It opens on a few days after Millie was announced to be pregnant, and Lincoln even told the Sins (except Mammon). Everyone was extremely happy for them, wishing them the best for their upcoming baby.
When the surprise and celebration began to slow down, one person decided to finally do something that she was unsure if she could do. She especially didn't want to say it when Lincoln was still reeling from the shock of him going to be a big brother. But she now feels that enough time has passed. Ronnie Anne pulls out her phone and calls Octavia.
Octavia: *on Ronnie Anne's phone* Hey, Ronnie. What's up?
Ronnie Anne: Hey, I… I think I'm ready.
Octavia: *on the phone* Really? Well, great.
Ronnie Anne: I'll be there in 15 minutes.
She hangs up.
Cut to Ronnie Anne outside I.M.P.'s office door as she takes a deep breath and composes herself.
Ronnie Anne: Alright… like taking off a Band-Aid. Just do it quickly.
She walks in, where Lincoln and Octavia are waiting on the couch. Blitzo and the others were out on a mission, and Loona was at another party Bee was throwing, hoping this time turns out much better than the last.
Ronnie Anne: Hey, guys…
Lincoln: Hey, Ronnie. So, Via said you're finally ready to tell me something?
Ronnie Anne: *nods and sits down* Yeah… It's… pretty important…
She hesitantly rubs her arm, her eyes then shifting to Octavia. The young Goetia gives her a nod, and Ronnie Anne sighs.
Ronnie Anne: Alright… I… I'm in love with you, Lincoln…
Lincoln felt like time froze as he processed what Ronnie Anne just said, his eyes widening in surprise.
Lincoln: … Come again?
Ronnie Anne: Just… let me explain… When I first met you, I thought you were a really nice guy, and you proved to be that, obviously. But part of me was scared that who you actually were was much worse than you were "letting on".
Lincoln: What made you think that?
Ronnie Anne: When I hit my teen years, puberty hit me like a truck down here. *gestures to her lower body* That was basically all boys saw when they looked at me. It got so bad, I literally quit public schooling and have been homeschooling since. *looks at Lincoln* But… you were different. Never once did you comment on my body or even look at it, even before you and Via became a thing.
Lincoln: Well, a woman's appearance isn't what I care about. I care about who that woman is underneath their looks. If they're selfish, vain, or Via's mom, I don't bother with them.
Ronnie Anne: And… that's part of why I fell in love with you. But I knew I couldn't come between you and Via, so I kept silent about it. But then we went on our first mission together, and I saw just how protective you could be. I mean, you stuck by my side for pretty much the whole thing.
Octavia: *peeks in* Your singing voice also played a part in that.
Lincoln: *slight chuckle* I figured…
Ronnie Anne: It just got harder and harder to keep quiet about my feelings, and then… well, that fucker at Bee's party slipped me a drink and… I drunkenly admitted my feelings about you to Via…
Lincoln looks back at Octavia, who nods. Lincoln then looks back at Ronnie Anne.
Ronnie Anne: Then when I was dealing with the hangover, Octavia talked to me about it and said that I had to tell you, and after she left… well… that's when I realized something else…
Octavia looks a bit surprised, not realizing there was something else.
Lincoln: What else did you realize…?
Ronnie Anne: … That I'm in love with both of you.
Both Lincoln AND Octavia went beet red in the face, startled by this news. For Lincoln, it was one thing for Ronnie Anne to be in love with him, but to be in love with his girlfriend too?! And for Octavia, she didn't expect Ronnie Anne to be in love with her either. She thought that comment about Ronnie Anne calling her beautiful was just an ordinary compliment, but it was more!
Ronnie Anne: So yeah, that's… that's it…
Ronnie Anne lowers her head, waiting for Lincoln and Octavia's response. An awkward silence followed for a solid minute, the only sounds being the chaos outside.
Lincoln: *clears his throat* Okay, wow… that's… a lot to process… *stands up* I… I need a minute…
He walks to the break room of the office, and Octavia follows behind a few seconds later.
Octavia: … That last part was… not what I expected…
Lincoln: I just… wow… I-I don't even know what to say… *glances at Octavia* You okay?
Octavia: Yeah, I'm good. You?
Lincoln: I'm fine. You? *silence follows for a few seconds* No wait, I already asked that. *turns to the window* I… I honestly don't know what to say to that, Via… I mean, she likes both of us. It's one thing to like someone in a relationship, but to like the two people in that relationship?
Octavia: I mean… it's not that bad… It's not like she's going full yandere and trying to kill me to be with you.
Lincoln: *chuckles* Yeah, that wouldn't end well for her. *faces Octavia* I… I haven't got a fucking clue what we should do…
Octavia: Well, might I suggest something?
Lincoln: Anything, yes.
Octavia: I… wouldn't be against… being in a throuple with her.
