WELCOME BACK MY FRIENDS TO THE KICK-ASS FICTION BASED OFF OF THE HIT MOBILE GAME, THE BATTLE CATS, KNOWN BY MANY SIMPLY AS, THE BATTLE CATS: X! THIS IS THE FORTY FIRST EDITION OF THE STORY, SO I BELIEVE THAT IT'S TIME TO LET IT COMMENCE!
It was a blistering day over in the Chilean island of Easter Island. Bob is outside basking in the sun as the morning comes around. He is almost on the urge of sleeping, before he is woken up by Axe Cat, who gently shakes him awake. Bob raises an eyebrow as he looks at him shaking his arm.
Bob: Huh? What the hell do you want? Do you need something from me or what? he smirks as he turns to him
Axe Cat: Not necessarily, I was just wondering if you were able to find a good stick for Matilda. he shows off his axe's head The last one broke, and I searched everywhere for a good stick for gripping.
Bob: Ah, I get it, I get it. he chuckles before getting up and stretching So, you want a decent enough stick, correct? Ok, vamos ver o que podemos encontrar. (Okay, let's see what we can find)
Axe Cat: I'm pretty sure good sticks are located by that forest over there, but I doubt that will be a good idea. Especially considering all the pricks that way go in there and take all the good ones.
Bob: he picks up a random stick Is this good?
Axe Cat: he scoffs as he looks at Bob in disbelief NO! One side has to be a flat, round circle! Otherwise Matilda won't fit onto it.
Bob: Give me that! he takes the axe head from him and uses it to slice the head of the stick, it makes a flat, round surface See, that wasn't so hard, now, was it?
Axe Cat: Uhh, or you could do that... he sighs as he mutters to himself
Bob: Now, where the hell is everyone else at? We got a boss fight to take down, a Red one!
Axe Cat: Those bastards are always up to the weirdest shit, at this point, don't even question them. he scoffs as he leans back
Bean Cat L: he and Bean Cat R sneak up from behind BOO!
Axe Cat: GAH! he cowers as he falls onto the floor in fear WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?
Bean Cat R: Heheheh, you got him good, you got him REAL good!
Bean Cat L: I know I did, I'm the best son of a bitch when it comes to scaring people. he puffs up his chest as he looks up with pride
Bob: Damn right you guys! You scared him shitless, and it really payed off.
Axe Cat: he grumbles as he gets up Bean Cats, I am going to get you for that, do NOT take this threat for granted.
Bean Cat R: Whatever, we're just going to go find the other Cats and see what they're up to.
Bob: Yeah, me and Axe will come with! I was just getting a good nap before the fight. This boss fight sounds powerful as hell.
Inside the Cat Base, the rest of The Battle Act is chilling out inside, as they are eating some breakfast or doing their own thing. Cat is chowing down on some French Toast, Tank Cat is listening to the radio as it plays some Chilean songs, Gross Cat and Cow Cat fight over the last hash brown from the stack, Bird Cat hums as he sips on some orange juice and reads an encyclopedia, Fish Cat is shoving some eggs down his throat, Lizard Cat is carefully cooking the whole meal as he watches everyone eat, and Titan Cat is smoking a cigarette as he looks at the newspaper.
Titan Cat: I can't read this, it's all in Spanish. he sighs as he tosses it aside Doesn't matter. he takes a puff as he stands himself up
Tank Cat: The radio is also entirely in Spanish! So I guess we must make do. he giggles as he continues listening The songs are actual bangers though.
Bird Cat: That is because The Easter Islands are properties of Chile. Therefore the entire island is part of the Hispanic world. Which is really fascinating when you think about it.
Bob: Ah, hopefully this boss understands a little bit of Spanish, otherwise I'm going to bomb the living shit out of this shit hole. he smirks as he flicks his toothpick
Gross Cat: No need to worry Bob, half of these enemies are complete spastics, so you can safely say, they do not understand a single bit of español. he smirks as he tugs the hash brown off Cow Cat
Cow Cat: HEY! Give that back to me, I worked hard in order to make sure Lizard Cat would give that to me.
Cat: Heh, imagine fighting over food, that must be the most childish thing in the world. he rolls his eyes, forgetting the fact he once fought with Axe Cat over toast
Axe Cat: Yeah, keep playing oblivious, feline, keep acting oblivious.
