"Okay gang." Master Hand said to the group of characters gathered outside the mansion. "You know what we have to do today."
"We do?" Mario asked since he just wanted to be stomping... koopas.
Lucina's stomach growled. "I'm hungry."
"Well I'm exhausted." Falco complained for he didn't want to be here.
Kazooie chuckled while she nodded her head. "You and me both."
Suddenly the Landmaster just arrived and was there to cause a ridiculous amount of damage to the mansion which made everyone scream.
"Enough of this." Master Hand growled after looking at the script and zapping the oversized tank for he curled himself. "Why did I agree to be in this story...?"