"This will backfire kid, stop following your father's every word and do something good for once," The gruff voice of Batman came from my bedroom as I lay on the couch, rolling my eyes.
"We've been at this for 15 minutes already, I'm not Joker's kid, I know you're Bruce Wayne, you and Joker are the same person somehow, is that so hard to understand?"
Batman was silent for a bit until he repeated his earlier statement, causing me to groan as I pulled out my phone.
I wanted to check out what people were saying about me online. I had already checked out the video that was uploaded, it was basically a POV of what I had done, but it cut right before Joker shot me.
Instead of showing the real scene, it showed me dodging Joker and snapping his neck, then stomping him into the pavement until he was limp. After that, it showed the warehouse being blown up and the video cut off.
Not bad editing, but since I was there I knew it was fake.
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Topic: The Last Joke lmao
In: Boards ► Places ► America ► Brockton Bay Discussion (Public Board)
JesterLOL (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Hacked The System)(Hoes, no bro's)(No Ban lol)(Funniestguyaround)
Posted On Mar 5th 2011:
Check this out Brockton Bay!
Video Link Click it Guys!
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►Vista (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
So Joker's son was the one to take that psychopathic rapist out?
►Podge
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
Guess that's the last joke lol
►Breadbringer(Unverified Cape)
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
Fuck I was planning on going after the villains around Brockton once I officially joined the PRT... Also, why is this guy's voice familiar?
►Ekul
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
So, I live in the middle of Merchant Turf and I swear I've seen this guy. I don't think he was in costume though, he was fighting three female capes just outside of that mansion in the middle of the territory nobody goes to?
Word on the street, Merchants plan on burning that mansion to the ground lmao
►JesterLOL (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Hacked The System)(Hoes, no bro)(No Ban lol)(Funniestguyaround)
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
Not me, I'd never hit a woman, plus I live in Empire territory... Sucks for the owner of that mansion though LMFAO
►AllSeeingEye
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
Are we going to ignore him killing all those guys? He even killed The Joker, is he supposed to be a hero?
►Skidz (Unverified Cape)
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
Watch your back Ekul why the fuck are you snitching you stupid bitch
►JesterLOL(Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Hacked The System)(Hoes, no bro's)(No Ban lol)(Funniestguyaround)
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
Should I fuck over the merchants next? Kind of feel like giving squealer a ride if you know what I mean.
►IcyHot (Verified Cape)(Wards ENE)
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
Next time can you try not to set everything on fire? Took an hour to clean it all up.
►Tin Mother (Moderator)
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
JesterLOL
How are you posting? Your account doesn't even exist?
►JesterLol(Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Hacked The System)(Hoes, no bro's)(No Ban lol)(Funniestguyaround)
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
Does it matter? I'm in the system, if it's that big of a deal I'll get rid of this and make a legit account... Wait then Dragon can see all my shit, I'll pass. No Ban lol.
►Merlin(Cape Groupie)
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
I don't even get what I'm watching. He went into Joker's main warehouse, killed all of his henchmen plus Smiley, and then blew it all up?
Don't get me wrong it's badass... That's the end of my message. Badass.
►Grape (Unverified Cape)
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
Why does everyone else get a cool power? Magic throwing cards? Fml
►RedQueen
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
JesterLOL
Did you just insinuate that you want to fuck squealer? Fucking gross.
►JesterLol(Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Hacked The System)(Hoes, no bro's)(No Ban lol)(Funniestguyaround)
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
She can get it, Panacea will have to erase all those std's first though ngl, don't want my dick to burn. Alexandria can get it too.
►Alexandria (Verified Cape)
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
No
►TheGrapist (Unverified Cape)
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
Good thing powers don't give you game.
►GloryGirl (Verified Cape)
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
Can he be called collateral damage guy now or something?
►XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
Unfortunately that nickname is exclusive to you, he hasn't done enough damage yet.
►AllSeeingEye
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
Give it a few days if that video is any hint to Jesters plans for his career.
►Batgirl (Verified Cape)(Batfamily)
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
Despite his... Interesting peresonality, he can become a pretty good hero, only once he stops killing.
►TheHood
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
I'll be finding you, he was my kill, watch your back.
Moderator edit: Keep the threats to a minimum.
►XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
Uh oh, new cape is on Brockton Bay's edgy vigilante's radar, it was a good run.
►JesterLol(Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Hacked The System)(Hoes, no bro's)(No Ban lol)(Funniestguyaround)
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
TheHood The fuck? Just use Red Hood as your handle it took way to long for me to realize who you are...
Come catch this shit pussy I'd love to beat your ass lol
►TheHood
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
Hope you can keep that energy with a glock to your head
►Maple
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
Bro didn't watch the video lmao.
►Valkyr(Wiki Warrior)
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
So you control cards? And maybe enhanced speed and agility? That's about all I can grasp from the video, gonna put it up on the wiki rn.
►Reave(Verified PRT Agent)
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
I'd suggest coming in for a power evaluation and registering as an independent (Assuming you're not going the villain route)
►JesterLol(Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Hacked The System)(Hoes, no bro's)(No Ban lol)(Funniestguyaround)
Replied On Mar 5th 2011:
Valkyr
Ye basically just cool and I can throw cards.
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Victor shut the phone off, how had he managed to get an account, and if Tin Mother's words were to be believed, he'd managed to hack into their system completely without any notice or way to delete his account? He didn't remember doing that.
You're welcome, I did all that and responded to all those losers, couldn't let your debut go to waste, especially since this might be one of the more fun runs.
"Cool, glad to know I'm fun," I said with a sigh as I heard Batman once again.
Ignoring him I looked at Reave's reply one more time. I had already chosen the hero route, and people didn't seem to mind the killing all that much, I can just be more lenient from now on. So should I go in for a power evaluation?
What would I even show them? The cards? Maybe that plus my natural strength and speed? Only my durability is dogshit…
Batman grunted from one of the bedrooms I'd been using, turns out the mansion is actually huge, it doesn't look too big on the outside, but the inside is like a whole castle, I'd been sticking to the first floor but it had at least 3. Once I take care of this guy I'd need to do some exploring.
"Holy shit! Shut the fuck up dude," I said, finally losing my patience and rushing over to my room, grabbing the tied-up man and picking him up easily.
He hit his chin on my hand and another hit got registered for the quest. I was gonna pummel him until the hits registered for me, but this might be easier…
"I'm going to hold you here, smack your head against my arm for a bit, as hard as you can. Might as well use you to grind xp," I said.
He immediately obliged, smashing his forehead into my wrist as I widened my eyes.
"Scratch that, you're a freak," I said, dropping him as I looked at my floppy wrist.
Had I become numb to pain? It hurt a lot sure, but he had snapped my wrist and I was just standing looking at it.