Lizard Cat: Can all of you, I don't know, SHUT THE HELL UP!? I'm trying to cook here.
Fish Cat: Lizard Cat, just so you know, I've been a real quiet bloke, so does that mean you're going to fucking FEED ME ALREADY!?
Lizard Cat: You already had your fair share of eggs, so all I can do is give you a head pat and call you a "Good Boy". he smirks as he begins caressing the top of Fish Cat's head Good boy...
Tank Cat: Wait a second, are we being watched or something!? It is usually never this quiet.
Cat: Yeah, something is rather suspicious, but I don't want to dive into things yet. I just want to finish off this French Toast, and we can head on over to check it out. he giggles as he shoves the French Toast into his mouth and begins to move
Titan Cat: Alright, everyone, let's all get moving, this boss isn't going to take himself down, now, will he? Let's bring that jackass down before he can get to our heads.
The Battle Act all begin to make their way outside of The Cat Base and they all embrace the fresh air of being on an island. It feels rather pleasurable to breathe in and out over. They all seem to be at a rather tranquil mindset.
Bob: Damn, I can't wait to see this One Horn bastard you guys were talking about. Let's hope he can actually provide a decent challenge for us all.
Cat: Oh, he is definitely someone not to fuck with! You should see the crazy shit he can pull off. I don't ever want to take him on in a one on one battle, for rather obvious reasons. he shudders as he approaches The Enemy Base
Axe Cat: Hey, why don't we all take a good look at this Enemy Base over here, it actually looks pretty badass if I'm being honest.
The Battle Act begins to approach The Enemy base. Which is a stereotypical Chilean base based off of none other than your typical Moai Statue! Which is a gigantic monolithic human figure made from rock. It was made by the native Rapa Nui people back in the 13th to 16th centuries! They can be massive, where the tallest measured at 33ft and weighed 82 tons. It was really made with detail and consideration. And a part of the culture of the remaining Rapa Nui people. All crafted with detail, entirely out of wood.
Cow Cat: Easter Island sure is a pretty fascinating place when you really think about it. Look at all these cool statues. Some look like Titan Cat! he cackles as he nudges him
Titan Cat: he grumbles as he crosses his arms No I don't... why would you feel the need compare me to a Moai Statue?
Fish Cat: Shall we head on over and see what One Horn is up to?
Cat: Yeah, as a matter of fact, I'm coming! he smirks as he jumps on Fish Cat, and the two proceed to listen into the enemies
Over inside The Enemy Base, the enemies are all preparing to take down The Battle Act, Those Guys are running around the place to burn off any excess calories, Croco is biting down onto surfaces, and Squire Rel is jumping from shelf to shelf, causing ruckus all around the place. Eventually, someone speaks up.
??? ????: Can you all shut the fuck up? he raises an eyebrow as he slowly walks towards the whole situation
That Guy C: No can do, One Horn! Despite all the ruckus we're making, we're just simply exercising ourselves before taking down these enemies. It's simple stuff really.
One Horn is a special lad. He is a typical red cartoonish rhinoceros. He has a large build, being about the same size as Sir Seal is, except he is rock hard to the touch. He has pure white eyes, only the sclera being present. He rocks two horns despite being called One horn. One on his nose, and another, smaller horn in between his eyes. He has four, dead flat feet. Only the front of them being hooves, while the back being soft skin. He also walks at a painfully slow rate, meaning he can never get things done in time. Poor guy.
One Horn: Well, I don't want to be that Guy or anything, but it is really annoying to be forced to endure.
That Guy A: Aw, come on! You're just overreacting, old man!
One Horn: Are you seriously calling me an old man? This is why I hate young little bastards like yourselves. You think you're so high and mighty, but you'll soon be falling right onto your face.
That Guy A: I believe I did, do you have a problem with it?
That Guy B: Uhh, do you believe that you're pushing it just a LITTLE!? He's approaching us, and he does NOT look happy.
One Horn: Of course I'm not fucking happy, you idiots. You just insulted me directly to my face. Just so you know, I am a professional fire fighter! I have the will to splash you all with water any second now.
