Star Wars theme plays as the spotlights focus on a spot on the stage. A trapdoor opens and LionRoar74 rises out of it amidst fog from a smoke machine.
LionRoar: Hello Everybody! Welcome back to Questionnaire with the Star Wars Stars!
Audience: Hooray!
LionRoar: Today's interviewee is everybody's favorite scruffy-looking nerf herder: Han Solo!
Audience: YIppee!
Han saunters out and sits down.
LionRoar: Hiya, Han! You ready!
Han: Yeah!
LionRoar74: First question from NerdBirdthe43rd!
Luke: Hey that rhymes!
How'd you get the Millenium Falcon?
Han: I won it in a Sabacc game from Lando.
Lando: Yeah! It was mine, which is why I was able to take perfectly good care of it during the Endor battle.
Han: Then why was the sensor dish broken off?
Lando: Uh..heh heh..
LionRoar: Next, from CupCakeCrazy!
How does it feel to have your very own movie?
Han: It feels great! The Skywalkers had their fun, now it's yours truly's time to shine!
Chewie: Wrrah!
Han: Of course, I can't have a movie about me without my trusty copilot by my side.
Audience: Aww!
LionRoar: And now we'll have some of the cast ask their questions! First one's from SkyGuyJedi!
What was it like being stuck in carbonite for that long? P.S. sorry about that!
Han: It was kind of like taking a long nap, except I couldn't see when I woke up. My vision came back a few hours later. Oh, and it's ok.
LionRoar: Last one for today is from SpacePrincess!
Who is Qi'ra?!
Han: Oh, um..she was a friend I grew up with on Corellia. No one you need to worry about, your worship.
Leia: Uh-huh. Sure.
Han: I lost contact with her long before I met you, Princess. I'm all yours, your highnessness.
Leia: I love you.
Han: I know.
Audience: Aww!
They promptly make out.
LionRoar: Whoa, guys, get a room! Before we go, I have one last question.
Who shot first, you or Greedo?
Han: That's obvious! I did!
Greedo(translated): No, it was definitely me!
Han: How would you know?! You died!
They start getting into an argument.
LionRoar: Um, I'd better go break this up before they pull out their blasters. Next up is going to be..Obi-Wan Kenobi!
Audience: Woohoo!
LionRoar: See you then!