After everyone recovered from the muscular nuclear blast, things had thankfully began to calm down. Willow, Hunter, Viney and Skara were playing with the football together after they stopped being beefing beefcakes; Darius was trying to stop the Blight siblings from bickering; Gus was trying to detect something with a metal detector; Lilith was helping Camila with preparing the kebabs; Hooty was trying to gag Steve out of his mouth; Courtney was sitting on a towel, covering her chest due to embarrassment; Vee was drinking some water while Masha patted her back; Alador had retrieved a paraglider; While Luz and Amity were relaxing on their towels in their sunglasses trying to get a tan.
A few seconds later, Hooty managed to spit Steve out of his mouth. The former Coven Scout was covered in the house demon's drool that he wiped off of him. "Disgusting!" He looked at his hand and smiled once he knew he got his girlfriend's bra from Hooty's grasp. "Court, I got your bra!"
"Uh…Thanks…But, isn't it covered in drool?" Courtney asked.
"Yeah."
"Do you have anything to cover me up?" She asked.
Steve smiled. "I might have something." He walked away before returning a few moments later with his t-shirt.
Courtney took the shirt from Steve's hand as he politely looked away so she could put it on. When she put the shirt on, it was slightly a little long for her. "Steve, this shirt's a little long."
"Oh…I could see if Luz or Amity or Hunter might have any that fit you." Hunter said.
"I got it." Courtney then rolled up the sleeves and knotted them up. Then, she took the hem of the shirt and knotted it, exposing her stomach. She looked at her boyfriend and blushed. "Well, how do I look in the shirt?"
Steve blushed at the sight of his girlfriend wearing his shirt. "Um…Beautiful."
"Did you dream this up?" Courtney asked.
"Well, I actually I dreamt of you wearing my shirt under different circumstances." Steve replied.
"Really?" Courtney asked.
"Well…Don't want to say anything about that." Steve said. "But I advise you keep an eye on my shirt for bugs just in case. I don't want Hooty eating it, it's honestly my favourite."
While Luz and Amity were tanning together, they were suddenly approached by Raine and King. "Luz?" Raine said.
Luz sat up and lifted her sunglasses. "Raine? Is there something wrong?"
"Have you seen Eda anywhere?" They asked.
"Yeah, I haven't seen her since the bodybuilding contest." King said. "It's like she vanished."
"I would say that Eda has gone to do some Eda thing, but I am noticing that everyone is vanishing." Amity said.
"Yeah, I haven't seen Barcus since Viney got annoyed with him for snatching the frisbee." Luz said.
"I haven't seen Jerbo out in the ocean for a good while." Raine said.
"And I haven't seen Boscha ever since she was a sore loser over losing at sand sculptures." King said.
"Luz, did the website say anything about this beach having some kind of monster or curse?" Amity asked.
"Actually, it did say something about this being one of the rumoured locations of Blackbeard's treasure." Luz explained.
"Blackbeard?" King asked.
"He was probably the most famous and dangerous pirate in history." Luz replied. "Well renowned for his brutality, his greed and the distinct Blackbeard that he used to light up to intimidate his enemies. He robbed and pillaged and slaughtered many who got in his way. Heck, he even killed some of his crew. But before he was killed, he had buried some of his treasure. And some say, that some of it is buried right here on this very beach. But, I doubt he placed a curse on the booty."
Then Lilith approached the girlfriends. "Luz, Vee has something she wants to talk to you about. She think she might know something about Eda's disappearance."
Luz and Amity took a glance at one another before they simultaneously stood up to see what Vee wanted.
Meanwhile, Hunter tossed the ball to Skara, who managed to catch it. "I'm open!" Willow began waving her hands to get Skara's attention.
She tossed the ball at Willow, who caught it in her hands. She then tossed it to the ground, causing it to bounce. "Touchdown!" Willow exclaimed.
Viney laughed. "We weren't finished."
"I know, but I felt like going for a swim in the ocean." Willow stated.
"I'm still hoping that there will be no shark." Hunter stated.
Viney groaned. "Always the shark! Always the shark! Can't you be worried about jellyfish or something?"
"A jellyfish?" Hunter chuckled. "It's just a fish made from jelly. What can go wrong?"
Hunter and Willow ran towards the ocean while Viney and Skara just stayed behind to chat. "You know Viney, I felt like not dogs earlier." Skara said. "Shame Camila didn't pack any."
Viney facepalmed herself. "Shoot!"
"What?" Skara asked.
Viney sighed. "Hooty!"
"Hoot, hoot!" Hooty slithered towards the couple and spat out a plastic bag filled with the creatures used to make not dogs and another bag filled with buns.
"I forgot to ask Camila to cook these up." Viney said. "Shame the grill needs warming up after all that."
