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BGM: Gerudo Town - Day (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)
"Lady Pyrrha, you know full well that your boyfriend isn't allow-" The Gerudo's voice trailed off, noticing that Jaune was looking quite malnourished. "...What the…?"
"The Yiga kidnapped him a few days ago and gave him no food in order to get him to join their ranks. I know our Gerudo custom doesn't allow voe into our city, but… please… help him…"
"I mean, the bananas were quite good-"
"Very well. We'll take care of him."
A few ladies came by and escorted Jaune into the city.
"Wh-whoa…! Th-this is different…!" Jaune said in surprise.
"We'll treat him properly, and when he's back to full strength… well, you know how it is."
"Right." Pyrrha nodded.
"So, heard you guys met at Lurelin." Winter said.
Pyrrha nodded. "I went to Lurelin to gather some fish that we could only get there, and it was by chance that I had met Jaune there. We hit it off for a few days and by the time we left, Jaune wanted to come with us. He followed us all the way out here-"
"That's adorable. You two fell in love."
Pyrrha giggled. "I had no intention of finding a boyfriend, but it just kinda happened. Riju still teases me for it."
"Teases you over what?" Riju walked over, casually eating a mango.
"About how Jaune followed me all the way from Lurelin."
"Oh that!" Riju giggled. "It's cute, honestly. Really great voe too. Unfortunately, our custom doesn't allow him in here, even if he's nice, cute… and unfortunately taken…" She mumbled, hearing a snicker from her sister. "Still, really great to hang around with whenever I visit the oasis. He gets along with the other Gerudo there too!"
She took another bite. "Soooo, why is he in town and not getting thrown out?"
"The Yiga kidnapped him, threw him in a cell and left him there to rot with no food until he became one of them." Weiss explained.
Riju's eyes widened. "Unbelievable… those scoundrels will do anything…" She grumbled. "Still, I'm glad our ladies are taking care of him. Poor guy's starving."
"I mean, I fed him bananas in there…" Pyrrha said.
"It's a start, but he needs more than that." Riju responded. "So, did you get it?"
Weiss pulled it up. "Yup!"
"Excellent~!" She smiled as she happily took it and started to wear it, which was a little too big for her. "...What do you think?"
Winter looked in amusement, trying to hide her snickers. "It's… a little too big."
"Is it? Aw man… well, I think I can manage-"
Weiss, meanwhile, stared at the Thunder Helm that Riju was wearing. Her eyes narrowed as it looked familiar to her. Her eyes widened as a result.
End BGM
"Zzzzz…" Ruby slept peacefully on Urbosa's lap on the cool night on Vah Naboris.
Urbosa softly smiled, then casually turned her head upon hearing footsteps as she saw Weiss approaching her. "Ah, there you are. I should have expected it as much, from the princess's own appointed knight. She was out on a survey all day today… still as the sands now."
Weiss softly smiled.
"So, spill it. Have you two been getting along all right?"
Weiss blushed. "I… well…"
"Don't worry. I have a pretty good feeling over what's going on." She said softly. "You two hit it off almost immediately when you two first met, yet when you picked up that sword, she couldn't help but feel frustrated. She feels that the goddesses are playing favorites and she feels like a failure when she hasn't awakened her power."
"So that's why she's been hostile towards me lately… I had a feeling but I didn't want to find out from her."
"You have to forgive her if she's channeling her anger towards you. I have a feeling our little petal doesn't truly mean the things she's said. She's poured her own life into trying to awaken her powers, even if it meant passing out in the freezing waters when you weren't affected by it at all. That's how strongly dedicated she is. And she has nothing to show for it… that's the motivation that keeps her going."
Weiss sighed. "I think I'd be the same way if I were in her shoes."
"Indeed. I'd be the same way as well." Urbosa smiled, gently caressing Ruby's hair. "She really is quite… special. Wouldn't you agree?"
"Yeah…"
"Sooner or later, you're going to have to tell her how you feel about her."
Weiss stiffened. "Huh…?!"
"You can't hide it from me… I've seen how you look at her." Urbosa gave her a cheeky smirk. "You really thought no one would notice?"
Weiss's face turned beet red. "I… I… uuuuh…!"
Urbosa softly giggled. "It's alright. My lips are sealed shut. I know it'll take time for you to tell her how you feel… but when you do, take good care of her for me, okay? I won't always be around to take care of my little petal."
