Here is the second chapter of my new crossover already. This next chapter will show Luan's jealousy toward George and Harold seeing how their pranks get praised and hers don't. The parnks that are mentioned and seen, you'd have to a be a total Captain Underpants reader to recognize these callbacks. Nuff said. Enjoy this chapter.
Chapter 2: Prankster's Pick
Our location now is at a town far from Piqua called Royal Woods, Michigan. But it wasn't all cheery and sunny at the moment. For a single boy was feeling very miserable. His name was Lincoln Loud. He had ten sisters; Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lisa, Lola, Lana, Lucy, Lynn Jr., and Lily. There was also his parents; Lynn Sr. and Rita. He was miserable because an affair where he was accused of being bad luck. This whole mess started when Lynn Jr. forced Lincoln to come see one of her baseball games when he wanted free time for himself. She was part of the team known as the Royal Woods Squirrels. When Lynn lost the game, she accused Lincoln of being the cause. The only boy in the Loud family got the not so bright idea to use the lie to his advantage to get out of spending time with his sisters so he can have his own me time. However, this had bad consequences. He was kicked out of the house and all his stuff was sold. Desperate to prove he was not bad luck, he snuck into Lynn's game disguised as the mascot of the Royal Woods Squirrels. Unfortunately, the family got the stupid belief that Lincoln was only good luck when he's wearing the suit. So now, he had to wear the mascot suit whenever he was near them. If he dared take off the suit, he would be kicked out again.
Right now, the family were in the TV room, watching a show called Prankster's Pick. The show showcased the funniest pranks done by pranksters all over the world. They were watching it cause Luan, being the prankster herself was hoping one of her pranks would be shown. The problem is that her pranks were considered dangerous instead of funny. She was a real terror on April Fools. People feared and hated her because of her antics. "Good afternoon folks and welcome to another edition of Prankster's Pick. Here, we showcase the funniest pranks done by pranksters all over the world. Let's see what's today's featured prank," said the Host.
"Oh boy! I hope one of my pranks is the one!" said Luan excitedly.
"Luan, we've watched Prankster's Picks over the years and none of your pranks were featured," said Lucy blandly.
"But I know it's today! That last prank I did was hilarious," said Luan.
"It got us all hurt. How is that funny?" asked Rita.
"Comedy hurts. Get used to it," said Luan.
"Alright everybody. Today's featured prank was executed by . . . ," said the Host. Luan beamed, overconfident that her prank would featured. " . . . the devious duo of . . . ," said the Host. Luan's grin disappeared when she heard the word, duo.
"Duo?!" asked Luan.
" . . . George Beard snd Harold Hutchins!" finished the host. George and Harold's picture appeared on the screen. The audience on TV cheered. Even the Louds cheered, except for Luan. "
Those two again?! They've appeared more than any other prankster! What do they have that I don't?!" asked Luan.
"Unlike you, they're actually funny," said Lola.
"And their pranks aren't to the point that it looks like they want to murder somebody. Which is the problem with your pranks," said Lynn Sr.
"What?!" asked Luan.
"Remember as shown in one Prankster's Pic, they turned the teachers at their school into evil abominable snowmen using powdered paste and white, worm-shaped styrofoam pellets?" asked Leni.
"I loved how they put dissected frogs in the jello salad at a teacher & parents banquet! That was hilarious!" said Lana.
"But my jello pranks are hilarious too!" objected Luan.
"Your idea of jello pranks involve trapping people in them. At least George and Harold are more creative about it," said Lori.
"Who could forget about when they rigged the intercoms so that they played nothing but Weird Al Yankovich songs for six hours at full blast?!" giggled Luna.
"I'm surprised the teachers didn't lose their hearing for good after that. Scientifically, they would've lost their hearing after hearing loud music at full blast for six hours," commented Lisa.
"I especially love how they change the signs to mess with people. Like when they changed a sign that read 'People—Please Wear Your Socks On The Gym Floor' to 'Please Go Pee-Pee On Your Socks For Warmth'. And for a bonus, the letters they didn't use spell 'Y LOL'. Lynn, maybe you should go pee-pee in your sports socks for warmth and good luck," joked Lana.
"Eew. I don't think that would work," said Lynn Jr., cringing.
"They also once changed a sign that showed today's lunch, which was originally 'New Tasty Cheese And Lentil Pot-Pies', but now read 'Nasty Toilet Pee Pee Sandwiches'," said Lana.
"With you Lana, you always like things that are gross," said Lucy.
"My personal favorite was they changed a sign to prank Billy Bill who ran a gas station to teach him a lesson for mistreating them. They changed a sign that read 'Free Brake Inspection' to 'Free Bra Inspection, which got Billy Bill beaten up by a lot of women!" said Leni. And she fell to the ground laughing.
"So, what prank did George and Harold do this time?" asked the Host.
"I bet it's nothing compared to mine," huffed Luan.
"I doubt it," said Lynn Jr.
"Their featured prank is a little number called Freaky Weeky," said the Host. The audience laughed hearing the name. "How did they do it, you might ask. It all began when they were given the task of making copies of the Friday memo and they decided to alter it to their liking. This is what it originally looked like," said the Host. Appearing on the screen was the original version of the Friday Memo that George and Harold were supposed to hand out.
Jerome Hortwiz Elementary School
Friday Memo
Next Week's News
Monday: BAND PRACTICE CANCELLED.