"I'm gonna let you go, I'm going to show you my face, and then you'll need to hit me a bit, is that fair?" I asked Batman as he just glared at me.
I didn't want to untie him, even with the possible consequences of having him like this, chances were he'd beat my ass the second one arm was free. Then again, most of his attacks are melee, so I would only get hit when I wanted to.
It had been a huge pain tying him up in the first place. Our natural strength was completely different, I was definitely stronger than him, but with feeble body, I had barely any defense.
"Hmm, you're quiet all of a sudden?" I said after a bit.
"You're one of those capes?" Batman said, ignoring my words.
"I have an ominous ass mask on, wasn't that obvious?" I asked, looking at him hesitantly. Was Batman in this universe an idiot?
"I have a database on all of you, never heard or seen you before…" He said, twisting his body until he was on his knees, the ropes bulging under his rather large form.
So Batman still doesn't have powers. Fucking badass. I knew he did that shit in his own universe, but this was worm mixed with other bullshit on top of his own universe, I expected him to at least have some advanced strength or something.
"Uhh, yeah you've been afk for a year bro. I've basically worked everything out… Did something bad happen last year?"
Batman looked about ready to escape and tell me to fuck off. I'd already noticed that he cut the ropes. He was probably just fishing for more information, but now he paused, his Batarang sitting in his hand instead of ready to be thrown.
"You think I triggered?" He asked slowly, staring up at me as he realized what I was thinking. Not an idiot then.
"I mean, I watched you change from The Joker into Batman, it seems you have no memory of your time as him..."
Seems like getting Batgirl out of here was useless, since Batman was so fucked up now, plus if he ever showed up as Joker again the public would be pretty pissed off at me. I'd have to either let him go and hope he stays like this, or keep him trapped in a card.
I reverted back to my normal appearance, taking off the ropes as a show of good faith.
"I mean, when I was fighting Joker… Well actually he just shot me and I collapsed like a little bitch, but that doesn't matter. I mentioned sons, and then you transformed back into this," I gestured to him.
He nodded. "I see…"
That's it? Batman was a shitty conversationalist.
"Uhh... You mentioned Dick?"
The man stood up, stretching a bit as he looked down at me. Unless he threw his gadgets at me he wouldn't win, he knew nothing about me and I still hadn't tested out those scepters.
'Give me a reason to try out those scepters…' I thought, resisting the urge to smile.
Finally done.
'Oh I didn't even realize earlier, you're talking to me again?'
Gamers don't talk to their admins nearly as much as you, but I was checking something with your world. It's fucked because of Lord Kuro's meddling, but I believe your system is negatively impacting the world as well.
Oh is that all? Great, no need to worry since it's my system.
That means a lot of the fuckery is being enhanced and merged to make it even worse, don't be surprised if anything you think you know is false.
'Oh, so it is a need to worry? What's the point of going to a new world if I don't have meta-knowledge?'
She didn't answer as I sighed again, seeing Batman look around my mansion.
He, unfortunately, didn't attack me. I really wanted to see what the scepters did, but I couldn't just attack a famous hero... My Feeble Body quest though. Time to start a fight.
"Wait a sec… Are you planting bugs?" I asked after a bit, flashing over and grabbing Batman's arm to see he was doing exactly that. I love my new speed.
He snatched his arm back, looking down on me as I inwardly sighed. I want to relax, fuck bitches, and get famous, why am I dealing with this guy?
"Yes," He said bluntly as he placed another one on a vase.
"First off, don't touch my shit dude, that's my shit. I don't go to the Batcave and touch your shit do I?"
That's an interesting idea actually, going to the Batcave and stealing all his stuff would do good things for my ego…
He tensed at that and I barely saw him lash out at me.
I dodged his fist, grabbing him by the arm and slamming him into the ground.
"You're lighter than I thought."
"How do you know about the Batcave?"
Ohhh, guess that's not common knowledge? Well, shit.
"Barbara told me-"
Crack
Well shit, my healing wrist is broken again.
I take a glance at my feeble body quest and keep hold of Batman's arm.
It seems as long as I'm holding onto someone Jester's dodge is ignored. Could become a weakness if someone finds that out. I'd hate to be grappled and beat the shit out of.
I tanked Batman's kick, my smile growing as I slammed a fist into his face.
This is fun. This world is fun. This game is fun.
I'd spent so long fighting for my own game in my world that it had grown boring, yet here I was throwing hands with Batman. This was where I was supposed to be.
He smashed his fist into my face, breaking my nose and kneeing me in the ribs as he attempted to peel my hand off.
I ignored my broken nose as I ducked his next punch, slamming my forehead into his chin.
"Are you blind as a bat too?" I asked, letting go of him and dodging another punch, slamming my knee into his face. "Cause you didn't see that coming."
I landed and grabbed his arm again, letting him him me with his perfect punches, meant to break.
He was a better fighter than me, but I was stronger, my grip on his arm kept him close enough to counter any of his atta-
I felt my ribs break as he kneed them, grabbing me by the hair and slamming his knee into my face.
He tossed me to the side as I coughed, blood spilling out of my mouth. 23 more hits, just 23 more hits, and the weakness was gone.
"Am I the only one having fun here? Try and lighten up bats geez," I said, wiping the blood as my cards swirled around me.
He threw a few batarangs at me as I dodged to the side, stepping on a card and propelling myself straight back into him.
I held on tight as he pummeled my body, hit after hit as I felt more bones break.
"Is that all? I know teenagers who hit harder than you Bruce!" I yelled, biting his nose and slamming my elbow into his solar plexus.
His batsuit was pretty well defended, but it wasn't made to handle a demigod's strength. Too bad my body was so weak that I shattered my elbow.
"You know way too much," Batman growled, flipping us so he was on top and slamming a fist into my face once again.
"It's cause I hang with the right crowd, you should know all about hanging right?" I asked, feeling my jaw break as he hit me again and again.
"Maybe that's why you triggered? Did you hang yourself?" I asked as another punch smashed into my nose. "Or maybe dick did? Your son? Dick Grayson?"
I coughed as he slammed his fist into my throat and then continued his assault. Being on the recieving end of batman's punches isn't a good feeling.
"Yo chill, you'll actually kill me~" I sung out, catching his fist with my broken hand and slamming him into the ground.
"Didn't you hear me Batman? I'll really die," I said, softer this time as he pulled out a batarang.
He stabbed it into my side, making me pause for a second as I looked down on it.
"Wait… Are you actually trying to kill me?" I asked, my joking tone gone as he sliced his batarang through my side.
Fuck this world, Batman doesn't care about killing people? What the fuck?
"I've already given it up," He said, pushing me off as I felt my body grow limp.
"I killed The Joker, I killed Cobblepot, I killed Dick… I'll kill you too."