"...Right."
"The night brings a chill. It's about time we take her in." Urbosa said before getting an idea, smirking mischievously. "Oooor~"
She snapped her fingers, as a massive lightning bolt struck the sands nearby.
"Wah!" Ruby yelped as she looked around. "What was that…?! Aunt Urbosa, did you feel-" She spotted Weiss. "What the…?! How did you get here…? Wait… are you okay? Your face is still red. Are you running a fever?"
Weiss didn't realize she was still blushing from when Urbosa told her. "O-oh… uh… nothing! Just… uh…"
"Just "Uuuuh", what?"
"Oh, never mind! Just drop it!"
"I'm not dropping it until you tell me why you seem to be running a fever this late at night!"
"Pffft… hahahahaha!" Urbosa cackled as their banter, the two of them unaware of her laughter.
The next day…
"Hah… hah… hah…" Sooga panted as he was on his knees while Weiss and Ruby were in front of him, softly panting while the Yiga were knocked out around them.
"That all you got?" Weiss asked.
"Heh…" Sooga slowly stood. "Even if you did manage to best me, killing me will not bring Queen Summer back. I had killed her just so she wouldn't be an issue later on. She was quite the formidable foe, but it was not enough. She put her life on the line and she paid for it. Now I will do the same to-"
A massive lightning bolt struck him from above.
"Aaaargh!"
"I was wondering what all the noise was."
Urbosa calmly walked toward them with her Scimitar in hand. "And I just so happened to overhear that you slaughtered Queen Summer."
Electricity crackled through Urbosa's body.
"Unforgivable."
"You… you spared our assassins that night when we attacked you…" Sooga said.
"It was in respect for our princess…" She glanced over at Ruby who slowly nodded. "However… this crime is unforgivable. You will pay the ultimate price!"
Another lightning bolt struck Sooga as Weiss grimaced, slowly backing away from Urbosa's fury.
"Princess… I think it's time we left them alone…"
"I want to watch. He killed my mother." Ruby said in a low tone as another lightning bolt struck him again.
Weiss sighed. "Very well. But let me know if things get uncomfortable for you."
"Right."
Weiss let out a gasp when she finally snapped out of it, rubbing her head.
"You okay?" Riju asked. "You were staring off into space for a while there."
"Sorry, I just had a massive memory hit me." Weiss said.
"What was it?" Winter asked.
"Urbosa… I finally remembered her. And… apparently, she was the one who killed Sooga after Ruby and I weakened him."
Riju smiled. "That sounds about right. History books claimed that Urbosa wiped out a few Yiga goons during a skirmish a hundred years ago."
She turned around. "Now let's go. We must make haste to Vah Naboris. This Thunder Helm will protect us from Naboris' electricity. That said, have you ever done sand surfing?"
"...Sand… surfing?" Weiss tilted her head. "What's that?"
Riju gleefully smiled with a sparkle in her eyes. "Oooh, you're in for a treat~!"
A few minutes later…
"Waaaah!" Weiss yelped as a seal was pulling her across the sand, not to mention said seal was heavily aggressive with the pulling. Not that the seal hated her, he was just having a good time… a little too good of a time.
"I think you gave her one of the rowdier ones." Pyrrha said.
"I thought I had given her the calmer one. Whoops…" Riju sheepishly said as Patricia was pulling her.
"Are you okay over there?" Winter called out.
"Y-yeah! I'm just peachy…!" Weiss said as Revali flew by with a hint of concern on his face.
At that moment, they heard the sound of Vah Naboris nearby.
BGM: Attacking Divine Beast Vah Naboris (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)
"Alright, you got your Bomb Arrows ready?" Riju asked.
"Yeah, I still got several of 'em!" Weiss nodded.
"Good, because we're going to need to attack Naboris' legs. However, it's gonna charge up its lightning attack. The Thunder Helm will provide protection but only if you are within the barrier. This is going to be tricky, so stay on your guards!"
With a nod, the group surfed near Naboris as Winter pulled up next to Weiss as the latter gave her a few Bomb Arrows where Winter conjured up an ice bow, nodding at her sister as they started firing at the legs.
