.
"Playing the biggest hunch of my life." said Milhouse.
"I just have one thing to say: chocolate or regular?" Lisa asked Milhouse totally falling for his rude behaviour...
"I like chocolate milk!" Oscar yelled like Cheese from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends.
Bart snarled annoyed.
Huh? Why am I doing this? Lisa was baffled. He is being extremely rude!
"What are you doing, going to Wisconsin for the milk? I've seen cafeteria ketchup move faster!" Milhouse is now jock voiced by Marlon Brando.
Oscar screamed hysterically and fled.
Bart face palmed.
Lisa falls in love with him. She sighs.
Milhouse chuckled when he got his milk.
Bart was flummoxed.
"Who knew having a backbone was attractive?" Milhouse was in awe.
"Certainly not I. It would change the way my suits fit." said Skinner.
Lisa comes back to the table again.
"Milhouse, you'll probably think this is lame, but I was gonna go for a nature walk after school, and I thought maybe you'd like to..."
"Just start nature-walking. See if I show up." said Milhouse rudely.
...
"Milhouse has made his choice, and if there's any justice, he's doomed. " said the lady narrator.
"Well Lisa loves rude, abrasive boys, stupid narrator..." said Oscar.
Anyhoo let's see how Maggie is doing...
Maggie is violently rocking her crib about... okay...
We cut back to Marge.
She's annoyed that Homer keeps tossing rolled up socks at the laundry basket.
"Why are all his socks in threes..."
Well he probably keeps his dick warm by wearing a sock on it...
"Do you have to be crude narrator..." Hank seethed.
As long as I stay within M rated at the most...
Elsewhere at the Spuckler shack.
Brandine is doing the laundry. She sighs emptying boy's clothes from a washing basket into the laundry tub.
"Cletus... Why are Tripod's socks in threes?" She sighed.
"Because Brandine, Tripod was born with three legs..." said Cletus.
Tripod Spuckler walked about on three legs, he was busy reading a comic.
Back at the Simpsons Marge is tidying up Homer's dirty socks by putting them into the laundry basket.
Homer comes in.
"What are you doing home from work?" Marge asked.
"I'm fighting for you, babe. Fighting like I would for the last slice of cold pizza in the box." said Homer.
"Mmmm... pizza..." said Oscar.
"And to show you how serious I am..." Homer pulls out a bouquet of flowers. They're just stems.
Marge frowned.
"What?" Homer asked then he realised. "D'oh!"
Marge grumbled.
"I'm sorry..l I got hungry on the way home from the gas station and I ate them..." Homer had eaten the flowers.
Marge winced. "You really need to stop eating flowers..."
Back at Spucklers.
"Cletus why are you back from hunting so soon?" Brandine asked.
"I'm fighting for you babe..." said Cletus.
"Oh Cletus you can't even fight a bear..." said Brandine.
"Well you keep claiming you wrote moving picture books on that big square rich people watxh.
"Well I did write Hope Floats..." said Brandine frowning.
Cletus face palmed. "I need to check on ol Betsy..."
...
Simpson house, master bedroom.
"I wrote an apology note too..." said Homer. He gave her a note.
It was a picture of Luigi from the Super Mario World cartoon...
"No! It is my own words apologising for my behaviour at lunch yesterday..." said Homer feeling bad.
"This is worthless!" said Marge. Homer was baffled. "I am being very harsh this story for some reason... Despite I don't have it so bad. Other TV mom's put up with far worse than their husband ignoring then during lunch conversation..."
"Yeah but Matt's a jerk..." said Oscar.
"What are you doing home from school?" Marge asked.
"I messed my diaper again so they sent me home..." said Oscar.
Marge sighed and took him to have his diaper changed.
Homer wept.
Oscar's room. Oscar lays on the diaper changing table. Marge pulls down his shorts und tears at the sticky diaper tabs.
"How am I being too harsh?!" Marge ranted.
"Lois is still with Peter despite him bullying their daughter and wrecking the neighbour's house with silly antics..." said Oscar.
Marge grumbled while dropping Oscar's dirty diaper in the diaper bin.
The school grounds. Tombi/Tomba is trying to read the school sign.
"I don't think he can even read..." Bart said to Lewis.
Back at the Simpsons house, master bedroom.
Homer whined. "Why won't she accept my apology..."
"Because bub! I have an entire drawer full of apologies!" Marge nagged. Her nightstand drawer was full of apology notes from Homer.
One note that poured out among the hundreds of others read: "My deepest apologies for buying you that bowling ball for your birthday."
"I'm not just gonna accept a half ass apology this time! I need time to think..." said Marge.
Homer whimpered.
Peter Griffin ran in. "I just farted in my daughter's face five times and fired a tank's gun at my black neighbour's house yet my wife still won't leave me! Nyehwhehehehe!"
Marge seethed.
"Okay fine! I'm being too harsh! I forgive you!" Marge snapped.
"Woohoo!" Homer cheered.
In the attic, Bart and Oscar were poking Hugo's stuff.
