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(intro)
Defender of Wetro city
Journal: day 1
Mkmind: citizens of Wetrocity long have I waited to give you your justice prepare to face the unbridled wrath of...my fantastic bargains hahahaha
*cheers*
Mkmind: welcome welcome citizens of Wetrocity to the evil lair yard sale as you know this is my first day as defender of Wetrocity and now that I'm no longer evil *gives bear* I no longer that do evil
*SPIKE*
Child: a terror teddy awesome
Mkmind: excellent choice now let the browsing commence Chase! we're going to need more petty cash
Chase: UM
Mkmind: what's behind there Chase?
Chase: nothing
(so that robot thing is personalized to be Zee)
Mkmind: ah HA I knew it
Chase: please please please can't we just keep the ZEEder bots
Mkmind: Chase heroes don't drive around in creepy ZEEder bots
Chase: see now you hurt it's feelings ZEEder but come back
Child: pew pew
Mother: child we do not play with laser guns
Child: come on mom
Mother: put it back this instant
Mkmind: madam he's merely expressing himself
Child: *spits*
Mkmind: besides it's not a laser gun it a dehydration
*PEW*
child: oops
Mkmind: gun uh just soak her in some water not the toilet she'll be fine
Child: that is so cool
Mkmind: uh yes free donuts with every billion dollar purchase
Chase: this piece of junk this satellite is the death ray that goes up to 900,000,000 volts and has it's own GPS
Mkmind: let me handle this Chase for insurance purposes I have to tell you to only use it for barbecuing
Chase: OOO
Mkmind: not for evil
Man: i don't like barbecues
Mkmind: shall we start the bidding boot wheel of death
Scary bot: *gets hit* AR AR
Mkmind: sold to the soccer mart
Mkmind: can I get seven for the flamethrower sold to the chef excellent for crem blule do I hear 10 bucks for the disguise generator sold to the woman with the beautiful mustache sold to you sir sold
*later*
Mkmind: SOLD! fantastic the place is already looking less evil
Chase: mam now that we've gotten rid of all your "evil thing" how are we gonna protect Wetro city
Mkmind: way ahead of you Chase *lands*
Chase: what are you wearing?
Mkmind: my new super secret superhero super suit I designed it myself to copy all of Wetroman's powers super boots super strength and super X-ray/ laser vision
Chase: um yeah I'm not sure if it's really you
Mkmind: oh really my Chase this is perfect for when we go on our first patrol of the city what's that?
Chase: uh it's the only thing I couldn't sell other than the death ray just a box with a button on it I don't even remember what it does
Mkmind: *grabs* but it must do something maybe it opens the garage door? *presses* Whoops
Chase: oh dear
"MKmind" greeting hero you just unleashed the unspeakable evil upon Wetrocity and you're really really not going to like it MWUAHHAHAHAHA *breaks window*
Mkmind: where did it go?
Chase: IDK
"Mkmind": HAHAHA UNSPEAKABLE EVIL ACTIVATE
Chase: uh mam what was the unspeakable evil?
Mkmind: ok look I've had a lot of evil plans over the years
Chase: oh you forgot
Mkmind: you should have cataloged them so I wouldn't have to remember
Chase: what
Mkmind: this is all your fault
Chase: my fault how is this my fault
Mkmind: shhh I'm thinking it could be anything
Chase: remember the forgor bomb
Mkmind: YES...no what about the encyclopedia bomb ka
Chase: oh what about the rockem sockem kittens
Mkmind: oh they were as cute as they were deadly
Chase: oh the destructosaurus
Mkmind: wait it's something beginning with M
Chase: oh M that really narrows it down
*GIANT ROBOT*
Chase: um
Mkmind: don't move I think I remembered what it is it's my favorite
Chase: *looks*
Mkmind: *looks*
Mkmind: it's the MKMKMIND
MKMKMIND: oh no
Mkmind: I transferred my evil personality into a giant robot man I do good work
Chase: really terrific stuff but we should probably turn it off
*SCANS*
MKMKMIND: WHITE SUIT WHITE CAPE why it's my old friend WETROMAN
Chase: hehe he's think you're Wetroman
Mkmind: well I am defender of Wetrocity now this is the perfect time to debut my super suit *runs*
Chase: uh
Mkmind: activate super strength *YEETS* OH WOOO HA HA
*STOMPED*
MKMKMIND: GROSS I JUST STEPPED IN A PILE OF HERO
Mkmind: *GASP* activate super boots *FLYS*
Chase: MAM
Mkmind: *GOES TOO FAST*
MKMKMIND: OLAY
Mkmind: right I forgot about that *WRECKING BALL* phew uh no TIME OUT *FLUNG* activate super laser vision *CRASHES*
*later*
Chase: *GASP* where is she oh *runs* mam? mam are you in the invisible car
Mkmind: no
MKMKMIND: are you a chicken BOK BOK BOK
Mkmind: GET IN
*inside*
Mkmind: oh we're in trouble Chase I programmed it to never stop until it eliminated the hero...it's out there searching for me
MKMKMIND: WHERE ARE YOU HERO
Chase: is it searching for me too?