Naboris roared and tried to bump them off by charging an electrical shock, but the sisters merged into Riju's thunder barrier, then they got out as soon as the lightning bolt struck the barrier.
Once all four feet were disabled, Naboris knelt down.
End BGM
"Excellent! Now get in there and see if you can't get Naboris back on our side!" Riju said.
"We'll be right back." Winter said. "You guys-"
"-Will go with you too." Riju said.
"What…?" Winter blinked. "Pyrrha, I can understand, but you…?"
"What, you thought Pyrrha was the only one who can fight?" Riju smiled, taking out her scimitars. "I often train in secret with Buliara. I think I can handle this~"
Weiss smiled. "Fine by me."
Winter nodded. "Alright then."
The four of them climbed aboard Vah Naboris, where Weiss would put her Sheikah Slate on the pedestal.
BGM: Aboard Divine Beast Vah Naboris (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)
"Well, well, well… it's been a while, Weiss."
"Urbosa…" Weiss smiled.
"Winter, I'm surprised that you're still alive as well."
"It's a long story." Winter said with a soft smile.
…Wait a second. Pyrrha thought.
"I cannot wait for you to take Naboris back from Ganon, but first, you will need a map."
"And I got just the help to do so." Weiss smiled, pressing a few buttons on her Sheikah Slate as the other Champions, Penny and Terrako appeared in front of them.
"Oh, look at that, you've boarded Naboris now." Revali said.
"...Urbosa?" Daruk walked over to Riju and patted her on the head. "You've gotten shorter since I've last seen you!"
"Um…" Riju blushed.
"Daruk, that is not me. You know that." Urbosa said.
"I know, I was just kiddin' around!" Daruk chuckled.
"Goodness me." Mipha looked at Pyrrha and then at Riju. "Mother and daughter duo?"
"Mother?!" Pyrrha and Riju exclaimed in unison as they both blushed.
"N-no-no! We're just twin sisters… she just got my mother's amazonian features!"
"Ah, that makes more sense." Daruk nodded and turned to Weiss. "Well, little lady, let's go save Urbos-... Winter?"
Mipha gasped. "Winter?!"
"Nice to see you guys again."
"Oooooh! So is this your mother, Weiss? She's so cute!" Penny smiled.
Weiss groaned while Winter held back her snickers. "Is everyone going to call my older sister that?"
"Oooooh, that's your sister! I didn't even know you had one." Penny said.
Terrako booped.
"Well, pleasure to meet you! I'm Penny Pollendina and this is Terrako, my little bro!"
"Pleasure to meet you. Now let's take Naboris back… and try not to suffocate from this intoxicating smell."
"Allow me!" Penny spoke up.
The two pairs of sisters and eagle found themselves wrapped around in an aura. "Huh, what's all this?" Riju wondered.
"It helps you breathe through this malicious atmosphere!" Penny said.
"Sounds good to me." Riju nodded as they walked off together as a Guardian raised itself up to fight, but realized it was horribly outnumbered and jumped off, trying to scurry away… only to accidentally get stepped on by Naboris.
"I've never seen a Guardian run away before." Weiss said as they walked inside the Divine Beast, looking around the giant empty cylindrical beast.
"Whoa…" Riju said. "Impressive!"
"Indeed. It's quite formidable on the inside." Pyrrha agreed as they walked around until they found the terminal for the map that Weiss put into her Sheikah Slate, and then Penny proceeded to scan in.
"Well done! Now, you just have five terminals to get through. I know all of you can do it."
"...I'm not the only one who thinks Winter and Urbosa sound similar, right?" Pyrrha asked.
"Hmhmhm~" Winter chuckled. "We just have that kind of voice."
"And proud of it!"
"I don't hear it." Revali said.
"You don't? Probably oughta get those feathers out of your ears." Weiss teased.
"Maybe I oughta stuff 'em in yours." Revali smirked.
"I've been meaning to ask… but what's with the bald eagle?" Mipha asked.
"Oh, I found him after I saved Rito Village and Revali. I even named him Revali… after the greatest Rito warrior ever."
"Oooh, that's adorable~!" Mipha gushed.
"Really cute too!" Daruk nodded.
"I agree. It's rather wholesome."
Revali blushed. "I don't do cute… but I know when I'm flattered." He said as he walked off. "Come on, let's go get those terminals. They're… where again?"
