Here we are at Chapter 63. It's time for more fluff. It's time for more RWBY KEPL Chibi! I do not own RWBY. They belong to VIZ Media. I only own my OCs. Here's chapter 63. Enjoy.
Chapter 63: Doggy License
Skit 1: New Doggy Toy
In a warehouse in Vale, Roman and Neo walk through the darkened halls.
"This is it, Neo. After all that painstaking work with robbing Dust shops. Selling off the extra Dust for some quick cash; I now accumulated enough money to buy the one weapon that will destroy Teams RWBY and KEPL. And this weapon was made by total experts, so there shouldn't be any technical issues this time," Roman laughs.
Neo holds up a sign, "That's a relief"
Meanwhile, outside the warehouse, Ruby and Yang are taking Zwei out for a long walk.
"This was a good idea, sis. Zwei needed the exercise anyway," Ruby says.
"Well, we can't just leave him cooped up in our dorm room all day long. And we can't take him out for walks at school or else Professor Goodwitch might see him and throw a fit. So, Vale was the next best thing. Isn't that right, Zwei?" Yang says, earning a happy bark from the dog.
"By the way, why did we take Zwei all the way out here?" Ruby asks.
Yang shrugs her shoulders, "Beats me, I was following you,"
"But, this was YOUR idea! You should've been leading the way," Ruby argues.
"But, you're the team leader. Shouldn't you be leading the way all the time?" Yang fires back.
"That's a completely different set of circumstances," Ruby retorts.
And the two sisters get into a little debate on a nonimportant issue. While they argue, Zwei walks off and sneaks into the warehouse through a small hole in the wall. He walks inside the dark hallways and hears slight noise up down one way and decides to go towards it. Meanwhile, Romana and Neo enter a darkened room.
"This is it, Neo. This is what I wanted to show you." Roman hits a switch and the lights come on, revealing an Atlesian Paladin prototype. "I managed to get myself some sweet Atlas tech. Not even those stupid kids and their mangy dog can stop this beauty,"
Neo pulls out a sign, "Do you know how to pilot that?"
"I've been reading up on the manual and watching some videos online. I'll pilot it like I stole it... which I basically did," Roman chuckles.
As they have their conversation, Zwei enters the room and walks on by. He climbs up the large mech with his little doggy paws and even manages to get the hatch to the cockpit to open up.
"Hey, what's that sound?" Roman looks around upon hearing something.
Zwei enters the cockpit and hits a button. That button turns the mech on and it powers up.
"Does that thing have auto-pilot?" Neo holds up a sign.
"Uh... No. Wait, does that mean that..." Roman stats backing up.
Zwei barks and hits another button. This activates the mech's weapons, which then aim at Roman and Neo.
"Uh, where's the off switch?" Neo pulls up another sign, shaking.
"Uh... inside the mech," Roman answers, shaking as well.
Zwei barks before hitting a third button... and the weapons start firing away. Loud explosions ring out in the warehouse. Roman and Neo end up getting blasted away in the sky.
"We're blasting off again!" Roman screams as they disappear in the blue sky.
Outside the warehouse, Ruby and Yang heard the noise, "Hmm, what was that?"
Zwei then walks up and barks behind them.
"Hey Zwei, where did you run off to, boy? Come on, let's go home," Yang pats his head before they walk away together.
Zwei looks back and offers a wink before following the sisters.
Skit 2: Permission
Khazhak was walking out of a local fast-food business with a soda in one hand and a cheeseburger in another. Taking a bite, he enjoys the delicious meal... only for a sac to get pulled over his head and taken away to who knows where. When the sac is finally pulled off his head, Khazhak finds himself sitting in a chair in the middle of an interrogation room, with Qrow and Taiyang sitting across from him.
"Okay, so what the blue heck is going on here? And that's my lunch!" Khazhak realizes Qrow is eating his meal.
"Hey, you should be thanking me. I'm doing you a favor here, kid," Qrow says as he eats.
"Alright, forget that. Fess up and confess your sins!" Taiyang demands.
"Excuse me?" Khazhak doesn't understand the situation.
"I said confess your sins!" Taiyang yells.
"Well, that depends. How much time to you have?" Khazhak jokes.
"Well, I got plans later on, so maybe make it quick," Qrow says.
"Enough with the jokes! Confess that you want to ask Ruby out on a date!" Taiyang points a finger in his face.
"Well, duh, of course I want to ask her out on a date. What's it to you?" Khazhak admits, having no shame.
"Ah-ha! So you admit it. Now, what makes you think you even deserve to ask her out on a date?!" Taiyang is seriously losing it.
"Because I like her and I'll treat her with the respect she deserves. Plus, I won't treat her like she's still five years-old like you're always doing," Khazhak retorts.
"He's got a point," Qrow says.
"Hey, you're supposed to be on my side, Qrow. Ah, forget that. It doesn't matter what kind of argument you make. I will not allow anyone to date my daughter. She's too young!" Taiyang argues.
"She's fifteen. Kids start dating each other even before they reach that age. Plus, she's a huntress-in-training. She can take care of herself," Khazhak says.
"That is completely different. Either way, she can't be dating anyone, especially boys," Taiyang says.
