Author's note.
Here's the next part of our 'Miraculous Scandal' arc. After this arc, it's gonna be the London arc; where William, Marinette and Ladybug go to London. And finally, the Ingredient gathering arc; where William gathers up the ingredients for a special spell. With that out of the way, leave a review, sit back, relax and enjoy the show.
Chapter 49
Sexcapade
(Miraculous Scandal Arc Part 2)
Rebecca was sitting in her apartment eating french toast. Her phone then rang and she answered it.
"Hello?" She asked.
'Rebecca, it's Olga. I, have some news for you'.
Meanwhile, William entered the school and headed towards Madam Bustier's classroom. He then kicked the door down.
"Oh, hi William", said Madam Bustier. "Have you made a decision?". William smirked.
"Yeah", answered William. "No. Fucking. Way". Madam Bustier frowned at that.
"Well then", said Madam Bustier. "I'm afraid that I might have t-".
"I'M afraid you won't do anything", said William before he pulled out his phone. "Not unless you want the school board to see this". He pulled out his phone and showed EVERYTHING he found. Madam Bustier's face then turned extremely red.
"Wh-wh-wh-where did you get all that?" Asked Madam Bustier.
"Like I'd tell you", said William. "So, here's MY deal. You delete the recording you have and stay out of my business, I'll make sure these never see the light of day". Madam Bustier said nothing.
"Tell you what", said William. "Since I'm in a good mood, I'll give you until tomorrow to decide. I'm gonna get a soda before school starts. See ya later, Mistress Zombizou". He then walked away, unaware that Rebecca was coming in the other direction. Rebecca stomped up the stairs and stormed in Madam Bustier's classroom.
"YOU BITCH!" Shouted Rebecca, causing Madam Bustier to fall to the floor.
"Oh no, not you" said Madam Bustier.
"You got some Virginia to threaten someone close to me" said Rebecca.
"You're one to talk", said Madam Bustier. "You wear next to nothing and dance for your audience".
"At least people would want to see me dance", said Rebecca. "And FYI, you're the one who posts sex vids of herself, not me".
"Yeah!", shouted Madam Bustier. "Well, uh, fuck you". Rebecca then pounced on Madam Bustier.
Hawkmoth's lair.
"The amount of anger I sense, it's intoxicating", said Hawkmoth before infecting a butterfly and sent it out. "Fly away, my little Akuma and evilise them". The butterfly eventually made it to Madam Bustier and Rebecca, merging with Madam Bustier's necklace. The outlines of Butterflies appeared on their faces.
"Sexizou. Madam Desire, I am Hawkmoth. You two seem to want right a wrong that the other committed, and I am giving the power to do that. But only one will succeed, and in order to do that, you must bring me Ladybug and Chat Noir's miraculous".
"As you wish, Hawkmoth" they said. Both were then covered in black-purple fog.
Meanwhile, the students were arriving. However, the sound of fighting coming from Madam Bustier's classroom.
"What the hell was that?" Asked Kim. The door then flung open and Madam Desire came out.
"RGH! You bitch!" Shouted Madam Desire. Another figure stepped out of the classroom. This one was an adult woman, with teal skin, dark-green hair done in a bun held by two spikes with pink hearts on the end. She wore a black domino mask with pink heart outlines around the eye area. Her outfit consisted of a spiked, black choker that was connected to a silver river ring, which itself was connected straps that were connected to a black, leather bra top that had a heart-shaped boob window outlined in pink with spikes on the chest area. There were spiked, black leather bands on both of her biceps, pink, leather straps in a 'W' shape on her forearms and spiked, black leather wrist bands. A black leather skirt with a pink heart by the belt area, a spiked, black leather strap around her waist. There were spiked, black leather straps around her calves, pink stockings with black hearts on them, spiked, black leather bands around her ankles and black high-heels. Around her neck was a heart-shaped necklace. In her hand, was a pink and black bow.
"Okay, so, are these Akumas or sex workers?" Asked Mylene.
"I know one of them", said Adrian. "The one with wings is Madam Desires. From what Ladybug and Chat Noir told me, she can place people in a drunken, sexual stupor with her power". Everyone just looked at him.
"How'd you know that?" Asked Alya.
"You'd be surprised on what Chat Noir is willing to tell me" answered Adrian.
"But who's the other one?" Wondered Marinette. Marinette's voice caught the other figures attention.
"Ah, Marinette", the figure said. "So nice to see that you made it". Marinette recognised that voice.
"Madam Bustier?" Asked Marinette.
"Actually, it's Sexizou now, dear", the figure said. "Now, be a good girl and tell me where William is".
"Why would I tell you?", asked Marinette. "I'd never rat out my friends".
"Oh, such a naughty girl", said Sexizou as she drew back her bow. "Now, you must be punished". She then released the arrow.
"Chloe, on the other hand" said Marinette. She then grabbed Chloe and used her as a shield.