Penny pulled up the map. "In these locations. We can use the cylindrical body to rotate the platforms in here."
"Welp, you heard the robot. Let's get it done." Daruk said as they walked off.
Within a few minutes of them finding, twisting the inner body around, knocking down Guardians and even playing around with electricity to get Naboris' head to move about and get a terminal activated, all five were quickly activated when Weiss used Farore's Wind to teleport to everyone's location when they had found a terminal.
They all regrouped toward the central terminal, the Gerudo and Winter noticing that the others were preparing for battle. The trio glanced at each other and decided to follow suit once Weiss put the Sheikah Slate on the terminal.
Immediately, malice shot out of the terminal and then started to form into a smaller beast in front of them.
"That thing was the one who killed me!" Urbosa said.
"This small thing? How in the world did you get-"
Revali immediately met his answer when Thunderblight zipped toward him in the blink of an eye and walloped him away. "Hnnngh!"
BGM: Thunderblight Ganon - Phase 1 (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)
"It used it's speed to kill me."
"Yeah… I've gathered…" Revali shook it off as everyone jumped off to face the hyperactive electrical ninja.
"Mipha, you sure you're going to be okay?" Daruk asked.
"I'll be fine. I'm dead anyway."
"True, but you'll still get zapped!"
"Here, wear this!" Weiss said, quickly reaching into her bag and tossed Mipha some Rubber Armor.
"Would this fit me?"
"No time to- nnngh!" Weiss was knocked down by the speedy beast. "Damned vermin…!"
Mipha quickly put it on her as Penny and Daruk got in front of Mipha to protect her, all the while Penny scanned Thunderblight. She aimed her blades at the beast and fired, striking Thunderblight in the face to stun it as Weiss pulled out Myrtenaster and lunged forward, stabbing the beast repeatedly as Winter jumped in and slashed it from the side.
Thunderblight zipped around and struck Pyrrha, but she parried with her shield at the right time, stunning it as Riju ran in and did a spin attack to cut it repeatedly with grace. Pyrrha looked on in amazement before smiling, then she threw her shield into Thunderblight's head, making it bounce off as Pyrrha recalled it back.
"This feels a bit tight but it's better than nothing, I suppose!" Mipha said, conjuring up water and launching herself toward Thunderblight, piercing through its face with her trident while Terrako fired a laser from behind.
Thunderblight screeched, raising its sword high into the air and launching a massive lightning bolt to stun everyone before quickly knocking them over… though Daruk stood his ground and swung his Boulder Breaker into Thunderblight hard enough to send him crashing into a wall.
"You alright, Mipha?"
"I'm fine… buth my cheeths are quith thumb…"
Thunderblight emerged from the wall and screeched loudly.
End BGM
BGM: Thunderblight Ganon - Phase 2 (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)
"Round two, let's go!" Riju said, getting into position as Thunderblight suddenly dropped down several metal stakes to the ground and raised the sword up into the air, all the while Revali the eagle snapped out of his daze alongside the Rito, both of them flying around as Revali aimed and fired at the Blight.
Thunderblight deflected the Bomb Arrow away, only for the eagle to grab it and then dropped it on its head, stunning the malicious creature. "My respect for you has increased. Not bad!" Revali said as the eagle screeched in pride.
Thunderblight snapped out of it and swung the lightning bolt down, hitting the electrical stakes and zapping Daruk who didn't get out of the way in time. "Yow…!" Daruk grunted.
"Hmmm…" Pyrrha mused as the Schnees both unleashed fire upon the Thunderblight, knocking it back before it threw down more electrical stakes and charged up, only for Pyrrha to lift one up and shot it through, piercing through the Thunderblight's chest as it unleashed its lightning, which in turn electrocuted itself while also being heavily impaled by it.
"Pyrrha, grab that one!" Weiss said, hopping onto another stake as Pyrrha lifted it up in the air and threw her toward Thunderblight. The malice quickly fired a lightning bolt at it, but Weiss launched off of it, her eyes growing draconic as she Din's Fire Punched it in the head to finish it off.
End BGM
"Good!" Winter smiled as the malice dropped to the ground… but then the champions proceeded to try and use their abilities and arrows to try and stop the malice from trying to get away.
"Why are you…?" Riju wondered as the malice slipped away outside, right as Urbosa walked in and then the malice latched onto her from behind.
