"E azione!" Johan pressed the record button on Anne's phone.
"Hey, y'all," said Anne. "So, most of the time we keep it pretty casual here in Wartwood, but sometimes we like a touch of class. So today we're going to do something fancy," she said, pointing toward the place Johan's been staying at: the Sundews' home and tea shoppe.
"Hi, losers," said Sasha. "I heard Anne and JoJo were showing you her lame life here in Amphibia, so I wanted to show you how a real queen lives. My Dope Life as a Battle Queen!"
Sasha sat in her chair as she said to her camera phone, "Being a Lieutenant in the Toad Army is a lot of work, but totally rewarding. I get whatever I want, whenever I want."
"I have a whole entourage to prep me for battle." With a snap of her fingers, Sasha said, "Dagger, boom shrooms, shades." The toads gave them all those things and she struck a pose.
"Looking good, boss!"
"I don't have to take sass from anyone or anything." Sasha punched a giant mantis and summoned her Stand, Slash to stab it and finish it off.
Percy walked up to her. "Hey, Sarge, do you have time to listen to my concert-" he said, only to yelp when Sasha karate kicked him.
"Percy, you know not to sneak up on me!"
"And best of all, I have my own sword, and my own Stand," Sasha said as she held up her pink heron sword and gestured Slash. "...which I use to subjugate villagers- especially little pink frogs who steal best friends," she added with a snarl.
"-and that's what a nice tea party is like in Amphibia," said Anne.
While Anne, Johan and the Plantars enjoyed the tea Felicia served them, Sprig raised an eyebrow and said, "I have the weirdest feeling someone was just talking about me."
"Eh, it was probably nothing," said Johan. "E taglia!"