He stabbed right into my chest. It hurt, it really did, luckily I didn't have to worry about that anymore.
"Hahahahaha, fuck yeah!" I said as I finally got the ding I was waiting for, feeling his next hit stop completely on my ribs, as if he had hit a steel wall.
"Thanks for that, I owe you one. Brucey," I said, spitting blood into his eyes before slamming him into my wall.
It didn't break like I thought it would, guess Lily did buy an expensive one.
He pulled out some metal pellets as I slammed him into the wall again.
"Don't fucking try it!" I yelled out, twisting his arm and snapping it as I kneed him in the back.
"Wonder if this happened in this universe, hey does bane exist? Am I your bane?" I asked as I raised him up and promptly slammed him into my knee, the crunch of his back music to my ears as I pressed a card against him a second later.
"Phew… Maybe I'll just keep him?" I thought aloud, my smile widening as I felt my wounds heal rapidly.
My ribs knitted back together, my three teeth grew back instantly, any cuts he made sealed right up. I felt strong, I felt powerful.
This world would be mine, I'd destroy it, turn it into my own personal hell-
Whoops, wrath got a bit excited there…
"Seriously though? A killer Batman? He's not getting let out of his card ever, fuck that bullshit," I said to myself as I looked at the opening door.
The power puff girls walked in, all three widening their eyes as they saw me and the blood smeared across the hallway.
"It's fine, I took care of-"
"Did you get hotter master?" Bubbles asked, her eyes practically shining as Blossom looked away and Buttercup just look horrified.
I looked down at my body. With feeble body gone the default scrawny look all of my forms had was gone, I wasn't Batman level, but I was sculpted to perfection, not a single muscle out of place.
She was right, I did get hotter. Also, the clothes I'd gotten used to making appear on my body were gone, nearly forgot they weren't real clothes and just creations of Tricksters Gambit. Whoops.
"Huh… Well you guys will probably be seeing this a lot anyway, what's the harm," I said with a shrug as blossom shot fire at me.
"Put some clothes on!" She yelled, blushing furiously. God I'm so horny…
"Fine, fine. Geez who knew the power sluts were such prudes," I said absentmindedly, only Bubbles liked the play on words.
"S-Sluts?" Blossom stuttered out, looking angry and embarrassed, couldn't care less though. I was full demigod mode now. I could take them pretty easily.
"Well why else would you wear that maid uniform? You sure you aren't trying to seduce me?" I asked, moving on before she could answer.
"Anyway, just fought Batman, he's really weird so I'll just let him be gone still, maybe I'll let him out in the future."
"Wait what the fuck? You fought Batman?!" Buttercup yells, looking half excited and half angry.
"Yeah, he was pretty weak not gonna lie, guess he doesn't have plot armor in this universe," I said before pushing past them.
With that, I let the three put the groceries away, I had other shit to do anyway. Time to see the PRT.
'Hopefully they don't try and recruit me, with all those losers I killed they'll probably treat me like Shadow Stalker…'
I grimaced at the thought as I began walking through the neighborhood.
I hadn't been outside much yet, besides taking out joker and his second in command and going to that grocery store, I'd barely explored my new city.
I lived in merchant territory, only three blocks away from where the ghouls hunted.
Oh the ghouls, almost forgot about them. Apparently ghoulism is kind of like Case53 stuff. For some reason, 1% of People who trigger become Ghouls instead, ruining their lives and isolating them from humans.
No doves around, no anteiku coffee shop, but there are a good hundred ghouls that people know of.
Some of their identities are public, but I couldn't find any of the main cast public identities. No one-eyed owl either, so I'd probably need to go poke around in their territory to see what they're all about.
Why would I care about the ghouls? Rize of course. I've confirmed she exists, though her identity isn't public her murders are, she's enemy number one for quite a few capes, including the only ghoul cape that works with the PRT. "Eyepatch"
Either Ken Kaneki is like Batman with his split personality shit, or they both exist rather than rize dying and her organs being put into Kaneki.
Which is why I'll need to meet them to get the story, but I just wanna fuck Rize, to be honest.
"Can I help you?" A voice calls out as I snap out of my idle thoughts.
I look at the woman in front of me, dressed up in a pantsuit, she seems wary for some reason.
"I'm here for a power test Ma'am?" I say politely, trying not to gag at my own tone. Just be polite Victor, you get everywhere by being nice.
"Oh, right… I did ask you to come in because my boss- Actually, whatever, go ahead and follow me," The man said, still looking at me warily.
"So, you control cards?" Agent Kelly asked, writing on a clipboard as I demonstrated my ability. I'd decided to just show my enhanced physique and my card abilities. Chances are I'll gain more abilties in the future and I'd rather not be known as the next Eidolon or something, things would get annoying quick.
"Ye, I have a phsychic connection with my cards, they're virtually indestructible..." I decided to keep the trapping people part of their abilities a secret, no need to tell them everything.
"And you sad you have..." She looked down at the paper she had me fill out. "Badass healing factor? Fuck all strength? Stupid ass speed? And retarded reflexes?" She looked back up at me as i smiled and nodded. They really had me fill out a paper and expected some normal shit? They're lucky I didn't mention my dick, oh how I'd love to bend this bitch over and-
"Fuck!" I yelled out, cutting off the thought as I willed myself not to get aroused, the sins were so annoying.
"Something wrong?" Agent Kelly asked, not even flinching at the outburst.
"Oh yeah, my bad I..." Fuck, what could I even say? I'm insane and have voices in my head? "Tourettes..." Fuck it I guess?
"Oh I see, my apologes, that explains your colorful language in that video. Speaking of which... What happened with The Joker?"
So, I fucked up. Of course they'd notice his body missing, in the video it showed me killing him, yet his body was nowhere to be found.
"No clue, I left after blowing up all his supplies, he probably got fucked up in the fire?" I said, shrugging as another person walked in.
Now that I think about it... Do independants even come to get registered by the PRT?
"You, I had to clean up your mess asshole," The masked cape said to me as he walked in, half of his hair was white, the other half red.
"Icy-Hot, I'm already done with questioning, he's going through a power evaluation right now. If he agrees to our offer you can work it out later."
"It's fine Agent K," I said, looking at the real life Todoroki, if this didn't confirm the crossover world I don't know what did.
"Isn't part of the evaluation combat or something? Even if it's not we can spar, it'll be fun…"
"Uhh, no? We just usually test your abilities and your limits," Agent K said, looking uncomfortable as I waved her off.
"Fuck all that, let's just fight."
Why was I pushing for a spar you ask?
Hostile Presence Detected
Objective: Kill or Subdue Shoto Todoroki
Rewards: 200GC, 1 random drawback removed
Don't really care about the guild credits, but a drawback being removed would be a blessing. Even if it's random, all my drawbacks were annoying. I especially didn't want to deal with disassociate.
