Author's Note: Hello, everyone. Sorry it's been a while since I last updated this. I was trying to figure out how to put She-Hulk into this little adventure.

Anyway, before we get started, I have an announcement to make. I was asked before if "The Impossible She-Hulk" was part of my Young Avengers. The answer is no, but I do have another plan for it. Instead, I am making another Disney/Marvel crossover series that starts with this. It will cover Lilo and Stich the Series along with all of their crossover episodes. That's right. I'm making a crossovers of Lilo and Stitch, Kim Possible, American Dragon: Jake Long, the Proud Family, and Recess. I'm still trying to figure out some of the crossover ideas, which is hard since some of them are more slice-of-life than the others, but I'm confident I'll think of something. besides, I've already got some ideas.

So that's about all I have for now. Enjoy the story. Any and all comments are welcome.

"Hey, Jen, you got any green?" Kim asked over the phone.

Jen paused for a moment while laying down at her bed with her phone in her ear. "Kim, I'm the She-Hulk. I'm all green."

"No, I mean cash." Kim said. "I'm looking to raise some money for this cute jacket I found on the catalog."

"And you tought you'd mooch off your friends for the latest product from Club Banana?" Jen asked.

"Sorry. I just really like it, and… Wait. Wade's calling."

"Tell him I said hi." Jen said before hanging up.

Jen rose from out of bed and took a second to flex in front of her bedroom mirror. Just then, her phone rang again and she picked it up.

"Kim, did Wade say hi back?" Jen asked.

"Yes, but that's not the point." Kim said. "Drakken's back. He was seen heading to a laser drill testing site in the Arctic."

"The Arctic?" Jen asked with a groan. "Why do a lot of his crimes involve being in a tundra?"

"I know you don't like the cold, but we've got to stop him." Kim said.

"Right. I'll get my jumpsuit on." Jen assured. "I'll also put on a couple layers of coats too."

"Thanks for the lift, Akut." Kim thanked the dogsled driver who rode her, She-Hulk, Ron, and Rufus across the Arctic tundra.

"No problem, Kim Possible." Akut said. "You saved my life. It's the least I can do to thank you."

"It was just an itty bitty iceberg." Kim said humbly. "So not the drama."

"Kim, that iceberg was the size of my cousin's range of sound when he roars." She-Hulk said.

"Kim, Jen, I'm snow blind!" Ron screamed before Kim wiped the snow off of his goggles.

"Ron, you're supposed to be looking for signs of Drakken." Kim reminded.

As if on cue, Drakken's forces were spotted. Over the distant hill, the red-suited goons were taking apart the large laser drill which was based there.

"Okay, that looks suspicious to me." Ron said.

Thank you, Captain Obvious." Kim said. "Keep your eyes open for any…"

Kim was interrupted by a snowmobile that was suddenly shown driving beside them. It was driven by none other than Shego, who was wearing a black jacket and a snow helmet.

"Shego, the mad scientist's mad assistant." Ron said.

"Let's just get this over with." She-Hulk said. "I don't want want to stay out here in the cold any longer than I have to. OOF!"

She-Hulk was tackled off of the dogsled by Titania, who jumped at her from out of nowhere. The two of them rolled down the snowy hill while Kim and Ron chased Shego to the laser drill. Once they were gone, Titania planted herself on top of She-Hulk's body and pinned her arms down.

"Aww. Greenie pants doesn't like the cold?" Titania mocked. "Not a fan of Jack Frost, are you?"

"Not the biggest fan, Titania, but I'm not a fan of you either." She-Hulk said. "And guess what. It's not too cold for me to kick your butt!"

She-Hulk raised her legs up and kicked Titania off of her. When they both got back up, they began to exchange blows and holds on each other while conversing.

"Gotta say, I'm surprised you're still working for Drakken. I thought you'd quit by now." She-Hulk said.

"What? You think losing one fight with you is enough to write me off? Did you think chipping one tooth is enough for me to quit? What kind of idiot do you think I am?"

"What are my options?"

"Very funny! But hey, since you don't like the cold, how's about my new partner warms you up!"

She-Hulk was confused until she felt a burning impact hit her from behind. She was sent flying straight to Titania, who stopped her with a strong punch that sent her crashing into the snow. Her jacket was burning quickly and she had to throw it off, but she quickly got colder.

