(Posted this Archive of Our Own beta bit thought post here too) This is a Crazy idea I got at 12 at night and had to write it.This is a parody of the famous fanfic my immortal but criminal minds. Hope you enjoy.

Emily only meant to borrow Alex's laptop. Really. She wasn't trying to snoop. It was a complete accident that she stumbled upon the porn Alex had been browsing...

Reid wants to return a favor to Rossi. But will Rossi let him? Set in Season 16. Short shot, probably two chapters.

Reader avoids Hotch after getting cleared for sex following a kidnapping incident because she is self-conscious about the scars left behind. This was submitted for the @hotchafterhours Smutty One Shot Challenge on Tumblr. Also, this is the first fanfic I have ever written, so if it is super rough to read...my sincerest of apologies, and feel free to pretend this does not exist

After adopting Spencer as a baby, David Rossi enjoys fatherhood so much that he decides to foster and hopefully adopt more children. Join David on his journey through fatherhood and parenting kids from troubled backgrounds. Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Aaron Hotchner discovers a woman outside his home deeply unconscious and an extremely high fever. Aaron nurses her back to health. Who is this woman? Will she survive? When the woman wakes up she discovers she has amnesia and has no idea who she is and where she comes from. All she can remember is her name Emily. Will Aaron help her remember who she is and her past. Please review!

When JJ meets Will, she has a nine year old daughter named Delilah 'Della' Roslyn Jareau. Della has never known her biological father, and after having Will in her life for ten years she still doesn't call him dad.

Alternate universe: What if in Criminal Minds' Season 2 episode, "Aftermath," Elle Greenaway chose not to be the bait to catch the rapist, William Lee? What if JJ was the bait instead?

(A/N: As of October 2022 - I am currently in the process of editing, tweaking, and updating this fic!) Sparks fly when JJ and Emily go undercover as a couple in order to catch an unsub in a rural Alabama town. Will the simple undercover assignment create something long lasting or was their attraction to each other just part of the ploy?

It's been a year since his divorce from Savannah and Derek wants nothing more than a future with Penelope. With forces beyond his control working against him, Derek may never have the future his heart desires.

When JJ leaves, a new member joins the BAU. He and Penelope seem to hit it off right away, and Derek is not impressed. Will this new team member win Penelope's heart, or does Derek still have a chance?

New Criminal Minds fanfic set after season 15 and gives my take on Spencer's special assignment. Spencer is battling his health following the bleed to the brain, teaching and consulting for the BAU. He is set a special assignment in the presence of COVID which will see him taking on a task unlike any other.

This series is a collection of short and unrelated oneshots with a deeper look into character moments from a scene/episode. Details to spoilers and characters in the chapters. Chapter 19: Taking the lead. There were more ways than one to win a fight. Spoilers for "Damaged"

'The little things? The little moments? They aren't that little' - Unknown. A collection of one-shots set from season 13 onwards.

Emily's Soulmate Clock has always been broken. Co-written with 60atinele88.

David Rossi finds out he might be dying. Afraid of the reality of his situation, he tries to rely on the people around him for support. His new reality makes him question the meaning in his life. Along the way he discovers the truth about family.

Emily is back from Paris and there's a chasm between them wider than ever before, as she withdraws into herself. Then comes the storm. Based on the prompt "Are you insane? You're soaking wet!"/"I don't care, I had to come see you." from borg-queer and anon on Tumblr. It got smuttier than expected, but in a somewhat wholesome way x

I will no longer be updating the stories under this account, however, they are all free for you to use as you wish! More info in "story"

Un par de noticias inesperadas sacuden el feliz matrimonio de Aaron y Erin. La primera, les cambiará la vida para siempre, la segunda, les puede sumir en la tristeza. Tercera parte de "Eternamente juntos"

The team at the BAU, aka Hotch, Emily, JJ, Morgan, Garcia, and Gideon, have to find a serial killer/rapist without the help of Reid due to his week-long vacation. Little do they know that Reid is the Unsub's next target. WARNING: NON-CON, MURDER, AND ATTEMPTED MURDER. Crossposted on Ao3

Emily hadn't seen Alex in nearly ten years and maybe it was naive of her to assume that there was any chance of them picking up where they'd left off, but...it was the one way in which she allowed herself to be an optimist.

Spencer has a twin sister, Mercedes "Mercy" Lynn Reid. Mercy's also a genius with an IQ of 197. She gets stabbed nearly to death by the Boston Reaper while attending Harvard, causing her to meet and eventually fall in love with Hotch. Hotch/OC. Don't like it, don't read it.

Annette prepares herself for the upcoming execution of Michael Boudreaux, the Boogeyman of Albuquerque, while the team attempts to find the UnSub that has killed and embalmed three women. Part Seven of the Spencer and Annette series. References to the episode, "Cold Comfort" (Season Four, Episode Fourteen).

Are JJ and Luke ok after the explosion? Is there a bigger plan in play? What was Elias plotting and why did he need to go to Georgia to see it? Starts where season 16 episode 5 left off after the explosion.

What happens when 2 strangers make the same wish on a shooting star, will they get what they most desire or once again be left alone?