"Uhh, it's highly irregular… You don't plan on killing him do you?" Agent Kelly asked, reaching into her waistband as she looked at me.
Geez, did these people think I'm a murderhobo or something? I only killed those thugs by accident, they don't get how hard it is to silence wrath when fighting.
"I promise not to kill him, besides he's strong enough-"
A block of ice slammed into me, sending me flying into the wall. Fuck this guy, I wasn't even done talking.
I flipped midair, landing on the wall and launching off of it over Icy-Hots ice wall and landing behind him.
He spun around, trying to kick me in the face only for me to duck under his leg and punch him square in the jaw.
He stumbled back and I slammed an elbow into his solar plexus, hearing him cough as he went flying back.
"Next time let me finish talking fucker, you're lucky I already promised not to kill you," I said, an annoyed edge in my voice as I flicked out a card.
It flew and sliced at his ankles just as he was about to step toward me, sending him falling face first into the ground.
"Hope that didn't burn buddy," I said as I caught him by his hair, slamming my fist into his face and tossing him over my shoulder.
It felt good being healthy, I could move like my old self, except I was way faster and more flexible.
I flew back, catching Icy-hot midair and throwing him down into the ground.
"Ah… Yeah, just my cards Agent Kelly," I said, smirking a bit at the gun that was now pointed toward me.
"Don't worry he's not dead, I'd call a healer though…" I said as I unwrapped a sea salt caramel chocolate and popped it in my mouth.
"Do I even need to register with you guys to be an independent? Or were you trying to recruit me?" I asked as I walked forward.
I kinda hoped she'd shoot me, I needed to test bullets against my new durability, I guess I could go to the merchants and test it out but I'd rather get it over with now.
"My boss was interested, but she'd probably want you to be arrested instead," Agent Kelly admitted, still holding her gun as I stepped right in front of it.
"Oh? So was this a waste of time? I'm not joining the kiddy team, and I'm definitely not getting locked up…" I put my mouth on the barrel, biting it softly as I smiled at Agent Kelly.
"What are you-"
Crunch
"Ew, what the fuck? Is it just anything I bite into or are guns that disgusting? Tastes like total shit," I sputtered out as I spit out the metal pieces in my mouth.
"Fuck this noise, I'm now an independent hero, I'll help out your heroes sometimes or I'll do my own thing, I won't kill anymore so you don't have to be worried about that, also Icy-Hot is in bad shape seriously call a doctor?"
She hesitated, but nodded, pulling out a phone as I gave her a thumbs up.
Guess it wasn't necessary to get registered with them as an independent, but maybe it's better this way. Makes me look less hostile and stuff.
With that I hopped out of the room, devouring more chocolate to get the shit taste out of my mouth, meanwhile the system was doing its thing.
Drawback [Eww] removed
Huh, forgot about that one. Is that why she was looking at me all weird when I first came to the building?
Whatever, I had better shit to do, never listening to online shit again. "Fuck… How do I leave this place?" I thought aloud as I looked around the building, should have paid more attention earlier…
"Are you lost?" A voice said behind me as I looked, seeing a beautiful woman with an S symbol on her chest.
"Supergirl?" I said absentmindedly, I hadn't seen anything about Superman or other kryptonians in my online search before, yet here was the young blonde kryptonian in the flesh.
"Supergirl? That's a weird name, I guess I am pretty super. It's power girl though, are you new?" She asked politely as I tensed ever so slightly.
Wasn't power girl her evil twin or some shit? Maybe I should have read more comics, then again… Nah.
"Ohh, wait. You're thinking of my cousin, she's not in Brockton haha, but we do look alike don't we?" She said, interrupting my thoughts as she smiled brightly.
Cousin… Maybe I should let Batman out and ask some more questions, he can't beat me without any prep time after all.
"Oh, that must be it then, sorry about that. Do you mind showing me the exit? Came for a power evaluation but turns out independents don't need to register with you guys. Could have been tricked into joining the wards if I didn't figure that shit out.
Powergirl chuckled and nodded, floating off the ground as she led me back the way I came. "Be careful out there, it sucks being forced into things..." She said almost bitterly as we were now back in the front lobby. There's a story there, but I'd find it out soon enough.
"Thanks for the help," I said before I left the PRT building, such a waste of time, but at least I made contact with a cute girl.
"Worth it?… Nah," I said aloud as I made my way back to my house, transforming about halfway into my civilian self.
"You fucking idiots! Just listen to me!" A voice yelled up ahead as I turned the corner on my street, making me frown as I see about thirty people crowded in front of my gates.
"The fuck?"
"Listen the fuck up! Squealer's gonna bash through this pussy ass mansion and we'll kill the owner, then we'll take it over as our main base!"
No seriously, the fuck? Considering he mentioned squealer, who I only knew from fanfics, I had to assume these were the merchants.
That's not what was confusing though, I saw the warning on PHO already, and I lived in their territory so it only made sense I'd run into them eventually.
No what was confusing was this guys shitty ass plan. Make my mansion their base? After destroying? Was this guy on drugs?
I got my answer pretty quickly as I saw him pop a few pills and give some sort of signal to a parked vehicle right in front of the gate.
It looked like shit, but i already knew squealers supposed to be some talented tinker, so I didn't want to see what would happen to my house if she rammed it.
"Yo, what the fuck are you guys doing?" I spoke up, finally reaching the group and stepping through my gate.
"Huh? Who the fuck are you?" The man, who I could only assume was skid mark, said, pointing a gun straight at me.
Quest Added
Path 1: Take down the merchants and let them go.
Path 2: Annihilate the gang known as "Merchants"
Path 3: Destroy "Merchants" without using lethal force.
Rewards: New Class Option Available
Hmm… Three choices, let them go and let them continue doing this lame ass shit, kill all of the members and get rid of them completely, or destroy their gang without killing anyone…
Well, a promise is a promise, so second path is out, but fuck the merchants, I wasn't planning on living in drug addict territory for much longer anyway.
"Hah… Fuck this shit, it's been like 3 days and you guys are already fucking with me," I said, turning around and walking toward my house.
I was half expecting to be shot, and I was, but skidmarks aim was completely off, bouncing off my mansion as I continued walking into it and closed the door.
"Master~ Your home after such a long day? Fighting Batman and going to a hero organization, you must be famished, or are you hungry in other ways?" Bubbles asked, smiling at me as I rolled my eyes.
I'd deal with her later, first…
"All three of you get changed, time to beat up some gangsters… They're also rapists if that help get you going?"
In a flash all three of the powerpuff girls were in front of me. If I didn't know any better I'd say they were excited, impossible though right? Who'd be excited for this sort of bullshit.