That Guy C: If that's the case, THEN CATCH US IF YOU CAN! he pulls on his face as he begins to run away with the other Guys
One Horn: GET BACK HERE YOU BRATS! he begins to chase them at a painfully slow pace
Croco: Wow, did you really manage to get pissed off over THAT, One Horn?
One Horn: Stop being on my tail, mate. Let me handle things on my own.
Squire Rel: May I add something into this discussion? she rushes down to everyone else Haply One Horn is jealous of our speed. And is acting out because of it.
Croco: Eh, I suppose that shit makes sense. he sips on a soda can as he looks at everyone What do you say, shall we show them who's boss? Quite literally with your boss wave.
One Horn: Damn right we'll show them what's up. GUYS, COME ON DOWN ALREADY! he watches as Those Guys all come rushing down
That Guy A: Sorry about earlier... NOW LET'S KICK SOME ASS OFF THESE BASTARDS.
One Horn: Don't mention it. Let's finally get out of this dump. he sighs as he begins walking out
And so, Those Guys, Croco, and Squire Rel all make their way outside. They spread out and prepare to beat the shit out of The Battle Act. They turn to The Enemy Base in impatience, before One Horn finally makes his way outside. He looks at everyone and begins to walk out.
Croco: Damn, what took you so long!? he grumbles as he whacks One Horn with his tail
One Horn: These legs aren't suited for my body. It takes a while to get across the place, you know?
That Guy B: That doesn't mean shit! The Battle Act is going to beat the shit out of us.
One Horn: Not the point, I suppose I should check out this Human you guys were all talking about. he begins to slowly walk towards him
Bob: Ah, so you must be the Boss fight, eh? he smirks as he looks at One Horn I guess I got to introduce myself to you, jackass.
One Horn: Go on then, tell me who you are. I may be a "jackass", but I got the ability to listen.
Bob: Alright then! My name is Roberto Mourinho Jablovskyy. But feel free to just call me Bob, as it will take longer to say than you to make it from your base to mine! I am 16 years old, and I'm not from here. You see, I originate from Lisbon where my mother sent me on a disciplinary camp in North Korea for my aggressive behavior. However, the boat went on the wrong currents. And I basically ended up right in South Korea, where I eventually joined The Battle Cats Association under The Battle Act branch. So, that's pretty cool, eh?
One Horn: Mhm, not bad of an introduction, I got to learn everything about your history. Which makes sense, you're a Human in a World of Cartoonish Animals. he smirks as he approaches him Now, it is my turn to introduce myself to you, I believe! My name is One Horn, the name deriving from my extra large horn on my head, not the smaller one. I am a Red melee tanker of the Authorial Association. I am well known by my peers as the "slowpoke" of the army. My extremely short range only making things worse. However, once I do manage to reach my target, I can perform powerful, quick, area attacks. I also have high stamina, so feel free to flee now. You can clearly outrun me in fear. But once I reach you, it's game over for your spine, buddy. I actually work part time as a fire fighter. But I have been told I never make it to the fires in time. I can't help it, I only want to help people. You wouldn't understand, you're just a bratty little kid.
Bob: he smirks Ah, so I'm the "bratty little kid"? Me? You're a funny rhino, I'll give you that.
One Horn: Oh shut the hell up! I am going to blast you away with my Boss Wave anyways, and you'll be flying away, as the speedy companions of mine rush and destroy your base and gather all your supplies.
Cat: Well, to be considerate, most of us are actually at the same speed as Those Guys, with Axe Cat, Bob, and Cow Cat actually being faster than them. Bob and Cow Cat both can outrun Croco, and Cow Cat is on par with Squire Rel.
One Horn: he grumbles They look insanely fast in comparison to me. So, I'd say give me the benefit of the doubt.
Gross Cat: Fine! We'll give you your sodding "Benefit of the doubt"!
One Horn: Now since that's sorted... HERE COMES THE BOSS WAVE!One Horn stands his ground
The Battle Begins! One Horn eventually slashes the air with his horn. And everyone apart from Fish Cat and Axe Cat go flying behind The Cat Base. The Strong Against Reds trait really benefitted the two of them, as they only got pushed back half as much. Which means they were able to stop Squire Rel before she could zoom right into The Cat Base.