"Poke! Poke! Poke!" They chuckled while poking.
"Don't touch that! You clods don't know what you're doing!" Hugo yelled.
"Ooooooo!" Bart and Oscar did camp sassy sounds.
...
The wilderness and nature, with trees and shit... Milhouse and Lisa are walking. Milhouse is wearing his black jacket from when he was depressed, again.
"Milhouse, seeing you there saying nothing... it's the cutest you've ever been." Lisa is madly in love with Milhouse for so e reason...
Bart dry retched.
"Uh..." Milhouse was baffled that she was charmed by his Marlon Brando act.
"Hush, sweet boy. Let me get lost in the blue of your eyebrows." Lisa sighed, her heart was aflutter.
Bart retched in distaste, "Ugh! Just stop! Stop shipping them!"
"But it's canon according to the future episodes..." said Oscar.
Bart glared at him.
"Whatever. Did you bring me that sandwich what I sent you out for?" Rude Milhouse berated Lisa.
"It came with fries or salad." said Lisa holding a bowl of fries and a salad.
"Whichever you picked, you picked wrong." said Milhouse being rude.
"Well, I wasn't sure, so I got both." said Lisa explaining she had both.
"Still picked wrong..." said Milhouse harshly.
Lisa giggled in love.
"Milhouse that was so mean!" Oscar seethed.
Milhouse frowned and combed his hair with a fold up comb. "I guess I'm gonna have to straighten you out..."
"Milhouse what are you rebelling against..." Bart sighed.
"What you got?" Milhouse replied giving a hard look. A audience cheers.
Lisa swooned, Oscar caught her to stop her from hurting herself.
"Dinosaur breath? Molecule mind..." Milhouse insulted Bart.
Bart socked him with a right hook. "Oof!"
Lisa gasped.
"Granny's tired now..." said Milhouse lying on the ground.
Bart face palmed.
"The horror... the horror..." Oscar lamented.
Lisa winced.
"What is going on?!" Lisa yelled.
"Milhouse is acting like Marlon Brando, being an aloof, rude guy and you magically fell in love with him..." said Oscar.
"Matt seriously?!" Lisa yelled.
"I better get the dweeb home..." said Bart. He drags Marlon Milhouse home.
Lisa sighed.
...
School psychiatrist office.
"So I'm acting like a jerk to Lisa yet she's eating it up! She loves this rude, cocky version of me, yet I feel bad..." said Milhouse.
"Kinda like me after I let my evil side take over for a while..., said Oscar.
Milhouse frowned at him.
"So everything was going great, and then I wondered if the me she likes is the real me." said Milhouse.
"Well, let me say this is the first time you've been brave enough to sit in this office without a bunny in your lap." said a black lady psychiatrist who has replaced Dr Pryor.
Or he's off sick or something...
"Where is the bunny?!" Milhouse sobbed and frantically looked about the office for the bunny...
"He's in the closet." said the psychiatrist.
Milhouse fidgeted about anxious.
"He's fine." said the psychiatrist.
"No he's not! come on Mr bunny! Come out and accept your homosexuality!" Oscar yelled.
"Dahlin' I'm not ready yet!" came a very camp male voice from the closet.
Cousin Hank face palmed.
"This is a private session..." the psychiatrist sighed.
Oscar left the room.
Milhouse squirmed still looking for Mr Bunny.
"I'm over here, Milhouse. Focus." said the paychiatrist.
"You got to help me, Doc." Milhouse whined.
"Milhouse relax, I'll be here for as long as you need me." said the lady psychiatrist.
A phone jingle plays.
"What?! Dr Pryor is back?!" The psychiatrist read her texts.
"Also Clarissa you're fired." said Skinner.
"You can't fire me! This school needs more ethnic minority staff!" The psychiatrist ranted.
Skinner face palmed.
"You're on your own." The lady psychiatrist explained to Milhouse. "I'll clear out my office.
"I'll show you how to clear out th office!" Milhouse yelled tipping things over.
"Milhouse stop that!" Skinner said sharply.
"Sorry sir..." said Milhouse.
"Skinner, girls dig bad boys!" said the Psychiatrist.
Plot 4
Swanky Fish. Chalmers is eating in there.
In fanon, because the story has to be semi original from the canon episode... The strict yelling chef has been a sympathetic ear to his lamentations about Rosemary. His dead wife...
Chalmers sighed. "Oh Rosemary..."
The head chef lists funny cuts of fish meat...
"What fish may I deplete from our oceans for your passing pleasure?" The chef asked.
Chalmers sighed sipping his sake.
"Perhaps some shark fin soup?"
"Whale tonsils?"
Oscar winced baffled.
"Baby dolphin blowhole?"
"Haaaaauuuuuw! Dolpha! Dolpha!" Oscar squealed.
Hugo face palmed.
Chalmers is ignoring Oscar's antics.
"Turtle smile?" asked the chef.
Michelangelo, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle screamed and fled.
Hugo slammed his head repeatedly against the table he was sat at. He groaned frustrated.