"Nnnngh! You… dirty…!" Urbosa grabbed it with her hands and tried to pull it off. Her whole body crackled with electricity to try and zap it off, but it wasn't enough as it fully consumed Urbosa.
"Urbosa!" Winter called out.
Urbosa aimed her scimitar directly at Weiss, and before she could react, Urbosa zipped her way toward Weiss, grabbing her by the collar and sending her out of Naboris, punching her off of the Divine Beast.
"Nnnngh…!" Weiss grunted as she used her wind magic to slow her descent as she flipped over and landed on the sand, sliding a few feet as Urbosa landed on the ground in front of her.
At that moment, Naboris let out a cry as Weiss's hair stood up as she felt static electricity around her as it unleashed a powerful lightning bolt and struck Weiss, but instead of harming her, she felt it course through her body.
"Okay, Urbosa…"
Weiss's body crackled with electricity as she opened her eyes, where they started to glow brightly with static electricity shot out of the corners of her eyes.
"Let's get wild."
BGM: The Champion Urbosa (Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity)
Both of them lunged, clashing immediately in the blink of an eye as they both jumped back as Urbosa lunged toward Weiss and delivered swift powerful slashes at her, but Weiss parried her with the Hylian Shield, and then brought out the Great Thunderblade and counter attacked, but Urbosa countered with a strong uppercut to knock her into the air.
Weiss recovered, looking down at Urbosa, but she zipped her way up to meet Weiss as they both clashed again, creating a powerful lightning storm from above that lightning bolts crashed down onto the sand, destroying Bokoblin and Moblin camps while knocking out a Molduga that was minding its own business.
Urbosa zipped up and axe kicked Weiss, but she parried with her shield to stun her and then slashed her down, then proceeded to unleash Din's Breath at her, and with the power of electricity, it was an electrical firebreath. Urbosa blocked with her shield, but Weiss used Farore's Wind to teleport behind her and then slashed her from behind.
The Gerudo aimed her hand in the air, creating an electrical javelin as clouds started to form around them and started to rain. Urbosa threw it, striking Weiss as she was knocked toward the sands, but she removed the javelin and tossed it to the side, causing it to explode on some unsuspecting Lizalfos
Weiss immediately flew in a circle to create an electrical tornado, sucking Urbosa in along with some cacti and some unfortunate Bokoblins as both of them clashed from within the whirlwind, lightning bolts flaring out at the moment of impact.
Weiss slashed Urbosa out of the tornado, as the Lanayran zipped toward her, only to get out of the way from an electrical slash from her and then Din's Fire Punched her in the gut to send her crashing into the oasis.
"Sorry about this!" Weiss said, creating an electrical javelin and threw it into the water to create a powerful electrical light show as the onlooking Gerudo backed away into their stalls, looking on in fascination.
Weiss landed on the ground as the malice emerged from the water, and then lunged directly toward her, but she aimed her hand and fired an electrical beam to penetrate the malice until it was destroyed.
End BGM
Weiss turned back to normal. "You okay over there, Urbosa?"
No response.
"...Urbosa?"
Urbosa emerged from the oasis, shaking it off.
"That's a hell of a punch that you have, though maybe try not to send me into a body of water next time?"
Weiss blushed sheepishly. "Ehehehe… sorry about that…"
Later, after the final terminal was activated…
BGM: Gerudo Town - Day
"I have to say, the town hasn't changed a bit since I passed on." Urbosa said, her arms folded with pride. "And I have to thank you for getting me out of there, Weiss. Though, I must say, you have definitely changed the most, given you've got quite the body ink on you."
"Long story…"
"No need. I think I know." Urbosa smiled and turned to her fellow champions. "You three are faring well, I take it?"
"Never better!" Daruk smiled.
"Thill thumb…" Mipha said.
"Come on, guys! I'm the Rito Champion! Cut me a break!" Revali complained as the Gerudo guards were pushing him out. "I don't see you pushing the Goron out!"
"You think he'll be fine?" Penny wondered.
"I'm sure he will." Urbosa said and turned to Weiss. "Just like how I know you'll be fine with Urbosa's Fury."
"Yup." Weiss nodded.
"Um… L-Lady Urbosa…"
Urbosa turned her head to see Riju shyly looking at her.