Axe Cat: Hah, I got you, you little son of a bitch! he smirks as he grabs Squire Rel It turns out Red Enemies are rather the insignificant of the two, well, three Enemy Types!
Squire Rel: Allow me hie presently! And what doth Red Enemies hast to try with me rushing towards thou, and for thou to grab me. she squirms around in his grip
Axe Cat: It's got to do with the Boss Wave you jackass! he sighs as he tosses her towards Fish Cat Here, you deal with her. I'm going after the God damn rhino! he cackles as he runs away
Fish Cat: Alright! Time to beat the living shit out of you! he smirks sinisterly at Squire Rel
Axe Cat rushes towards Bob and Bean Cats, who are both currently going one on one against none other than One Horn himself! Bean Cats are currently teasing him by bouncing right onto him and Knocking him Back before he could attack. They giggle away as they watch him get artificially Knock Back One Horn.
Bean Cat R: Hey Bob! Watch this, we are making this jackass suffer for absolutely no reason at all.
Bob: Heh, that is rather amusing to see that dumbass get pushed back constantly, he can't even catch up with the attacks being delivered onto him. Poor bastard... he cackles away loudly
Axe Cat: Oh damn! That does look pretty enjoyable to partake in. I could imagine that bitch being all annoyed and stuff.
Bean Cat L: Shh... be quiet! I'm about to land a hit onto this guy, and he doesn't realize it!
Suddenly, once Bean Cats bounce right onto One Horn, he slashes their bean pod with his horn. This causes the pod to fly away and land on top of Tank Cat, who toppled over onto the floor.
Tank Cat: OW! Who did that to me? he pouts as he rubs his head in pain
One Horn: I did... he backs away in embarrassment
Tank Cat: he smiles in reassurance Oh no, it's okay! Just as long as you told the truth, it's fine.
Bob: Sheesh... parece que vai deixar uma marca. (Sheesh... that looks like it's going to leave a mark) he flicks his toothpick before looking over to One Horn Now, as for you, what shall we do with you? You dumbass bastard.
One Horn: I don't know, realize you picked the wrong bone to play with?
Bean Cat R: Oh no, we're DAMN aware of how strong you are. But your flaws are too big, to the point where they overshadow your buffs.
Axe Cat: So, I say we smash this bastard to bits! Before he can show us any sort of disrespect. he smirks as he approaches him
Bob: Agreed, let's show this jackass how we run shit around here. Maybe he'll step off our dicks for once. he cackles away as he charges right into him
Bob starts off his attack by slamming his fists right onto One Horn, this results in his head if he bashed onto the floor as it spews out blood from the impact. Bob sends a kick right onto his face before he could get up as a double down attack. Axe Cat rushes in and slashes One Horn's face with his axe, which causes a huge scar to form as it spews out blood. His horns also begin to chip from the slashing.
One Horn: AGH! he coughs up some blood as he looks at everyone in despair and horror You fucking idiots, I'll get you for that! he weakly stands up before walking towards them
Bean Cat L: Not on our watch! he whacks One Horn right in the face with his head Ow... his skin is like solid steel! he cowers onto the floor in pain
Bean Cat R: WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU ABOUT ATTACKING FOR NO APPARENT REASON!? he shakes his bean pod pal like crazy
Bean Cat L: Wah! I'm sorry, please forgive me, man!
Bob: he grumbles as he flicks his toothpick Fucking idiots...
Elsewhere, Fish Cat is taking on Squire Rel as the two of them clash out in an epic battle to the death! Fish Cat starts his half of the fight by biting down right onto Squire Rel. This results in her chest bleeding out as she collapses onto the floor. Squire Rel responds by speeding right up to Fish Cat and biting right into his abdomen. This results in it to bleed as it gets crushed by her bites.
Fish Cat: AGH! You sneaky little bastard! How the hell did you even manage that, you dick!?
Squire Rel: I guess thou could say that, yet I am not the type to enjoy gloating.
Fish Cat: Ugh, I think I could have been able to tell. he snarls as he approaches her But I suppose it is about damn time that you learn your place around here.
Squire Rel: Soft, what is that supposed to mean? she backs away in fear
Fish Cat: "Soft"? ARE YOU CALLING ME SOFT! Oh, you are going to regret that, you fucking son of a bitch!