No practice today due to asbestos removal in gymnasium.
Tuesday: SCHOOL SPIRIT DAY!
Show your school spirit by wearing the school colors (gray and dark gray).
Wednesday: CHEERLEADER TRYOUTS TODAY:
Anybody wishing to join the cheerleading squad must do all the following:
1) Meet in the gym after school.
2) Have the school cheer memorized.
3) Don't forget to wear gym shoes.
Thursday: FOOTBALL PRACTICE RE-SCHEDULED
All football players report to the soccer field for early practice— today only.
Pep Rally 3:15 in the gym.
Friday: YEARBOOK PHOTOS TAKEN TODAY:
(Please dress appropriately!) Anyone caught making "funny" faces will receive a detention.
"And those two mischievous boys changed it to what you're about to see next," said the Host. And then, an altered version of the Friday Meme appeared on the screen and it read this:
Jerome Hortwiz Elementary School
Friday Memo
Next Week's News
Monday: SCHOOL CANCELLED.
No classes today due to lack of interest.
Tuesday: NATIONAL WEAR YOUR PAJAMAS TO SCHOOL AND PICK YOUR NOSE DAY!
Show you care by wearing your pajamas to school (and picking your nose).
Wednesday: CHEERLEADER TRYOUTS TODAY:
Anybody wishing to join the cheerleading squad must do all the following:
1) Eat ten whole cloves of raw garlic.
2) Draw a mustache on your face with permanent markers.
3) Tape a three-day-old egg salad sandwich to your head.
Thursday: FOOTBALL PRACTICE RE-SCHEDULED
All football players report to the teachers lounge for early practice.
Food fight 12:15 in the lunchroom.
Friday: YEARBOOK PHOTOS TAKEN TODAY:
(Please wear bumblebee costumes). Also, whoever makes the funniest face wins a free pizza party for their class.
"And the videos showing each day shows the hilarious results," said the Host. Videos of each of the five days of the weird week played. And the best part was that it was too late to change the week's events back to what they were supposed to be. And Mr. Krupp was left in a babbling state because of that. And all he could say was ""B-b-bubba bobba hob-hobba-hobba Wah-wah." Footage of Monday showed only the teachers at the school.
"Hey, where is everybody today?" asked Mr. Rected.
"B-b-bubba bobba hob-hobba-hobba Wah-wah," said Mr. Krupp. Most of the Loud family laughed at that. Lincoln, since he was forced to wear the costume, one couldn't hear his laugh. Normally, Lynn Sr. and Rita wouldn't approve of George and Harold's behavior, but they couldn't help but giggle too. Luan didn't laugh at all.
"I don't see what's so funny about not showing up at school," said Luan.
"Party pooper," mumbled Lucy. It was lucky for her that Luan didn't hear her at all. The Tuesday footage showed all the kids wearing their pajamas at school.
"Why is everybody picking their noses?" asked Ms. Fitt.
"B-b-bubba bobba hob-hobba-hobba Wah-wah," said Mr. Krupp.
"My kind of people," laughed Lana. The Wednesday footage showed the girls had indeed drew mustaches on their faces and taped rotten egg-salad sandwiches to their heads. And their breath smelled like garlic.
"Boy, the styles today sure are getting bizarre," said Ms. Guided.
"B-b-bubba bobba hob-hobba-hobba Wah-wah," said Mr. Krupp. Lana laughed at that today.
"That's just gross," said Luan.
"That's why it's funny!" said Lana. The footage showcasing Thursday showed that it was total chaos. Kids threw food all over the lunchroom. The football team was wrecking the teachers lounge as they practiced.
"There's a food fight in the lunchroom! And the football team is destroying the teacher's lounge!" shouted Mr. Rustworthy, the music teacher.
"B-b-bubba bobba hob-hobba-hobba Wah-wah," said Mr. Krupp. Most of the Louds (except Luan of course) were just hooting with loud laughter. The Friday footage showed all the students wearing bumblebee costumes. The photos taken showed them all making funny faces.
"Our school pictures are ruined!" shouted Ms. Dayken.
"B-b-bubba bobba hob-hobba-hobba Wah-wah," said Mr. Krupp. The Louds continued laughing. Some of them laughed til tears poured from their eyes.
"I think I'm gonna die laughing!" cried Lori. Luan however, just stood up and left the TV room. She stormed up to her room and slammed the door behind her.
"And there you have it, folks. Today's featured prank by George Beard and Harold Hutchins," said the Host.
"It's not fair! I put a lot of creativity into my pranks! My pranks should be shown on Prankster's Pick! But no! Those two glory hogs from Piqua have to be the ones to get the recognition! The world revolves around my comedy! I'm supposed to be the funniest prankster in the world! But instead, they turn their attention to Bart Simpson, SpongeBob Squarepants & Patrick Star, the Looney Tunes, the Tiny Toons, the Eds and the Mask! And George and Harold are the ones who have appeared more than any of them! As long as those two are out there, I'll never be on Prankster's Pick! I must find a way to prove that I'm better than them! I'll do a prank that will be featured on Prankster's Pick if it's the last thing I do!" said Luan.
The main conflict in the story is starting to slowly initiate. Luan is pretty steamed that one of her pranks is not featured on Prankster's Pick, again. It was my brother's idea to have a show like that within my story. Next chapter will be the event that will cause the two worlds to collide.