Chapter 2 first crazy day of hell

We start this chapter with a hellborn named Altair who was falling out of the sky. Then after 5 minutes of falling out of the sky Altair finally landed on a car. and let me tell you I'll tear he didn't take the landing so well because he kind of landed on his face and I know what you're saying that got to hurt and for Altair it did hurt a lot.

And after face planting on a car Altair realized that he was in a different location. And after Altair realized that he was in a different place that he didn't recognize, Altair realized that for some reason the city was way too quiet.

And after realizing that the city was way too quiet Altair walked around the city to see if he could ask someone to tell him where he was. When Altair was walking around the city

Altair heard a voice coming from a trash can say to him with a scare tone in her voice" hey hey you dog boy with the wings come over here quick". and after hearing The Voice come from a trash can Altair walked to the trash can and said to it with a curious tone in his voice" hello is anyone in there because unless I'm hearing things trash cans can't talk". Then Altair saw a girl who looked like she was some kind of dog pop out of the trash can.

And after Altair saw the girl who look like some kind of dog popped out of the trash can Altair was spooked by her appearance but then thought that it was probably her appearance was some kind of halloween costume. When Altair was shocked about the girls appearance but still thinking that it was a Halloween costume Altair said to the girl with an annoyed tone in his voice" jesus christ girl don't scare a guy like that but I got to say that is one hell of a costume".

And hearing the boy thought she was wearing some kind of costume that dog girl said to the boy with a serious and irritated tone in her voice" Well first new guy there's a couple of things you need to know first my name is Loona and I'm a hellhound and the second thing is that you better find a place to hide".

And hearing that he needed to hide Altair as Loona with a curious tone in his voice" hide why would I need to hide? Is there something dangerous happening today?

Then Loona was about to tell Altair about what was so dangerous about this night until the thing that she feared the most started coming down the road she was hiding at. And after hearing the thing that she was scared of coming down the street that she was hiding at, Loona went back into the trash can to hide and said to Altair with a happy tone in her voice" well new guy it's been fun if you survive the night come find me".

And just like that Loona went back into the trash can to hide. And after Luna went back into the trash can to hide, Altair decided to annoy Loona's protest and follow the noise that he heard coming down the street.

When Altair was walking down the street following the noise that he was hearing, Altair saw some kind of lady with wings and horns on her head. And after Altair saw the woman with wings and horns on her head Altair said to her with a serious tone in his voice" excuse me, tall lady with the horns and wings on her can you tell me where I am?

And unknown to Altair when Altair asked his question to her he didn't know that the lady that he was talking to was actually an extermination angel. Then out of nowhere the extermination angel threw her spear at Alair. When the extermination angel threw her spear at Altair to Altair's luck he was able to dodge her attack. And after dodging the extermination Angel's spear Altair said to the extermination angel with a furious tone in his voice" Hey watch it lady that almost hit me".

Then the extermination angel walked over to Altair and grabbed her Spear and said to Altair with an evil tone in her voice" that was the point the reason why you sinners are here and that reason is for you all to die". Then the extermination angel took her spear and tried to kill Altair. When the extermination Angel was trying to kill Altair Altair was dodging the extermination Angels attacks.

When Altair was dodging the extermination Angels attacks Altair thought to himself that he could really use some of the X-Men Powers right about now. Then to give himself a way to live Altair used his magic to give himself some of the powers of the X-Men.

And after using some of accidental magic to give him the powers of some of the X-Men Altair's magic to copied the metal of the extermination angel to give him bone claws into cover his whole skeleton and to have the power to move metal and other objects with his mind and to shoot optic angie blast through his eyes without the fallback of always keeping them being blocked by some sunglasses and to have the power to heal from any injury.

Then with one massive slip the extermination angel was about to try and kill Altair until three angelic steel claws blades came out of Altair's hands hands. And after the three angelic claws blades came out of Altair's hands Altair decided to do a wolverine and say to the extermination angel with a devious tone in his voice" that's a nice stick you got there but let's see if you could choke on it".

Then Altair did just like wolverine and made two of his claw blades go back inside him leaving the one in the middle stay out making it look like he was giving the extermination angel the finger. And after Altair gave the extermination angel the finger the extermination Angel got angry at Altair and charged right at him.