Fish Cat charges right into Squire Rel and bites right into her abdomen, this causes her abdomen to get crushed from the impact as she coughs up some blood. She gets spat out as she cowers on the floor with pain and fear. She stands herself up and glares at Fish Cat. Before charging right into him once more.
Squire Rel: she growls JOIN BACK HITHER THOU BASTARD! she chases after him at top speed
Fish Cat: This does not look very good for me. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?
Squire Rel: she smirks as she stops in her tracks All I do lack, is a chance to beat thou up, and win 'i this broil of ours!
Fish Cat: Ah I see, so you're just jealous of my skills, eh? You little bitch. he smirks as he towers over her HARD PASS ON MY BEHALF! You'll win over my dead body.
Squire Rel: No, that is not the case, thou buffoon! Thou won't comprehend what I be going through.
Fish Cat: No, I believe I know damn well what you're going through... BLATANT JEALOUSLY, THE COLOR GREEN!
The two continue to battle it out, Squire Rel is going all in because of her anger against Fish Cat. Meanwhile, Cat, Tank Cat, Gross Cat, and Cow Cat are all facing against Those Guys in an epic four on three! Gross Cat begins his attack by slapping Those Guys right across the face, the three of them fall onto the ground as they bruise up from the impact. As a result, they decide to kick him down and pin him onto the floor. Cat doesn't take it very lightly as he rushes towards one of them and bites down onto his head. This results in one of them to bleed out as he falls onto the ground beneath him.
Cat: Heh, that's what you get for messing with my friend, idiot.
That Guy B: AGH! You son of a bitch! That hurts... he groans in pain as he feels his head
Gross Cat: Oh yeah? Maybe next time, DON'T PIN ME DOWN LIKE THIS.
That Guy B: Okay! I'm sorry, sheesh. Why do you have to be so cruel about it?
Tank Cat: Well, he is our friend, that is for starters, so don't go ahead and just slap him down like that.
Cow Cat: And more importantly, you're an immature brat who needs some serious humbling. So that also...
That Guy C: Well, that doesn't justify you hitting our friend like that!
That Guy A: You guys are going to get punished for that! Don't show disrespect towards us.
Tank Cat: Oh crap! What do we do now? He is clearly onto us.
Cat: Allow Cow Cat and Gross Cat to do the rest. They are professionals in this type of thing.
Gross Cat: I appreciate the support, BUT I PHYSICALLY CAN'T HELP YOU GUYS OUT BECAUSE OF THIS GOD DAMN PIN DOWN! Sorry but not sorry, guys.
Cow Cat: AW COME ON, YOU LAZY ASS BASTARD! We need your help right now. And all you're going to do is complain? Pathetic.
That Guy A: HA HA! he giggles as few members of The Battle Act are arguing
Tank Cat: Oh no... this is not going according to plan now, is it?
Cat: Nope, not at all! Let's hope we can deliver some decent punches onto these brats though.
Those Guys all surround Gross Cat and kick him around the place. Around the head, the body, and the long limbsof his. Gross Cat struggles to maintain a straight face as he is bleeding all over his body. Cow Cat eventually comes in and bashes That Guy B right in the head, he shortly becomes unconscious after the impact. He glares at Those Guys A and C, who back away from Gross Cat as a result.
Cow Cat: Now you see, THAT is how you deal with these wusses.
Cat: he sighs It's not my fault these wusses are actually decent at fighting against us. They fight dirty, remember?
Cow Cat: I think I know whether or not these dumbasses fight dirty.
That Guy C: I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU FOR THAT, YOU BITCH!
That Guy A: Yeah, they don't know what scheme we're cooking up behind their backs, but they're going to LOVE IT! And regret ever messing with us.
Tank Cat: No, we are not going to let you fools tear us down! We know exactly what we're doing, so just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
That Guy C: Uh oh... that does not sound good, now, does it?
Cat: No, it isn't good news for you, AT ALL! We are going to get those Mini Moai Statue treasure variants whether you like it, or not.
Cow Cat: Exactly! Cat, Tank Cat, go after the two stickmen, I'll try and deal with Gross Cat over here...
