"Okay, are we ready?"
"Ready, Anne," said Johan. "Aaaaaand... azione!" He pressed the record button on Anne's phone.
"Hey, everybody! In this vlog, we're talking about foooood! I wanted to show you what me and JoJo have been eating after getting zapped into this crazy frog world. Teach 'em, Hop Pop."
"Hi, everyone! Today, we'll make a fun meal. Hopefully, we won't have to use my secret explosive ingredient," said the old frog with a chuckle.
"He probably will," said Anne.
"Lo farà sicuramente," said Johan.
"What do you two know," Hop Pop snapped.
He walked over to the table. "Okay, I'll show you step by step the recipe to make Amphibia Bug Roast. You start with a big fat beetle..." He placed a rhino beetle on the table and tried to chop it with a cleaver, but it fought back. "Tricky little...well, if your bug won't pass quietly, pit it against the next ingredient." He placed a centipede on the table. "Fight! I'll let the winner go."
Both bugs screeched at him.
"Okay, okay, sorry!"
They shook hands.
Dang it, they became friends," said Hop Pop, annoyed. "Okay, we'll just have to move on to the next step." He placed a bunch of vegetables on the table. "Here, fight the next ingredients." They did nothing. "Dang pacifist vegetables!"
"The recipe then calls for boiling sauce!" He poured the sauce all over the table, but the two bugs had already built a shelter with the vegetables. "Oh, toads! Their shelter's too strong!" The bugs jumped out and attacked him.
Hop Pop, beaten and battered, waved a flag of truce. "Finally, when you pleaded for mercy," he groaned. "We add the final secret ingredient...BOOM SHROOMS!"
"L'avevo previsto," said Johan as he recorded the burning house.
"Yep, it always comes to this," deadpanned Anne.
Hop Pop protested, "IT WAS ALL IN THE RECIPE!"