When She-Hulk looked back at where she was, she saw the source of the fiery blast. It was what was shaped like a women, but she looked like was made of burning lava rocks. She held up balls of fire which came out of her hands.

"Who the…" She-Hulk asked.

"Meet my old friend, Volcana." Titania said. "Good shot, by the way."

"Thanks, Skeeter." Volcana said.

"Hey! I told you not to call me that!" Titania said.

"How many of you losers does Drakken have on his payroll?" She-Hulk asked.

"Oh, we're worth every dime." Volcana said.

She-Hulk then turned back to Titania. "And you wanted to beat me with help? How petty."

Titania gritted her teeth before throwing a punch. She-Hulk blocked it with her own arm, but was blasted with another fire blast from behind by Volcana. She was pushed right to Titania's knee which was raised to her stomach.

"Says the green cow who needs the help of a cheerleader, a klutz, and a rat." Titania said putting She-Hulk in a side headlock. "All right, Volcana! Finish her off!"

"Gladly." Volcana said raising her hands. They began to emit an orange glow and she was about to blast one more time.

Suddenly, a ringing tone was heard from Titania's hip. The red-headed woman groaned and held the phone to her ear.

"What?!"

"We got the part we need! Let's regroup at the lair!" Dr. Drakken said from the other end of the call.

"Now?" Titania asked. "But I'm this close to getting payback on…"

"I don't care! We have to follow the plan!"

Titania growled and hung up. "The things I do for cash. Consider yourself lucky, greenie. But next time…"

She-Hulk shut her up by punching her in the stomach before throwing her to her partner. "Next time, you'll get another sucker punch, sucker."

Titania growled and returned to her feet to continue brawling, but Volcana grabbed her by her shoulder and held her back. She then wrapped herself around her partner and fired flames from her feet and launching them away like a rocket.

"Where do these guys keep coming from?" She-Hulk asked.

When Jen returned home, she fell on her living room couch, which fell apart very easily. At the same time, her father walked in just in time to see that.

"Whoa. Easy there, slugger." Morris said. "We lose more couches that way."

"Sorry, Dad." Jen said as she sat back up. "Just recovering from trying to stop Drakken from getting away with a laser drill."

"Drakken… Oh, is that the one with that muscle woman with the purple suit that kept you on your toes?" Morris asked sitting at an adjacent loveseat.

"Yep. Except now, Drakken's got another super-powered moll on his team, one who apparently has history with Titania." Jen said. "Not only is this Volcana girl tough, she shoots fire out of her hands. Those two started double-teaming me and helped Drakken get away."

"Didn't Kim and Ron help?"

"Well, Kim was getting into an action-packed fashion debate with Shego and Ron was eating dog-food with Rufus. …Don't ask."

"Wasn't going to. You know, Jen, this kinda reminds me of this case I was involved in. The detectives in my precinct had just narrowed down a drug deal between two gangs and we were all called up to bust them. This lead to a shootout where we were at a great numbers disadvantage. Then, one of the detectives called out on the two gangs and tricked them into breaking formation giving us the opportunity to flank them."

"What's your point, Dad?" Jen asked.

"My point is, the most effective way to handle teamwork is for everyone to do their parts perfectly." Morris said. "I think it was President Lincoln who once said, 'a house divided against itself cannot stand'."

"Hmm… Good thought." Jen said thinking about it. Just then, something entered her mind. She jumped up and began heading out. "I think I got something! I gotta go find Kim!"

"What am I looking at?" Jen asked as soon as she arrived at Bueno Nacho. She found her friends, Kim and Ron, there, but they weren't at their usual booth. They were found behind the counter wearing uniforms.

"Hola, Jen!" Ron greeted proudly. "Welcome to Bueno Nacho!"

"I know what this place is, Ron. I go with you and Kim here almost all the time." Jen said. "What I don't get is why you two are working here."

"It was my idea actually." Kim said. "I'm wanting to save up for that spanking jacket, so I'm taking up a job here. And I convinced Ron to help too."

"So why didn't you talk to me?" Jen asked.

"There were only two open positions." Ron said. "Hey, can I introduce you in my patented naco."

"Naco?" Jen asked confusingly. "Don't you mean a nacho."

