Hey everybody! In this fanfic, we'll interview your favorite characters from a galaxy far far away: The Star Wars Stars! For clarification, we'll be doing characters from all nine episodes with some Clone Wars, Rebels, etc. thrown in(No EU, sorry). Please send questions via review(Please say who it's for)and I'll answer it! All questions can be movie/tv show-related or even personal questions. I don't own anything, Disney and George Lucas do. Anywho, Let's go!

The Star Wars main theme begins to play as a spotlight hits LionRoar74

LionRoar: Ladies and Gents, Welcome to Interview with the Star Wars Stars! I'm your host, LionRoar74!

Audience: Yaaay!

LionRoar: Since this is the first interview, it'll be a demo! Give it up for Steven the Random Stormtrooper!

Audience: Claps

Steven comes onstage and sits down…

LionRoar: Are you ready, Steven?

Steven: Yup.

LionRoar: First question from anonymous!

Hey Steven, which stormtrooper were you in the movies?

Steven: I was the one who hit his head in Episode 4.

LionRoar: Next from Anonymous2!

Were you in trouble for letting the rebels escape the Death Star 1?

Steven: Oh yeah. I was on cleaning duty for a week! Do you know how long it takes to clean a giant battle station inside and out? Sure I had other troopers to help, but still!

LionRoar: This one's from Anonymous3!

Why can't stormtroopers aim worth s**t?

Steven: Hey! We aim just fine!

LionRoar: Oh yeah? Prove it.

She clicks a button which brings up a blaster and target.

Steven: I will!

He picks up the blaster and fires, but all the shots miss the target, bounce off various things in the studio, and hit him, making several holes in his armor.

Steven: Ow. I think I broke something.

LionRoar: Medic!

Two droids pushing a hover stretcher come in and load up Steven to take him away.

LionRoar: Before you go, I have a question.

Do you feel stupid that you're just in a demo interview?

Steven(coughs) Yes..

The droids take him away.

LionRoar: Don't worry, the real interviews will be much more interesting!

Anakin:(Butts in) Especially since they'll have me!

LionRoar: Yes, Anakin, including yours. The next interview will be..Han Solo!

Audience: Yeah! Woohoo!

LionRoar: Bye for now, and may the force be with you! (shimmies up a rope above her)

Everyone clears out.

Steven(in the ER)Uh guys? What about me? I'm still here!