Gross Cat: Oh, thank GOD you actually made it across. I was worried I was going to be a goner for a second. he cackles away
Cow Cat: Yeah, you're welcome you tall dimwit. he smirks as he unties him and helps him up
Tank Cat: Cat, stay behind me! I'll take all the damage here... he giggles as he rushes into Those Guys A and C
Tank Cat head butts That Guy A as he falls onto the ground. Cat pounces on That Guy C and bites into his head, he also falls onto the groundas a result. That Guy C tries to fight Cat back, but he manages to bite into his fist, as blood trickles out of it. Cat flings him across, as he lands on a rock and goes unconscious from the brutal impact of the attack.
Cat: Phew, that sure showed him who's boss! he smirks as he looks at Tank Cat fighting against That Guy A
Tank Cat: Indeed, now, I just have to deal with this one guy, and we should be sorted! he beams brightly as he bashes his head against That Guy A
That Guy A: Hey, that really hurt, jackass! he cowers in pain as he grabs his bleeding head
Gross Cat: Allow me, gentlemen, I enjoy pulling the final move in whatever fight I manage to put myself in. he smirks before breathing in and out and slapping That Guy A with severe force
That Guy A spins around in a circle like a cartoon character. His face covered with a large red slap mark on his cheek to his forehead. He trips backwards and goes unconscious. What's really missing is a bunch of birds flying around his face in a circle as he is on the floor. He is basically a cartoon protagonist at this point. Can you blame me for thinking that way?
Cat: Thanks Gross Cat! We really appreciate it, man. he giggles as he looks down at the scene in front of them
Gross Cat: No need to thank me, Cat! I'm only doing my bit for The Battle Act! Making sure we can survive this bullshit and get it over with.
Cow Cat: So, who here knows where everyone else is?
Tank Cat: Fish Cat was up against Squire Rel, Bob, Axe Cat, and Bean Cats are up against One Horn, and the rest are up against Croco! That's pretty much where everyone is. he sighs as he looks around the place
Cat: Okay! Let's try and help them out then! If they need our help, we can always come to them and offer assistance.
Elsewhere, Bird Cat, Lizard Cat, and Titan Cat are going up against Croco in a highly unbalanced one on three! And of course, Lizard Cat is being selfish and is using the other two as meat shields to soak up the damage Croco is delivering.Eventually, Titan Cat makes a menor move onto Croco by slamming his fists right onto the poor gator's body. This results in his back being crushed as his torso gets flattened right into the ground. Lizard Cat doubles down by shooting a fire ember right into Croco's body. This results in it going in flames as he runs around in pain. Bird Cat is flying down onto him.
Bird Cat: I suppose you could compare our experience and stamina to yours like a Moai Statue built by the Rapa Nui people to an average American tourist who got on the incorrect plane and landed here.
Croco: Huh? What is that supposed to mean? Are you insulting me to my own face or something? he raises an eyebrow as he looks at him with confusion
Lizard Cat: Croco, I believe that Bird Cat over here was scorching your ass! he wraps his tail around Titan Cat's leg as he looks at him
Titan Cat: Excuse me, but, what the fuck are you doing with my leg? he stares at Bird Cat with utter confusion as he casually wraps his tail around his left leg
Lizard Cat: Wrapping my tail around it. What about it? he smirks as he looks at him with confusion
Titan Cat: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH MY LEG, GOD DAMN IT! he scoffs as he looks down on him and twirls his cigarette The point is, why?
Lizard Cat: Well, your leg is comfy, and I enjoy seeing you get all pent up from me wrapping my tail around your leg like that!
Bird Cat: Not to be that one fighter who is highly rude and intolerable, but, can we please drop this topic and focus on the Third Party of the Authorial Association here!? He can potentially destroy us and serve us a severe humbling if we retaliate from picking ourselves up and showing some offense to his behalf.
Croco: he is writing stuff down Damn, this correspondence shit is absolutely fire. You guys sure know how to start a decent conversation, I'll give you that. he smirks as he looks at them all
Bird Cat: Several thanks, Croco. But do not fret! For we are about to perform our attacks at any moment. I just have to play The bystander and wait for them to fully prepare themselves for what's to come.