When the extermination angel charged at Altair Altair ran at the extermination angel jumped in the air and said to her with a furious tone in his voice" okay lady let's see if you bleed".

When Altair and the extermination angel or right near each other Altair gave a loud roar loud enough to wear all of Hell could hear them.

And now we take you to an alleyway somewhere in hell where three where two of the three were about to duke it out until the three angels named Adam Lute and Vagetha Saw one of the extermination angels flying out of nowhere and crashing into the wall right next to them. And after Adam Lute and Vagetha Saw the extermination Angel crash right into the wall right next to them Adam said to Lute with a curious tone in his voice" hey danger tits what the heaven is going on?

Then Lute said to Adam with a serious tone of her own" I don't know what's going on sir but we're going to find out". Then Adam and Lute started to hear noises coming down the street near them. And hearing the noise coming down the street from them Adam and Lute decided to follow the noise to see what was making the noise. When Adam and Lute were following the noise they finally saw what was making the noise and to their surprise there was a hellborn wolf bird boy Who was beating the hell out of a bunch of extermination angels.

When Lute and Adam were watching the wolf bird boy beating up their own extermination angels Lute and Adam heard the song Black Betty by The Ram playing in the background.

When Lute and Adam were watching the wolf bird boy beating up their own extermination angels Lute was getting furious that some kind of wolf bird center was defeating their own angels while Adam was just singing to the music. When Adam was singing to the music Lute said to Adam with a frustrated tone in her voice" sir you're supposed to be mad at him you're not supposed to sing the song". And after being called out by Lute Adam said to Lute with an unpleasant tone in his voice" Geez danger tits I'm just enjoying the song don't get your panties up on and not if you wear them.

And besides I'm kind of surprised that he could take all of my girls like this and I'm kind of wondering if you could take them all in a different way". And still in wonder that the wolf bird boy could take on so many of their own extermination angels Adam went up to the wolf bird boy and said to him in a devious tone in his voice" hey furrball with wings you might stop attacking my girls? Then Altair gave one last punch to one of the extermination angels After hearing a voice say to him if he minds stop fighting with his girls. And after hearing the voice ask that question Altair saw a male angel with horns on his head and golden wings on his back walk up to him.

And after seeing the male Angel walk up to hm Altair said to the male angel with a curious tone in his voice" who the fuck are you supposed to be? And after hearing the rude question from Altair Adam said to Altair with a cocky tone in his voice. and before Adam was able to tell Altair his name Lute Said to Altair with a serious tone in her voice" he is Adam the first man in an agent of heaven show him some respect sinner".

Then Altair heard Adam say to Lute in a serious tone in his voice" Lute I could introduce myself I'm not a child you know".

Then Altair heard Adam and Lute start to argue and to stop them from arguing Altair said to Adam and Luke with a serious tone of his own" well it is nice to meet you Mr Adam and Miss Lute". Then Altair grabbed Lute's hand and kissed it like a gentleman and said to Adam and Lute Making loot blush from his gentlemans something that Adam had never shown her.

And after showing how much of a gentleman he was Altair said to Adam and Luke with his serious tone in his voice" it is a pleasure to meet you I am Altair And do you mind telling me what do you mean by sinner and do you mind telling me what is this place?

And seeing that Altair did not know where he was Adam said to Altair with a understanding tone in his voice" well little man it seems that you don't know about your new looks turns out your sinner now and that you're in hell". And hearing that he was in hell now Altair asked Adam if he had a mirror so he could see what he was talking about.

And hearing that he needed a mirror Adam used his magic to summon a mirror and passed it over to Altair for he could see what his new appearance was like. And with the mirror in his hand Altair looked in the mirror and saw that because he was in hell now and his appearance had changed drastically.

And after seeing his new appearance Altair shattered the mirror by smashing it onto the ground and then said to himself out loud to wear Adam and Lute could hear him say to himself" seriously after all that i've been through I end up in hell and looking like some kind of weird wolf bird thing how can my life get any weirder?