"No, no, no. It's a bunch of nachoes folded up like a taco. Hence, a 'naco'."

"Okay… Actually, I need to talk to Wade. Kim, can I borrow your Kimmunicator?"

"Oh. Sure." Kim said passing her device to Jen. At that moment, Ned, the assistant manager, walked in.

"Possible, no resting until your break."

While Kim groaned with exhaustion, Jen made her call to Wade. "Yo, Wade."

"What's up, Jen?" Wade asked.

"I'm wanting to find an edge over Titania and Volcana's teamwork. I remember Volcana calling her partner 'Skeeter' earlier and she didn't like that. So can you do a search for a girl who was once called Skeeter? It could provide context."

"I'll see what I can do. I'll call you on your computer when I'm done."

It didn't take long after Jen returned to her room when Wade called her like he promised. She answered her computer and he appeared on her screen.

"You got something?"

"Definitely something. I checked public records, security footages, and digital paperwork, and I found one match of a woman who was frequently called Skeeter. Take a look." He clicked a button, and suddenly, half of the screen was occupied by a photo of a young woman with strawberry blonde hair. She appeared very small, even for a teenager, and very skinny.

"Wait. That's Titania?" Jen asked trying hard not to laugh.

"I think so. It says here that her real name is Mary MacPherran, a senior in high school. She was given the name Skeeter because she always was small and weak like a mosquito."

"Harsh." Jen commented. "Go on. What happened to her?"

"Well, apparently, to stop the bullying, Mary started a rumor that she was a popular superhero. But when the real superhero she claimed herself to be showed up at the same place she was, she was chased out of school by those bullies alongside another girl, Marsha Rosenberg."

"That Marsha girl must be Volcana." Jen guessed. "This could be useful. Thanks for the help, Wade."

"Anytime. I… Wait!" Wade turned his attention to another one of his computer screens. "Well, this is interesting."

"What is it?" Jen asked.

"I just discovered seismic activity in Wisconsin."

"Is that unusual?"

"Well, yeah. Especially since the epicenter is the world's biggest cheese wheel."

"Could you run this by Kim and Ron?" Jen asked. "I'll catch up with them at Bueno Nacho."

"Sure thing."

"Step it up!" Ron badgered at Ned who was packing a to-go bag full of tacos. "These customers have been waiting for over thirty seconds! 33! 34! Andale!"

"Ron!" Jen called out as she entered the store.

"Ah. Welcome again, Jen!" Ron said. "Care to try our naco now?"

"What?" Jen asked. "Didn't Wade contact you guys about Wisconsin? Where's Kim?"

Ron's welcoming smile dropped into a scowl. "She quit."

"What?"

"She quit. She suddenly came up with the idea that her need to be good at something is more important than me."

"What are you talking about?" Jen asked. "You mean to tell me that she went off to fight Drakken and you didn't bother to go with her?"

"I got a job to do here, one that I'm really good at. I've been promoted to assistant manager." Ron said. "Besides, it's not like you're with her now."

"I was on my way here to meet up with you two!" Jen said. "And I'm guessing she was so mad at you, she forgot to fill me in on when she was going! But more to the point, how could you just abandon your best friend? She could be in danger!"

"It's KP. I'm sure she's fine."

"Ron, she's up against an army of goons, a ninja with burning gloves, a woman who can shoot fire from her hands, and a muscle woman. Do you really think Kim can take on those odds by herself?"

Jen's words started to get to Ron. He began sweating with worry and guilt. "I guess when you put it like that…"

"Well, well, well." Ned said smugly listening in on the two. "Looks like you've got a choice to make, Stoppable. What's more important; your sacred duty as assistant manager, or your pathetic role as goofy sidekick?"

Ron and Ned glared at each other and stared one another down like they were in the middle of a showdown scene in a Western movie.

"It's like watching battle of the nerds here." Jen said.

"Well, that's no choice at all." Ron said. "I guess it's time to say 'buenas noches, Bueno Nacho'." He jumped over the counter and headed out the front door.

"I'll catch up with you later, Ron." Jen said before turning back to Ned. She grabbed him by the front of his short and held him up.

