Here's the real chapter 4. Sorry if I accidentally posted a chapter of another story in there. When you have so many documents on your user profile, sometimes, you might lost track at times. But none the less, enjoy.

Chapter 4: Luan's Blackmail

"There's just one problem about that. They said elementary school students. You're technically a high school student. It won't work," said Lucy.

"Oh yes it will. I'll just make the staff of both schools cooperate and lie that I'm elementary age and that one of Lisa's failed experiments caused my body to age in appearance," said Luan.

"But Luan, lying is not a good thing. You could get in big trouble if they found out the truth. We could all get in trouble!" objected Lynn Sr. Luan growled in frustration, seeing she was getting nowhere. Then, she got an idea.

"If you don't let me go through with the plan, then I have no choice to do something drastic," said Luan.

"What?" asked Lynn Jr. Luan tugged at the squirrel suit that Lincoln was wearing.

"I'll destroy the squirrel suit that Lincoln is wearing," said Luan.

"No! You can't! If you do that, his bad luck will spread on us!" said Lynn Jr.

"That's the idea! You'll be affected by his bad luck as punishment for denying me to go on this trip! This is one chance to prove that I'm funnier than George and Harold! And I'm not going to let anybody stand in my way! Not even my own family!" said Luan. She got out a knife, ready to tear at the squirrel suit. "So, what's it going to be?!" asked Luan.

This is perfect. If Luan destroys the suit, I'll be free of their stupid bad luck shenanigans, thought Lincoln. As Luan prepared to tear up the suit, Rita and Lynn Sr. screamed.

"WAIT!" cried both parents.

"Yes?" asked Luan.

"Okay, we'll do it," said Rita.

"We'll let you go on this student exchange program," said Lynn Sr.

"Excellent," said Luan.

"But know this, once you start with this plan, there may be no turning back," said Rita.

"I don't intend to turn back until I prove I'm the better prankster," said Luan. Lincoln's heart sank. He was hoping he would finally be free of the squirrel suit forever. But it was not to be.

It was long before Luan got the principals of both Royal Woods Elementary and High Schools to meet with her and Lisa at a secluded spot. The Principal of the Elementary School was Principal Wilbur T. Huggins, while the one from the High School was Principal Rivers. "You better have a good reason for calling both of us here," said Principal Rivers.

"If this is about you wanting to participate in the student exchange program, Lisa, the answer is still no. We need her to keep things together," said Principal Huggins.

"Oh she is going to go. Sooner or later, you're going to need to find a new school brainiac as a backup one whenever Lisa is unavailable. So now is good time to practice. And I'm going to Piqua too," said Luan.

"You?! But you're a high school student," said Principal Rivers.

"I know I'm a high school student. But whatever parent that will come with us will just simply lie to the staff of Jerome Hortwiz that one of Lisa's experiments caused my body to age up and that I'm younger despite looking older," said Luan.

"Unacceptable! We'll never allow you to do such a thing!" said Principal Rivers.

"If you do that and you're caught, it'll ruin the reputations of both schools and you're family!" said Principal Huggins.

"I knew you'd say something like that. I guess you two are gonna have to suffer the consequences for not agreeing with my plan," said Luan.

"What consequences?" asked both principals.

"I'll booby trap both schools top to bottom with extremely deadly pranks just for you two! The injuries will be so bad that the only way to pay for your hospital bills is to sell everything you own!" said Luan. Both principals gasped hearing this. They know what it's like to be pranked by Luan, especially when she becomes a terror on April Fools.

"No! Please! Anything but that!" objected both principals.

"Then if you don't want me to do that, let me and Lisa go on this student exchange program," said Luan.

"Okay. You two may go," said Principal Huggins.

"That's more like it. And if you two rat me, I'll do the pranking anyway," said Luan. And she and Lisa began to leave.

"You won't get away with this! Do you hear me!" said Principal Rivers.

"I already have," said Luan overconfidently.

Now you see how Luan is going into the student exchange program, by lying and blackmailing. Next chapter will be when the program begins . . .