Author's Note: Quick Quotes Quest Prompt #1: "I barely hexed him." Thanks to the Harmony HMS Discord server for the prompts!
Year Six. A (rather silly) dialogue.
Originally Posted: Aug. 3, 2024
Words: 179
Rated: K+
Enjoy!
A Minor Scene
"What. Did. You. DO?!"
"Nothing!"
"Harry, this is not nothing–!"
"Okay, maybe a little something, a slight disagreement, might have occurred…"
"HOW IS MCLAGGEN COVERED IN PUS A 'LITTLE SOMETHING?!'"
"I barely hexed him! It's not my fault the idiot's hex backfired with mine!"
"AND WHAT SORT OF ALTERCATION WOULD REDUCE YOU TO DO THIS TO YOUR TEAMMATE?!"
"Well, you see, I—"
"Do not. Say another word, Harry James Potter, or I swear you'll end up in the hospital wing in a worse state than McLaggen."
"The bastard was saying all kinds of creepy shit about you! I was defending your honor!"
"While that sentiment is lovely, the outcome is hardly what I consider…. honorable."
"I dunno…. Think his looks have improved overall, if you ask me."
"Honestly, Harry! You're lucky I'm not a Professor, otherwise I'd dock points!"
"You'd punish your own boyfriend?! The Chosen One?! The Boy Who Lived?! I'm deeply wounded, Hermione, truly."
"Oh, shut up, and let me fix McLaggen's face."
"Not that there's much to fix…"
"I'm WARNING YOU, Harry–"
"I'm going! I'm going!"