"So girls are okay?" Qrow smirks.
"That's not what I meant and stop helping him!" Taiyang shouts.
Khazhak sighs, "Look, you care about your daughter. I respect that, I really do. And while she will always be your youngest daughter, she's not your little girl anymore. She's not a baby either. Maybe we should all go and find her and see what she thinks," Khazhak suggests.
"No way. She cannot find out about our little meeting. If she does, she'll make us regret it," Taiyang shakes his head.
"Don't you men she'll make sure YOU'LL regret it. I got dragged into this miss like Khazhak did," Qrow corrects him.
"Oh, I think you're both equally guilty in my opinion," a female voice says.
"Exactly, you're my accomplice and... wait, who said that?" Taiyang looks around, only to find a grumpy-looking Ruby standing behind him, tapping her foot on the floor.
"I knew you were nuts, but I thought you, my own father, would have some standards, Dad. I thought Qrow was supposed to be the immature one," Ruby says.
"Hey... Oh, who am I kidding?" Qrow says.
"Anyway..." Ruby grabs Khazhak by the arm and starts walking out with him. "Khazhak and I are going out on a date and you can't stop us. So, you can either accept it and be happy for me, or I will never speak to you again. Make you choice," Ruby issues an ultimatum.
Taiyang gasps. He never thought Ruby would go so far, but he can't have his sweet little girl stop talking to him for the rest of his life. That would be worse than when Raven left him. Seeing no other options, Taiyang hangs his head in defeat.
"Alright, alright, I give up... You can date Khazhak. Just please don't stop talking to me," Taiyang begs.
Ruby smiles, "Glad you see things my way. I love you, Dad. See ya later, Uncle Qrow. Come on Khazhak, let's go see a movie or something," she walks off with Khazhak in tow.
Taiyang flops into his seat while Qrow just sighs.
"So, can I leave now?" Qrow asks, making Taiyang groan.
Skit 3: Dare to Death
In Team JNPR's room, the four friends are playing a game of spin the bottle with the members of Team CFVY. Rather than the version they did before, this one is a truth or dare version.
"Okay, let's see who the next victim will be?" Nora rubs her hands together with a sinister smile on her face.
"Nora, don't scare them," Ren says, glancing at a shaking Jaune and Velvet.
Nora grabs the bottle and gives it a nice spin. The bottle spins fast but eventually slows down and then stops on Jaune. The blonde squeaks a bit. He was hoping to at least be spared whenever Nora spun the bottle.
"Alright, Jaune, truth or dare?" Nora smirks.
"U-U-Uh I choose..." Jaune wanted to say 'truth' but he didn't want to be seen as a wimp in front of Team CFVY, so... "... I choose dare,"
"Excellent. Alright, Jaune, I dare you to steal Voshkie'ahk's Dust cards... while they're still on her person," Nora shows no mercy.
Everyone stares at her and then give Jaune looks of pity.
"Uh, can I try and take them when she's not wearing them?" Jaune asks meekly.
"Nope," Nora smiles, and he sighs.
...
Voshkie'ahk is on her way to the cafeteria to get something to eat. As she does, Jaune pokes his head out from one corner, looking for the best moment to take her cards. This is an incredibly risky dare. Voshkie'ahk is Khazhak's sister, which means she'll sense when someone is gonna attack her or do something to her. If this is gonna work, he needs to do it when she's distracted enough to not notice. Luckily, he heard that Voshkie'ahk has a bit of a sweet tooth. A nice dessert should distract her enough and he has just the item to do it. Voshkie'ahk walks up to get herself something to eat and spots a special on red velvet cake. Treating herself to a slice, Voshkie'ahk sits own and savors her sweet treat. As she eats, Jaune slowly creeps closer while under the table. He eyes her cards. He'll have to get both deck cases on both of her hips. This will be tricky. He reaches over to grab one deck, but Voshkie'ahk swivels her head around and he ducks under the table.
She goes back to her cake, and he tries again but gets the same response. Deciding to up the ante, Jaune sneaks strawberry milkshake onto the table without her noticing. She turns her head and notices the new treat and gasps with a smile. Starting on her second treat, Voshkie'ahk doesn't notice Jaune reaching behind her to snag her decks. However, just before his hands touch her cards, he gets grabbed and pulled away. Ending up in the hallway outside the cafeteria, Jaune looks up and goes pale upon seeing Khazhak and Yukari glaring down at him.
"And what exactly were you attempting to do to my little sister, Jaune?" Khazhak looks pissed.
"It looked like you wanted to get your dirty man hands all over my sweet, innocent Voshkie darling," Yukari looks ever worse.
"Guys, wait! There's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this. It's not what it looks like!" Jaune begs for his life.
"That's what they all say! Khazhak, how about a truce for now until we take care of this vermin?" Yukari suggests.
"Agreed. A temporary truce," Khazhak says and then takes out his blades while Yukari takes out Edom's twin scythe (how does she keep getting her hands on their weapons?).
Jaune screams and runs for his life while the two people hell-bent on slaughtering him give chase. It seems he wouldn't be winning that dare anytime soon.
And that's the chapter. Only two more chapters left until we're done with the story. Until then, please Read and Review.