And hearing that he did all kinds of good things in his life Adam asked Altera about what he went through in his life. and hearing the question from Adam Altair With a serious tone in his voice thinking that they were probably just going to kill him anyway even if he chose tell them his story" well I know that you're probably going to try and kill me for kicking your girls asses well if you're going to kill me you better know all about me well it all started when I was dropped at my aunt's when I was two.

And let me tell you my aunt, she said I was always a weird kid like when I was outside I found ten lb on the ground and out of nowhere a cotton candy stand came and hit Dudley, my cousin making him go into hospital for two weeks. And every time I would do good in school My aunt and uncle would get mad at me and for some reason bad luck would always be thrust upon them.

And now for the important bit I was walking to school until I saw an old lady was about to get hit by a bus so make sure that you want to get hit by the bus I pushed her away and then bam I ended up here fighting you guys".

And after hearing Altra's life story Adam said to Altair with a serious tone in his voice" okay look little guy I don't like sinners that made much but since you're having a bad day and you're new to hell and all that I'm going to make a deal with you if you can beat my main girl Lute then I'll let you live and you'll be able to go on your way but if you lose to her then you gotta be my servant and do whatever so do you say?

And after telling Altair his deal Adam took his hand out to shake to make their deal binding. And after seeing Adam take his hand out to make their deal binding Altair chick Adam's hand and said to him with a serious tone in his voice" well then there's only one thing I can say tell hawkgirl there to bring it on because I'm going to bring the smackdown on her".

Then Altair stopped shaking Adam's hands and started to get ready for his and Lute's battle. And a few minutes later Lute and Altair were ready for their battle. And after Lute and Altair were ready for their battle, Lute's and Altair's battle started. When Lute and Altair were fighting each other the mortal kombat theme song was playing in the background.

And after a few minutes Adam saw that Altair was overpowering Lute. And after Adam saw that Altair was overpowering Lute Adam saw that Altair had finally defeated Lute in battle.

And after defeating Lute in battle the theme song ended Altair said to Adam with a serious tone in his voice" well Adam it seems our deal is done with". Then Adam summoned his axe guitar behind his back and said to Altair with a devious tone in his voice" well then I guess you're right our deal is done with now". And right after Adam said that to Altair Adam took his axe guitar and blasted Altair into the sky and out of the pride ring.

And after Adam took his axe guitar and blasted Altair into the sky and out of the pride ring Adam said to himself with a devious tone in his voice" well too bad our deal didn't say I couldn't blast you out of the pride ring".

And after Altair was blasted out of the pride ring Lute thought to herself that if Adam didn't last him out of the pride ring then maybe she could convince him to join them and even start a family of half angels half demons.

Unknown to them a certain tradersus angel had seen the battle and had gotten hot and bothered under her collar and hoping that if she ever did meet that sinner again that he would be her one and only.

And on a farm in the Wrath ring Altair fell out of the sky and crash landed into the barn. And after crashing into the barn A female imp and a male named Joe and Lyn heard the crash coming from the barn. And after hearing the crash come from the barn Joe and Lynn went to go see what made the noise and saw that Altair Was the one who made that noise by following out of the sky and by crashing into their barn.

And after seeing that it was Altair who crashed into their Barn Joe said to his wife Lyn with a funny giggle in his voice" well honey it looks like Mildred will have to marry someone we pick" . And after hearing what her husband said Lynn said to her husband" yep looks like she does now let's get this young in the house joe".

Then Joe said out loud to the farmhouse with a happy tone in his voice" hey Mildred come out here we have a surprise for you". Then Joe and Lynn Heard a Voice say to them out loud with a happy chip in her tone" what do you need my help with pa? Then Joe said to the voice" Remember when you said that you will marry the man that we pick only if he fell out of the sky and crashed into our barn".

Then Joe heard the voice say to him with a curious tone in her voice" yeah what about it pa? Then Joe said to the mystery voice" well we found your future husband and like you said if he fell Out of the sky and trash into our barn you said that you would marry him well turns out we found that type of boy for you now come out here and help your dear old ma and pa bring him in the house".

Then Joe heard the voice say to him" Okay pa I'll be right out in a minute to help you bring him into the house".

And that is where we're going to leave you so until the next chapter life is like the weather also tell me what you think of the chapter.