INT. COFFEE SHOP - DAY
Beavis and Butt-Head are sitting at a table, eating nachos.
BEAVIS:
(seeing Kamala Harris walk in) Whoa, check it out! She's hot!
BUTT-HEAD:
(equally impressed) Yeah, she's got that...that... (gulps) ...that "thing".
KAMALA HARRIS:
(approaching their table) Hi there, young men.
BEAVIS:
(flirtatiously) Hey, yeah! What's up?
BUTT-HEAD:
(equally flirtatious) Yeah, we were just, uh, admiring your...your... (gulps) ...your smile.
KAMALA HARRIS:
(laughing) Well, thank you. I'm Kamala Harris, and I'm running for President.
BEAVIS:
(oblivious) Yeah, that's cool, I guess. What's your stance on, like, video games and stuff?
BUTT-HEAD:
(equally clueless) Yeah, and can you make, like, school optional or something?
KAMALA HARRIS:
(smiling) Well, I think we need to focus on creating jobs and opportunities for all Americans.
BEAVIS:
(confused) Jobs? Like, why do we need jobs? We've got, like, our couch and stuff.
BUTT-HEAD:
(equally confused) Yeah, and what's wrong with, like, just playing video games all day?
KAMALA HARRIS:
(patiently) Well, jobs are important because they help people support themselves and their families.
BEAVIS:
(skeptical) Yeah, but what about, like, our moms? They don't have jobs and they're doing okay.
BUTT-HEAD:
(equally skeptical) Yeah, and what about, like, professional video game players? They get paid to play games all day.
KAMALA HARRIS:
(laughing) Well, I think there's a difference between professional video game players and, uh, couch potatoes.
BEAVIS:
(offended) Hey, we're not couch potatoes! We're, like, "kahn-noy-zers" of fine television programming.
BUTT-HEAD:
(equally offended) Yeah, and we're, like, experts on, uh, nachos and stuff.
(Kamala Harris chuckles and shakes her head)
KAMALA HARRIS:
(smiling) Well, I think we have a lot of work to do.
(Kamala Harris walks away, chuckling)
BEAVIS:
(turning to Butt-Head) Yeah, I think we scored!
BUTT-HEAD:
(equally clueless) Yeah, we're like, total players or something!
(They both continue eating their nachos)