Skara then looked at her girlfriend's abs. She noted that they were sizzling under the hot sun, like a grill. "Viney, I hate to sound disgusting but…"
Meanwhile, Vee had drank her 4th bottle of water in order to get her system back in check after being intoxicated for a good while.
"Oooh, my head still hurts." Vee said.
Masha patted her back to comfort her. "Everything will be okay, Vee. You'll be back to yourself in no time."
Vee grinned. "I already achieved it physically."
Masha laughed at Vee's terrible joke and kissed her scaly cheek. "That was terrible."
Just then, Luz and Amity approached the couple. "Feeling any better, Vee?" Amity asked.
"Much better, thanks." Vee said. "I am never having alcohol ever again."
"Wise words to live by." Luz remarked. "Lilith said you might have something that could explain the disappearances."
Vee shifted herself in the sand. "Okay, you remember during the diving contest where I shape shifted into this?" Vee shifted her form into the form she took while she was diving, causing Masha to gasp and to blush.
"Oh yeah." Luz said. "Where did you go?"
"We went to a cave and-"
"I get it!" Amity interjected. "I don't get how that is supposed to explain everyone went!"
"Well, that cave lead to…A…Well….Well….." Vee said.
Luz instantly put the pieces of the puzzle together. "Oh no! Oh no! Don't tell me, you found Blackbeard's treasure?!"
"It was a nude beach." Masha stated.
"What?!" Luz exclaimed in shock.
Meanwhile, Gus was scanning the sand with his metal detector hearing nothing but the repetitive beep as it scanned every grain of sand it hovered.
"Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? There's gotta be something here." Said the annoyed Gus.
Then, after a minute, the metal detector began to beep repeatedly, causing the witch to give an enthusiastic smile.
"Ah! Emmeline, help me out over here!" His Palisman, ran to her owner. "I need you to help me dig for the buried treasure. I don't know what it could be, but it is causing me so much excitement!" He and his Palisman began to dig through the sand with their respective hands.
As they dug, they were doing it so hard that they were flicking sand into the air. They flicked it so hard that it was flying into Darius' eyes.
"Ow! Ow! My eyes! My eyes! Ow!" Darius said.
Soon, Gus and Emmeline hit something and stopped digging. Gus and his Palisman's eyes shimmered by what they were seeing. "Oh…My….Titan! I don't believe it!" What was buried deep underground was none other than what looked to be some kind of treasure chest. "I don't believe it!" He reached his hand out to retrieve the treasure.
Which turned out to be tinfoil gum wrapper. "This treasure is amazing!" He noted the chest. "I should probably bury this. Would feel kind of disrespectful for me to leave it out in the open like that."
Then, Stringbean arrived and turned into a shovel. "Thanks Stringbean."
Meanwhile, Luz and Amity had found the cave and walked through it. As they walked through Luz laws grumbling in annoyance.
"I can't believe it." Luz complained. "I can't believe I missed it! How come the website I read didn't mention it?!"
"Luz, calm down, how bad can a nude beach be?" Amity asked.
"I wanted a nice family and friends day out and does a nude beach sound family friendly to you?" Luz asked. "I mean, could you imagine how much worse it would be if The Collector came?"
"I assume they did not accept your invite either?" She asked her girlfriend.
"No." Luz replied. "I even sent a letter out to him to space."
Elsewhere across the stars, on a very green planet with no moon, The Collector was sitting on a log chatting with a pink frog with blonde hair. "So…This friend of yours gave you a message you missed?"
"Luz, yeah. She is one of my best friends." The Collector said. "But I wonder that message was. If she was inviting me to a beach, it would make me so happy."
"We have plenty of beaches in Amphibia." The pink frog said. "I could teach you to one of our best."
"Hooray!" Collector exclaimed.
"Just a heads up, it has creatures that will likely wanna eat you." Sprig warned them.
"It's okay, I'll just eat them back."
Back in The Human Realm, Luz and Amity had exited the cave to see the nude beach. But what they did not expect was how beautiful it was.
"Woah!" The girlfriends said.
The beach itself was beautiful for something so crass. There was a ginormous waterfall, clear blue waters, a steaming hot lagoon, beautiful trees, a ton of beautiful fauna and a ton of rocks.
"You sure we didn't walk into a nude beach?" Luz asked.
"It's…A lot more exotic than I thought it was going to be." Amity remarked.
"Yeah…." Luz said. "…Though I question the logistics of everything here, I still would love to visit."
"What is going on?!" All of a sudden, Boscha stomped from a nearby rock. Thankfully, she was being censored by some of the steam. "I was having a peaceful nap until you…Oh, hey Luz, hey Amity!" Boscha gave a rare happy smile. Not smug, genuine.
Luz and Amity were alarmed. Not just about the smile. But for a reason that was baring itself right in front of them.
