The Star Wars main theme starts playing as a spotlight shines on..an empty chair? Suddenly LionRoar74 comes zooming in on a Mandalorian-style jetpack and flies around the room.
LionRoar: 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I Believe I Can Flyyy! 𝆕 Oof!
She crashes headfirst into the wall.
Audience: Ooh!
LionRoar: I'm okay. I really need to work on my landings.
She takes off the jetpack and stows it offstage.
LionRoar: Where were we? Ah yes. Welcome back to Questionnaire With the Star Wars Stars! Please welcome the "wan" and only Obi-Wan Kenobi!
Obi-Wan walks in and sits down.
Obi-Wan: Hello there! I'm guessing Anakin told you to make the joke with my name?
LionRoar: Yes..
Anakin: (snickers)
LionRoar: First question is from PhoenixFire!
Why do you hate flying?
Obi-Wan: I prefer having my feet firmly on the ground. It doesn't help that a certain someone always flies like a maniac and keeps crashing the ships we've used.
Anakin: It's not my fault, it's the ship's!
Padme: Sure, Ani..
LionRoar: The next question is from NerdBirdThe43rd!
Ahsoka: Again?
Would you say you and Maul were rivals/nemeses?
Obi-Wan: Yes, I suppose one could see it that way. We had our fair share of fights with each other, even having backup for one or two. He had his brother Savage and I had Ventress once and Adi Gallia a different time.
Maul: You're the one who started it, you know. You're the one who cut me in half and left me for dead! Plus you cut my brother's arm off!
Savage: It's true.
Obi-Wan: Well, you killed my master Qui-Gon and my love Satine, so we're even!
The two start bickering. LionRoar then blows a whistle.
LionRoar: Okay, break it up! We have an interview to finish!
Maul and Savage sit down, grumbling.
LionRoar: Where were we? Oh! Next one's from R3-CRA-Z!
How did you meet Satine?
Obi-Wan: Qui-Gon and I were sent on an extended mission to mandalore when I was still a padawan. We were her protectors. We got to know each other and fell in love. Unfortunately, I had to return to Coruscant after it was done. We only saw each other a couple of times before the Death Watch problems started.
Rey: Aw, that's sad.
LionRoar: Next from DarthDonut!
Is Satine's "nephew" Korkie actually her and your secret love child?
Obi-Wan: Um..yes, yes he is.
Audience: Gasp!
Anakin: Looks like Mister-I-Live-By-The-Jedi-Code isn't so rule-abiding after all.
Obi-Wan: You're one to talk, my old padawan, especially when you have Exhibits A and B over there.
Luke: He's got you there, Dad.
Leia: Yep.
Anakin: Touche, master.
Obi-Wan: He was born a couple of years before the Naboo incident. I was able to slip away to visit a few times, but I had to stop so the council wouldn't get suspicious.
Padme: That's understandable.
LionRoar: Now it's time for cast questions! First from Snipsoka15!
What was it like training the "Chosen One"?
Obi-Wan: It was an... experience. He was quite the troublemaker as a child, always pulling pranks and whatnot. Of course, I sometimes helped, and Ahsoka did as well. I know for a fact most of my gray hairs are his fault.
Qui-Gon: You gave me some gray hairs too, you know.
Obi-Wan: I wasn't anywhere near as bad as he was!
Qui-Gon: No, but you were clumsier.
LionRoar: Roll the clip!
A montage of a padawan Obi-Wan plays, showing him tripping, falling, dropping things, crashing and bumping into other things, etc.
Obi-Wan(in the video): I'm Okay!
The Audience bursts out laughing!
Obi-Wan: Okay, so I wasn't very graceful as a padawan. Everyone messes up sometimes.
Anakin: You're right about that one, Oafy-Wan!
Obi-Wan: ANAKIN! I'll get you for that later.
Satine: Now. now, you have an interview to finish.
Obi-Wan: Yes, right.
LionRoar: Last question is from RedFive!
Where did the nickname "Ben" come from?
Ben: Did somebody say my name?
Finn: He's not talking about you.
Obi-Wan: It was a nickname Satine gave me while on the run with her. I used it as a codename while I was undercover as a bounty hunter one time. And I liked it enough to use it while I was in exile, to keep her memory alive after I lost her to Maul.
Rose: That's so sweet!
Satine: I think it suits you.
LionRoar: That's all the questions for today, so without further ado, let's party!
Decorations, food and drinks appear out of nowhere, and holiday music starts playing. Various couples make out under the mistletoe, Poe and Finn are having an eggnog chugging contest with lots of people cheering them on.
Spectators: Chug chug chug chug!
Some of the clones are arm wrestling, all in all everybody's having a good time.
LionRoar: Happy Life Day, everybody! See you next time for Padme's interview!
Everyone: Happy Life Day!