"Hey!", shouted Chloe. "What the hell are you-". The arrow then struck Chloe.
Meanwhile, William was at a shop getting himself a bottle of soda, when he heard the sound of screaming.
"What the hell?" Wondered William. He popped his head out and saw students running from his school.
"Okay~?" Wondered William. He walked over to his school, but, upon entering the courtyard-.
"HOLY FUCK!" Shouted William. He saw several students and teachers either 'fornacating' or 'playing with themselves'.
"You've got to be kidding me?" Wondered William. He was then tackled to the floor. When he opened his eyes, he saw that it was Alix. But, her eyes with pink and black.
"Hello there my hunky bunny" she said in a sultry tone.
"Okay", said William nervously. "What's going on heOOOOOOOOHHHHHH MY GOSH!". Alix just took of her top revealing a baby-blue bra with rabbits on the cups.
"You know that rabbits are always in heat, right~?" Asked Alix. William didn't respond. Instead, he kicked Alix off of him and ran off.
"Did Rebecca get Akumatized again?" Wondered William.
"I have no idea", answered Scul. "But did you see Alix's eyes?".
"Yeah", answered William. "They eyes of Madam Desire's victims don't change colour. So, that could mean we've got two Akuma's wondering around". He then heard the sound of fighting and saw that Ladybug and Chat Noir were fighting Madam Desire and Sexizou.
"Why does that other Akuma look familiar?" Wondered William. Sexizou then saw William.
"THERE YOU ARE!" She shouted.
"Oh shit" said William. He then ran off.
"Where do you think you're going?!" Sexizou shouted. William continued to run until he ran head first in Madam Desire's boobs.
"Usually, I wouldn't mind this", said William. "But, given the situation, I do mind this". He turned the other way, but Sexizou blocked him.
"Oh shit" he groaned. Madam desire then held him close, smothering him.
"Now now, big boy", she said. "Just behave yourself, surely Ladybug would want to protect you, given how close you seem to her. So, I decided to make you my bargaining chip". Sexizou then grabbed him and pulled him.
"No, HE'S got a lot to answer for", corrected Sexizou. "That way, I can get Ladybug and Chat Noir's miraculous'".
"Yeah, right", snorted Madam Desire. "You ain't getting him, he's mine".
"No, mine" retorted Sexizou. The two then tried to pry him away from each other, which ended in a smothering match, which was captured by an audience.
Hawkmoth's lair.
"Ugh, I told you to get those Miraculous", said Hawkmoth. "NOT turn this scene into A PORNO SHOOT!".
'Wouldn't I give for a Duex sex machina right now' thought William. Something then grabbed him by his shirt and pulled him away. William looked up and saw it was Ladybug.
"Thanks for the save" said William.
"I thought guys loved being squashed by boobs?" Quipped Ladybug.
"Not if they're attached to the chests of akuma" said William. Madam Desire then flew in front of them.
"I think it's time we kissed you two", said Madam Desire before smothering her lips with lipstick. "Good-bye". She then blew a pink, misty kiss. Sexizou then shot out an arrow.
"Uh-oh" said Ladybug and William. The two attacks collided and created an explosion, sending them flying. The outline of a butterfly appeared on Sexizou's and Madam Desire's faces.
'You idiots! You were supposed to capture Ladybug's miraculous, not send it flying to god knows where!'. The outlines then disappeared. Chat Noir then tackled Madam Desire to the ground.
"You'll pay for that!", said Chat Noir. "No one blows up M'La-". Madam Desire then thrusted one of her legs forward and struck Chat Noir in the nuts, sending him backwards. Every woman had their mouths covered and every man covered their crotches, even Hawkmoth. Chat Noir was now on the floor, clutching his nuts.
"Why?", squeaked Chat Noir. "Why do girls always go for the dick?".
Meanwhile, William and Ladybug were on a roof top with the latter laying on the former.
"Ugh, man", groaned William as he opened his eyes. "My head".
"Hey there, cutie". William looked to Ladybug on him poised like a cat, ready to pounce.
"Uh, Ladybug?", asked William. "What are you-". Ladybug placed a finger on his lips.
"I heard that today, consent is everything", said Ladybug, she then placed a finger on the neck of her costume and went down, unzipping it. "So, do I have yours?".
"Uh, yes" answered William. The two then kissed.
Meanwhile, Chat Noir was struggling to fight Madam Desire and Sexizou.
"They keep kicking me in the dick", panted Chat Noir. "Why? Why do they keep kicking me in the dick?".
"Because it's a man's weak spot" answered Madam Desire. Chat Noir then had an idea.
"Yeah, well, here's a woman's" said Chat Noir. He then slammed his staff into Madam Desire's boobs, making her double over. He then had to dodge Sexizou's attacks.
Meanwhile, William and Ladybug were still going at it.