"Boscha…You're…Naked!" Amity exclaimed in shock.
"Well, this is a nude beach is it not?" Boscha retorted.
Then, Jerbo up to Luz and Amity. "Hey girls!"
Luz saw Jerbo and did her best to look at him in the face. "Jerbo! I thought you drowned my guy!"
"Could you take a few steps back, please?" Amity asked as she and Luz took a few steps back.
"I know, I was gone for a while." Jerbo scratched the back of his head. "I lost my trunks. Barcus has been making fun of me for it ever since."
Barcus chuckled. "Gets funnier every time I hear about it." He said while standing behind a bush.
"Where is Eda?" Luz asked.
"Over here!" Eda was approaching the girls with two coconuts close to her chest and steam around her torso. "So glad you two could make it."
Luz and Amity stared at Eda completely horrified at seeing her in the nude. The only thing they could do to react, was to cover their eyes.
"Eda!" Luz exclaimed.
"You're naked!" Amity shouted.
"Don't be ashamed, guys, come on." Eda said. "Here, have a drink."
Luz removed one hand from her eyes but quickly covered her eye again. "Nope! What are you doing?!"
"Well, I decided to visit this nude beach once I found out there was one because I felt like going to one." Eda grumbled. "Because all the ones at home are crowded and filled with weirdos who would drool all over themselves for my body instead of…Ya know, appreciating I have the bravery to bare it all."
"What if King sees this?!" Luz exclaimed.
Eda froze. "I've been so excited about going that I forgot about him. Anyway, just make sure he doesn't come here while I hang with Jerbo, Boscha, Barcus and Marcy for a few more minutes."
"Who's Marcy?" Amity asked.
"Hey-o!" The girlfriends looked to their left to see a naked woman sitting with her legs close to her chest and her laptop on her knees.
Amity and Luz gave an awkward wave. "She doesn't seem freaked out by the fact we're witches." Amity whispered to Luz.
"She probably knows and has no issue." Luz said. "Eda, come on, I didn't get us together to go to a nude beach. I got us together so we could eat, play, swim, tan, dance…Not…Whatever you wanna do here besides nudity."
"Well kiddo, I'll be out in a moment." Eda said. "Maybe, twelve hours. But, I promise I will come back to join ya."
"You found my trunks, right?" Jerbo asked.
"Hunter has." Amity replied as she pulled them from Luz's hair.
Jerbo smiled. "Oh, thank goodness. Wait, weren't those in Luz's hair."
"Trust me, there won't be a strand in the fabric." Luz assured him.
Jerbo out his trunks back on and gave everyone a wave. "Thanks for inviting me. Bye Marcy."
"Bye Jerbo." Marcy smiled at him as he left the cave.
Eda sighed as she placed her hand on her hip. "Well, least we got some people left. You're welcome to join us if you want. I bet you two want it."
Luz and Amity in that moment, glanced at each other and grinned. "You know what, maybe we could." Luz said. "I mean, this swimsuit is making me sweaty."
Amity exhaled. "But, I feel bad about leaving so many people out."
"Oh yeah." Luz groaned. "Maybe we should get Hunter and Willow."
"What about Viney and Skara?" Amity asked.
"Yeah! Hooty included?"
"Of course, and Raine." Amity grinned.
"Let's not forget Steve and Courtney." Luz grinned.
"Oh, and what about Lilith? Sure, it would ruin the tranquillity of the beach but regardless…I think everyone can-"
"Mood's ruined." Eda interjected as she, Barcus, Boscha and Marcy put their swimsuits back on. "Let's go back and join the others."
The participants of the nude beach began to leave while Luz and Amity grinned over their plan going well. "Glad we thought of the same plan." She and Luz shared a fist bump.
"Well, I wasn't going to let a nude beach ruin my own beach day." Luz said before she began to look around. "Though, you are right about the tranquility. It's very…Beautiful."
"Yeah." Amity looked around. "But…Maybe we could come here sometime."
Luz raised a brow at Amity. "Is this an attempt to-"
A red Amity covered her ears and ran out of the cave. "No! No! No! No! No!"
Luz laughed. "Oh yeah…We're coming here." As she walked out of the caves, she began to talk to herself. "But seeing Eda naked is probably an image I am never going to get out of my head for a while. Hope I don't see anything else disturbing."
But she spoke too soon because when she walked out, she saw that Viney was lying on her back in the sand while Skara was cooking not dogs on her rock hard stomach with a spatula.
The girlfriends noticed Luz standing in place, completely in shock. "Oh, hey Luz." Viney said. "What were you doing in that cave?"
Luz, had no response to her question as she was more weirded out by Skara cooking food on Viney's stomach. Similar to when she saw Hunter doing the same thing to Willow.
"I'm going to wash my eyes out now." Luz declared before walking away.