Once again, it was like time froze for Lincoln as he had to process what he just heard, but this time it was like his brain had stopped working as well.
Lincoln: … Via, did I hear that right…? You said "be in a throuple with her"? As in… all three of us… are dating?
Octavia: *shrugs* I mean, it's not that outlandish, Lincoln. We're in Hell, where weirder shit has happened.
Lincoln: I know, but still. This is a big change.
Octavia: Well, Lincoln, be honest with me. Do you like her as much as you like me? If we weren't together, say in some… different reality where we never met… would you see yourself with Ronnie Anne?
Lincoln: *quiet for a few seconds* … Honestly… k-kinda, yeah…
Octavia: *smiles* Then you've got nothing to worry about. I… honestly like her that way too.
Lincoln: *surprised* You do? I didn't realize you were-
Octavia: Bi? Honestly, after I turned 13 is when I began to question it. I just never fully realized I was bi until Ronnie Anne called me beautiful.
Lincoln: *smiles* Well, she was just spitting facts.
Octavia goes as pink as her eyes as she looks away.
Octavia: *smiling* Shut up… You always catch me off guard like that!
Lincoln: *smiles and hugs her* Because it's fun, and I like seeing you blush. Makes your already cute face even cuter.
Octavia: *puts her hand to his face* Ahh! Stop it!
Lincoln chuckles and kisses her on the cheek as she giggles. When they calm down, they look at each other.
Lincoln: So, we should probably tell her.
Octavia: *nods* You sure you're okay with this?
Lincoln: Hey, as long as you're fine with it, I'm fine with it.
Octavia smiles, then they walk back into the room where Ronnie Anne is sitting.
Lincoln: Ronnie Anne? *she looks up at them* We did some thinking, and… well…
Octavia: *smiles* How would you feel about being in a throuple with us?
Ronnie Anne's purple eyes practically bulged out as her face turned red.
Ronnie Anne: E-Excuse me? A throuple? The three of us?
Lincoln: *nods* We figured it'd be the best way for Via and I to be together while not just leaving you in the dust. And, it's gonna take some time to get used to this, but… we're willing to take that chance.
Octavia: Truth is, we… actually like you the same way.
Ronnie Anne: *stands up, hopeful* You… you do?
Lincoln: *nods* So… what do you say? Wanna be our girlfriend?
Ronnie Anne, tail beginning to wag so damn fast, nearly tackled them both into a hug.
Ronnie Anne: *happily* Yes the fuck I do!
Lincoln and Octavia smile and hug Ronnie Anne back. While part of them was nervous about this idea going forward, the other part of them was willing to take the risk.
Later in the day, we see Lincoln telling his parents about what happened and how he, Octavia and Ronnie Anne are now a throuple. Suffice to say, the two Imps were absolutely stunned by this.
Moxxie: Wow, I… really did not expect that from you, son.
Lincoln: I know. Octavia and I are honestly still a tad bit nervous about it, but we're willing to give it a try with Ronnie.
Millie stands up and walks over to where Ronnie Anne is.
Millie: *calmly puts a hand on Ronnie Anne's shoulder* Ronnie, Imma tell you this one time… *whispers to her in a cold voice* … if ya break my son and Via's hearts, Imma rip you to pieces and drop ya into the largest volcano in Wrath. Got it?
Ronnie Anne, although slightly terrified, gave a smile.
Ronnie Anne: I never plan on breaking their hearts, ma'am…
Millie: *smiles like nothing happened* Then ya got my support, doll!
She bear hugs Ronnie Anne.
Moxxie: *stares for a moment, then looks at his son* Well… as long as you three are happy, then I don't have an issue with it.
Lincoln: *smiles* Thanks, Dad.
There's a knock on the door of the office. Octavia opens the door with her magic, revealing two Incubi. One had black hair and blue eyes, wearing a torn blue v-neck shirt, black jeans, and blue fingerless gloves and shoes. His body was covered in white spots, either burn marks or birthmarks, and on his stomach was a blue heart tattoo that had "Leni" written in teal letters. The other had blonde hair and green eyes, but was blind in the right eye. His body was littered with slash scars, his left horn was broken, the tip of his tail was gone, and his right arm was also missing. He wore a green ripped tank top, gray jeans with tears on the legs, and green boots.
Incubus in Green: Hey, is this I.M.P.?
Lincoln: Yeah, it is. How can we help you?
Incubus in Blue: I'm Marcus, and this is Andrew. We need you to act as bodyguards for my sister.
Blitzø: We're assassins, not bodyguards. Plus, Hellborn clients don't get the discount Sinn- *Ronnie Anne covers his mouth*
Ronnie Anne: Ignore him. Why do you need us to bodyguard your sister?
Marcus: I assume you've heard of the name "Victoria Moley"?