Croco: Yeah, okay, I think I'm just going to... go. he runs away from the scene as Titan Cat snaps out of it and rushes towards him
Titan Cat: Oh no you don't! I'm not letting you outrun me, pal! he grabs Croco and strangles him, he takes a puff from his cigarette as he looks down on him
Croco: You... agile... piece of shit! How the hell did you even manage to perform such an attack like that!? Good blimey!
Titan Cat: Lizard Cat and Bird Cat both used their combined strength to push me out. And I managed to reach you, despite my speed being far inferior to yours.
Lizard Cat: That's right, alligator. he giggles away as he looks at him
Croco: I'M A CROCODILE! Not an alligator, learn the difference between the two! I'm clearly a crocodile. Why the hell would I be called CROCO if I'm just a measly old 'gator!?
Bird Cat: The main reason is the fact that not many on this lovely planet are fully fluent in the world of differing between two species of the Crocodilia order. So my main source of advice is for you to be patient with people, as there are several who are less gifted than you.
Lizard Cat: he stares blankly at Bird Cat So, what he basically told you, was to be aware that you're an idiot.
Croco: Oh, fuck you! I'm not some idiot, I have a brain, you know? he sighs as he looks at them all
Titan Cat: Don't worry, I'm just going to finish off your ass, it won't take long. he cracks his knuckles as he approaches Croco Prepare to have your little ass handed to you, you fucking jackass.
Croco: Oh, God damn it! he groans as he backs away as he looks at Titan Cat approaching him
Titan Cat doesn't waste any time as he slams his foot right onto Croco. This causes his whole body to get crushed as he goes unconscious from the impact. Titan Cat just smirks as he backs away from the scene. Lizard Cat and Bird Cat come up and check it out.
Lizard Cat: Ah, I suppose you finally gave in and finished off the job, eh, Titan Cat?
Bird Cat: You delivered a good show for us to experience. It was like I was watching a documentary on the invention of The English Dictionary! Only it being entertaining, rather than educational.
Titan Cat: I guess we should find where Bob and the other three are. They are probably finishing off One Horn as we speak.
Back to the fight with Bob, Axe Cat, and Bean Cats against One Horn, it is more than fair to say that plenty has occurred while the spotlight wasn't on them. One Horn is literally right up against The Enemy Base. Most likely from Bean Cats frequently Knocking him Back. He is also covered in several injuries from the Battle between them. As Bob and Axe Cat left a lot of scars, crushed limbs, and bruises all over his body. He is bleeding a lot too from the impact.
Bob: Então, acho que todos nós demos uma surra nesse rinoceronte. (So, I guess we all beat the shit out of this rhinoceros) he smirks as he flicks his toothpick and cracks his knuckles What do you say we beat the hell out of you?
One Horn: You're going to regret every life decision you ever made, jackass. he stands up, coughs up some blood, and begins approaching Bob
Bob: Why is that? Are you going to "humble me" or some shit? You're genuinely funny, you bastard.
One Horn: he smirks Oh you'll see...
Bean Cat L: What is One Horn doing to Bob right now!? he looks at Axe Cat with confusion
Axe Cat: Why are you asking me!? Consider the more important things, like how Matilda's stick is surprisingly good for the fact Bob just picked it up from the ground.
Bean Cat R: Really!? How did Bob even manage to do that? Can you explain please?
Bean Cat L: he slaps the back of Axe Cat and Bean Cat R's heads God damn it! Focus, will you?
Bob: What are you three waffling about!? One Hirn can't do s- he interrupts himself as he gets pierced by One Horn's horns several times AGH! he grabs the hole as he falls onto the ground Fuck...
One Horn: Your screams are music to my ears, buddy. Keep screaming like that.
Axe Cat: BOB! Why you little... he rolls up an invisible sleeve as he draws out his axe
Bean Cat L: Nobody shows disrespect to Bob around here, especially not a lowlife like yourself!
One Horn: Am I supposed to take offense to that or something?
Bean Cat L: Yeah! You're supposed to take great offense you bitch.
Bean Cat R: You should die in a hole and piss off for once, One Horn, no one will miss you.
One Horn: How rude... he rolls his eyes as he trampled over Bob
Bob: Hah, you thought you god rid of me, you son of a bitch? he smirks as he throws One Horn over his shoulders
One Horn: WHAT? he lands on the floor as his head begins to bleed out from the impact HOW!?
