The 1NKT0LING Tales I Shouldn't Have Told (1NKTALES)

by Squiddy12

This is the original version of 1NKTALES. IMPORTANT! THIS FANFICTION HAS A WHOLE LOT OF BAD THINGS, DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU'RE 18 AND UP. PLEASE. Two 20 year old girls that reside in eastern Detroit. What can go wrong? EVERYTHING. IT'S THE 1NKV3R53 THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING HAPPENING. From sleeping in your room to being in another persons fanfiction.

1. 0 - Prolouge

PROLOUGE

[Keep in mind, this prologue isn't canon. It's only to introduce the main character.]

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Unknown 1 - "It's a casual Thursday afternoon. All though people could relax in this nice day, NOTHING IS FUCKING CASUAL."

Unknown 1 - "EVERY FUCKING DAY THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG , AND IT MAY BE SOMEONE ELSE'S FALUT".

Unknown 2 - "Uhh, Squiddy , calm down.. it's like 8:40 in the fucking morning."

Squiddy - "SHUT UP LIME! DIDN'T YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY?!"

Lime - "Erm.. No..?"

Lime walks downstairs to see Squiddy sitting on the couch bitching about where they are.

Squiddy - "Do you not know what I'm fucking talking about?!"

Lime - "Squids.. IT'S 9 IN THE MORNING I DON'T WAKE UP UNTIL LIKE 10!"

Squiddy - "I DON'T GIVE ONE SINGLE FUCK. GO DIE." [As a joke]

Lime - "OH YOU LITTLE SHI– "

Squiddy knocks Lime out. As Lime falls onto the couch, Squiddy sits down and keeps bitching when suddenly..

Author / Me - "Uhh Squid..?"

Squiddy - "Wha..- Who the fuck are you?!"

Author - "I'm the fucking author Squiddy12. Now introduce the story you shit."

Squiddy - "Will you leave if I do?"

The author left the scene, never to return, unless something happens.

Squiddy - "Okay.. so my name is Squiddy.. but that's just my full time nickname. My REAL name is Stelly but I only use it for proper stuff only. Yes this is a self insert OC fanfiction all though the author has like two sonas they use.

Squiddy - "Both me and Lime are adults, we're both 20. But at least TRY NOT to ship me with anyone 23 or older / 17 or older."

Lime's texture glitches out.

Squiddy - "That one over there is , she's my roommate and she's a file. We both have a love/hate relationsh- Oh shit her texture is gone."

Squiddy put Lime's body on the couch.

Squiddy - "There."

Squiddy goes back to her room and falls asleep on her bed.

[End of Prologue]

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Notes -

This is so short I know. But I'm just lazy as hell to do anything. My usual username is actually 1NKT0L1NG but I just prefer this one more since I have 3 sonas.

- 1NKT0L1NG / Squiddy12

Each chapter cover will be posted on DeviantArt.