"Wait fuck… How do I do this without revealing my identity, should I kill them after all?"
The power puffs surrounded me, making me smile at their hostile stance, though bubbles was still relaxed and smiling.
"Kidding~"
I transformed into something I never thought I'd see again, my Freshman year of highschool fit.
I'd started to really get into fashion after reading Lookism, and I began buying clothes with all the money I stole from others.
Now I had a long black overcoat, jeans from some company I couldn't remember, a Louis Vitton button up and ray bans.
"Fuck yeah, let's play a game…" I muttered as I summoned the seven scepters.
If I was gonna play this game correctly I needed two identities, Jester, a chaotic good independent hero, and Victor Marrow, Neutral Gang Leader who swooped in and devoured Brockton bays gang scene.
Quest Added
The Game
Objective 1: Take over Brockton Bay's Gang Territories. 1/6
Objective 2: Recruit 500 Members(0/100)
Objective 3: Pit The Gang Scene against the heroes and Villains.
Objective 4: Corrupt 3 Major Characters in "Worm"
Objective 5: Corrupt 3 Major Characters in "Dc"
Objective 6: Corrupt 3 Major Characters in "My Hero Academia"
Objective 7: Corrupt 3 Major Characters in "Tokyo Ghoul"
Rewards: [Me and Mine], 2 random Master Powers, 1 random Stranger Power. +10,000 GC
Oh shit… I was gonna do most of this for free though.
This falls under Guild stuff, someone thought it would be funny given your strange obsession with this game, he's pretty chill, also the Me and Mine ability is pretty good if you manage to get out of this world.
Fuck it, even better, time for the game to start, like I started it before, with the decisive battle…
I throw open the door as I grab the scepter of Greed. I instinctively know how to use each scepter, and I know I'm not strong enough to use their full power.
Greed is powerful enough to steal this entire universe's life energy, but I'd die if I stole one person. Simply not like that.
I wave the scepter to the right, smiling as the merchant's guns fly out of their hands, the car Squealer was sitting in picks apart everything that makes it run, leaving her in a junk car that won't drive.
"Don't kill them obviously, but gotta take down the merchants today ya know?" I say as the girls burst off, looking excited.
Looks like they've been cooped up for a while, they'll get lots of outside time now that I'm restarting my game.
Skidmark
Just how many fucking drugs did he take that he was seeing this bullshit?
Skidmark always felt like he was on top of the world, he always felt like he'd rise above the other gangs, maybe even absorb all of Brockton Bay into his ranks.
His power was great, in his own words it was "Fucking Amazing." Even when the young-looking guy stepped out of his mansion in expensive-looking clothes, he wasn't really worried.
Then all their guns and scraps of squealers' car flew away from them, even then he wasn't worried.
No, he began to get worried when his boys were beaten up faster than he could even blink.
Behind him were three teen girls, capes obviously, but none of them wore masks.
"Sup Skidmark, I heard you wanted my house?" The brat said as he twirled that weird-looking weapon in his hand, humming a song Skidmark had never heard before.
"Fucking pussy, just watch!" Skidmark said, smirking as he raised his hands.
The boy looked on curiously as blue light appeared on Skidmark's clothes as well as his shoes.
"Try and fight me now fucking pu-"
"Easy," The boy's voice interrupted next to his ear as Skidmark felt every bone in both of his arms shatter.
He slammed into the ground with a sickening crunch, feeling his legs shatter next.
"Man, how do I not kill you? Maybe here?" The boy said, his fist punching his nose next, breaking it as he gave the shocked Skidmark a contemplative look.
"Your power is pretty cool, almost like a forcefield but weaker, you would've been useful if you weren't such a druggie… Also, you're male so…"
The boy held out a different weapon than before, smacking it lightly on Skidmark's head, and he blacked out…
Victor
I overestimated him. His power is pretty badass though, but it doesn't do much as long as I avoid whatever is covered in that weird light. Maybe it does more?
Not like I give a shit.
I hear a scuffle behind me and see the three holding a dirty blonde woman to the ground. Surprisingly none of them look put off about me permanently crippling Skidmark.
Well, I did say he was a rapist, didn't I? Looking down at the girl he'd raped and mind fucked I sighed a bit. If I was stronger I could get rid of her drug addiction and stds using the scepter of greed.
But as I am right now something like that would be put into me instead of just ceasing to exist. No thanks.
"You'll be useful later, for now though…" I placed a card on Squealer's forehead, causing Blossom to topple forward.
"Whoops," I said, reaching out to catch her.
I had almost forgotten how I'd gotten the trip skill, but when my hand landed on Blossom's squishy B cups I remembered my clumsy drawback.
My body dodged her angry kick as I just jumped back up, looking at the small bit of the merchant's gang. I would need to do a bit more, but the merchants were basically over…
…
3 hours later I finally sat down, devouring some chocolate as I looked at the three girls. It was funny, they had been so excited, but after barging into one of the merchant hideouts and seeing the barely legal women being raped, their smiles had disappeared.
Even if I wasn't playing my game I probably would have taken out the merchants, that shit had been pretty disgusting. They're just lucky I'd chosen not to kill anyone for now.
"Well… that's two gangs down," I said, finishing up my chocolate as I saw Buttercup give me a look.
Buttercup had been quiet for the past hour, Bubble's flirtatious remarks had been strained, but Blossom marched right up to me.
"What you said before, about this world, I believe you," She said before flying off toward who knows where.
Hopefully, she knows how to get back to the mansion.
"Right anyway, fuck this shitty hideout, let's go back to the mansion and chill," I said, clapping my hands and leaving with the other two.
The merchants were basically fucked without Squealer and Skidmark around, trapped in my cards. After having blossom burn any drugs we found and Bubbles using her sonic screaming to completely destroy any of their bases, it was child's play to destroy the gang.
Blossom surprised me though with her ice breath, ice and fire, so unfair. She was beginning to look like Icy-Hot.
Some civilians saw me, taking pictures and scurrying away. I understood though. My scepters had reached the time limit after the first fight, but I still had demigod blood in my veins, I was simply better than anyone without some sort of brute or move rating. It was funny how easy it was to just beat the shit out of most of the merchants.
Unfortunately, I hadn't found any other capes besides Skidmark and Squealer, so either that one bitch I couldn't remember had slipped away, or the world was even more different.
What was the point of my meta-knowledge when shit was so different? Turns out Superman does exist also, he's an independent with his own team under him, including Supergirl and Superboy, as well as two others I didn't recognize.
The merchants were done for, I'd have to see what my mansion had to offer, once I set up a few different gangs around the area the game could truly begin.
