Queen Daenerys was not above throwing down the ultimate trump card, one that not even her talented Hand could top: "Tyrion Lannister, as your ruler, I command: you will not continue in your post another day without taking a decent vacation." One problem: Tyrion wasn't aware that the Queen in the North had been sent on vacation too. Told in connected drabble chapters.

Married at the Rock instead of the Capital, King Robert & Queen Cersei produce an albino heir whose parentage is up in the air. This is the tale of how a crown prince of the Iron Throne shall be remembered for all time, and establish a dynasty to last a thousand years. He is Aegon Baratheon and his is the song of Salt and Smoke. A storm is raging and the Cold Winds Are Rising.

Literally only smut. A little wine, a few jokes, and Theon has the Stark boys eating out of the palm of his hand. Or...maybe the middle of Robb's waist would be a more fitting term.

A man wakes up in the body of a direwolf during Roberts Rebellion. What kind of life does a man lead on four legs? Is he a man at all?

Lyla Stark, the orphaned distant cousin of Rickard Stark, was five when her cousin Ned brought his bastard son home. Catelyn despised the child from the beginning, but to Lyla, he was everything.

She hoped to be free from him forever. Meanwhile, she must learn to be his queen. Sansa doesn't even recognize herself,she is only a flesh in the spider's web. Why did this have to happen to her? In a world ruled by monsters, she must believe that she is stronger than them.

Born as a second son to teh Mad King, how will Daemon Targaryen change the fate of the Targaryen dynasty? This is the story of a man who would rise up from the ashes and change the very history of this world, a man scorned and burnt by his own father. This is the story of Daemon Targaryen-The Burnt Prince.

The realm of Westeros hides many secrets, an unknown enemy from the stars who wield powerful weapons are arriving. Meanwhile, the habitants are finding ancient weapons that could fight back the invaders. A take on the universe of Games of Thrones, mixing mechas and robots into the mix. Newer tags are going to be added as the story progresses.

Robert Baratheon dies a miserable death, betrayed by Cersei. Days follow, and Eddard Stark has his head removed—but this isn't the end. As Eddard Stark drops dead, he wakes up again. But his body wasn't his, there was fat, and there was the strength he never knew before. The gravestone moves, and he comes out—Eddard Stark, now in the body of King Robert Baratheon.

Prince, dragonrider, spymaster, heir to the Iron Throne... Aeonar Targaryen had it all growing up and strived to prove his worth. But when he's betrayed by those he thought he trusted, he strikes out on his own to leave his mark on the world - his accomplishments eventually earning him the nickname "the Young Dragon." Will he succeed? Or will he succumb to the cursed madness?

Jaime is trapped in a vicious cycle and worn out. Brienne is starting a new episode of her life. What might happen? :-) Welcome to this new story. :-) Thanks for reading.

In this erotic alternate universe of Game of Thrones, maidens do not last long in Westeros. Warlords, nobles, Tyrannical rulers, they all seek to subdue and dominate. Nowhere is safe for these Ladies. That leaves them little choice but to play the game of throne or be suppressed into the erotic plaything of others.

What if Jorah was kicked out before Sam could get to him, and what if in his final days in Old Valaryia someone came by and offered him a chance to be able to go back to his Queen, what is the cost and what will Daenerys Targaryen think once she see Jorah again and come the Long Night what she witnesses. (Rating subject to change... sitting at T for now)

To defy the House of Black and White's tenets on love and inter-personal relationships is a one way ticket to the door of He of Many Faces. Jaqen and Arya know this. But it doesn't stop them. Caught in the act, it's a race against time to get themselves free of the House before they are killed. Full summary inside.

The Queen in the North remembers. It's too bad she's only thirteen and off on her way to King's Landing. No one listens to the ravings of the little Stark girl. No one except their ward. "You can't throw a wolf into one end of a pond and a kraken into the other and hope to make no ripples."

Short Story: On a stormy night in King's Landing, King Robert Baratheon hides in a tavern, reminiscing about his lost love, Lyanna Stark. Haunted by their past and the pain of fate's separation, he raises a final toast to the woman who remains forever in his heart.

Cerenna Lannister has written a letter that could put her head on a spike in the game of thrones. Rhaemon Targaryen has received a letter that could save his hide in the game of thrones. Too bad it's the same letter.

Three-part one shot that I've written instead of sleeping.

What would you do if you got the chance to be Jon Snow? Would you become the best Warg you could? Would you tame some mythical birds? Or Would you go straight for the Kraken? Would you try and establish a shipping Empire? Or would you create a Blacksmith paradise? From the Pirates of Essos to the Wildlings Beyond the Wall, everyone will know that there's a new player in the game

Taking place before season 3 but after season 2, a stranger arrives in kings landing and after intervening at a tavern on a maids behalf, he gets embroiled in a situation beyond his control. Now he's found himself in service of the Lannister's. What's this rumored landmass across the sea. What the heck is a vampire anyway? And what's with the strange magical artifacts?

Two Wolves are sent North. Deep in the North, beyond the Wall, a lone Wolf survives the cold. A Young Wolf lies in the dark, and waits for rescue. Winter draws ever nearer (or, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives)

Humanity failed to stop the Night King and his legion of undead. The displeased gods decide it should take a greater role in the fate of humanity. They send the Prince Who Was Promised and a Lannister back to before the war equipped with their memories. Even with the advantage of hindsight, things never go as planned. Aemon & Daenerys meet Chapter 87.

At Riverrun in the one night before marching off to war with Robert Baratheon, Jon Arryn sires a son with Lysa Tully. Jasper Arryn is an untested green boy, a lord of summer, but when the king who sits on the Iron Throne commands him to hand over his wards, history repeats itself. As High as Honor!

Tyrion Lannister is a struggling actor in 1940s King's Landing. When he's offered the role of a lifetime—impersonating Bran Stark at a family will reading—he jumps at the chance, even though he knows he's committing fraud. Once at Winterfell, Tyrion realizes he's in over his head and wants to back out, but after meeting Bran's sister, Sansa, the last thing Tyrion can do is leave.

chapters: 1: Drunk teen Cersei confesses her love to Jaime 2: Jaime asks Cersei to prom 3: Cersei political AU 4: Teen Cersei steals wine 5: Tommen's Birth 6: Tommen's Birth (Happier) 7: Switching Places 8. Jaime's Phone 9. Pregnancy Cravings 10: Getting Tattoos together 11: 3 sentence Mafia AU 12. Outerspace AU 13. Memories of Casterly