MKMKMIND: AND YOUR MYSTERIOUS FRIEND WHO'S DRESSED UP AS CHASE FOR SOME REASON
Chase: oh god no
Mkmind: but don't worry we can live in here from now one the scary bots can bring us snacks
Chase: mam that is crazy we're gonna have to face this thing eventually
Mkmind: did you miss what happened out there the new me is an utter failure
Chase: well it's clear you're no Wetroman
Mkmind: I know i'm not Wetroman *GASP*
Chase: I just mean maybe you should stop trying to be him and just be you
Mkmind: really?...is that possible?...but I sold all my evil stuff
Chase: well
*outside*
Chase: not everything *pulls curtain*
ZEEder bot: BARK BARK
Mkmind: ah HA ZEEder bot I don't understand I thought everything was gone
Chase: I just couldn't part with our ZEEder bot mam I was thinking we could still use him to patrol heroically
Mkmind: Chase you sentimental Simeon you
Chase: dahhh
*BANG*
Mkmind: now I just need a plan...WAIT A MINUTE BOINGO
Chase: I think you mean bingo mam
Mkmind: that's what I said
*death ray*
MKMKMIND: ANYONE HOME COME OUT SO I CAN SQUISH YOU
Mkmind: HEY BETA ME *runs*
MKMKMIND: READY FOR ROUND TWO HERO
Mkmind: are you in the mood for a slice of hero pie
MKMKMIND: ONLY IF IT COMES WITH EXPLOSIONS
*BOOM*
MKMKMIND: WHERE'D YOU GO
Mkmind: do you feel the taunting power of my eyebrow
MKMKMIND: HOW DARE YOU BROW ME *SHOOTS CAR*
*misses*
MKMKMIND: GRRR
Mkmind: that's right metalace follow me to your doom...ok Chase ready the death ray
Chase: YES MAM...*GASP*
Mkmind: prepare to meet your maker me
MKMKMIND: GRRR...SAY BYE BYE WETROMAN
Mkmind: FIRE CHASE...Chase fire
Chase: slight problem
Mkmind: how slight IS IT!
Chase: your super suit smased the death ray control
Mkmind: *goes under*
MKMKMIND: *STOMPS* WHAT IMPOSSIBLE
Mkmind: Chase find the remote
Chase: oh right we should really mark these do you remember what it looked like
Mkmind: no I don't remember what it looked like TRY THE- *turns off*
Chase: well it's not that one
*MUSIC*
Mkmind: CHASE TURN IT OFF
MKMKMIND PEEK A BOO *grabs* YOU CAN CRAWL BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE
Chase: what about this one
Sammy: I HATE YOU AMY
Chase: um no
*flushes*
Chase: ew no
MKMKMIND: TALK ABOUT A CRUSHING DEFEAT
Mkmind: the old evil me is so annoying *ZAP*
MKMKMIND: OW
Mkmind: HURRY CHASE *crawls* I CAN'T KEEP THIS UP
*crossbow*
Chase: AH HA I GOT IT MAM
*Preparing*
Mkmind: okay Chase on my marco
MKMKMIND: I HATE SKERS
Mkmind: MARCO
Chase: POLO
*ZAPS*
MKMKMIND: OH NO
*KABOOM*
Mkmind: OH AHAHAHAHAHA good bye old me
Chase: WE DID IT WE DID IT
Mkmind: yes we did Chase now let's go get the rest of our evil stuff back
*later*
Children: NO MORE SCHOOL WE'RE FREE NO PARENTS BOOGER
Child: with our parents dehydrated we can rule Wetrocity YES
*OPENS DOOR*
Mkmind: NOT TODAY or any other day my sugar fueled friends
Child: oh my goodness
Chase: I'll take that thank you very much
Mkmind: I'd normally cut you hine knees downtown but I have a feeling your parents will offer you a far more severe punishment a glass of water Chase if you please
*GASP*
Children: NOOOOOOOOOOO
*rehydrates*
Chase: well mam the weapons of justice are back where they belong
Mkmind: let's just hope the city is ready for me
Chase: I'd say it is mam
*light*
Mkmind: Look they made me my own signal
Chase: us they made us our own signal *cries*
Mkmind: oh pull yourself together Chase now make a note it needs to be a lot bigger
Chase: yes mam
Mkmind: let's go patrol heroically
both: YEAH
*drive off*
*in a tower*
Me: ah yes do it before I finish the total drama I HATE YOU I almost found it guys and you won't stop me from watching it