"E azione!" Johan pressed the record button on Anne's phone.

"What's up, y'all," Anne said with a wave to the camera. "So, something JoJo and I have learned here is that frog hygiene is VERY different from the human world's."

Johan pointed the camera to Sprig and Polly, who were rolling around in mud. "It's because of that, I had to use my Stand, DARE, to turn off Anne and I's sense of smell," he deadpanned.

"Don't knock it till you try it," called out Sprig.

"I miss showers so much," said Anne.

"I miss indoor plumbing," said Johan. "The only toilets around here are outhouses! And they bury their pets in them!"

"Anyway, I thought I'd use some makeup I found in my backpack to give these frogs a lesson in GLAMOUR!"

After they went inside, Johan set the phone on the tripod. "Okay, keep going. It's recording," he said.

"Polly and Hop Pop have kindly volunteered to be our models today," said Anne.

"We didn't," said Polly.

"Now, obviously, Sprig's never done this before, so everyone back home, please go easy on him. Just try your best, bud."

"I feel nervous," said Hop Pop.

"Alright, just a little more blush, and we're done," said Anne, revealing Polly's new makeup-covered face. She looked pretty. "A fresh and natural look for a tadpole on the go. Sprig, show us what you got."

What Sprig revealed made everyone gasp. "H-H-He's beautiful," exclaimed Johan. "He looks forty years younger!"

"Sprig, how are you so good at this," Anne asked.

"I dunno," said Sprig with a shrug.

"I wanna look like Hop Pop," shouted Polly.

"Okay, it's do-over time, JoJo," said Anne.

Anne and Polly loved their new looks courtesy of Sprig. "Sprig, forget makeup guru. You're a makeup GOD!"

"Anne's not kidding," said Johan. "You're a fucking natural!"

"Language, JoJo. But he's right! You've got to share this talent with the world!"

"I. Am. Stunning," said Polly.

Pretty soon everyone in Wartwood was beautiful. They all gathered in the townsquare for a group photo. "Hold it! There's one last person we need to glamourize," said Anne.

"Who," asked Johan.

"You."

"Uh...that won't be necessary."

"GET HIM!"

"NO! DON'T MAKE ME SUMMON DARE!"

Johan stared at himself in the mirror. "Wow, JoJo," said Anne. "If people didn't mistake you for a girl before, they sure are going to now!"

"I'm beautiful," he whispered. "Wait. I'm more beautiful than I've ever been! LOOK AT ME, WORLD, AND GAG ON MY ELEGANZA," he shouted before laughing maniacally.

"Turns out Sprig knows a lot more about glamour than I do," said Anne, causing everyone to laugh. Then the laughs turned into screams when a porcupine attacked.

The porcupine marveled at its reflection and the makeup Sprig gave it.

"Lui รจ un dio!" shouted Johan.