"Ugh, enough of already!" Shouted Scul. He then saw a water tower and turned the tap. After the two were doused, Scul returned to William's pocket. Ladybug and William blinked for a few moments before seeing their situation. Their lips touching, Ladybug trying to pull down William's pants and he costume undone slightly. This caused both of them to scream.
"Wh-what's going on?!" Shouted Ladybug.
"I don't know!" Shouted William.
"Why is my costume undone?!" Screamed Ladybug.
"Why are my pant's almost off?!" Shouted William. Then, a realisation hit them.
"Wait", said William. "Did we?". Ladybug felt her rear and saw that her costume was still intact there.
"From the looks of it", answered Ladybug. "We didn't".
"*sigh* That's good", said William. "Now, I suggest you help Chat Noir. He's probably getting his dick kicked in". Ladybug the swung away. When Ladybug was far enough away, William could hear Scul laughing.
"What are you laughing at?" Asked William.
"Don't lie to me", answered Scul. "You wish you banged her".
"SHUT UP!" Shouted William.
Meanwhile, Chat Noir was about to get hit by one of Sexizou's arrows, when a yo-yo wrapped around him and pulled him out of the way.
"Nice to see you again" said Chat Noir.
"Sorry, got a bit tied up", said Ladybug. "How's it going?".
"They keep kicking me in the dick" sighed Chat Noir. Ladybug only blinked.
"Well, at least we know what they can do now" said Ladybug.
"Huh, I guess you're right", said Chat Noir. "Now, there's nothing to surprise us". Madam desire smirked as she spread her fingers and her nails grew long and sharp.
"Oh shit" said Ladybug and Chat Noir. They then dodged Madam Desire's claw strike.
"Spoke too soon, darling" said Madam Desire.
"LUCKY CHARM!" Shouted Ladybug throwing her yo-yo into the air. When it stopped, what came down was…..
"A family bag of taffy rolls?" Wondered Ladybug.
"What the hell is that gonna do?" Asked Chat Noir. Ladybug looked around and saw that Madam Desire's mouth, her wings, Sexizou's back and the taffy were highlighted.
"I think it's time we give these lovely ladies a little treat" said Ladybug. Chat Noir looked confused, then he got it. Ladybug undid a few rolls of taffy and threw them up into the air before Chat Noir then hit them with his staff, straight into Madam Desire's mouth.
"You *chew chew* think this will *chew chew* stop me?", asked Madam Desire. "I wilmmmmm. Mmmm? Mmmm!" Madam Desire couldn't open her mouth, the taffy was that sticky. She tried to remove it by hand, but her figures got covered in it.
"Now, aim for Sexizou's back and the back of Madam Desire's wing" said Ladybug. Chat Noir then smacked more rolls of taffy, some on Sexizou's back and some on the back Madam Desire's wings. Chat Noir then spin kicked Madam Desire into Sexizou.
"That. Was for. My dick" panted Chat Noir. Sexizou and Madam Desire were now stuck together.
"Hmm, let's see" said Ladybug. She grabbed Madam Desire's make-up pack and tore it, no Akuma came out.
"It's not in Madam Desire's lipstick" said Ladybug. Chat Noir then grabbed Sexizou's bow and snapped it. No Akuma came out.
"It's not in Sexizou's bow" said Chat Noir. Ladybug then snapped Madam Desire's lipstick, but no Akuma came out.
"Not Madam Desire's lipstick either" said Ladybug.
"That just leaves Sexizou's necklace" said Chat Noir. He grabbed the necklace and snapped it. An Akuma then flew out.
"No more evil doing for you, little Akuma", said Ladybug before spinning her yo-yo. "Time to de-evilise". She then swung her yo-yo and it caught the Akuma.
"Gotcha", said Ladybug before opening the Yo-yo and releasing the now purified Akuma. "Bye-bye, little butterfly".
She then threw the bag of Taffy into the air.
"MIRACULOUS LADYBUG!". Swarms of Ladybugs then fixed everything. Madam Desire and Sexizou then turned back into Rebecca and Madam Bustier.
"Pound it" said Ladybug and Chat Noir.
Hawkmoth's lair.
"I should've seen this coming", said Hawkmoth. "Note to self, never create two sex Akumas at once. This, was a complete and utter FUCK UP!".
Later, Ladybug was swinging across the rooftops of Paris when he saw William. She landed in an allyway and hid.
"Hey, William", she whisper yelled, catching William's attention. "Can you come here?". William walked up to her.
"Look, Ladybug", said William. "About what happened. I-".
"William, it's fine", said Ladybug. "We didn't go that far, but, I will admit, you, did look nice".
"Are you hitting on me?" Asked William jokingly.
"Not really", said Ladybug. "But, can we agree to keep this our secret?".
"Definitely", agreed William. "Last thing I want is for people to think that I had sex with you, when really, it was only tongue". Ladybug smiled.
"Thanks" said Ladybug. She then swung away and William just walked away. Unaware that Alya had seen everything.
'This is gonna be my best scoop' she thought.