I'd probably end up leaving Lung and his gang, doubt I could challenge him right now anyway, definitely going to wipe out the nazis that have infested part of the city, the ghouls would need to stop their bullshit and either unite under me or get wiped out as well. The last gang that was around was more of a cult than a gang. Some losers who worshipped Scion.
A quick search on "GoldenDay" church, which had churches throughout a large chunk between the rich side of Brockton Bay and the bordering Empire 88 territory, told me all I needed to know.
Missing children in that area, pregnant women suddenly turning up all around, and dead bodies that could be stacked higher than Brockton Bay's highest building, it didn't take a genius to guess what this cult was doing in their territory.
It'd take a bit of setting up, but once I had a gang of my own in their places, I could properly control the villainous side of things, plus Jester would have his very own agency by then, and I'd be poaching anyone I could to rival the PRT.
"But that's way in the future!" I said aloud, snapping myself out of my thoughts forcefully. I was feeling a bit scared that if I spent too much time thinking the [Dissociate] drawback would activate at some shitty timing.
It was a once-a-month thing so hopefully, it would just wait long enough for me to remove it.
"Today was enjoyable," Bubbles spoke up behind me as I finally realized I was in my bedroom, yet she had followed me?
"Uhh… We brutalized a bunch of rapists, drug addicts, and traffickers… It was Extremely enjoyable."
She giggled and stepped further into the room, shutting the door as I paused once again.
I'd need to get used to other people being in my life. For the first time in both of my lives, I had people I shared living space with.
Not sure if it's a blessing or a curse yet.
"What's up?" I asked, deciding to give the blonde my attention for now. Might as well practice socializing with women.
"Do you know why we all went so far today?" Bubbles asked softly, smiling when she saw I wasn't kicking her out of the room.
"Uhh… You hate bad guys?"
She smiled, her hand on mine as she stared me right in the eyes. If I didn't know any better I would have sworn she was hitting on me, but she was just doing her flirty thing as usual, so annoying.
"Yes, that's part of it… When I was 12 I was captured by a new villain in our city, I was then gang raped for a few weeks before my sisters finally got me back."
What the fuck?
No, what the actual fuck is this? Who just says that to someone? This isn't even in numbered date terms, this is like the last thing you say before you die or something.
"I was gonna kill myself you know?" She continued, making me refocus back on her.
"But then… Just as I stabbed into my wrists, I opened my eyes to your world. Thank you, for saving me."
I was going to just say whatever, or keep silent, I was still wrapping my mind around her origin story, but then she kissed me.
I've never been kissed before, I've barely interacted with women as a whole. I was too busy playing my game, women just weren't possible.
Yet here I was, sitting on my bed in my big-ass mansion with a beautiful girl kissing me.
"I don't know about my sisters, but I want to start a new life," Bubbles said as she pulled away, her face flushed.
"With you if possible-"
I like to brag about my self-control, hell I planned to brag about being influenced by my sins and still keeping a cool head, but Lust was screaming at me.
I'm not proud of what I did next.
Bubbles hummed as I grabbed her by the neck, kissing her deeper than before.
"Sorry," was all I said as I flipped, landing on top of her and pressing her arms into the mattress.
"Oh? Master aren't you too eager~" She teased. I saw the little tears in her eyes but chose to ignore them as I kissed her again.
"You've gotten used to calling me that haven't you?" I whispered, letting lust lead me as my hands drifted under her skirt, pressing near the hem of her panties.
"No, but you like it a lot," She replied, her voice shaky as my hands moved on their own, one on her modest breasts and the other rubbing through her panties on her clit. Maybe it was assholish to think, but both her sisters had better assets... Still hot though.
"Hm~ This is fine," She whispered absentmindedly, her body still tense as she seemed to be psyching herself up.
Finally, I got control of myself, snatching my hands away as I looked down on the shaking and near-crying form of Bubbles.
"My bad, I lost control, you just told me you were raped and tried to kill yourself, sex would be-"
"Keep going," She interrupted, grabbing my wrist and leading my hand back to her panties.
"I want to restart, I want to have sex on my own terms… With you."
Fuck self-control. As a teenager, who was I to resist anymore? I'm horny as fuck.
I quickly resumed rubbing through her panties, but I pulled down her top, revealing her pale tits to my eyes as she blushed, still shaking a bit, but it looked like she was beginning to calm down.
"Fine, I'll make you forget all about it," I whispered as my head sunk down, my mouth latching onto her hard nipple, licking and biting teasingly as her breath hitched.
It's funny, I'd never had sex before, yet I felt like I knew more about it than anything. Maybe the seven sins were more of a perk than a drawback?
"This is fun," Bubbles said as I stripped her, staring into her blushing red face as I slowly slipped off her panties, my fingers lightly dragging along her slit.
I softly planted kisses on her stomach, feeling the rush of desire within me as I kissed a path up to her neck, adoring the blonde girl I was about to share my first intimate moment with.
As I wiped away her tears with kisses on her cheek I casually removed my clothes. Leaning in close I whispered in her ear "Hey Bubbles, even if this is a one-time thing, know you're special to me. You're my first." I don't know why I said it, but it felt right to do, we barely knew each though so it was mostly empty words, for now.
I positioned myself above her, gazing into her eyes as she blushed slightly. Though she seemed unsure and apprehensive, my words seemed to reassure her. Her gaze shifted towards where our bodies touched.
She chuckled nervously at the sight before shifting to me placing her hands on my chest rather than keeping them by her sides. Before I could fully savor the moment she gently pushed me back. Straddling me and bringing us intimately close.
"Really?" She asked with confidence in her voice as she slid her wet slit against my length, moving slowly back and forth.
My self control was once again tested as I fought the urge to give in to my desire to grab her by the hair and ravish her until she was just a mind broken toy.
In that situation, all it would accomplish is bringing back memories of her past trauma and I'd rather not taint my first experience with such a negative memory later on.
Instead, I pulled her down close to whisper in her ear.
"Yep," I said, popping the "p"
Her immediate giggle brought a small smile to my face, igniting another surge of desire within me as she guided me towards her warmth. It took a moment for her to press my tip against her slip. She eased herself down onto me slowly a soft moan escaping from her lips.
She let out a groan as she descended further, her nails grazing lightly against my chest as I allowed her to sit upright for a view of those cute little tits I hadn't been able to look at in her maid uniform.
Driven by lust and my lack of experience I held onto her hips firmly with both hands, guiding her downwards while she let out another moan. The sound echoed through the room, loud enough to reach anyone nearby. Despite the tremble in her thighs, I continued the motion downward unable to resist the sight of her flushed face and glistening pale skin.
My own body responded eagerly as she enveloped half of me before relaxing into it. "Oh..."She said softly opening her eyes and gazing down at me.
Taking a moment she settled back on my chest tears forming at the corners of her eyes.