Lincoln: A better popstar than Verosika ever will be?
Andrew: That's her. He's her brother, and I'm her boyfriend. She's got a show in the living world she's going to put on tonight, and the issue is this fucking stalker she has.
He taps a button in his palm, which displays a hologram of a sweaty, nerdy looking man.
Marcus: Heath Jules. The sweatiest internet nerd to ever live, and he's obsessed with Victoria. If you end up killing him, we'll pay double.
Octavia: Why can't you guys do it? Just wondering.
Andrew: Work is a pain in the ass with our schedules.
Octavia: Okay, that's fair.
Lincoln: *thinks for a second, then faces them* Consider it done. *Andrew drops the hologram* We'll head out almost immediately.
Andrew: Thanks.
In the living world, a woman with fair skin, pink eyes, and long brown hair. She wore a pink crop top and skirt, tight leggings, and pink heels, and was putting her make-up on. A portal opens behind her, and out steps Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and Octavia in human disguises. Victoria glances at them through the mirror.
Victoria: You the bodyguards Marcus and Andrew hired?
Lincoln: Depends. You Victoria Moley?
Victoria turns around and stands up as pink energy swirls around her, then reveals her succubus form with pink skin with white marks across her body like Marcus.
Victoria: Sure am. *turns back to her human disguise* I assume they informed you about my stalker?
Ronnie Anne: They did. We'll keep an eye out for that sweat ball.
Victoria: *smiles* Thanks.
Manager: *peeks into the room* Ms. Moley? You're on in five.
Victoria: *nods* Got it.
Cut to a massive stage with a crowd of people watching. Dark pink smoke comes up from the stage and pink lights shine down on the stage, as everyone cheers. Victoria's silhouette, in her succubus form, is seen inside the smoke cloud, then she struts out in her human form.
Victoria: Oh, I'm sorry, sorry that you love me (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Changed my mind up like it's origami
The crowd cheers as she stops at the front of the stage.
Victoria: Oh, I'm sorry, sorry that you love me (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Changed my mind up like it's origami
She waves her arms to the side as the smoke disperses and reveals some back-up dancers. They then start dancing as the crowd cheers.
Victoria: Kisses to my exes who don't give a shit about me
Kisses, kisses to the next ones who think they can live without me
Many of the simps in the crowd try to approach the stage, but they were blocked by a magical barrier from Octavia, who had the Grimoire since she can't use them from memory.
Victoria: We make up, then we break up, then they swear they'll never call me
But I still keep their number and their necklace, kisses to my exes
They stop dancing as Victoria's tail briefly reveals and sways in a seductive way, then retracts.
Victoria: Happens every time
I don't mean, mean to be cold, but that's how I get, oh
Me and all my pride
Tryna burn down every damn bridge any time we can, and again
The back-up dancers vanish as Victoria dances by herself.
Victoria: I'm a, I'm a, I'm a wild ride that never stops
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a hard case they can't unlock
And I, and I swear I care a lot, just not enough
She walks closer to the edge of the stage and leans forward, making the crowd cheer louder.
Victoria: Let's just say it is what it is and was what it was
She backs up and the back-up dancers start dancing with her again.
Victoria: Kisses to my exes who don't give a shit about me
Kisses, kisses to the next ones who think they can live without me
Lincoln spots a figure trying to sneak onto the stage. It was a silhouette that matches Heath Jules from the hologram.
Victoria: We make up, then we break up, then they swear they'll never call me
But I still keep their number and their necklace, kisses to my exes
Lincoln slips away as he tracks down the figure.
Victoria: Oh, I'm sorry, sorry that you love me (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Changed my mind up like it's origami
Oh, I'm sorry, sorry that you love me (oh-oh-oh)
Changed my mind up like it's ori-
The silhouette of Heath Jules makes it into the right wing of the stage, eyeing and staring at Victoria's backside as she dances.
Victoria: Say, say I wanna go there, then I wanna leave
Make another promise that I can't keep
I don't ever know what I want, but that's what you want
He pulls out a camera, only for a hand to grab his shoulder.
Victoria: If you're down, well, then don't blame me
Breakin' it all before it starts, makin' it all up in my head
But I just overshare 'bout things I never meant
Heath turns around, only to see Lincoln in his Hellhound form growling at him.
Victoria: I'm a, I'm a, I'm a wild ride that never stops
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a hard case they can't unlock
And I, and I swear I care a lot, just not enough
Let's just say it is what it is and was what it was (was)
Heath screams in fear, but the cheers of the crowds drown him out as Lincoln brutally tears him to pieces.
Victoria: Kisses to my exes who don't give a shit about me
Kisses, kisses to the next ones who think they can live without me (nah, nah)
We make up, then we break up, then they swear they'll never call me (yeah)
I still keep their number and their necklace, kisses to my exes
The dancers dance in sync with Victoria.