"Oh, you must be the new chieftain, I take it."
"Yes… and…" Riju blushed. "It is an honor to meet you! I've heard tales about you and I've always admired you and… and…"
"Slow down there." Urbosa smiled and stroked her head with a soft, compassionate smile. Riju softly smiled as well before she hugged Urbosa, the latter chuckling and hugging her back.
"This is for you." A Gerudo said, handing Weiss replicas of the Scimitar of the Seven and Daybreak.
"Oh, thank you."
"So, what next?" Winter asked.
"I believe I gotta get the Master Sword and get Ruby out of the castle… though, I think we need to find a way to eliminate that Lynel first."
"Well!" A voice spoke up as they turned to see Qrow leaning on a palm tree. "Now that right there is one hell of a fine looking individual."
"Wait… who's this?" Weiss asked.
"Oh, right. I met him at the bar. This is Qrow." Winter introduced
"Sup."
"Qrow…? Qrow… Qrow…" Weiss's eyes widened. "Qrow?!"
"Yes, that's my name. Don't wear it out."
"Quick question! Do you know of a blonde girl named Yang?"
"Yang? Yeah, I know of her. She died a long time ago…"
Weiss's eyes turned draconic, immediately picturing Yang. "I'll be right back." She said, sprouting dragon wings and flying off to Yang's whereabouts.
End BGM
Meanwhile…
Yang looked at her gauntlets, folding her arms with a soft groan as she reached for it but stopped, closing her eyes at the memory of the beast attacking her camp. "Nnngh!"
At that moment, the wind started to pick up around her and before she knew it, Weiss landed on the grass next to her.
"Weiss? Since when can you fly?" Yang wondered.
"Take my hand. There's something you need to see." Weiss said, offering her hand to her.
"What…? Okay…?" Yang put her gauntlets away and took her hand, and then they both flew off to Gerudo Town. "WHOOOOOOAAAA!"
Within seconds, both of them landed on the ground.
"Special delivery!"
"Uuugh… I think I swallowed a bug… ungh…!"
"Yang…?!"
Yang's eyes widened. "...No way…" She whispered as she looked up to see Qrow in front of her.
BGM: Home (RWBY)
"U-Uncle Qrow?!"
Both of them stared at each other as tears filled their eyes as they immediately embraced one another.
"I thought I lost you, kiddo…"
"I thought I was the only one left!"
"Awww…" The Gerudo around them smiled with a few of them tearing up at the scene.
Weiss smiled. "Good to see her happy…" She said, and then realized something. "Ooooh… I definitely need to let Beedle know…"
"I'm sure he'll understand." Winter said.
"Yeah…"
End BGM
"Weiss… Weiss!"
Weiss turned her head. "Ruby…?"
"I've witnessed your journey. You've overcome every challenge laid before you-"
"Ahem… the Silver Lion?"
"...Okay, MOST every challenge, but you'll kill him for sure! Anyway, you freed up all the Divine Beasts. With the strength you've now attained, I'm certain you can unlock the powerful force hidden within. Go to the Shrine of Resurrection and return the Sheikah Slate to its terminal."
"Okay…? You going to be fine for just a bit longer on this… random errand you're sending me on?"
"I have a LOT more reserves than I initially thought, but they're not going to last forever. But… I know you can do this. Do this, grab the Master Sword, kick that Lynel's butt, and then come face Ganon. I know you can do this. You're my special mage knight, after all…"
Weiss nodded. "I won't let you down. You can count on me."
"Go forth, my brave mage knight! …And hurry up, I want to pet that cute eagle of yours."
Weiss snickered. "Right."
"Who are you talking to?" Winter asked.
"I just talked with Ruby… I need to go back to the Shrine of Resurrection."
Winter raised an eyebrow, tilting her head. "The Shrine of Resurrection…? What for?"
"Heck if I know… but I've a feeling it's going to be important."
If I have to complain about one thing in Gerudo Town, it's the fact that "Thanks Link for saving us from Vah Naboris. Too bad you're still not welcome here because you're a Voe. Get out until you change into a vai!" and it's like "...I JUST saved you from Naboris. Are you kidding me?! I know it's your custom, but come on..."
Glad that was fixed in ToTK...
Oh, hey, we're also getting a Nintendo Direct tomorrow. Yay!