"Sorry," she said with a smile meeting my gaze while placing her hands on my abs, her fingers sliding up and down on them lightly, clearly appreciative.
"I thought I was more prepared, for this. I was inexperienced before that... stuff happened. I wanted to give it another try... Just keep doing that, I can't move anymore."
I raised an eyebrow in response. "We can stop if you're uncomfortable."
She shook her head eagerly her tongue lightly brushing against my chest as she looked at me with an intense smile. "Master~ Please use your toy," she teased, her breathy voice making me even harder as she kissed my chest, igniting a spark that fueled my desire to continue. She had already been teasing me and driving me wild. She clearly enjoyed the effect of addressing me in that way.
"Fine."
She let out a squeal as I lifted her hips and adjusted our positions so only her head rested on my chest and her legs hung by the sides while we remained connected."You can stop anytime " I whispered softly in her ear making sure she felt comfortable to stop if things felt too intense. Then I began moving with purpose.
A gasp escaped her lips before turning into a moan as our bodies connected, the sound of our flesh meeting filling the room.
PLAP PLAP PLAP
"Oh..." She moaned, her legs tightening on my waist.
"Fuck Fuck Fuck!"
"What's the matter bitch?" I said, surprising myself, "Can't handle it?"
I gently shifted our positions so that I was on top fully inside of her as I continued with my thrusts.
"Ah..." She cried out with each motion holding onto me tightly. "I'm sorry... Your toy can't handle you... This useless hole has failed you!" She said with a mix of discomfort and desire evident in her voice, trying to keep up the master maid roleplay. So cute.
"You're quite expressive now. Where's that quiet little bitch who threw me into a wall?" I let out a sigh of pleasure as I felt her tightness around me, her legs wrapped around my waist and making it hard to pull away.
If someone had told me I'd lose my virginity to a fictional character I would have beat the shit out of them, but here I was, with Bubbles giving in without any second thoughts.
"It's so good!" She exclaimed, her nails digging into my back. "Go harder! Fuck the one who dared challenged you!" She cried out her eyes filled with desire and lust no fear or doubt left just pure longing for pleasure.
Who was I to resist such a request?
"Quiet " I whispered as I covered her mouth with my hand while thrusting deeper knowing she could handle it. "You belong to me from now on, fuck what I said about a one night stand, fuck all that bullshit before. I'll never be able to stop this," I said firmly as she raised her hips in time to meet my thrusts, her wet tight cunt practically begging me to fill her up. But, that would be stupid to do…
Just as I was reaching my climax, she signaled for me to stop.
"Master," She breathed out, pulling my hand off of her mouth, her eyes piercing into mine. I slowed down, Attempting to pull out but she held onto me tightly with her legs."I want you to stay inside," she murmured softly before urging me to thrust into her once more. "I want all of masters cum inside, I want it to be my new favorite thing, I want you to use me until I'm bloated with all of Your. Yummy. Seed."
She certainly knew how to stroke a guy's ego. Fuck smart decisions.
I groaned as I slammed into her one final time, cumming deep in her eagerly waiting cunt.
Let me tell you the thing about having the blood of demigods. It's like a machine when it comes to sex. Rope after Rope of cum filled her eagerly, her body trembling beneath me as a stifled moan escaped behind my hand. She only relaxed her grip around me once I spilled every last drop into her, overflowing from where we were connected.
After pulling out of her she released me running her hands down her body until they reached the heat between her legs. Her fingers diving into it and ensuring that my load stayed inside as she breathed heavily.
In classic dumb teen fashion, I didn't think too much about it.
"That was amazing... Thank you Master," she beamed.
As she tried to sit up I stopped her movements with my member smacking against her cheek, both of our fluids still dripping on it still hard. "Did you think we were finished?" I questioned in a tone that felt unfamiliar to me. It brimmed with desire and need as she gazed at my erection longingly.
"Never," she whispered gently bringing her hand back to grab my shaft while pressing kisses along its length as she met my gaze. "My master can go forever. What else is a plaything, like myself, supposed to do but please him..." She placed the tip of my dick on her tongue, her eyes staring up at me, "Completely?"
Little did I realize at that moment. Bubbles had created a part of me that would later become a source of dread and pleasure for the entire multiverse.
The Jester's Lust
...
I yawned as I left Bubbles unconscious and covered in my cum on my bed. We'd managed to go six rounds before she passed out with a lewd smile on her cum covered face. The crazy thing was I was still hard.
Who knew I was a sex demigod? Perfect.
I saw Buttercup sitting at the table, a blush on her face as she glanced over at me.
"What's with you?" I asked as I opened the freezer, grabbing a bar of Hershey chocolate and unwrapping it as she began to glare at me.
"You realize me and my sisters are superhuman right? I could hear all that shit! The fuck is wrong with you guys!" She yelled, the blush growing as I bit off a chunk of the chocolate bar.
"Hmm, get earplugs then? I plan to spend as much time balls deep in your sister as I can," I said with a smirk, enjoying her flushed face as she flew off to the second floor.
Right… I'd had the house for a few days now, yet I'd only really explored the first floor. I knew there were five floors, even though the outside of my mansion was grand it didn't give away how big it actually was.
Once again thanks for the house Lily.
No problem… Are you going to open those notifications anytime soon?
'Hmm… Fine."
Hidden Quest Complete!
Gamers Virginity
Objective: Lose your virginity in your new world
Hidden objective: Lose your spiritual virginity(Must have been a virgin in your past life)
Reward: Eromancy
Hidden Reward: [Sex God]
[Sex God]
Congratulations you've developed the lewdest divinity. Your knowledge of sexual acts is on a divine level, allowing you to lewd even the most prude of Entities!
My mind was full of a bunch of strange spells that were sexual in nature, enlarging my dick size, shrinking or growing my partners sexual parts, pheromones, the whole package.
With both of these maybe I really could become a god of sex?
As I heard the doorbell though I filed away that thought, ignoring the second quest I had completed and walking over to the door, opening it as I bit into my chocolate.
On my doormat, which bubbles had bought with the rest of my money, stood a golden man staring down at me, his eyes piercing into mine as I chewed my hersheys.
"Well… shit," I said as I stared up at Scion…
Blossom
Blossom flew over Brockton bay, blood still coating her knuckles as she tried to clear her head.
She hadn't trusted Victor. No, she still didn't trust him, yet the world they'd been brought too was exactly as he had described.
She wasn't sure about this "game" nonsense he kept bringing up, but the more she saw the more she had to agree it was necessary.
A necessary evil to bring this world out of its shitty mindset.
Blossom landed in a street, slamming her fist into a man as he attempted to rape a young woman at gunpoint.
"Sick fucks," She growled, gesturing for the woman to run away as Blossom beat the man within an inch of his life.