Victoria: Oh, I'm sorry, sorry that you love me (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Changed my mind up like it's origami
Oh, I'm sorry, sorry that you love me (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Changed my mind up like it's origami (ha-ha)
The dancers then vanish as Victoria gets to her knees.
Victoria: Kisses to my exes, I know that I did you dirty
Little messed up, little selfish, we ain't married, I ain't thirty
Yeah, we hooked up, then we broke up, then I said you really hurt me
But I still got your number and your necklace, kisses to my exes
The crowd cheers wildly for Victoria as she stands up. She then glances into the right wing and sees Lincoln give her a thumbs up, while holding Heath's head in his other hand. Victoria gives a relieved smile.
Fade to after the show as Victoria walks into her dressing room, where Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and Octavia are stashing Heath's torn up body into a duffel bag. Octavia is stomping the head in to push it deeper.
Victoria: Here, lemme help. *walks up* The only chance this little weasel will get to touch me.
She stomps the head HARD as it splits in half, blood splattering across her foot and the bag.
Victoria: *smiles as she faces them* Thanks for helping me out, you guys.
Ronnie Anne: *smiles* Of course. Your show was fucking awesome.
Octavia: *smiles* Yeah, it was.
Victoria: *smiles* Thanks.
Andrew: *off-screen* I agree.
Victoria's eyes widen as she looks at the door, seeing Andrew.
Victoria: *eyes light up* Babe! *rushes to him and hugs him* I thought you were busy with work!
Andrew: *grins* You know I always make time for my sexy popstar. *kisses her cheek, then sees the hacked up body of Heath* Oh nice, that shit head's dead.
Lincoln: Yeah, but he will likely be in Hell.
Andrew: Not for long. We got some people taking care of him.
Cut to Hell as Heath, now as a weasel-like demon, wakes up in a lab, cuffed to a table. He thrashes to try and escape, only for a light to shine onto him. Standing over him were three Exterminators.
The first was the normal height of an Exterminator, and had a high ponytail and glasses, wearing a white lab coat over a blue and red outfit. Her eyes, mouth and halo were glowing blue instead of white.
The second one was slightly smaller than the first, with a ponytail draped over her right shoulder, wearing a green jumpsuit. Her eyes, mouth and halo were glowing green instead of white.
The last one looked to be slightly shorter than Lincoln, with two pigtails, wearing a pink dress. Her eyes, mouth and halo were glowing pink instead of white.
This is Cara, Megan, and Sarah, and weren't ordinary Exterminators. They had actually defected from Heaven because of how corrupt it is. This is why their faces are not matching the other Exterminators.
Cara: He's awake. Girls, which of you wants to torture him first?
Megan and Sarah look at each other and do rock-paper-scissors, with Sarah winning.
Sarah: Yes!
Megan: Give it to him good, sis.
Sarah: *pulls out a knife and grins* Gladly.
Cara smiles and walks out of the room as Heath is heard screaming in agony from inside.
Cut back to I.M.P. as the group returns. Marcus sees them enter.
Marcus: Well?
Lincoln: *tosses him the duffel bag* Torn apart.
Andrew: Patel's taking care of him down here.
Marcus: *grins* Fuck yeah.
Victoria: *faces Lincoln and his girlfriends* Thanks again for this. I'll consider hiring you again if this shit happens again.
Ronnie Anne: *smiles* We'll be there, Tori.
Victoria suddenly twitches in anger, as Andrew quickly calms her down.
Marcus: Sorry, sorry… she hates being called Tori.
Ronnie Anne: Oh shit, my bad…
Victoria: It's fine… I know you didn't mean it.
Lincoln: *smiles* Well, I hope we meet again someday.
Andrew: *grins* You got that right, little man.
He fist bumps Lincoln while Marcus drops the money on Blitzo's desk, before the three leave the office.
Cut to Cara's lab as she walks towards two golden glowing pillars of liquid. She stares at the subjects inside in concern. Megan and Sarah enter the room, covered in Heath's blood as his head rests on Megan's axe.
Megan: He's dead, Mom.
Sarah: He didn't even last a minute. What a bitch.
Cara: *not facing them* Good.
Her daughters walk up next to her and look at the subjects.
Megan: Any sign of these two waking up?
Cara: No, not currently. *turns and walks away with her daughters* But if those two do awaken…
Inside the right glass pillar was a scarred female Hellhound figure with a mechanical right arm and left foot, and inside the left glass pillar was a scarred male Hellhound figure with a mechanical right leg and left hand, and a cybernetic right eye.
Cara: *off-screen* … they'll be our best asset in stopping Adam and the others from purging all of Hell.
The male Hellhound's hand twitches briefly as the lights snap off.
A/N: The song is "Exes" by Tate McRae
