Vaggie vs Sindel

Sindel, the empress of Edenia, sat on her throne, bored and waiting for Shao Kahn. Yet, she couldn't help but feel like something was wrong.

"What is taking my husband so long?" She mumbled out loud. "He should have returned by now."

"Perhaps he's busy with more plundering and conquering of other worlds, your majesty." Her loyal servant, Ermac, suggested.

"Even still, he should have returned by now." Sindel said with a shake of her head.

Suddenly, there was a crashing sound coming just from outside the throne room, drawing the attention of the two.

"What was that sound?"

"I'm not sure, my lady." Ermac said. "Perhaps one of the servants made a mess again?"

Suddenly, the doors were kicked open, as Vaggie entered the throne room with a swagger in her step and wearing sunglasses.

"Oh, there's gonna be a mess alright." She said.

"What nonsense is this?" Sindel demanded. "Who are you and how did you get in here?"

"I'm called Vaggie, and I'm here to punish you for your crimes." The fallen angel said.

Sindel laughed out loud. "You? Punish me? I've heard that many times from fools better than you!"

"Oh, I assure you, they are nothing like me." Vaggie declared with confidence. "I have become a warrior of unimaginable power."

"Such arrogance from such a lesser creature." Sindel scoffed before rising from her throne. "Come then, creature. It will surely be a scream!"

The empress then let out her deathly wail, but it didn't seem to affect Vaggie in any way.

"What in the-"

Suddenly, Vaggie closed the distance at impossible speeds and bitch slapped Sindel to the floor like a ragdoll.

"What madness is this?!" Sindel cried out. "How are you this powerful?!"

"I told you already; I am a warrior beyond imagination." Vaggie told her. "But it's what kind of warrior I am that matters."

"Like what?" Sindel asked.

Vaggie grinned, showing her teeth and removing her sunglasses, her eyes filled with lust.

"Booby Warrior Magic, you Edenian slut." She then slurped aggressively.

Sindel's eyes widened in fear. "Wait, then you-?!"

"Nah, Shao Kahn's punishment was carried out by the 8th Booty Warrior." Vaggie waved it off. "I'm just here to deal with you and deliver true justice to not only to the Edenians you oppress, but also to the fans of this franchise."

"What are you talking about?" Sindel demanded.

Just then, another Sindel stepped out from behind the fallen angel, much to the shock of Ermac.

"What is this?!" He exclaimed, looking in between the two Sindels.

"This is the true Sindel." Vaggie explained, placing a hand on the shoulder of the Sindel standing next to her. "The Sindel that was a victim of Shao Kahn's conquest and manipulation, and the caring mother to Kitana." She then pointed at the downed Sindel. "You, on the other hand, are nothing more than a retcon, born from a glitch in the timeline, because the creators forgot the true nature of Sindel." Her grin never left her face. "And now, she is the 7th Fanmade Booby Warrior."

The downed Sindel's face turned to fear.

"You mean this whole time…I was serving a fake?" Ermac said.

"There might be hope for you to redeem yourself, Ermac." Vaggie told him before turning to the fake Sindel. "You, however, are a perverted, twisted image of the real thing. One that revels in making others suffer, happy to commit acts of terror on your own people and murdered Jerrod."

"No, this can't be happening!" The fake Sindel cried out in denial.

Vaggie turned to the true Sindel. "She's all yours. Make it count."

Nodding, the true Sindel approached the fake. "I hope you've said your prayers, because you're going to be screaming for nonexistence, but you will receive none. You will suffer for over 365 years for the suffering you've inflicted upon my family and my people. And trust me, your suffering…will be a scream." She breathed in before yelling. "NOW TOOT THAT ASS UP, BITCH!"

The fake Sindel screamed in horror as the true Sindel violated her, Ermac watching in horror, all the while Vaggie watched with a smile on her face, proud of her work.


I had some fun with this one! Sindel was definitely done dirty in MK11, so I decided to do her justice, and make her the 7th Fanmade Booby Warrior. Anyways, like always, shoot your suggestions and I'll see you guys later!