"You go girl!" A cheery voice said above her just as she finished beating the rapist to a pulp.
Blossom looked up, seeing a pair of black biker shorts before the girl came into view.
She was beautiful, like a supermodel, but she wore a hero costume that would have been out of place in Blossom's world.
Not here though if Victor was to be believed.
"I've never seen you around here before, are you new?" The blonde asked, landing next to Blossom as the redhead eyed her cautiously.
Victor had taken the time to explain some things about his world, and he had given them all a warning to steer clear of this girl.
She had to be Glorygirl, or her more public identity Victoria Dallon.
The outfit, the beauty, the subtle sluttiness, it was exactly as he had described.
"Umm, My name's Blossom, nice to meet you?" Blossom said, a bit uncomfortable with conversing with GloryGirl. As far as Victor had shared, she and her sisters would be helping him on the more villainous side of things in order to fix his world, which she still wasn't 100% sure she believed.
"Name's GloryGirl... Is Blossom your actual name?" Victoria asked, giving Blossom a once over as the redhead noticed her own disheveled appearance.
As Blossom was about to answer, her stomach growled, making her pause and blush as Victoria grinned widely.
"We should talk over some dinner, need a ride?"
Blossom was about to refuse, but then she remembered Victor and decided she'd rather be in the company of a stranger than his jokes. She hovered in the air, smiling a bit. "I can get there just fine."
Victor
What do you say to a guy that can end you entire existence with a wave of his hand? Lots and lots of jokes.
"Must be worth your weight in gold Scion, literally."
"…"
"Ever hear of Midas? You both have that golden touch!"
"…"
"Do you take a shine to everyone? Or am I just that lucky?"
"…"
"Alright, fuck this man," I finally said, sitting down at the kitchen table across from Scion as he continued to watch me.
It was creepy, and definitely terrifying. I'd only felt like this once before, when sitting in front of Kuro a week or so ago.
Scion was no Kuro, but compared to me he might as well be.
"You are not one of mine…" Scion said slowly, his eyes looking me up and down and making me increasingly uncomfortable.
If we fought… No, I'd die immediately. I don't even know if Jesters dodge goes up to this guys level, and if it does he's got a million other powers to turn me into a bloodstain…
Are you regretting pulling all those drawbacks? More chaos mod really isn't holding back huh?
If I survive and make it back to the guild I'm definitely fucking Lily, the most satisfying hate fuck ever…
For now though, I need to make sure I don't get fucked by this guy, figuratively of course… Or maybe literally? He's not gay is he?
"Yeah uhh… I'm kind of special I guess?" I said after a bit, looking Scion in the eye which is entirely too terrifying.
"I see… You are like us… I think i understand," He said slowly, making me freeze and just stare at him.
Is he suggesting I'm planting shards into people to make more of his kind? Shouldn't he be able to tell or… What the fuck is even going on?
You have blank so your invisible to any possible thinker ability he could use, and your out of universe blood as well as the gamer system is probably making you seem close enough to his own race, at least with whatever he's using to scan you.
"Yep, I just woke up from a long long rest, but I shall continue to try and continue the main goal… Unfortunately whatever happened to me made me weak and vulnerable so I'm laying low as a human hero."
Bullshit, so much bullshit, copious amounts of bullshit.
Nevertheless, Scion doesn't even question it, he just nods, something in his eyes I can't quite place, but it makes me even more uncomfortable.
"Would you… Be able to bring her back?" He said after a moment. That was new, he had something akin to emotion in his voice now. Did he just assume I would know about his partner? Maybe he assumed I was before his time? So many questions with no way to get answers.
How can I get out of this alive and live long enough to be able to just bitchslap this guy in the future?
"Once I am back at full power I may be able to bring them back, I can feel them still out there, asleep for now…"
His eyes seemed to light up with… Hope maybe? I don't fucking know, but he nodded, apparently finding nothing wrong with my bullshit analysis. For all I know this universes Eden isn't even the same as other possible universes, what if it's some other random named god like being like this guy?
"Be weary Zion," I said, deciding to use the other name. "If the humans discover our plans they will fight, lay low, or do more casual hero work, don't do anything rash and ruin our chances of a legacy."
Scion was silent for… An uncomfortably long time before he stood up.
"I… Will… Check in." He said, walking to the door. "I will… Be the hero?" He said as if testing the word on his tongue before opening the door and zooming off.
I let out a breath I didn't know I was holding. If I'd said the wrong thing, or he'd decided I was a threat, would I even be alive? Would this be how my adventure ends? Because some golden boy decided it was over?
"No more playing around," I said aloud, feeling Wrath grow, I let it stir for a bit before pushing it back down, noting how my hands had left indents in the table.
"No more playing Master?" A voice said behind me, I glanced back, seeing Bubbles floating, still naked and covered in my cum from before.
"Scratch that, I can balance," I said, shooting toward her and dragging her back into my room. I needed to de-stress…
Bonus Scene- The Breadbringer
He had to die.
No, killing was wrong.
But he disrespected the bagel? He disrespected us, he disrespected bread!
Ryen clenched his head, breathing heavily as he tried not to wake up his wife Emily while he struggled with his mixed thoughts.
Ever since he'd seen that boy spit out his bagel he'd been split.
He'd triggered that day, he'd become something more… A hero, a protector, yet he was still struggling with his other side, the side that told him to wreak havoc to the enemies of the yeast…
"Fuck," He whispered, getting up and going to his daughter's room. It calmed him down, seeing Jaqueline sleeping soundly. She was beginning to get to that age where she'd rebel and go out with boys.
Boys like the bread hater, boys like the enemy. The apostle of all things against bread, the bane of his existence.
'Damn it…' He thought as he snuck out of the house for a quick smoke.
"You're a hero Ryen, you even signed up with the Protectorate and everything…" He said to himself as he took a long drag of the cigarette.
'But the boy must die, the enemy must die…'
He sighed, looking around him as dozens of different bread types appeared in front of him. It was a shitty power, he knew he would be more of a joke hero than anything.
'Joke or not… He disrespected the bread,' The final thought came as he flicked his cigarette away.
The boy must die.
A/N: So I fucking lied. I said every Sunday, yet it's been a month. Totally my fault for sure but I have a good excuse!
I got confirmation that this girl's kid wasn't mine and partied for a week with my friends, then when I finally got around to writing this chapter I kind of deleted the first 7k draft I had. But who cares about all that, hope you enjoyed this chapter.
Vote for the focus of the next chapter.
[] The Gang Life
[] The Hero Life
[] The Girls(Dates, shopping, etc.)
Ps. Bad end scion would have seen Victor losing half of Brockton bay as well as the powerpuff girls, would have turned into war against Scion pretty quickly.