"Whoa! Hey! I'm the assistant manager here! You can't just…"

"This is for your snooty attitude, your pompous personality, and the way you made fun of my friend." Jen said before lifting Ned up and placing him to hang by his collar on a nearby wall-hook. He dangled helplessly while Jen left to join Ron.

As soon as they arrived in Wisconsin, Jen and Ron went on a tour bus which circled around the giant cheese wheel that was big as a building.

"Question, is this some kind of cheese-covered building?" Ron asked the guide.

"You know, you'd be surprised how many people think that." The tour guide said. "Actually, it's a building made of cheese."

"The miracles of modern architecture." She-Hulk said. "Well, Ron, let's go in."

She-Hulk grabbed onto Ron and jumped out of the tour bus. Her leap brought them both right into one of the cheese building's holes. They followed the hole until they found themselves at the very center of the cheese.

It was a mile-high area with packages and goons patrolling the area. At the very center was the laser drill that was stolen before. It was blasting right at the center of the room. Jen and Ron looked around and found Kim handcuffed to a mechanical wall set up near the drill.

After finding their friend, She-Hulk and Ron headed over to meet her. "Kim." She-Hulk said.

"Ron. Jen." Kim said. "Shoot. Sorry, Jen. I wanted to call, but Ron and I got into a fight and I had a lot on my mind and…"

"It's okay." She-Hulk said.

"Everything's okay, Kim." Ron said. "I'm here to save the day."

"Hi." Both Ron and She-Hulk were surprised to find themselves found by Shego, Titania, and Volcana. The first of the evil girls was speaking. "Is that tie clip-on?"

She-Hulk raised her fists ready for a fight, but before she could get the chance, Volcana blasted the ceiling above. She-Hulk looked up, but was too late to dodge the giant block of cheese that fell on her head and knocked her out.

When She-Hulk came to, she found herself and Ron cuffed to the metal wall right beside Kim.

"Knocked out by cheese." She-Hulk said. "Not exactly my best moment."

"Well, it wasn't as great as Ron's Bueno Nacho bathroom break chart." Kim said.

"Yeah. I gooned on assistant manager power." Ron admitted. "You were right."

"I did resent your superior burrito technique." Kim admitted. "You're entitled to excel. Forgive me?"

"Duh. Forgive me?"

"Totally."

"Well, that's sweet." Jen said. "Meanwhile, we've got a madman here who's going to—I'm assuming—use the laser drill to break through the Earth's crust and reach the magma?"

As if on cue, Drakken appeared with Titania and Volcana. "Ah. But that's only the beginning. After that, I'll…"

"Let me guess. You're going to use the magma to melt Wisconsin and remake it into your own image." She-Hulk said. "Did that sound right?"

"You're… in the ball park." Drakken said.

"Ah, don't listen to them, boss." Titania said. "They're just being sore losers."

"You know, if you like it, I can fry them before the magma gets here." Volcana offered.

"Tempting, but I wanna relish this." Drakken said.

"Not as much as I'll relish punching you in the face so hard, your scar will end up underneath your other eye." She-Hulk said.

"You and what army?" Titania asked smugly. "And don't bother breaking out, Shulkie. Those cuffs are unbreakable from the inside."

She-Hulk gave a conniving smile. "Just the inside? Not the outside? That's pretty small thinking, don't you think… Skeeter?"

Titania's confident smile suddenly dropped into an angry glare. "What was that?"

"Uh, Ti…" Volcana said nervously.

"You heard me. Small thinking." She-Hulk said. "You know, kinda like how small you were at school."

Titania growled with smoke breathing out of her nostrils. Drakken watched nervously from beside her.

"Um, hold on…" Drakken said, but his voice fell on deaf ears.

"How do you know that?" Titania asked in a threatening tone.

"The same way I know three special words." Jen said. "Skeeter… Skeeter… Skeeter!"

"THAT'S IT!" Titania yelled before charging in for a powerful punch. She-Hulk and Kim moved their hips away to make enough room for Titania to hit the empty space between them.

BOOM!

Titania's punch shattered the trap to pieces freeing the teen heroes. While everyone recovered, the three of them gathered for a quick huddle.

"Ron, get to the laser drill. And She-Hulk, you deal with Titania and Volcana." Kim said. "I'll take care of Shego."

"You're trusting me with the drill?" Ron asked.

