"E azione!" Johan pressed the record button on Anne's phone.

"One hard part about being in Amphibia was convincing the froggy locals that humans weren't scary monsters."

"Yeah, they tried to put me in a freak show when I first got here," said Johan. "Heck, even after getting used to mine and Anne's presence, they'd still try to chase us away with torches and pitchforks whenever they got the chance!"

"But not anymore. They went from 'AAAH!' to 'Sup?'. All we needed to do is start LEARNING ABOUT EACH OTHER! Sprig here came up with a diagram to explain it all."

The young frog looked sheepish as he said, "I, uh, might have misunderstood the assignment."

"What did you do?"

"I thought you wanted me to draw what I would look like as a human."

Anne was flabbergasted. "HOW COULD YOU MISS THE POINT OF THIS SO BADLY?!"

"This is Sprig we're talking about," said Johan. "Did you forget he has the attention span of a squirrel?"

"Hey! I do not! And besides, doesn't it look great?" Sprig held up the picture of himself. "Check out the insane face bump on this one."

"I keep telling you, it's called a nose!"

Sprig ignored Johan and showed another picture. "Oh, and this one can walk on his big hair!"

Polly hopped in and asked, "Whoa, is that supposed to be you as a human? I wanna do one!"

"Wait, that's not what this is-" Anne said, only to bump into Johan, making him drop the phone. "Aw, swamp gas!"


Johan placed the phone on a tripod and pointed it at Sprig and Polly, the latter of whom showed a drawing of herself as a human...about the size of King Kong stomping on cities. "Ha, ha! Bow before the might of Human Polly!"

"Come on, guys," said Anne. "I didn't make this vlog to show weird drawings."

Hop Pop, who was cooking, popped his head into the living room and asked, "What's all the hubbub?"

"We're drawing ourselves as humans," Sprig and Polly said happily.

"Hot flies!" Hop Pop dropped his cooking and grabbed a pencil and paper. "Let me in on that!"

Johan sighed. "Might as well forget what you were planning to say, Anne."

"Yep."


"Done." Hop Pop showed his drawing. And it was impressive, making the kids go "Whoa!"

"It's so realistic," said Johan. "I thought you said you were a theater major."

"Well, even a theater major dabbles here and there."

"That's actually pretty good," said Anne. "Seriously, look at this!" She held the picture up to the phone. "Okay, who wants to see my frogsona?"

Everyone except Johan cheered. "Draw!" said Hop Pop.


"And done!" Anne showed everyone the drawing and the Plantars gasped in horror.

"Oh, dear frogs," said Hop Pop.

"Oh, jeez, Anne," said Sprig.

Johan just laughed.

"Oh, yeah? Let's see you do better," Anne snapped.

"Gladly!"


"Done!" Johan showed the Plantars and Anne his drawing. It was just stick figures of himself, Anne, and the Plantars. Anne laughed. "Yeah, drawing wasn't my strongest suit."

"It's better than Anne's, though," said Sprig.

"Okay we're done here," snapped Anne angrily.