Bob: I'm a durable little bastard, that's why! Tu não entenderias. (You wouldn't understand) Now, time to get revenge on this big ass bastard.
One Horn: he nervously chuckles Okay, what are you going to do to me, huh?
Bob: I'm just going to do THIS! Bob grabs One Horn and flings him across the battlefield, he lands right onto The Enemy Base, which causes the whole thing to collapse within seconds, and for the Mini Moai Statue treasure variants to come flying out Now, time to get some God damn treasure.
One Horn: he barely manages to get up (His strength is remarkable... I don't think I can last long, I think I'm going to pass out!) One Horn falls down and goes unconscious from the impact
Bean Cats simultaneously: WOW! How did Bob do that!? they are speechless as Bob comes out, looking absolutely fucked
Axe Cat: HEY EVERYONE! NO NEED TO FRET! Bob got the damn treasure.
Cat: Oh, way to go Bob!
Gross Cat: Nicely done there, bro.
Bird Cat: We can now efficiently call this a victory to The Battle Act, no unconscious members. We all survived the harsh impacts of the Boss fight.
Cow Cat: Bob actually got all three variants? He DID! Just what we need.
Fish Cat: We won!? I guess that means Squire Rel can survive and bring everyone across, I'M HUNGRY!
Squire Rel: she stares in disbelief Are thou saying I survive and compose it out of hither!? SPLENDID! he runs away and picks up Those Guys and Croco, before placing them on top of One Horn, and begins pushing them Till we see each other again!
Fish Cat: BYE FUNNY TALKING SQUIRREL! he cackles before walking away Let's make it back inside already, I'm starving for some actual good food.
Titan Cat: Can you relax? You'll be getting your damn food soon enough. he scoffs as he continues to smoke his cigarette Come on, guys, we won, let's make it back inside before it gets dark.
Cat: Say Bob, you really showed One Horn not to mess with you, huh? he smirks as he nudges him
Bob: he grins as he gets a little cocky Damn right I did! I showed them dumbasses what's up. he smirks as he looks at everyone as he makes his way inside
Inside of The Cat Base, The Battle Act members are tending to their injuries as they prepare for what's to come ahead for them next, as they sorted through almost the entirety of South America.They are discussing amongst themselves until Bob finally breaks the long and draining silence.
Bob: Say Cat, where the fuck are we all going to next? And what are the Enemies and treasures like?
Cat: Hmm, let's see... it won't take long for someone like me to find! he winks playfully as he grabs his gigantic Log Book and flicks through the pages until he lands on the correct page Okay, tomorrow, we are actually going North, BACK to North America! Mexico to be exact. And we will be trying to obtain the Cactus treasure variants. And we will be facing up against; Doge, Snache, Those Guys, Jackie Peng, Gory, Sir Seal, Le'Boin, Kang Roo, and Squire Rel! So it is a gigantic bunch of enemies for sure.
Tank Cat: Wow, that is a lot of powerful enemies for sure! Let's make sure we know what we're doing before we jump right into this battle. Otherwise we might be as good as toast!
And so, The Battle Act makes their way to their bedrooms to sleep. Concluding once AGAIN, another day of combat. They are falling asleep in their bedrooms to recover the energy they used up against One Horn and his little peers. Tomorrow is going to be a rather interesting day, as they all make their way back to North America very soon. As for now, they can simply just dream away all the possibilities tomorrow may bring. As the different results are endless! We should let them fall asleep and leave them in peace. They will be loaded with action and strength tomorrow.
TO BE CONTINUED
That is how you do it! Forty one editions of my story DONE! I am actually nearing the end of my first saga. As this is the third last arc of the first saga. The next two are a SINGLE episode, and TWO episodes long respectively. Here we saw the debut of One Horn, filling the entire list of Red enemies once and for all! I hope you really liked my interpretation of the character. I put a lot of effort into making sure the story is filled with plenty of character dialogue and interesting elements, I hope you liked the result.
As always, stay tuned for the next edition coming very soon!
The Battle Cats (2014) and its respective characters and features are all owned by Ponos Corporation.
The character Bob is owned by me, however, feel free to use him, just as long as you don't profit, and credit the owner.
This story is 100% unofficial and can be considered as a Fan Made one.