"Ron, you're the genius who invented the naco." Kim said. "You've got a building made of cheese here. Get creative."

"It will be my masterpiece." Ron said. "But what about Jen? You've got two supervillains to deal with. How can you beat them?"

"Well, it's like my dad told me, a house divided against itself cannot stant'."

The three nodded and separated. While Ron climbed up to the drill and Kim fought to get Shego's attention, She-Hulk ran straight toward the recovering Titania and punched her hard enough to knock her off the platform they were standing on.

She-Hulk looked back at Volcana who started throwing fireballs at her. Thankfully, She-Hulk managed to dodge them and get close enough to grab Volcana by her shoulders and hit her with a nasty headbutt. She looked back to see Titania climbing back up before throwing Volcana right back at her. Titania managed to catch her partner, but She-Hulk tackled them both crashing them both down to the ground. It was at that time that Ron managed to turn off the laser drill.

After getting back up, She-Hulk grabbed Titania's ankle and threw her far away. She looked back at Titania who was giving off a hot glow around her. She was certainly not happy.

"I'm going to fry you good, greenie!" Volcana shouted.

From behind She-Hulk, Titania returned to her feet and grunted angrily. "Not if I don't pound her first!"

"Ladies, ladies. There's plenty of me to go around." She-Hulk taunted.

Titania charged to attack from one side while Volcana fired a very hot blast from the other. She-Hulk jumped away letting the blast hit Titania instead. She was knocked off balance and crashed right into Volcana. Both of them hit the cheese wall right behind Volcana, and the impact made her release a powerful heat wave at every direction.

The heat wave quickly melted every part of the building from all around causing an avalanche of cheese that quickly filled the room. Drakken was quickly caught in it.

"What the… Please do not tell me that this place is actually made of cheese!" Drakken shouted feeling the cheese climb up to him. "I thought it was a cheese-covered building!"

"Sounds like someone should have done their homework before choosing this place as an evil hideout." She-Hulk said before jumping over to Ron.

She scooped him up in her green arm and jumped over to where Kim was. She saved her just as Shego fell into the sea of cheese. They headed to one of the cheese tunnels and ran back outside just before the cheese hardened.

"Drakken's plan is so foiled." Kim said.

"And I just proved that his quantity of supervillain sidekicks is nothing without quality." She-Hulk said. "Nice work with the laser drill, Ron."

"Thanks. I call it 'Bad Guy Con Queso'." Ron said.

The celebration didn't last though. In an instant, an explosion of fire burst a hole in the solid cheese. Volcana stood there along with Titania. The two of them picked up Shego and Drakken and ran away, but not before Titania gave another angry glare at She-Hulk.

"Well, at least we stopped their plan." She-Hulk said.

The trio celebrated with a lunch at Bueno Nacho's outdoor tables. Jen was given a naco and took a taste of it. She took in the meal and nodded.

"You know, once you control how you eat it, it's actually pretty convenient." Jen said. "Good thinkin, Ron."

"Thanks, Jen." Ron said before noticing Kim's glum expression. "What's wrong, KP? We won."

"I'm very happy. Really." Kim said without a single trace of happiness.

"You don't sound happy." Jen said. "Is this about that jacket you wanted?"

"Maybe. I mean, I know this is beyond shallow, but I saved the world and I'm no closer to owning that Club Banana jacket."

"Maybe. Maybe not." Ron said surprising Kim with a Club Banana package.

Kim gasped as she accepted the package. She opened it up finding the jacket she pined for. "Ron, thanks!"

"How'd you afford that?" Jen asked.

"With my naco bonus." Ron said.

"You are too sweet. I love it." Kim said hugging Ron.

As tender and heartwarming at the moment was, it came to an abrupt end when Ned passed by. He wore the exact same kind of jacket.

"Ned?" Jen asked. "Surprised you're off the hook… literally. But seriously, what are you wearing?"

"Ms. Possible left this picture of the jacket she wanted over the cheese machine." Ned said. "And since I ruined my old jacket trying to unhook myself from the wall, I figured this would be a good replacement. Viva me!"

Jen and Ron looked at Kim exchanging concerned faces with each other. "Exchange it?" Ron asked.

"Oh, yeah." Kim said.

"Well, it was fun while it lasted." Jen said.